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Quote of the day:
"There is a large element of me in every role I do. Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying." -- Bruce Campbell |
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9 New Spider-Man Clips Online!
By Cmaster2 on April 17, 2002 11:15 AM
CountingDown has posted up nine clips totalling in nearly ten minutes of footage from the superhero advenutre, click above to check it out. (Thanks DH!)
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Posted by Jet.Li (No Email) on April 17, 2002 11:26 AM
How about some hot Jet Li for your poor tired muscles, just rub it on cuitie. Hiiyyaaaa
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Posted by Indiana (Arch@MIT.net) on April 17, 2002 3:38 PM
why
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2002 3:41 PM
Shut up Indiana you twat, your almost as pathetic as Power Trip, my little bitch. I own that f*cker, just like I owned his father. Everytime he tries to rip me I put him in his sorry place, however, much like Mission impossable, he's overated and that's just sad.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2002 2:50 AM
rectum raider
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RE: Another random loser
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Posted by Indiana (Arch@MIT.net) on April 17, 2002 3:43 PM
To Osama Shemp as you have been dubbed here. Bite me.
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Posted by RED (Duster1@usa.net) on April 17, 2002 3:45 PM
Thats pretty harsh Indy. Calling someone Osama is like calling them a pubic hair thin, goat molesting, puss.
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Posted by Indiana (Arch@MIT.net) on April 17, 2002 3:45 PM
Exactly
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Posted by Homer Jay Simpson (Homeboy@Sprinfield.net) on April 17, 2002 3:46 PM
Ha ha ha, it's funny because it's true.
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Posted by Darth_Merlin (The.Force@stonehenge.org) on April 17, 2002 3:53 PM
Spiderman isn't really a spider/man, he's really a Spider-Boy, technically.
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RE: How does one post a Thread on this site
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Posted by Sand Man (Stormfront@globalweather.net) on April 17, 2002 3:57 PM
How does one post a thread on this site, and who are all these buffoons?
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Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on April 18, 2002 12:05 AM
Sandy if your interestd in posting a "story" click "submit news." on he left.
Fair warning: It leads to dTheatre Celebrity and the threat of being overated. Very cool stuff in any shemp's book.
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Posted by GOD of the random shemps (megapussy@tnt.org) on April 17, 2002 3:59 PM
Didn't I f*ck you once Sand Man, or was that your Daddy? and it's Sir to you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2003 11:03 AM
yes actually you did lay that dog on me
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Posted by Marky Mark (superdork@wannabe.com) on April 17, 2002 4:04 PM
You've got those good vibrations, Come on, come on, you've got those realll Vibrations. I'm Marky Mark and I'm here to serve you, and I got a f*cky bad hair-do, get down , get down, and jump all around, I'm a stpid white clown, with no clue and a sexy night gown! Feel the Vibration! You've got that good Vibration! Feel it Feel it! Word!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2002 3:57 PM
go get some acting lessons mark. Planet of the apes sucked ass.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2003 11:12 AM
you bet plant of the sucks it would of been better if that movie had some funky monkey sex!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2003 11:08 AM
you know that your mom has the best vibration on my street cause i be banging your like no tomorrow oh don't worry it was worth it!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2003 11:16 AM
hello there
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Posted by Doc (No Email) on April 17, 2002 4:07 PM
Wow, I was wondering what happened to Marky and the Funny Bunch. Spiderman is going to be a great action/hero flick, and not even an ultra zealous over the top marketing squad can ruin it. May 3rd people.
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on April 17, 2002 5:09 PM
It's true that we had too much of Spiderman, but if we think how's Hollywood, then it would be this or too much of Episode II.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2002 4:02 AM
Spiderman with suck because his costume is not spandex. By the way, I've already seen Episode II and it rocks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2002 3:55 PM
liar!! where have u seen episode II
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2002 3:12 AM
Ok I lie, but I have seen some of it because a friend of mine works for a CGI company and they've been sent some footage by ILM for them to add to and clean up.
PS: I'm not lying,
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2002 2:37 AM
Everyone's sleeping with George Lucas these days, he's such a slut.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2002 4:22 AM
Would you sleep with him?
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on April 23, 2002 9:47 AM
Maybe with a young female member of his family, for a part in Episode III...
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Posted by Skulllfire (Pocko@Argentina.org) on April 25, 2002 5:26 AM
I once blew President Clinton, but his secret service beat the sh*t out of me for it. That was not fair at all.
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