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"There is a large element of me in every role I do. Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying." -- Bruce Campbell |
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 Spiderman the Real Deal
By Acheron on May 17, 2001 1:18 PM
(EMPIRE) As Executive Producer of Spider-Man, Marvel Comic's Avi Arad's job is one that many comics and film fans would sell one of their own limbs to have. Speaking this week to Marvel's official site Marvel.Com, Arad has been giving his take on the upcoming Spider-Man movie.
To begin with, he wants to reassure fans of the comics that they'll be happy with the move to the big screen. 'I think the fans are going to see a very loyal depiction of Spider-Man,' Arad says. It's very true to this huge character.'
Having said that, all the stops have clearly been pulled out from a special effects point of view. 'This movie shouldn't have been made until now. There wasn't the technology to make the movie what it is today. It's very complicated to make Spider-Man fly and swing and shoot webs. It's very complicated to make the (Green) Goblin fly through the skies and have the kinds of action scenes it dictates. Spider-Man's powers are such that it's really not well-covered by normal physics.'
As for Tobey Maguire's performance, 'The kid's the next Tom Hanks,' smiles Arad. 'This is going to be a big movie. A very big movie.'
Arad's not the only person looking forward to the prospect of a big screen Spider-Man. Marvel genius Stan Lee has already filmed his cameo for the movie. 'He's very excited," Arad says of Lee. "It's been a long time coming.'
Best of all, the Marvel producer seems happy to confirm that Columbia views Spider-Man as a franchise project. 'The seeds are at the end of this movie...we all know what Spider-Man's mission is and his commitment to his life as being Spider-Man.'
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Stan Lee should be happy
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Posted by SciFiGuy (vbprgrmr@yahoo.com) on May 17, 2001 1:34 PM
This project sounds like it will work. After the success of X-men, Marvel has shown its characters can work on film.
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RE: Stan Lee should be happy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2001 3:11 PM
U Know it true beleiver!
Excellsior
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Posted by Pumpkin Boy (pumpkin_pie_studios@hotmail.com) on May 17, 2001 8:06 PM
Let's just hope they DON'T hire Joel Schumacher (did I spell that correctly???) to direct the sequels.
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RE: Stan Lee should be happy
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Posted by thewags (thewags55@hotmail.com) on May 21, 2001 6:31 PM
I agree, after the success of the X-MEN, my friends and I are awaiting the up and coming debut of Spider-man. Any squeals on the way?
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I hope it dosn't suck
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2001 10:21 AM
Who's playing spiderman anyway?
I personally think Arnold Swartzeneger (yes, I know it's spelled wrong, but you get the general idea). After all, he proved he could play a super villain and has mastered the English language, when he played Mr. Freeze.
Who can forget such memorable lines as "Frweeze!", "Chill owt!"?
He was robbed at the Grammys, or whateve it is when actors get recognized for their "hard work" with a small statue, that rarely looks like them.
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RE: I hope it dosn't suck
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 24, 2001 12:36 PM
Academy Awards, or "Oscars". Grammy's = Grammophones = music.
Toby Maguire is younger, and skinny, but I think their other choice, Jude Law, would have been better. He's a great actor, doesn't look like he's 12, and has the right look/build. But maybe Toby will do. Elijah Wood did a crappy job in that *other* asteroid movie, forget the name, but he looks like a good Frodo.
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RE: I hope it dosn't suck
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 23, 2001 7:37 AM
HEY aRE YOU ON CRACK ??? ARNOLD FOR SPIDERMAN ...MAN REMIND ME NEVER TO GO ASK YOU FOR ADVICe ..THATS WAYYYYY OFFF GUY !!
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Posted by ActorWannaBe01 (ActorWannaBe01@hotmail.com) on May 18, 2001 12:54 PM
Spiderman is played by Toby Maguire, from such films as Cider House Rules, and Wonder Boys.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2001 6:47 PM
Those all sound like gay porn videos to me. This guy who plays Spiderman, is he buff, or skinny and wirey?
It was always strange in the comic books, Spiderman was always wiry and thin, while Peter Parker was like this big buffed out steroid monkey.
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 20, 2001 2:33 PM
Toby.......Toby?........Toby........Toby Wong?........Toby........Toby...........Toby.......oh, I got it now......the pie guy......had to think about that one......rough nite last nite....sorry
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 24, 2001 12:42 PM
No, the guy from American Pie is some other guy. I forget his name, and he would suck as a Spiderman.
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on May 24, 2001 6:44 PM
his name is Jason Biggs and yes he would suck as spiderman.
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 25, 2001 1:45 PM
Back to my previous post: Toby........Toby......Toby.............Toby who?
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on May 25, 2001 5:31 PM
His name is Tobey (not Toby) Maguire.
He's most famous for his roles as the hitchhiker in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", "Pleasantville", "The Cider House Rules" and "Wonder Boys".
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 27, 2001 5:10 PM
oK, TOBEY, T-O-B-E-Y. Nah, doesn't ring a bell
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RE: Only the movie will tell
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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on May 22, 2001 12:57 PM
I'm hoping it will be great, if they just stick to the book they can't go wrong. But regardless of Stan Lee and Marvel, Hollywood always finds a way to mess up a sure thing.
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Posted by sexx ed (sexx_ed@excite.com) on May 22, 2001 7:26 PM
Sam Raimi as a director could adapt the Yellow Pages and make it interesting. It'll be great, I assure you.
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TOBY AS SPIDERMAN- THE X-RATED VERSION
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 22, 2001 11:01 PM
FADE IN:
INT. WEB KITCHEN--AFTERNOON
SPIDERMAN enters and throws school books on the counter, next to a pile of Playweb magazines.
He flips through one of the magizines, stops and curiously is checking out the centerfold.
INSERT CENTERFOLD
A beautiful, leather clad black widow is spread eagle, revealing her luminous red spot.
BACK TO SCENE
Spidey reaches down and rubs his crotch, and notices a shoo-fly pie on the counter.
COUNTER
The pie is beautiful, like a piece of artwork
Spidey feels the pan, carefully
SPIDERMAN
Hmmm, nice and warm. Fresh.
He slowly slips a finger into the pie
SPIDERMAN
Damn, warm and tight
He starts to rub his crotch on the side of the counter, in motion with his finger sliding in and out of the pie
EXT. HOUSE--SAMETIME
A rusted up, overheating and smoking Ford Pinto pulls in the drive
Spidermans dad, DADDY LONG LEGS, get out of the car, frustrated
DADDY LONG LEGS
Sonsabytches don't know who
they're messing with
He walks towards the back door and enters the kitchen
INT. KITCHEN--MOMENTS LATER
Daddy Long Legs freezes in his tracks and his jaw drops
DADDY LONG LEGS P.O.V.
Spidey, covered in shoo-fly pie, is ejaculating wet webbers all over the pie
KITCHEN--LATER
Spidey and Dadsit at the kitchen in disgust, looking at the pie
DADDY LONG LEGGER
Well, we can just tell her we ate it
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RE: TOBY AS SPIDERMAN- THE X-RATED VERSION
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Posted by Pumpkin Boy (pumpkin_pie_studios@hotmail.com) on May 23, 2001 8:11 AM
You are a sick man. And it's obvious you've barely-- if ever-- read the comic-- both Spidey's parents are dead! Hence Aunt May and Uncle Ben! And even if your Daddy Long Leggers was intended to be Uncle Ben, it doesn't work-- His murder is Peter Parker's motivation for becoming Spider-Man. "With Great Power come Great Responsibility."
SO, do us all a favor and take your disgusting, low-grade, sicko porn-obsessed stories to a Fan Fic site where they'll be lost in a sea of crap written by no-talent junior high hacks who at least have their heart in the right place.
And if you're going to spoof something at least TRY to do it originally. American Pie was dumb enough without your little revisions.
That is all I have to say. Good night and God bless.
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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on May 23, 2001 4:03 PM
If anyone saw "Ride with the Devil" they know this kid Tobey can act. Then again Leo in the "Basket Ball Diaries" was about as unconvincing as can be. It wasn't due to his acting abilities, it was due to his pathetic basketball skills....it really was sad.
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 23, 2001 5:09 PM
Pumpkin head, you must be a fan! Just remember, that's fiction, not reality. Hopefully you have the ability to realize the difference.
Oh, did you go to thier funerals?
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 23, 2001 5:11 PM
LMMFAO@pumpkin............right! I'm sure a real studio doesn't use hotmail....you jagoff
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Posted by Pumpkin Boy (pumpkin_pie_studios@hotmail.com) on May 23, 2001 8:03 PM
Walking Dead: FYI, we are shooting our first feature-length production this summer in Ohio's scenic Hocking Hills.
Oh, and while the "real studio(s)" in Hollywood may not use Hotmail, we Independent Filmmakers take what we can get. So, please cut us some slack, drop us a line at our pathetic Hotmail account, and we'll put you on the mailing list for our lowly newsletter.
Oh, and as for knowing the difference between fiction and reality-- no such thing exists: Life inspires Art and Art inspires Life.
It's true. Skeletor told me so.
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PUMPKIN PIE STUDIOS
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 24, 2001 3:29 AM
I aplogize for my rudeness. I wish you lots of luck on your film. I know all about Indie films, I'm a strong and avid supporter. I was interested in a project by a group known as 'OUTLAWSANDBANDITS', they were looking for some production money. They also have a hotmail address: outlawsandbandits@hotmail.com
I read an ad in 'BACKSTAGE' and also in 'FILMMAKER', I corresponded with them on thier budget needs, and to no prevail, they ceased communications. Oh well, I hope to encounter another indie film short of finances, it would be a pleasure to add the experience to my life. Once again, I apologize, and I wish you the best of luck.
Edawrd Francis Shandis
Anthracite Productions
32 South Maple Avenue
Pottsville, Pa 17901
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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on May 24, 2001 7:06 AM
When you two are done holding hands and swaping spit, try e-mailing eachother instead of wasting Dtheatre space. Oh the humanity.
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 24, 2001 10:33 AM
100% RECTAL STENCH,
You've got to be the biggest waste of space known, anywhere. Do you do anything besides sit on your lazy, pimple infested ass and watch films, or are you doing something useful? Nah, you're useless. Have a nice day!
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Posted by Pumpkin Boy (pumpkin_pie_studios@hotmail.com) on May 24, 2001 5:42 PM
Rock on, Walking Dead!
100% American: how can you be certain you're 100% American? On the subatomic level, you may be, say, 75% American, 13% German, 9% French, 2% British, and 1% Navel Lint.
Peace out.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2001 5:54 PM
IF he's 100% that says it all film dork.
- Twan
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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 25, 2001 1:41 PM
LMMFAO.......good one pumpkin, funny as hell
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2001 5:57 PM
mmmmm!...kiss, kiss....sluurp
the sounds of Pumpkin Dork and Walking Undead (sh*t in) slurping each others ass holes!
Twan
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2001 5:58 PM
Ha ha ha
word up yo!
Marky Mark
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2001 3:21 PM
Listen, Marky Mark, if that is your real name, try and lay off the gay jokes and stop that black crap of word up yo, learn to speak english, yo!
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Posted by Pumpkin Boy (pumpkin_pie_studios@hotmail.com) on May 27, 2001 9:16 PM
TWAN:
Pumpkin Dork?
Wowee, I am so hurt. I think I just might go cry my little eyes out.
And, damn, that insult is so original. I bet you spent hours thinking that one up. You probably even had a few of the pimple-faced kids on your street come to your pad for a sleep over just to see if it appealed to their warped little prepubescent minds.
I'm touched that you chose to spend that time thinking of... *snif* ....ME. You're such a nice guy. Or gal. Whatever the case may be. The name "Twan" is a little too vague for me.
--Isn't that the sound a country-western guitar makes? Please clear this up for me, I'm a little hazy on the subject.
Love and Kisses,
Pumpkin Dork
PS: Thanks for the new name, it sounds great!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 22, 2001 4:29 AM
you fuking nerds anal fags f*ckyou in hell motha biatchess spiderman doesn't give a flying f*ck what you think and neither do i so please reply. you masterbating bum chums so what the movie might be good or bad but just shut up and get on with your morsalouse lives you f*cking rejects say what you want i don't give a sh*t and neither does any other human with a f*cking life.
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Posted by johnboy_96 (johnboy_96@) on May 29, 2001 5:29 PM
Who would win in a knock down drag out?
The Incredible Hulk or Superman?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 22, 2001 5:52 AM
superman no doubt
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what cellphone is featured in this movie?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2001 6:53 PM
looks like it's another blockbuster movie..
what cellphone is featured in this movie?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 22, 2001 6:10 AM
I hope this movie won't be another cheap sell out like the phantom or starwars ep1. Simply made to endure money to the greedy director with fancy graphics added to hide the dogsh*t acting.with this movies reliese being so long held back it better for once be worth the waite.Instead of being a forgotten crap heep of a movie.... the riteouse one signing off?????
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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2002 9:52 AM
Twan,
hello, my name is Jet Li
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