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Demi Moore Trivia Contest and Personality Test

We don't know whether Demi Moore will show her new tits in Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle, but if she does, we want you to be able to do a little comparative evaluation and report back to us. So the big swing here at Dtheatre authorized us to offer up to the winner of the Demi Moore Trivia Contest and Personality Test one (count it, one) DVD of Striptease.

That's right, folks. Cleverly embedded within the contest questions is a stealth personality test developed by a 12-step Program Facilitator, a psychologist with her own radio show, and a licensed mental health worker with the Department of Corrections. So it matters which wrong answer you choose. This way we can decide if we like you or not before deciding who wins. It might not be fair, but we like it.

Answer the 3 question sets and whichever contestant most closely matches the most often chosen set of answers wins. Unless we don't like the way you answered, when we pick somebody else.

And if we can come up with some more cool Demi Stuff for free, we'll even have second and third prizes. Not bad, huh?

Just keep stopping back regularly for the next set of questions.

Remember, you must complete all the tests to be entered.

TRIVIA QUESTIONS:

ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS!

Set 1:

Question #1: How much did the Immaterial Girl spend rebuilding her body for her big comeback?

a.		$49.95 a month at Gold's Gym
b.		$400,000
c.		More than Oscar Gold spent on the Six Million Dollar Man.
d.		So much that she didn't have anything left to pay for a personality transplant.
e.		Nothing. She's perfect just the way she is.

Question #2: What did Demi do with the fat left over from her liposuction treatment?

a.		Made soap
b.		Had it injected back into her piss lips for Striptease II
c.		Sold it on Ebay
d.		Gave Ashton Kutcher a massage
e.		Used it to polish the floors in her "log cabin"

Question #3: How big was the bill that Demi submitted to the production company for personal assistants during the filming of Passion of Mind?

a.		She didn't submit the bill. One of her assistants did.
b.		$900,000
c.		Bigger than Bruce's
d.		Enough to cover her bill with the plastic surgeon
e.		All of the above

Set 2:

Question #4: According to the official Demi Moore Fan Club Website (Check this one out. It's a real winner), the favorite Demi movie of all time is:

a.		G. I. Jane
b.		Mother Juggs and Speed
c.		Striptease
d.		Choad Slinging Iron Maidens
e.		Blame it on Rio

Question #5: How big is the "log cabin style house" that Demi lives in with her daughters?

a.		Bigger than Bruce's
b.		11,475 square feet
c.		1,475 square feet
d.		Just large enough for the grocery jet
e.		It's bigger than yours. That's all you need to know.

Question #6: What's so special about Demi's new boobs?

a.		They're smaller (this is a good thing)
b.		They're squishier (this is a good thing)
c.		They don't honk when you squeeze them (this is not a good thing)
d.		You'll never get to squeeze them. That's all you need to know.
e.		All of the above

Use the same name and email with each set of questions.

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Don't worry if you don't win this one. We're planning on having a whole lot more contests here. Visit dtheatre.com frequently for chances to win Posters, DVDs, and movie gear!

RULEZ: Return of prize notification as non-deliverable or return of prize as non-deliverable will result in disqualification, and an alternate winner will be selected. Failure to provide a valid mailing address within ten (10) days of e-mail prize notification will result in disqualification, and an alternate winner will be selected. Winners will receive their prizes within approximately thirty (30) days after a valid mailing address is provided by the winner.

APPLICABLE LAWS: This drawing is subject to all applicable federal, state, provincial and local laws and is void where prohibited or restricted by law.

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Win a copy of Striptease!

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