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"There is a large element of me in every role I do. Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying." -- Bruce Campbell |
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 More Indiana Jones 4 News
By Cmaster2 on January 22, 2002 12:06 PM
FOX News reports that Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford confirmed that a fourth Indy movie is on the way. In fact once Spielberg finishes his directing duties on "Catch Me If You Can", it will be his priority.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2002 4:21 AM
If they'd put it off much longer I think we'd have probably been seeing Indy hobbleing about on a zimmer frame.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2002 9:39 AM
Indiana Jones series was good during its time but lets face it, Harrison Ford aint so dashing and fit anymore to play such a hero these days. Maybe he'll be passing his torch on to his son or some wip weilding wannabe.
Lets hope they get it right or this could be the laugh of the century and may bring the whole legendary thing down. Especially with all the cool sci-fi action flix that we see these days. Harrison aint no Jet Li but maybe Steven can make him look good.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 11:52 AM
I resent that you...you...FOOL!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 11:53 AM
Like my comment.
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Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2002 10:58 AM
With Spielbergs reliance on special effects in these kinds of movies to carry off the story. He'll have no trouble making Ford look good. A fully CGI matted Harrison will be making some coin on this project no doubt.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 12:02 PM
Agreed.But special effects in the first three films were horrible. Like the part on the bridge(Timple of Doom) and the toy tank explosion in the Third one(Last Crusade). Come on now!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 12:02 PM
Agreed.But special effects in the first three films were horrible. Like the part on the bridge(Timple of Doom) and the toy tank explosion in the Third one(Last Crusade). Come on now!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 12:02 PM
Agreed.But special effects in the first three films were horrible. Like the part on the bridge(Timple of Doom) and the toy tank explosion in the Third one(Last Crusade). Come on now!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 4:23 PM
Shut up! I thought the special effects were awsome. People like you have no respect for special effects of the early days!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 11:30 AM
He'd better be in it. If not, the odds of me going to see it are slim to none. Sean Connery made the last one very humerous.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 11:56 AM
IAN SMITH STRIKES AGAIN!! HEE-HEE!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 12:02 PM
ZACH SHERWIN STRIKES AGAIN!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 11:56 AM
IAN SMITH STRIKES AGAIN!! HEE-HEE!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 11:56 AM
IAN SMITH STRIKES AGAIN!! HEE-HEE!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 12:00 PM
Sean Connery is Gay
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Posted by Parker (e.jenny@swipnet.se) on March 27, 2002 6:31 PM
Harrison is just as cute as always, he will never lose that sweet, cute, handsome look : ) And I really hope that they will make a forth one, but if Harrison isn't in it, what will the point be?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 11:48 AM
I object to that statement!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 4:26 PM
who cares what you think, stupid
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 7:59 PM
Ok Random shemp needs to leave now.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 7:57 PM
All he has to do is lose weight, get in shape, and die his hair. If he does that he'll be able to do it just as good as the first 3.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2002 11:15 AM
Says who!! Even though he is almost 60, that doesn't mean that he can't do anymore action thrillers. Just like Sean Connery
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2002 4:31 PM
I really hope hope the next Indiana jones will be as good as the old ones
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Posted by gadzukes (gadzuke) on January 23, 2002 6:34 PM
How old was Gandolf?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2002 4:56 AM
Indiana Jones isn't a wizard or a mutant, although he did drink from the Holy Grail that's supposed to make him live forever.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2002 2:44 AM
As mentioned by the Knight in the film, The price of immortality is that if you leave the seal of the Grail resting place then the effect of the water will be zero.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 11:57 AM
I know, but with Indy anything can happen, even him having imortality after leaving the temple.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2002 6:38 AM
word to big bird
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2002 11:39 AM
Oh nertz, I forgot to log in again. The man with a hat is big even down here in Argentina or fag dive as i call it. i suk cack!
skullfire
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on January 24, 2002 3:13 PM
If you are really from Argentina, then tell me what does it means the word "culeao".
'Cause you are.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2002 5:59 AM
Ford can still crack a decent whip - just ask Minnie Driver.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2002 2:59 AM
I heard that the girl from 'Temple of doom' is going to be in it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 11:40 AM
That girl, whatever her name is, is a bad acter! The only reason why she got the part in the movie was because she is Speilberg's wife. I'm surprised that a bad actress like her could even memorize 1 line. I would rather have the Chinese kid, Short Round, be in it. But he's propable in his 20's.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 8:01 PM
The girl in the Temple of Doom is Steven Spielbergs wife.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2002 3:13 AM
...or Harrison Ford is Indy.
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on January 29, 2002 12:27 PM
WOW! I didn't realize that! The glasses he uses during the university classes confuses me...
By the way, how could anyone think that Clark Kent is Superman?
Well, I guess if you believe that the world isn't a table over four elephants standing on a tourtle's back, then you can believe anything.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2002 4:19 AM
Clark Kent is Superman? Oh come on, if he just took his glasses off then how would he see?
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on January 30, 2002 3:57 PM
Somebody says "contact lens". I'm not falling from that one.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2002 2:46 AM
Yea, what if they fell out with he's picking up the statue of Liberty or something?
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on January 31, 2002 12:00 PM
Which statue? The one in N.Y. or the one in Metropolis?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2002 2:26 AM
Both of them, or none at all in a mysterious voodoo land where flying pigmys talk to the nearest source of apocalypse dust in the hope of reviving the long lost city of wibble.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2002 4:03 AM
I think I lost myself.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2002 4:05 AM
I'm rubber your glue...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 4:16 PM
What ever you say bonces of me and sticks to you. Hee Hee Hee
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 3:47 AM
I aked my moma if we could go to McDonalds but she said we'd go home and she'd make me a burger better than McDonalds, so I was like "Better then McDonalds!?" but when we got home she told me to go get the bread for the burger but we hadn't got no burger buns but she told me to get the bread anyway and then she slapped down this big old slab of meat with all peppers and sh*t sticking out and I was like, "That don't look like no McDonalds" and then I tried to cut the bread round the edges of the meat so it at least looked like a burger and by this time the juices from it were all mixing with the bread and making it all soggy and I go out side and all the other kids in the neighborhood were dancing round singing "We got McDonalds" and I start crying and they go "Where'd you get that sh*t?" and I says "my moma made it" and I runs off crying.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 5:25 AM
You forgot to say that was Eddie Murphy's joke.
Im telling on you for violating copyright laws.
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on February 6, 2002 3:21 PM
Well, you also forgot that random shemp is registered too.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2002 9:31 AM
Who asked you?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2002 3:27 AM
Maybe Shaggy should be reported for violating copyright laws because he completely ripped off Eddie Murphys 'It wasn't me' sketch.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2002 7:24 AM
I am Eddie Murphy. Mr Big Dick and a Smile.
The voices in my head are asking you why is your dick so small. Ok Skully?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2002 3:45 AM
Then again, Eddie Murphy used some of Richard Prior's stuff like when he says: "Ya' know when your sittin on the toilet and your trying to take a sh*t and your ass don't coroporate, and clench up, and brake the sh*t in half... and you be mad as a mother f*cker too cos you know you gotta wipe your ass for like five hours to get rid of all that sh*t'.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2002 3:45 AM
No, not really.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2002 5:26 AM
Are you saying that all gay men have small dicks? Maybe I should send round a couple of bull queers to your house and have them ass-f*ck you. Now stop wasting my mother f*cking time!
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on February 13, 2002 3:16 PM
No dude, I was asking a question. I mean, what can you REALLY expect if you're gay?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2002 4:15 AM
Attentions of men rather than women? Just a guess.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2002 2:55 AM
But what if you were really desperate or you were stuck on a desert island with a bunch of gay men?
GAY SHEMP
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on February 15, 2002 8:10 AM
I would say: "hey, do you guys know Gay Shemp?"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2002 3:00 AM
I know you're a bit slow but you do realize that my real name isn't Gay Shemp don't you? My real name is actually Pedro Skullfire.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 11:45 AM
Most of you people are getting way off the main subject. So in other words...STOP WITH RANDOM OF THE SUBJECT TALK!! Thank you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 11:59 AM
Osama yo mama
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2002 11:59 AM
Osama yo mama
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 8:03 PM
Ur Mom
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2002 11:15 AM
Who is Minnie Driver?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2002 4:35 PM
when is it comin out
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 8:04 PM
The soonest will most likely be 2005 or 2006.
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No Kate Capshaw!!!!
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Posted by queen_mayv (queen_mayv@hotmail.com) on March 9, 2002 5:48 PM
Kate Capshaw's character was so unappealing in the second movie. I had come across a script that involved MARION's return. How GREAT that would be!!!!!! If being married to Speilberg, is the only way for Kate to get a movie roll, then that is a great waste of a wonderful series...Perhaps Ms. Capshaw should take a look at what people wish to see in the fourth film, and will bow out graciously!
-Maeve(queen_mayv@hotmail.com)
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RE: No Kate Capshaw!!!!
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on March 9, 2002 6:32 PM
In this movie, they gotta have a mature woman as Indy's companion, cause they are too old...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2002 11:16 AM
I think Ford is the next Sean Connery, which means he will be able to do action files until he is in his 70's. For goodness sacks, he is "Indiana Jones", "Han Solo", and "The Fugitive". There is nothing he can't do.
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