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"There is a large element of me in every role I do. Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying." -- Bruce Campbell |
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 Jovovich stars in Resident Evil
By Azad on December 6, 2000 1:37 PM
Milla Jovovich (The Fifth Element) will play the lead in the upcoming Resident Evil movie, according to a news brief from The Hollywood Reporter. The movie is to be directed by Paul Anderson. The $40 million project, based on the Capcom video game series of the same name, is scheduled to begin shooting in and around Berlin in early February.
Jovovich will play Alice the zombie killer, part of a special military unit that fights a powerful, out-of-control supercomputer. To save the world, the unit must combat hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh-eating creatures because of a laboratory accident. Sounds like some splendid bloody fun.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 1:47 AM
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 2:40 PM
That's cool that they are making a resident evil movie. I would have prefered that it went along with the storyline, but what are you gonna do.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 5:48 PM
who the hell is alice? i would much prefer something a bit more closer to the actual game like claire or jill. preferably claire, but what can you do when hollywood sucks ass?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2000 5:06 PM
Hollywood is cashing in on name recognition... I don't think they care about remaining true to the original storyline.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2002 2:55 PM
THEY DONT WANT IT TO BE ALOT LIKE RESIDENT THE GAME BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TO LONG AND YOU WOULD KNOW THE WHOLE MOVIE AND IT WOULD SUCK ALOT
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 6:19 PM
I want it to be like the storyline!! if its not its really going to suck!! I've looked forward to this forever, now that its comming, its going to suck cause its nothing like the game based, and I hope its rated R for violence and language, cause it would be really good, if its PG-13 it will suck ass badly!! take this into consideration!! THX
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:23 PM
Cool. I wonder if she'll show any bush. That would be neat because I masturbate about her a lot.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 8:24 PM
I bet you say that about ALL the girls!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 8:23 PM
Is that the girl who played the lead in "The Fifth Element?" If so, what has she been doing since?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2000 7:49 AM
She's been bonking Luc Besson is what. Dirty, old (read: lucky) bastard!
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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on December 6, 2000 8:40 PM
It is the same girl. She was in several movies after the fifth element, most notibly, The Messanger: The Story of Joan Of Arc, also directed by Luc Besson that came out in 1999. According to IMDB.com, she's slated to be in a few more movies this year and next.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 5:22 PM
Thank you for the info. :)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 8:50 PM
It would be an excellent visionary choice if the director does between 5-7 close ups of her butthole.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 5:20 AM
"Why would you want to base this story line around a computer gone bad?The game's story line
is much better!Stick with
the game plan,or it will
suck ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 12:02 PM
Can Zombies get erections?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 12:17 PM
If Patrick Ewing played a zombie in the film, would he be considered an undead ape hybrid?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 5:23 PM
What is it with you and Patrick Ewing? Did he turn you down or something???????
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2000 5:57 AM
The answers and the DNA lie in the cheekbones my friend. He will one day be my black monkey slave.
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Posted by Black_Wizard (No Email) on April 9, 2001 8:08 PM
hello what do you think tyrannt was a supercomputer
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 1:50 AM
LOL .... this is the first time I've type "LOL" and actually ment it litereally ...."
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 7:52 AM
Damn right! Id love to see that in a movie. Thatd be my fav just from that.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2000 9:13 AM
You should learn proper grammer and spelling Fucko!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2000 9:13 AM
You should learn proper grammer and spelling Fucko!
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Posted by Black_Wizard (No Email) on April 9, 2001 8:04 PM
what is with the name alice i thought it was jill
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 11, 2001 7:29 AM
bloop
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2001 11:34 AM
Why in Godf*cks name did they get rid of Romero? Are they f*ckin crazy..?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2002 6:22 AM
I heard Romero walked when they told him his version was too gory. So they watered it down and spit it out.. shot of bush at the end...
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