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Topic: Film SHARK BOY And LAVA GIRL Trailer Online!
By Wind(up)bird on April 30, 2005 9:49 AM

Hollywood's hardest working Texan, Robert Rodrigeuz (Sin City, Spy Kids 1-3) has another flick opening this summer.  The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl 3-D is Rodriguez's second film shot on digital video, then converted to 3-D.  Watch Moviephone's exclusive trailer in quicktime.

Here's a direct link. to the quicktime version of the trailer. Here are some pictures from the film.

[ comment on this story | comments (113) ]
Reader Discussions:
 shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 10:54 AM

this movie is going to be shit

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 1:21 PM

ITS A FUN FILM FOR KIDS you 30 something jerkoffs.  Family film.  Fun for KIDS.  Not everything has to be made a Star Wars for adults so you can entertain you perverse inner child, you obviously growth stunted and fat bachelor chatroom posting pussies.  God!  Don't you people have nephews and nieces even?  Losers!  Or cant you figure out the difference between a family film and adult films?  Ass. Pause before you post.  I am sure kids under 10 will love it.

Jerk.

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 1:39 PM

Good thing you never tried to make a movie.

It would all look like wierd al Yankovics UHF with wolverine and lightsabers in it.

So SHUTUP you keyboard spankin' livin in moms basement, back alley movie gossipin' magic card playin', cartoon-chick-masterbatin', where's my double-gulp at'in, welfare collectin' pissants.

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 3:38 PM

shut up you faggot, cat in the hat was ment for kids too, but is also sucked big.

Fuck you spaz, you dont know shit

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 3:52 PM

the movie has extreamly bad effects i'ts looks gay even for any kid trust me!

 re shizzle   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 5:01 AM

yo dog dis movie iz d bomb if d bomb meenz shizzle monizzle


 RE: re shizzle   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 3:42 PM

the damn fucking movie is going to suck balls


 RE: re shizzle   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 8:24 AM

The guy's kids came up with the story, in my book that means it's going to suck. Luc Besson thought up The Fifth Element when he was a kid and look how shit that was.

 RE: re shizzle   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 8:53 PM

everything is shit now

 Actually, it really doesn't look that bad   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 1:56 AM

Oh sure, it's a dorky kids' movie, but I found myself smiling at the trailer instead of rolling my eyes at it, which is what I usually do.  It made me nostalgic for the days when I actually liked movies like this. It just seems to have a certain charm. However, I'm not too crazy about the whole 3-D approach.  

That being said, this looks like a fun little kids' flick.  Will I rush out to see it?  Most likely not, but this is one of the first films of this type in a long time that I might not completely avoid either.

 RE: Actually, it really doesn't look that bad   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 7:34 AM

Die hard for kids? Sign me up!

 sharks   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 3:21 PM

its finaly great to see a film were sharks are potrayed as everyday creatures instead of mindless killers!!!

 RE: sharks   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 5:59 PM

Im a mindless killer and I resent that remark.

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 12:48 AM

You make me sick...You obviously have no imagination and surely no children...
Find your heart bitch, amd until you do keep your opinions to your self....

 Personal freedom the people have died for.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 2:24 PM

Don't like it, don't watch it!  And by the way, this is a public post, and I think a lot of people would appreciate keeping the language down.  everyone's entitled to their own opinion and the ability to voice it.  That's what freedom's about.  Let them voice, then post your opinion, or ignore them.  Simple.

 Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:35 AM

Reminds me of The Neverending Story when I was growing up. Looks like it'd be fun for the kiddies.  Sure it looks cheesy, but kids like that stuff

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 11:37 AM

The guy in that movie was very gay now that I look back at it. That big dog thing scared the shit out of me and the princess was one sweet ass chick. Oh yeah and you guys can all blow some nobbs if you dont like this.

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:41 PM

In part II they changed the kid to some fucking foggot who looked like a fucking girl! Man, that guy pissed me the fuck off every scene he was in. Come to think of it that whole movie pissed me off! Sorry about the fucking language kiddies.

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:54 PM

i'm learning a new word, FUCK YOU BITCHES

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 11:09 AM

I thought that fucker died in the second movie. Fell off a rock and shit but doesnt he come back at the end or some shit? He scared me when I was little. He looked like a mini David Bowie all glittered up. I am oficially scared shitless!! Fuck you loser who keeps saying  "You make me sick...You obviously have no imagination and surely no children...
Find your heart bitch, amd until you do keep your opinions to your self...."
You need to go fuck your wife and kids and shit on your cat and dog you boring middle aged reject. Go out and have some fun your missing out on life.

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:14 AM

This website has warped my fragile little mind.

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 12:54 PM

wernt you all already warped to begin with?

 d-bag   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 2:04 PM

some of you should crack a fucking book once in awhile and learn how to spell correctly before you crack on someone else. so fyi, it's "you're" not "your", idoits. go back to your trailer now.film should be fun.

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 2:56 PM

I hated the Neverending Story when I was five, that movie is for pussy little girls.  If you're saying this Rodriguez movie is for pussy little girls, I agree, but that doesn't mean it doesn't suck balls.  There's such thing as a movie having an audience AND sucking balls.

And if I was a kid and I  saw this trailer, I'd wonder why it looked like it was from the eighties.  I mean, a neon pink costume and an ice castle?  That shit's just lazy.

 RE: Fun for the kiddies   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 5:36 PM

ok, fuck off

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 10:54 PM

Kis will love it....to bad your not fun enough to see that!

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 12:53 PM

stop deleting my posts you reject.

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 3:02 PM

Who the fuck is Kis?

 Pathetic Readership   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 12:08 AM

Got here through an IMDB link and saw the comments. What a mindless group of mental mites.

 RE: Pathetic Readership   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 3:55 AM

And now you're one of us. Kinda makes you feel all warm and moist doesn't it?

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 2:27 PM

You are 'Kis'! Duh!
And for the rest of you, get a life!

 It's all real!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 2:31 PM

Hey! you know what, Shark boy is real! I saw him!!!!!

 RE: sharks   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 4:56 PM

I agree.  It would help if the movie wasn't going to suck ass, though.

 dumb website   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 6:39 PM

this website is so stupid and all you people who think are cool because they can cuss, fuck off

 Fuck you   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 9:22 PM

Fuck you SHITHEADS!!!!!

 Shit Shit Shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 9:23 PM

Hey you son of a bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck you!

 Idiots   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 11:27 PM

Wow. Said as if people on the IMDB forums aren't a bunch of.. 'mindless mites' or whatever it was you said.

 RE: Idiots   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 15, 2005 11:10 AM

all yall underaged gut bellie mother fuckers need to shut the fuck up, i can tell you have no families or lives because you keep arguing all day,
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MIDDLE AGED MOTHER FUCKERS AND GO GET LAID OR SOMETHING.

 What the shit?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 15, 2005 2:03 PM

First we're underaged, and now we're suddenly middle-aged?

 You must get a life   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2005 1:17 AM

Sorry you didn't like the trailer, but you must understand you're not the target audience.  (Notice how I used the correct form of "you are", and not the possessive "your".)  Now, I work in a theater and have noticed the kids really eating up this stuff...And really isn't that what this is about.  If Rodriguez can make an "adults only" film like Sin City, what's wrong with him making an all kids film?  Answer- nothing.  It would be like you watching Sesame Street and complaining that it's too childish...maybe the problem is that you're (there is is again, a conjunction) an overaged dork posting on a movie site, and Sesame Street is for kids.

My logic is flawless.

 RE: You must get a life   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2005 8:08 AM

What's a logic?

 RE: You must get a life   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2005 3:39 AM

Shark Boy and Lava Girl? Sounds like Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl if you ask me.

 Kids   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2005 12:02 PM

Keep It to your self what if a kid stubled on to this web site for a review so keep it to your self will you! :p

 Hey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2005 3:46 PM

This movie is the best you guys are Gelles Bitches because I already saw it.(No E-mail).

 assholes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2005 3:49 PM

this movie is shit this movie sucks Dick.

 bilibong   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2005 3:51 PM

Esta Pelicula is muy tonta para que la vea ustedes apestan.

 losers   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:15 PM

all you fuckers have no life.

 kids indeed   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:18 PM

this one goes out to the dumb bitch who wrote that comment about the kids. you  can suck my dick cock boy. if a little kid stumbled upon this, he can join you. god....

 i agree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:20 PM

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FAGS.

 i love this   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:22 PM

for the kids. im not even gonna say anything cuz i dont want to sink to you leval...

 fun   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:23 PM

i love making fun of you fuck bags....


























































































fuck a doodle doo you guys are fags.

 here's a nice big cock   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:25 PM

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HERE IS A NICE BIG COCK! ALL OF YOU DUCHE BAGS WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO FRIENDS AND A PATHETIC LIFE CAN NOW SUCK ON THIS NICE BIG COCK!!!FAGGOTS!!!























































P.S. I HATE ALL OF YOU!

 ;oihjasd   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:30 PM

ass  holes

 queers   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:32 PM

the cock thing isn't working, even though i know how much you guys get off on that kind of thing. but you are all still severly homo-sexual!

 poops   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2005 7:33 PM














































































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 RE: poops   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2005 6:57 AM

Man, you just being a bitch ass niggar, you best be gettin' otta here fore i be getting my glock an poppin a cap in yo ass foo. I say god DAMN!

 WTF   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2005 9:05 AM

You guys are the biggest bunch of muppets ever, its a shit film, we all know its a shit film, it will rot kids brains, yet you guys are argueing about it, who cares, chill out and argue about something worth while, like Obesity  in children or global warming, chill the fuck out

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2005 1:44 PM

I think it is actually going to be good if u like action :-D!

 Sad Twats pissing on a kids flick...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 2:18 PM

Ha! Fucking losers.

suck cock

 RE: Sad Twats pissing on a kids flick...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 5:14 PM

If I was paid enough I wouldn't really have a problem with sucking cock, I mean how bad can it be?

 RE: Sad Twats pissing on a kids flick...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 6:54 PM

suck dick everyday


bitch

 whatever   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 8:09 PM

Shut up you dumb ass's.

I think it looks good.

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 8:11 PM

shut up you dumb ass.
you would know a good movie if it hit you in the nuts.

 RE: WTF   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 8:18 PM

I happen to be a kid thank you very much. I think its a good movie. But you don't care would you Mr.Asshole.

 RE: Actually, it really doesn't look that bad   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 8:22 PM

Finaly someone that isn't dif shit.

You are cool being nice to 10 year olds like me.

 RE: Actually, it really doesn't look that bad   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2005 9:18 AM

This is a big boy website little man, fuck off or I'll tell Michael Jackson where you live.

 i don't care   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2005 9:47 AM

haha this is funny reading this and i dont care.. the shark boy person is hot.. so why not go see itt!



 shit   > reply 
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 RE:   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2005 6:26 AM

What an excellent point you make.

 RE: i don't care   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 24, 2005 5:52 PM

lavagirl is cute

 RE: i don't care   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2005 4:01 AM

Peodolphile!

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2005 12:14 PM

this is the best movie ever go suck a fuckn dick you fags... ima cracker and love this fuckn movie... i would jack off to this movie because it was awsome and the guy is sooooooooo hot!!!!


white power
!!!!!! craker out

 fuck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2005 12:16 PM

Fuck all ya niggas fuck the kkk fuck all ya crakers out there fuck all ya fake ass niggas thinking yall the shit. Spring Branch is my hood b love fuck all yall niggas and fuck this movie.

 RE: fuck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2005 6:20 PM

" ___
____________/   \
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  ________    /
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HERE IS A NICE BIG COCK! ALL OF YOU DUCHE BAGS WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO FRIENDS AND A PATHETIC LIFE CAN NOW SUCK ON THIS NICE BIG COCK!!!FAGGOTS!!!"



This had to be the dumbest most retarded post i have ever seen on an internet forum. Congrationlations!

 RE: fuck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 6:33 AM

Man, your cock must be fucked up.

 RE: What?!?!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2005 5:24 PM

Where would we be today without mindless killers? Man you suck balls, so why don't you go eat some of your moms shit!

 RE: What?!?!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2005 5:21 AM

See, why would anyone even think up something like that unless they were fucked up in the head?

 WTF IS THIS   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2005 5:39 PM

First Spy Kids 3D which was a shit ass film and now this WTF IS WORNG WITH YOUS. Shark Boy who the fuck is that and Lava Girl what another way to make a movie suk really bad I think Open Water will be better than this shit

 Lava Girls hot   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2005 5:43 PM

I want to fuk lava girl so badly

 Shark Boy is gay   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2005 5:48 PM

Who ever plays Shrk Boys in this movies is 100% a total faggot.

 RE: Shark Boy is gay   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 31, 2005 5:16 AM

Yea, but he's still in movies whereas you're jerking off to pictures on the internet.

 this is so gay   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 2, 2005 3:04 AM

anyway... i just wanna add that u all can suck my fat cock!!! u homos who accually commented hahahaha! anyway this movie is gay... and star wars rules! so u all suck balls! hahaha

 RE: this is so gay   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 3, 2005 4:02 AM

For a homophobe you sure sound like you want your cock sucked by men pretty bad.

 RE: this is so gay   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2005 4:59 AM

ha ha ha so true u pussie ass mo fo

 RE: Personal freedom the people have died for.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2005 8:13 PM

You say everyone is entitled to their own opinion and basic freedooms.  I have the basic freedom to say this movie looks like SHIT, and as a kid I would never want to see something that horrible.

 RE: Personal freedom the people have died for.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 8, 2005 3:31 AM

Robert Rodregiez should just get together with Frank Miller again and make The Dark Knight Returns in exactly the same way as Sin City.

 GAY   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 9, 2005 2:12 PM

This movie is the worst movie ever. Its even worse than spy kids. These movies are gay. No one cares about super power kids.

 RE: re shizzle   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2005 3:37 PM

ur shit

 crap   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2005 4:00 PM

this really does look like a steamy pile of shit filled mcnugets,

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2005 4:32 PM

THIS MOVIE IS EXCELLENT!! MY DAUGHTER LOVED IT & IT HAS A GREAT MESSAGE FOR KIDS - NOT TO MENTION THE GRAPHICS ARE PHENOMENAL.

MOM IN NYC

 RE: re shizzle   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2005 4:34 PM

like your mentality and your use of the english language!

 You are all crazy!!!!!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2005 10:32 PM

Just get a life!

Shark Boy happens to be really hot!

Try to keep all of your obscene comments to yourself!

 RE: i agree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2005 1:31 AM

The staurated fat in a standard McDonalds™ cheeseburger could not equate to the FUCKING IDIOCY I SEE BEFORE ME! FUCKIFN FUCKERS FUCKING BURNNN!

 RE: i agree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2005 1:32 AM

Fuck, dis shit is whack

 RE: i agree   > reply 
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Lol, that was such fun. Nipple.

 Four stars   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2005 1:37 AM

Im not sure at the obviously lacking of children-based semi-profitable PANNNCAKE!!!! -slices arm off-

 RE: Four stars   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2005 7:06 AM

man! dat movie soooooooo pwned!!!11!?!!?!?!11111

 RE: You must get a life   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 15, 2005 11:14 AM

I agree with him Your guys are dumb!! Your guys are just going to sit in your moms basement and rot for the rest of you life!! And if you dont like kid movies..Dont watch them..DUh how stupid are you if you hate them stay away from them! Just cause your live sucks doesnt mean other people have to  so shut up and go find a nerd website to go on!!
GET A LIFE YOU JERKS!!

 RE: You must get a life   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 15, 2005 11:26 AM

I agree with him Your guys are dumb!! Your guys are just going to sit in your moms basement and rot for the rest of you life!! And if you dont like kid movies..Dont watch them..DUh how stupid are you if you hate them stay away from them! Just cause your live sucks doesnt mean other people have to  so shut up and go find a nerd website to go on!!
GET A LIFE YOU JERKS!!

 Stop taking up space!!!!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2005 5:01 PM

Gosh all you think you are so much better than the last guy who said something!
Everybody who writes something on this 'story' are dumb! and have no lives in cluding me!

Fuck off!

you shitheads!!!!!!!

Shark Boy is so hot!!!!!

Lava Girl is cute!
but not quite my type.

By you sons of bitches!






by the way i am a bi-sexual!

 hi   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2005 1:17 AM

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oink-oink
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plop-plop
shit-shit
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ruff-ruff







okay bye now!
I love  all ya'll shit faced mother fucker faggots!

 RE: hi   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2005 5:03 AM

Arn't faggots a type of food?

 I saw it.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2005 3:05 PM

I work with kids so I get to see a lot of movies like this. This movie was probably in the top 5 stupidest movies I have ever seen in my life. It is even worse than Thunderbirds. The plot had holes in it, (more like half of it was missing) the movie was too long, the acting and scripting were terrable. Overall a bad movie. I do like a lot of kids movies, I think a lot of them are really clever and entertaining but I found myself wanting to get up and walk out of this one.

 RE: I saw it.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2005 5:57 AM

The directors' kids came up with this story. I guess that old saying is true: Kids are stupid.

 RE: Shit Shit Shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2005 11:36 AM

this shit is really fucked up it is s rreally gay shark boy shoting sperm


 RE: I saw it.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2005 8:07 PM

" I work with kids so I get to see a lot of movies like this."

We really dont wanna know what you exactly mean with "working with kids"

regards, Boner

 RE: I saw it.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2005 7:32 AM

I make movies with them.

 RE: I saw it.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 2:33 AM

Plant mom and ultra dad.

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2005 11:26 PM

you said "is gonna be shit" wich means you didnt see it so how do you know?

 RE: shit   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 4:30 PM

You make 'movies' with them?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 3:47 AM

stop the ""  because you guys suck at it. And boner what the fuck is that for a nickname? And what the hell is that other guy doing with kids?


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