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 New, Bad FANTASTIC FOUR Reviews Online
By Wind(up)bird on June 29, 2005 3:50 AM
Aintitcool, the kings of stealing thunder, have been sent a number of Fantastic Four sneak reviews and, brace yourselves, they're as tepid and as bad as you thought they would be. No surprise here. The only fun left will be seeing how quickly this flick drops off its expected box office mark by the second week. Behold, here are a few Fantastic Four reviews that let us know what we well expected. Here's a newish Japanese FF Trailer. Fantastic Four is limp. Could she be the only thing good about this movie? She's not even an actress, really.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 4:02 AM
F4 is stupid.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 9:06 AM
That's a big Jessica Alba picture.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 11:54 AM
mmmhh.. i wonder what happened to my penis picture link i posted a while ago..
it suddenly dissapeared.
guess this site doesn't believe in freedom of speech..
because what's wrong with a penis?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 1:51 PM
This seems like a great movie because I like most comic book movies. I will be cool if they made a MARVEL VS. DC.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2005 2:11 PM
Really?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 2:46 PM
You will be cool if they make a movie like that?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 2:46 PM
Who the f%ck are you anyway..?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2005 2:47 PM
Michael Chiklis is alot of fun to watch. See The Sheild?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2005 2:54 AM
F4 isnt stupid. the movie will be though.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2005 4:26 AM
How do YOU know, I mean how do you know?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2005 8:17 AM
I just do.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 4:38 AM
It won't be as good a the Spider-man films or Batman Begins but it could be a fun popcorn movie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 6:48 AM
Yah it could not be better but still might be good
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2005 1:32 PM
That would be a shock!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2005 1:44 PM
What's all this then
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2005 2:42 PM
The reason the spiderman movies were so good is because the hired Sam Raimi who as well as being a very talented director also has alot of passion for the source material. For Fantastic Four they just hired some 'cookie-cutter' former commercial and music video director to basically hack out what was a very poor script to begin with.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 8:05 AM
Spiderman was good? it was fucking stupid, a dissapointment and toby magwire or whatever is a creep
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Posted by coolgirl (me@movies.com) on July 5, 2005 10:57 AM
STOP ARGUING!!It's annoying!
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Posted by coolgirl (me@movies.com) on July 5, 2005 10:59 AM
i think it was ok. not great or anything but ok
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 11:33 AM
This movie will have to have a sequel
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2005 2:44 PM
"Spiderman was good? it was fucking stupid, a dissapointment and toby magwire or whatever is a creep"
I think you're definately in the minority with that opinion.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 3:06 AM
yup, most people are easily amused.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 4:33 AM
There's nothing wrong with a film that sets out to just entertain you. Having said that, the two Spider-man movies spent alot more time on character development than your usual summer blockbuster. What exactly do you hate about them?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 5:21 AM
Too polished, there was something very unrealistic about the movie, but I can't pinpoint it.. Maybe it should have been like the new batman.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 5:42 AM
Don't you people really don't think the movie could have been better, or are you just being annoying?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 7:13 AM
I hate when a movie about a man who can spin webs and crawl up walls gets unrealistic...
for you:
step 1: lean over
step 2: turn off computer
step 3: go outside
step 4: meet other human beings (in the flesh)
step 5: enjoy your new life
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 12:09 PM
mmmhh.. You guy's always say people should get lives when you get angry at someone maybe you can't handle any other opinion than your own?
as for; "I hate when a movie about a man who can spin webs and crawl up walls gets unrealistic..."
you just refuse to get it, do you?
Do you really believe the movie couldn't be made more realistic, or are you just an idiot?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2005 2:46 PM
Your the idoit little kid you've never lived during the 60's
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 3:44 AM
Spider-man 2 was definatly the best superhero movie sincec Superman. You thought it should have been more like Batman Begins? I loved that film too but if you compare a Spidey comic to a Batman one you'll see that they're completely different in terms of the tone and the way the hero acts.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 5:51 AM
"Your the idoit little kid you've never lived during the 60's"
SHIT! I didn't live in the 60's!! Oh my god!!
You sure know a lot about me...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2005 7:44 AM
Maybe spiderman is more like spongebob than an interesting story, too bad.. I always liked spiderman until the movies..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 3:21 AM
If you managed to live through the various relizations of Spider-man in his TV shows then how could you have not liked the movie where we finally got to see Spider-man get the justice he deserved.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 6:20 AM
Spiderman should be pure gore.
The carnage and the other alien should start to kill everybody on the street and nobody to be able to do anything about it and spiderman should die a heroic death in the end.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2005 10:19 AM
As long as that means it'll be R rated and all the kids wont be able to get in and talk to their friends throughout the whole movie then I'm all for it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 2:37 AM
who the fuck do you think uses are talking to this film is great and u lot are sad for sayings its not
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 5:01 AM
please repost that, it didn't really make sense.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 5:15 AM
why dont you not i think saying that agin I am because how can i saying you so much hating this film?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 1:02 PM
Man, I must be getting retarded, I just don't get it!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 10:39 PM
ok that second last sentence didn,t make any sense at all how is anyone suppose to read that
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 10:50 PM
well F4 wasn,t excactly what I expected, I expected more action I mean they showed every bit of action on the trailers whats with that and they cut out lots of the movie they better have deleted scenes on the dvd or a directors cut dvd or something because its was way too short a movie but nevertheless I still enjoyed it but I'd enjoy a directors cut allot more because it would have everything everyone expected as the trailers say the Fantastic
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 10:52 PM
for anyone who didn,t get that last part the trailers say prepare for the Fantastic
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2005 10:58 PM
hey since this site or whoever writes down all the stuff says Fantastic Four sucks all the time why do they keep posting F4 stuff
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2005 4:59 AM
Because it's NEWS.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 11, 2005 4:21 AM
No, you don't get it, the fantastic four are fantastic!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2005 9:20 AM
REALLY!!?!?!?!?! Next you'll be telling me there are four of them.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2005 10:43 AM
Hey guys, great news!! I just went to F4 and I have new information about them!! There are FOUR OF THEM!!! One a female, two gay and one is a rock! I know it sounds weird but I swear on my sloppies life that it's true!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2005 5:49 AM
JESUS HOLY FUCK CHRIST COCK SUCKING GOD DANCING SHIT ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2005 2:25 PM
Oh no! Someones mind just overheated!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2005 5:55 AM
SSSSSSssssssssss...
-please insert disk into drive A-
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2005 12:30 PM
i LOVED the movie my dad and i r gonna go see it again! WOO The Human Torch is Hot!!!!! and Jessica Alba is pretty...i think F4 is the best comic book movie to ever come out so far!!!! AND THERE MAKING A SECOND ONE!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 20, 2005 10:14 AM
Just out of interest, what's your favourite movie of all time?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2005 1:35 PM
Death wish 4.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2005 4:08 PM
Okay, now I understand.
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