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Topic: Film Three WAR OF THE WORLDS Reviews Online!
By Wind(up)bird on June 28, 2005 8:25 AM

Aintitcool.com has the first review of Spielberg and Cruise's show-off-fest, War of the Worlds. The sneak review could be a plant, but who cares really becaue it's telling us something we've already figured out by now, the film does (is going to) rock. Updated with Aintitcool's, Harry Knowles' review!

1. Here's the SPOILER-LADEN Harry Knowles War of the Worlds Review, wherein he labels the film the "very best film I've seen this year."

2. Here's the spoiler-lite, review from Garth Franklin (Darkhorizons.com webmaster).  It's calls War of the Worlds the "most solidly crafted film of this year so far."

3. Here's a review from Aintitcool.com's, Quint ( he's a huge Spielberg fan, beware).

4. Here's a cautiously strong New York Times Review of the film.

5. And finally, DTHEATRE  Reviews WAR OF THE WORLDS!

Watch the War of the Worlds trailer.

Other New Review Links
-  Entertainment Weekly, Hollywood Reporter, NY Times Hate FANTASTIC FOUR! (Is there a reviewer out there who didn't?)
-  Early, Bad FANTASTIC FOUR Reviews Online!
-  1st Sneak Review of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory!
-  LAND OF THE DEAD Gets Solid Review from New York Times!
-  Review: BEWITCHED Sucks it

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 sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 23, 2005 7:07 PM

hey everyone ... anyone here

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2005 4:54 AM

So is it a sequel to Independence Day or something?

 sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2005 6:36 PM

not reallt this is much cooler


 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2005 4:42 AM

the original already sucked.. this one will too.

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2005 4:49 AM

The book of War of the Worlds sucked? I thought it was meant to be a classic.

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2005 4:55 AM

yeah.. meant to be.. it's just a short story and they didn't have to make a movie out of it.
it's still a boring story.

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2005 9:27 AM

guess good literature undermines your ability to appreciate and understand good work

 This one   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2005 10:20 PM

Maybe he should go check out the Triple XXX sequel

 RE: This one   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2005 7:30 AM

Yea, afterall it's 'wicked awsome!'

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2005 9:15 AM

"guess good literature undermines your ability to appreciate and understand good work"

yes, that's probably it, and maybe you lack so much intelligence that you don't understand that not everybody has the same opinion and maybe you don't understand a word i'm saying..

 Sequel to Independence Day?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2005 4:43 PM

I find it hard to believe there are people who claim to enjoy science fiction who don't know what War of the Worlds is.  Orson Welles' radio adaptation was one of the most ground-breaking examples of horrific drama ever made, causing mass hysteria throughout America, and H.G. Wells' original is a marvel of science fiction "invasion" stories.  Of course, opinions may vary, but to compare War of the Worlds to Independence Day?  That's a scary lack of knowledge.

 sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2005 5:59 PM

it will be good the war of the worlds will be goodi think i hope

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 5:00 AM

I still don't like the War of the world story but don't be mad at me..

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 7:06 AM

Get out.

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 10:51 AM

no reaaaally! I mean it!

 fags   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 1:20 PM

your all fuckin lame

 RE: fags   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 1:33 PM

you should have typed the subject instead of what you are.
be careful next time.

 RE: Sequel to Independence Day?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 2:14 PM

Whether you like "Independence Day" or not, it too was based on HG Wells' "War of the Worlds". So it's understandable that people are going to compare them.



 RE: fags   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 3:15 PM

you seem to know alot about fags

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2005 9:02 PM

this was the worst movie i have ever seen. i saw the screener this evening.

the plot is swiss chees, and there isn't one sub plot. it's hard to beleive this movie is even remotely based on "the war of the worlds". it really is.

i am so disapointed.

the person who wrote that review, must not have been watching the movie. hopefully, he's a schizophrenic, and was making a good movie up in his head... while watching it.

this movie bites.

i hate you.

g'night.

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by schlep (No Email) on June 27, 2005 9:47 PM

Let's keep the homophobic epithets off the thread, eh boys ... W.O.T.W. is a classic. Yes - by today's standards, a tad worn  - been retold many times in many different forms. It was THE original alien attack story. It will be Speilberg's masterful modern-day retelling that will make it something worth checking out. Think of the relentless horror of the anonymous trucker dude in "Duel" multiplied manyfold, with all of today's special effects prowess at his disposal  ... it should be quite awesome. Even Cruise should be ok here. not a bruce Willis World-saver - just a schmuck trying to save his own (and his kid's) butts in the midst of world annihilation. It should ROCK. Independence Day with Brains?

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2005 1:56 AM

why don't all the H.G. Wells fanboy's shut the hell up, we are talking about movies here.

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2005 5:56 AM

H.G Wells fanboys? Now there's something you don't hear everyday.

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by schlep (No Email) on June 28, 2005 7:25 AM

Dude - I'm a Speilberg "fanboy", if you read my comment. H.G.Wells was the source material - Let's see what the grandaddy of the summer Blockbuster does with it. (You never know these days - admittedly, it COULD suck!)

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2005 11:33 AM

what a putz you are

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2005 1:29 PM

Yea whatever, what's that you were saying about Spielberg?

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2005 3:14 PM

"I'm thSpielbergth andth I amth inth havinth of a lowf IQth."

 sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2005 6:35 PM

ooooookkkkkkk who ever said you are very werid to mispell like that steven is not a jerk

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 2:58 AM

shut up, monkey's can't typ either

and steven spielberg has lost his mind, he only produces crap these day's

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 9:09 AM

OOK OOK OOOOK!!!!!

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 11:43 AM

yes!

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 2:08 PM

What the heck is going on, what are you guys talking about?

 Saw it, didn't hate it.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 10:11 PM

Two complaints: too much time spent in Tim Robbins' basement, and the virus explanation comes and goes wayyy too quick - literally the last 15 seconds of the movie. I could tell it went right over a few peoples' heads from all the "pffft"-ing going on. They obviously knew nothing of the original.
Other than that, I thought it was masterfully directed, effects and especially the sound were awesome, Cruise was good, Fanning wasn't irritating ... I'd highly recommend it.

Oh, and as a sidenote - the trailer for King Kong debuts at WotW. It made the hair on my back stand on end.

 horride adaptation of a good story   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 10:32 PM

ok little boys lets just stop the bickering and get to the point here, we're reviewing the film.  And to that end it sucked, as afore mentioned it is almost unbelievable that this is an adaptation of War of the Worlds.  The premise to this movie makes absolutely no since, aliens put weapons underground milllions of years ago, to come and take over our planet after we have our way with the environment.  And to destroy us handly they dont come at us with their brand new military might they use million year old relics that are buried under ground.  Also ther plan is about as brilliant as the "signs" aliens to take over a panet cover mostly by a substance that is deadly to them.  If a species had the knowledge and the forsight to plan a war for a world millions of years in advance wouldn't they vacinate against our immunities or bacteria or simply not take over a deadly planet?  Script has too many holes and focues too much on characters that are going nowhere and are incredibly shallow, oh wait theres an almost emotional scence between Cruise and his son before he goes to "join the resistance".  This movie just plane sucked and I think Spielberg owes it to every Wells fan to reimburse his ticket.

 RE: horride adaptation of a good story   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 1:20 AM

Maybe Micheal Jacksons curse on Steven Spielberg did work.

 RE: horride adaptation of a good story   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 5:24 AM

Ha ha ha!

 RE: horride adaptation of a good story   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 9:31 AM

So has Spielberg lost his way?

Discuss discuss

 RE: horride adaptation of a good story   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 9:59 AM

Probably.

 :)   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 10:44 AM

fuck this movie and fuck all of you, queers :)

 War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by JaneC (no) on June 30, 2005 11:09 AM

Give this movie 4 out of 5 stars for being INTENSE. The CGI was outstanding and other than the sappy ending, it was visually amazing. Kudos to Spielberg for making such a fine adaptation of the book and to staying true to the original movie...as a fan of the 50's movie, I was NOT disappointed. There seems to be some sour grapes from some of the reviewers because they were asked to not review it too early; come on, now...it was a good movie...better than most out there...I often worry about reviewers who think movies like "White Chicks" are funny...Just read the book and learn how well it was adapted to the screen...again, go see it...worth the money. Stop the name calling, it isn't appropriate nor is it necessary...review the movie, not the posters.

 RE: :)   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 12:33 PM

will you fucking moderators stop deleting my posts?!!
You DO let an idiot like this post but I am always deleted.
You must all be fucking retarded!

 Moderators....WAKE UP!!!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 6:00 PM

i came here for a review.....look at all these mess. I strongly suggest that a moderator be appointed to look into the posts and edit accordingly or better delete it.
Except for a few good ones all others dont make the essential point. Sorry if this off-topic, but I felt it is hogh time that somebody takes action.
Thanks.

 RE: Moderators....WAKE UP!!!!   > reply 
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 RE: Moderators....WAKE UP!!!!   > reply 
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 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2005 4:57 PM

Yes it is intense but more holes in this one than any I have ever seen.  My first comment is that if all the batteries in the town are dead, car batteries, etc.  how come the camcorder battery worked? Hmmmm.  Also, the ending was extremely lame.  A huge let down.  Tim Robbins character while at first interesting, became trite and boring.  Stereotypical gun nut.  What the actual purpose was in the end is not even clear.  Just a place to hang out and spend another 30 minutes of the movie. And the pods where the people who were scooped up were stored looked like an amusement park ride.  Holes all over the place, so much so that I felt myself critiquing it more than watching it much of the time. Overall I give it 2 out of 5 stars.  I expected much more.

 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2005 7:11 PM

"So has Spielberg lost his way?

Discuss discuss"

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"fuck this movie and fuck all of you, queers :)"

Well said cockboy


"Give this movie 4 out of 5 stars for being INTENSE. The CGI was outstanding and other than the sappy ending, it was visually amazing. Kudos to Spielberg for making such a fine adaptation of the book and to staying true to the original movie...as a fan of the 50's movie, I was NOT disappointed. There seems to be some sour grapes from some of the reviewers because they were asked to not review it too early; come on, now...it was a good movie...better than most out there...I often worry about reviewers who think movies like "White Chicks" are funny...Just read the book and learn how well it was adapted to the screen...again, go see it...worth the money. Stop the name calling, it isn't appropriate nor is it necessary...review the movie, not the posters."

Yawn


"will you fucking moderators stop deleting my posts?!!
You DO let an idiot like this post but I am always deleted.
You must all be fucking retarded!"

Yeah your here so it must be pretty retarded. Stop yer crying and just fuck off and dont make a dramatic goodbye post just fuck off and quit the home made drama  you cumgobler  

"i came here for a review.....look at all these mess. I strongly suggest that a moderator be appointed to look into the posts and edit accordingly or better delete it.
Except for a few good ones all others dont make the essential point. Sorry if this off-topic, but I felt it is hogh time that somebody takes action.
Thanks."

You came here for a review, you left getting dissed. Actually quite funny seeing little cocksuckers like you still crying the same why after you got tossed in the trashcan at high school. Me points and laught at you. HAHA!

"this is my playing ground"

No this is my turf, fuck off before i get the guns out!!111



 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 4:44 AM

Well, at the end of the day the sun goes down and it gets dark.

 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 1:36 PM

"Im not here to discuss but to diss."

you are twelve years old, right?

 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 1:36 PM

you are not really good at it.

 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 1:38 PM

"No this is my turf, fuck off before i get the guns out!!111"

Hahaha, what a loser!

 War of the worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 2:28 PM


This movie was funny and fuckin brill! I looked at the other reviews and they said it was crap! But let me tell you that it had EXTREMELY good special effects. "http://"!

 War of the worlds Venus vs planet susi   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 2:32 PM

it was good and one of the best films i've ever seen! You should see it.

 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 3:17 PM

"Yeah your here so it must be pretty retarded. Stop yer crying and just fuck off and dont make a dramatic goodbye post just fuck off and quit the home made drama  you cumgobler"  

BWWAAAAAHAAAA HHAAAA AAAAHAA are you serious?

 What the HECK!!!??? Another Wasteful money movie!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 5:33 PM

Oh my gosh.
I just saw this movie a few hours ago....and what the crap!!!

I was expecting so much out of this movie. I was so into the commercials and trailers that i thought this movie is gunna be a really big hit....WRONNNGGGG!! -_-

Dear God...what is wrong with Steven Spielburg?? o____O;; I mean gesshh, this movie is just soooo stupid... it can't get any stupdier than this.

The acting is good. Tom and Dakoda really played their chracters well but the plot...oh God the plot...it's just BLAHHH...your watching the movie when it's like...um...it's so fake!! So fake...and it's like...you can't even believe that that's happening.

I don't know..the ending was just stupid. The only parts i thought was amazing was when the big long bridge got blown up, haha...i mean, the computer graphics were great, don't get me wrong. Also, the other part that was touching was when Robby wanted to go it along...and Ray slowly let him go, trying to holdon to his feet, but finally let him go....but that's about it, lol!

Also..the blood thing...just gross..haha..seriously, it's gross. i didn't go to see that movie to see that...eww.

Overall...i give it a 2/10...why 2 and not a 1? cause dakoda was in it..and she's just cute, lol..and Steven tried to make a movie...but this...is just another flop.

Don't waste your money.

 Um....how retarded.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 5:37 PM

"Very best movie i saw in years"???? Um...what has the reviewer been smokin??

bunch of shit...gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay!

 war of the worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 6:15 PM

I was very disappointed with this movie.  It was rediculous.  People standing around "watching" to see what was "going to happen" for a while, "before" they start to RUN!  And the blood?...Tim Robbins part??? what was that?



 An army of one.   > reply 
Posted by ThermalHermit (xxthermosxx@yahoo.com) on July 2, 2005 7:55 PM

I found it quite sad that the creaters of this movie decided to be patriotic, and include a scene where one of the main charicters desired so badly to seal his fate, by joining up with the millitary force, who's frigging missiles couldn't even touch the enemy.

we must all blindly fight for our race! i mean country! i mean... wait. no.

robby:"I HAVE to be part of this!!"
::camera cuts to the army guys talking on their radios, and making no sense::
robby:"you HAVE to let me GO!"
tom:"AW SHIT my daughter, or my worthless son, who has been brainwashed by the patriotical media... what a decision to make."

hm. and how did robby get to boston before Tom, and that retarded little girl? no cars worked, so he didn't get a ride obviously... the army surely didn't give him a ride, because they all died horrible deaths. did he aquire super-human speed from the lightening storms?? sounds like an idea for a sequal, to me.

did anybody notice that everybody was running TOWARDS major cities?? these things popped up in major cities(because millions of years ago, the aliens knew without a doubt, that humans would exist, and where they would reside most densely)and all these fucking morons, are running TOWARD major cities. retarded.

oh, and i really love how the "EMP blast" destroyed the cillenoids in that van... but didn't TOUCH the small intricate circuitry of the computer system.

and it was nice how speilburg saved one camcorder, just so he could zoom in on it, to make for a dramatic, or not so dramatic, effect.

OOO and when tom chopped that arm in half while in the basement... the giant tripod's lazers must not have been enguaged? wtf? or maybe they had just realized that vaporizing the humans was not a good way to conserve their blood.

so much was not explained. WHAT were the root things growing on the ground, and what pourpose did they serve in the alien's new found reign over earth??why is it that, these tripods withstood erosion for millions of years, but two grinades destroyed one within seconds? if the aliens knew that humans would one day roam the earth, than why didn't they know that germs would too?.

why wasn't boston destroyed, and why hadn't tom's ex, and her husband, seek shelter elsewhere... just like EVERYBODY ELSE in the WORLD.

and my final point:
why would the aliens wait millions of years to harvest the blood of humand, when (i'm guessing)they had the technology to synthisize whatever was acting as a fertilizer. were they spreading our souls over the plains, via our blood? seems dumb.

fucking pathetic.

the cgi, and camera work were great and all... but .. fucking... christ.


if somebody decided to make a sequal to this movie, i would be very thankful. maybe speilburg is willing to redeem himself? come on steve, you owe it to us.



 something about wars and all that crap!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 1:14 AM

It was donkey shit! I mean come on would you show an alien having a baby! NO, I bet that if it was real you would just kill them, but in the film they just stood there while it killed them!!! And plus what's the deal with the aliens sandy ass holes!!! They just puke fire and die!! And of coarse this was my favourite movie!!

 war of the worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 1:18 AM

tic tacs are very nice. So lets talk about War of the barbie dolls. I thought it was very very very very very sit

 007 war of the ... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 1:26 AM

I am Roger Moore and today I'm gonna talk about War of the w o r l d s!!! Ham sandwiches are nice these days I mean come on who would you kiss me or me, I'd choose Pierce Brosnan! He's famous for that die another year film. And I'm famous for making everything in War of the donkey shit! I made the special effects, the film and I made "skip to my little toe my darling!"
sNAKE BITES THESE DAYS... THEY'RE bulshit!!!
Who is writing this letter:
Name: Luke skywalker
Age: 3
Gender: Feline

 War of the Worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 5:27 AM

I don't think this movie will do Steven Spielberg's reputation much harm, but it won't do it much good either. It's the kind of movie that leaves you feeling empty, after all the hype and anticipation, I foumd this movie a big dissapointment. I really think the scrip should have been thrown away and have the actors say nothing, then we can use our own imagination to fill in dialogue. The original movie may have been ok for 1952/53, in fact, I think it was great for the time and far more convincing than this new version. It's the little things in the latest War of the Worlds, like "1 million years of planning to invade Earth",...?? and as soon as they breath our air they start dropping like flies, err! not very bright, are they. The problem with most movie's from hollywood, is their  stories are oh so weak and unbelievible. Ok I suppose for the American market and the Americanised morans here in the UK, but for the rest of us who have more than air between our ears,it's just another load of American tripe.

 WOTW   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 5:30 AM

I saw this movie and it was just to funny the acting was laughable, the gfx were cool the story made no sense what so ever and was like i said a big joke of a movie. The actors were so stupid and that lil girl always screaming, jesus i wanted to throw here into front of a tank and watch her get squished, and another one notice the bostons and ny caps, world series anyone? and the lines with the kids saying who's attacking us? Terrorists? I mean What the fuck does that have to do with aliens killing ppl. Do terrorist have alien ships and start blowing shit up, i dont think so.. Whole fucking movie was stupid but the special effects were ok.. but if thats the way movies are going the special effects are better then the plot god help us all.. i give the movie a -100

            -XinderblocK- was here

 RE: WOTW   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 12:17 PM

yeah I think the same, The whole film was completely predictable and totally unrealistic from the point the machine came out of the ground. The ending was a complete total cop out ("oh some microscopic bugs killed these highly intelligent aliens and they all died at once") Absolutely crap. I would give it 2/10 its not worth seeing..

 ....   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 2:09 PM

I seen this movie yesterday and found this movie to be one of the Best Movies I have ever seen. The people who say this movie sucks don't know anything about a good movie. 10/10. This movie is one of the scarier movies I have seen just to think that this is accually possible.

 RE: ....   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 2:46 PM

Are you American by any chance ???

 RE: horride adaptation of a good story   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 4:47 PM

mate you are a complete idiot, for a start your spelling is an embarassment to someone so opinionated and then you fail to realise that the aliens 'use million year old relics that are buried under ground' because this  movie is based on the facts from a classic novel.

 a good heavily-modified version of a classic story   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2005 9:31 PM

if u are a fan of h.g. wells' book and want to see a movie that tells the same story, dont expect to see what u want. this movie is a very well directed film with excellent cinematography and believeable acting. it is emotionally intense and, at parts, eerie and freaky. as a film, this is very enjoyable and memorable.

although, as an interpretation of the classic novel, the writers were not aiming to remake that story. the storyline is nothing like h.g. wells's, and the characters are completley independent of the novel.

though i liked the way the fighting machines were presented, the creatures themselves were disappointing. they looked something like the aliens in Independence Day and were typical. they had large, beady eyes, insect-like appendages, and domed heads. yawn. the heat-ray was badly done, 'vaporizing' people left and right. why didnt their clothes disintegrate? wtvr, the mechanics were not a major problem. the problem was that the themes and concepts that this movie was based around were completely different than the original story. the terror of other-worldly beings was there, and the whole refugee, "gimme ur car or ill kill ya" thing was in there, but this movie focused more on family bonds and protecting your loved ones. i didnt really think of this movie as science fiction, and i sure as hell didnt think of it as War of the Worlds.

when i think back on the details, there was more fantasy than science, really. why did we never find these monstrously large machines underground? why didnt erosion expose some of them? why didnt the Mars rover find any red weed? why, if the martians had been here before (to build their machines a million years ago) hadnt infection killed them then? also, there is nothing in the movie to even say that these are martians anyway. they could be from anywhere seeing as no one saw anything rocketing towards us form mars (which happened in the book).

my point is that i went to the theatre to see War of the Worlds. what i saw was an extremely good movie about an alien invasion, but not war of the worlds. this movie is definitly worth seeing, the storyline is fluid, the characters are relatable, the action scenes are intense and the cg is very well done. this is a fun movie, and i was not bored at any time.

my only problem with the stroyline is that the introduction (before the martians arrive) is very brief, without enough character development or momentum built up. also, the end is very sudden and leaves u not only asking questions, but saying "this is going to get so good. oh, wait...that's the end already?" it goes directly from the climax to the 4-minute resolution where they are reunited and they hug and all the aliens are dead. the narration quoting the book was a nice touch at the intro and conclusion.

not to mention Tom Cruise did an excellent job and Dakota Fanning make a great performance seeming terrified and shocked.

i give this film a 9/10 and i recommend it to anyone with the intelligence required to appreciate it.

 Worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2005 7:07 AM

Cant believe he killed tim robbins.

 RE: Worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2005 3:03 PM

Yea, that turned out to be completely needless since both he and his daughter were caught anyway.

 RE: Worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 11:52 AM

well all three would of died if tim wouldn't have close his mouth.

 RE: Worlds   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 2:52 PM

No, they'd have probably all been caught just like they were anyway.

 RE: This one   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 8:46 PM

actually it sucked

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 8:51 PM

I hate you too

 RE: sloppy monkey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 8:55 PM

what the hell does that mean?

 The worst   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 9:32 PM

No plot, bad acting, special effects were down right stupid and not even close to the original story. DON'T EVEN BOTHER, WORST MOVIE EVER. I wouldn't even make the effort to rip a DVD copy. Its just not worth the time

 RE: The worst   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 4:41 AM

No plot.
The plot was no worse than Jurassic Park and I loved that film.

Bad acting.
Did you like Revenge of the Sith? THAT was bad acting, everyone in WOTW is perfectly fine.

Special Effects.
I don't know, maybe you saw this in a shit theater because this definately had some of the best CGI ever put into film.



 RE: The worst   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 5:24 AM

Don't defend WOTW. Nobody's interested in aliens.

 RE: War of the Worlds review   > reply 
Posted by moviewatcher_loco (asyouseeme2004@aol.com) on July 7, 2005 2:55 AM

WELL THE MOVIE ITSELF WAS VERY GOOD, ALSO GOT LACKS, BUT MAN, MAYBE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM, MAYBE HE WANTED US TO DISCUSS TO GET IT MORE FAMOUS WHO KNOWS DUDE... IN A SCIENTIFIC WAY, THE ALIENS ARE SORTA STUPID CUZ IF THEY'VE STUDIED US SO MUCH I DON'T THINK THEY JUST THOUGHT THAT A PENIS TOUCHING A VAGINA WOULD DO THE REPRODUCTION TRICK WITHOUT ANY MICROSCOPICAL THING. MAYBE THE ALIENS WERE STUPID IN THAT THING SUCH AS WE ARE IN TAKING CARE OF OUR PLANET. LOL...

AND... WHAT THE MOVIE WANNA SHOW, IN MY PERSPECTIVE, IS HOW, OR SHOW US HOW OTHER SPECIES FEEL AGAINST US DOMINATING EARTH, NOT THAT A DOG MIGHT KNOW THE EARTHS ROUND OR MORE THAN OUTTA ITS PETSHOP BUT THE FEELING IS THERE.

ROCK ON!! WAKKA MALMSTEEN!!

 RE: a good heavily-modified version of a classic story   > reply 
Posted by moviewatcher_loco (asyouseeme2004@aol.com) on July 7, 2005 3:00 AM

I never read the book, but the movie was awesome, definetely gotta read O_O =D!

And sorry about my " ' " s lol:P!

Check out rotten.com for more cold feeling...

 RE: a good heavily-modified version of a classic s   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 3:33 AM

"Well, at the end of the day the sun goes down and it gets dark."

Then me and my thug friends go out and steal our asses off. When its getting dark thats when i get up from my bed and start living the thug life.

"Im not here to discuss but to diss."

"you are twelve years old, right?

you are not really good at it."

I dont see you add something close to a diss. Your reply sucked beyond belief. I got a lot of living to do before I die
And I ain't got time to waste
Let's make it.


"No this is my turf, fuck off before i get the guns out!!111"

Hahaha, what a loser!

Come to my hood and tell me that in my face you cumgobbling ass munching steaming pile of shit who works at mcdonals and uses the internet at the managers office.

"Yeah your here so it must be pretty retarded. Stop yer crying and just fuck off and dont make a dramatic goodbye post just fuck off and quit the home made drama  you cumgobler"  

"BWWAAAAAHAAAA HHAAAA AAAAHAA are you serious?"

You're Gay, Yo're a Fag, I love it when you try and Diss me
Bring It, Come On You're trying to rap with Murda 123 all killer- straight-outa-compton

Im outa compton nigga you heard me?


 RE: a good heavily-modified version of a classic s   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 3:51 AM

Someone should stick your head on a spike.

 RE: a good heavily-modified version of a classic s   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 5:56 AM

Oh MY GOD IT'S THE DISS KID AGAIN!! HE IS SUCH A NERD!! I WISH I WAS AS IDIOT AS HIM, THEN I WOULD DIE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

 RE: a good heavily-modified version of a classic s   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 5:59 AM

"You're Gay, Yo're a Fag, I love it when you try and Diss me
Bring It, Come On You're trying to rap with Murda 123 all killer- straight-outa-compton

Im outa compton nigga you heard me?"

You're still not good at dissing..
You're calling other people gay, while your the one wrighting some bitch speech, you are a fucking moron and you don't even know it...


 RE: a good heavily-modified version of a classic s   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 6:02 AM

"When its getting dark thats when i get up from my bed and start living the thug life."

I think you do a lot of other things when you go out late at night! I think you always go to the parking lot with your thug friends to fuck each other in the ass.. No offence though, it's your life.

 RE: a good heavily-modified version of a classic s   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 8:25 AM

"Well, at the end of the day the sun goes down and it gets dark."

Then me and my thug friends go out and steal our asses off. When its getting dark thats when i get up from my bed and start living the thug life.

"Im not here to discuss but to diss."

"you are twelve years old, right?

you are not really good at it."

I dont see you add something close to a diss. Your reply sucked beyond belief. I got a lot of living to do before I die
And I ain't got time to waste
Let's make it.


"No this is my turf, fuck off before i get the guns out!!111"

Hahaha, what a loser!

Come to my hood and tell me that in my face you cumgobbling ass munching steaming pile of shit who works at mcdonals and uses the internet at the managers office.

"Yeah your here so it must be pretty retarded. Stop yer crying and just fuck off and dont make a dramatic goodbye post just fuck off and quit the home made drama  you cumgobler"  

"BWWAAAAAHAAAA HHAAAA AAAAHAA are you serious?"

You're Gay, Yo're a Fag, I love it when you try and Diss me
Bring It, Come On You're trying to rap with Murda 123 all killer- straight-outa-compton

Im outa compton nigga you heard me?


Don't take this little kid serious, his crazy message should be deleted.

 WAIT!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 12:48 PM

Before you guy's go any further with your daily bullshit you have to take a look at this: http://www.zoobileezoo.com/Benv.jpg

 God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 8:09 PM

Alright lets think of some things here...answer a few of yours questions.

1. Why didn't they find the machines?

Well lets think about it...they never said how far underground they could of been.  They could of been miles under the earths crust.  Man hasn't gone that far under the earth in all truth, there is far more under there that we haven't seen.

2. The red weed thing

They didn't explain the red weed because let's think here..would the humans know what the hell the red weed was for? No!  No one would go " Well hell Jimbo look at that weed! I bet that is used for transposing the air molecules into the gases  of Mars!'  Which brings me to another point.  In the original novel these  aliens were from MARS.  It was written in the 1890's when no one knew what made Mars red, they just knew it was a close planet and it was covered with something that made it red!  So H.G. Wells said 'Lets say its a red weed and thats how the aliens breath is thanks to the gas the weed gives off!'

These aliens were suppose to have planted these things years ago..but it never sais how long.  That one guy sais it was millions of years, but he is a cracked out looney, so who is to say he is right?  These things could of been planted at any point that an electrical storm was happening for all we know.  They were just waiting for the population to reach a certain point so they could use us as fertilizer for their plants.

The reason these creatures DID NOT see the diseases coming is because they probably didn't exist when they put their attack ships underground.  These are MODERN strains of flu's and colds that killed them, these virus' are constantly evolving people, they are getting strong.  They might of been weak enough not to worry about 10,000 years ago but now they are strong enough to kill.  

And finally to the whole thing where people are talking about how it is PLOY to join the armed forces.  Well who the hell did you expect to be fighting against the aliens?  The reason it was the National Gaurd is because most of our armed forces are overseas.  Out of 250,000 Marines only about 10,000 are homeside at all times!  Navy was probably fighting them off the shores and down in Florida, but this picture takes place near and around Boston.  Not a strong military force there EXCEPT the National Gaurd.  I mean..what did you expect to be fighting them..farmers with pitchforks.  Come on..the National Gaurd would be all we have..so don't complain on that aspect.

There were bad parts to it..I admit.  The acting was solid..but the characters were a bit shallow.  The aliens were NOT how they were suppose to look..neither were the ships really.  The real ships had their legs cloaked so you couldn't see them..so it was eerie when a giant crater would form or a building would just be ripped apart where the invisible leg was.  The creatures are basically giant eyeballs with tripod legs..but instead he chose to make them look Independence Day-esque, a smart move? Probably.  Otherwise people would of been like "HAR HAR! GIANT EYEBALL! DUR!"

The CGI's were amazing..and weren't over the top at all.  If he had made as many explosions as were in the original 1950's movie, people would of been falling asleep.  He needs to keep the teenage ADD-riddled minds interested in something.  Yea he's trying to make a masterpiece, but he wants to make a PROFIT too..wants people to see it.

Oh and to the person who talked about the rays.  That's what the rays do..the react with your water molecules and incinerate you that way.  Cotton and polyster doesn't have much h2o in it, so it wouldn't be incinerated like the rest of you.  Thats why they weren't firing the rays into the water, and instead were collecting them, they couldn't use the rays there ;D.  

This movie was solid and well made, though there were a plot hole or two in there.  Overall, great movie, I recommend it to see and buy.

8/10

 RE: God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 3:35 AM

I thought seeing the Tripods in all their glory was one of the best things about this movie, but what was the deal with that fucking camcorder?

 RE: God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 6:27 AM

Hey charles, checked out the zoobileezoo link I posted?

 RE: God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 10:25 AM

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

 RE: God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 11:14 AM

http://www.zoobileezoo.com/Benv.jpg

 RE: God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 11:15 AM

the longer you look at it the more sense it makes!

 RE: God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 5:21 AM

If we wanted to use that forum we'd use that forum. Why don't you just go away?

 RE: God your all fools   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 1:08 PM

No! You are wrong it's not a forum!


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