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"There is a large element of me in every role I do. Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying." -- Bruce Campbell |
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 Lord of the Rings Everything it's Cracked up to Be
By SKillBot on December 19, 2001 10:46 PM
In my fit of nerd envy (I fancy myself in the geek camp) everyone says the film fulfilled their expectations. Theatres were packed everywhere as onlookers were fed everything they were promised. Arnold Westfield, a 39 year old safety inspector said, "It's like my brain was filled with an eclair, and my tongue was lengthened to the point where I could lick this cerebellic pastry. The sensual feedback loop was unlike anything I could have ever imagined."
For those of you with no sense of oddity, I made that up because I feel lame ripping things straight out of the AP article. But I highly recommend reading what the Associated Press has to say here.
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Posted by Vander (vandavidle@hotmail.com) on December 20, 2001 1:51 AM
The movie was so good I almost jizzed over the screen but of course so was debbie does dallas when I first saw it.
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Posted by Error11 (No Email) on December 20, 2001 12:29 PM
Uh, yeah. What he said, but without the jizzy part.
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Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on December 21, 2001 7:01 AM
Awesome. The best movie I have seen in years, I'm going to see it again this weekend.
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I saw it last night!
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Posted by sKillBot (travis@pulley.org) on December 23, 2001 3:03 PM
It was incredible! Acheron and I agreed Legolas was the spitting image of the novels' description. Of course, it kinda sucked that I watched it in Shreveport, Louisiana - where all the white trash was kicking over beer bottles and obnixiously complaining about how dumb they were. I can't wait to leave this cracker camp.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2001 12:30 AM
That's no way to talk about your mother!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2001 12:27 PM
i was there to see LOTR on friday night...
they put so much of that fake-ass oil on my pop corn that it seeped thru the bag and stained my jeans and coat! cruddy theatre popcorn....
oh yeah..the movie was a visual masterpiece...but I didn't quite feel attached enough to the characters...I usually bawl during the sad parts of movies..but I found myself not shedding a drop over gandalf and the other death scenes....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2001 9:53 AM
loser
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2001 9:53 AM
Movie was great, just no f*cking ending. DAMN IT!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2001 3:14 PM
I thought movie was good. But 2 long, unlike my tiny PEENIS!
Skullfire
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2001 9:41 PM
In response to the no ending--that's why it's only the first part of a TRILOGY. Wait until next year.
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Posted by linkin park (l.p@hotmail.com) on February 13, 2002 11:44 AM
of course it had a crap ending there are 3 books duuuuuuuu!!!!!!
i thought the film was ffffffaaaaaaaabbbbbb
and frodo is sweat
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