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 Talentless Shitbag to Direct THE GREEN HORNET
By Wind(up)bird on February 20, 2004 1:01 PM
 Kevin Smith, that talentless, clam-digger-wearing, unfunny punk-ass, shitbag that never should have made it past Clerks, that can't direct his way out of paper bag, may have signed to direct the newest, big screen version of the Green Hornet. What sad news for any fan of the old TV show and radio serial.
Van Williams starred as the millionaire/secret crimefighter on the 1960's TV series. Bruce Lee, unknown back then, also starred as the Hornet's sidekick, Kato.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2004 3:33 PM
That's certainly not objective journalism.
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on February 20, 2004 4:17 PM
Objective? Journalism? Credibility?
What kind of web site do you think we're running here?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2004 4:20 PM
it's an editorial (an article in a publication expressing the opinion of its editors or publishers).
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on February 20, 2004 9:21 PM
Ya think?
Thanks for clearing that up, Captain Obvious.
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Posted by Sammy Jenkins (justbringit@hotmail.com) on February 20, 2004 11:16 PM
What's your problem with Kevin Smith? At least back up your complaints with some evidence.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 1:20 AM
It was a joke, fellas, irony. Please try to keep up.
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Your arguement is boring
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 5:37 AM
This article is quite interesting. More so than your boring arguement. Long live boring arguers!
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RE: What's your problem?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 5:40 AM
The problem is that photo. He looks like a frog caught in headlights, about to be squished. Not that I care..
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Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 23, 2004 2:37 AM
Stop your whiney bitching nerds! Don't you have anything better to do than bitch about stupid nerd directors? I've never even heard of Kevin Smith but I no he's a nerd just like you guys. I'm only here because i'm waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up so we can go watch a movie. See y'all later fag nerds.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 5:46 AM
Kevin smith SUCKS!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 11:16 AM
KEVIN SMITH RULES ALL. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE SHITBAGS.
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Posted by Kevin Smith (strongbad7891@yahoo.com) on February 23, 2004 8:06 PM
come on you bastards, if you really think that kevin is that bad then stop slandering him on the god damn web and just don't buy his "shitty" movies. his next flick Jersey girl is going to knock the bad fucking attitudes out of your stupid asses. you guys need to grow the hell up!!!
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Posted by Kalalilykk (kkalk@shaw.ca) on February 23, 2004 8:26 PM
Funny as hell this topic is! I love what Kevin portrays in his flicks and I'm sure he really gives a flying fuck as to you calling him a shitbag. Next time you bash the man, at least have the balls to do it where he would see it and can respond. Even a "so called" un-funny punk ass wouldn't access this fucking site... Being Queen of the "Shitbags" I know these things!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 8:33 PM
This is all bullshit.Talentless shitback.Bullshit.
Obviously you have never seen "Clerks",a great film and in fact the second greatest independent film next to Halloween.Kevin Smith is a great director and if you can't see that then you are as blind as a bat.Kevin has a great sense of humor and direction and actually uses his character and spreads them out more than any director out there these days.If you don't like Kevin Smith then you shouldn't be watching movies.Let me guess you watch short pointless shitty movies with absolutely no character develpment and no sense of heart like "Bad Boys II" and "Torque".You have absolutely no taste!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by clmalone84 (cmalone02@frostburg.edu) on February 24, 2004 1:10 AM
Kevin Smith has credibility as far as talent, and directing goes. Your "editorial opinion" has no credibility. Complain all you want about Kevin Smith getting a job, but there's no need to insult or curse on the man. I understand the aggresion you may feel, seeing as how you're a poorly skilled journalist whose been reduced to a third-rate hack job of a website because you can't get a real job, but there's no need to take it out on a writer who actually knows what it is to be successful. Have fun crying yourself to sleep tonight while Kev is writing the Green Hornet script, you sorry excuse for a writer. Journalists make me sick.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 6:35 AM
I don't watch shitty movies like Bad Boys 2, I watch shitty movies like Jay and Silent Bob strike Back... Oh wait.
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on February 24, 2004 8:21 AM
Kevin Smith looks like an idiot, probably he's one, but his movies had a couple of good scenes, funny ones. No more, no less. Stop discussing about him like he was born to make art and let him die alone.
MOVE PEOPLE, MOVE!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 8:25 AM
you are the ones who are the ball lickers
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Posted by JOSHUAB2279 (jimmylong@hotmail.com) on February 24, 2004 9:59 AM
Who the fuck are you to judge Kevin Smith's talents?? What the fuck have you directed lately? Its one thing to dislike his movies, but to call him a talentless shit bag shows that you are an infantile jack ass.
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Posted by Underbelly (Fred's email) on February 24, 2004 12:08 PM
This is just another article written by a poor talentless director wannabe who is frustrated by his own lack of success so he takes it out on those who are successful. Come on, why else would be be writing for a little worthless website such as this? I’m only here due to the fact I followed a link. I won’t be back. Dtheatre.com? Give me a break! Before he rips someone, he should look into a mirror. Remember, any 10 year old you can use Mommy’s PC can create there own website and call others dirty names to get attention.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:50 PM
How can you say that about the comic genius of Kevin Smith. His sharp wit and hilarious movies have given him a name to fame. He can take anything and mold it into a genius movie.
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That's right, feed Kevin's fame
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 10:03 PM
Ha, ha, ha... You know less than nothing about the films of Kevin Smith, yet you verbally attack him like a thirteen year old.
Feed the fame, yeah.
Kevin is DA BOMB!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 6:44 AM
Yo! I AM a 13 year old, you got a problem wit dat!? The only reason im here is because im waitin for my Girlfriend to pick me up so we can go watch a movie.
All you nerds better listen to me
Im the grandmaster rapper that you'll see on TV
All you can do is type and shit
while im relaxin wit ma girl who's fit
you had enough?
I thought not, nerd
bet you like ta eat your own turd
New Zealand MC
Dats me, dats me
pickin up awards like it waz friut from a tree
Still don't know who i am?
Then look me up!
You better recognise or I'll beat yo up!
Down in my city i'm the coolest there iz
people drive up cos there know im da biz
I can't be stoped, I'm like a growin trend
You wanna argue? Gimme your MSN!
I'll rap yo ta bits an stomp on the rest
Cos i'm a grandmaster rapper
so yo better not mess
Word
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2004 5:12 PM
wow you just rapped on the internet
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Posted by Kalalilykk (kkalk@shaw.ca) on February 28, 2004 12:14 PM
Was that the "corky" rap?
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All hail the grandmasta rapper!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2004 8:44 PM
OOOOOOH! OOOOOOH!
Step back Eminem and 50 Cent, there's a new biznatch in town!
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Sometimes...I worry for the future of the species
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2004 8:46 PM
So how long did you have to sit at the keyboard before you came up with that?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 3:37 AM
Shut up nerd! i came up with that in 5min cos im like that. I can just come up with stuff on the spot. And to the fake direoswald, i've given up that name now so your not evern impersonating me anymore you fat geek!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 4:46 PM
More rhymes! Dat shit is dope!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 4:56 AM
You want another rhyme?
Well i ain't got the time
But as it takes me 5 minutes
I'll do one just fine
To all the nerds who don't belive in me
Stop your bitchin cos yo can't touch me
Fakers come an fakers go
And as for their raps well they just blow
Spending all day on their gay ass P.C's
Acting like chimps throwing their feces
Me on the other hand, well I'm da man
In my school i even gots fans
while nerds on here hug there teddy bears
I've been rapping for years and years
'But your only 13' i hear yo say
So what mother fucker? I bet your gay
Look at me, my girl couldn't be fairer
She gots a fine ass like Christina Aguilera
So now i'll finish
But i wont diminish
To all of you nerds
I'm having last words
An if you'll feeling sore
Well, i'll be back for more
Be-atch
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 8:56 AM
Hey if he hires his pal ben afleck to play the part of the green hornet at least the acting will be as flat and unskilled as van (the man) williams! maybe they could hire Jet Li to be kato and then you would have a much similar effct to the original the main actor a hack and the second someone who has skills beyond the scope of the film! Ha Ha oh yeah, what's with the lame old time rap thing didn't that die out in the 90's?
Have a merry one!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 4:11 PM
yo man, i don't care if those rhymes took you 5 minutes or five hours. That shit sucked. Jus being honest. I hope you don't think your good. Oh, and tell your girl she sucks a mean dick.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 8:22 AM
Oh, you heard about that Eh? Yo fool, I aint letting no fat ass nerd get away with mocking me! The only reason im here is because me and my friends can sit and laugh our asses off at all you whiney lame ass geeks argue with each other about nerdy things. We're just waiting to go off to the cinema and watch a movie cos we actually have got lifes.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 10:48 AM
ur goin to the cinema eh? then leave u smegheaded pile of anus debris. "I iz da biz"? whoa! hardcore! i bet snoop dogg is quaking in his boots, let me know when ur asked to be signed, i long for that day, for now keep working on bringing that classic "rude boy z instead of s" theme, it works well, u jackass. ur girlfriend has an ass like cristina, i bet in the light she has orange skin aswell, as "she" is most likely a blow up doll that wanna be wankers like u need to gett off of
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kevin and rapper boy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 10:57 AM
right, getting back onto kevin smith, i think its amusing how this conversation has changed epically, from bitchiness toward him to huge support! ha! he is superb, granted jay and silent bob strike back was a little poor, but he wanted to do a piss take movie. movies like Chasing Amy, Mallrats and Dogma actually have deep, emotionally involving themes running through them, adressing questions only other directors/writers would dare to put in a film. He's not afraid of controversy and along the way manages to make us feel for his characters, his character development, without a doubt, is superb. it may be underneath the surface, but thats the secret to it, his comedy allows us to see them as real people with real emotions. he is a greatly underrated movie figure of our time
oh, and that rapper guy, u TWAT! ur such a dick! rapping on the internet? be-atch? i cant believe ur actually serious, u whiny little fuck, go get ur minger girlfriend, who doesn't exist, to suck ur dirty shrivelled cock. u arrogant bastard.
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i laugh at that twat
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:03 AM
hahaha, we r fat geeks? ur the one who's on here at 3 in the morning, with nothing better to do than cling to the only people who acknowledge ur existence, despite the fact we all think ur a prick! "more rhymes. that dope is heavy" posted at 4 am, so that wud b u again im guessing, bigging urself up? but the classic part, this almost makes me pity u, but i dont pity scum, is the fact that u were waiting for ur gf to pick u up?! HAHAHA! u fucking baby, wot, u need to be child minded by ur 'fit' bird? i laugh in ur puke stained, acne ridden face! does she have a leash for you? or do you just wear a bell and an address tag, u absolute loser.
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why are you such a moron?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 2:00 AM
Dwag, Why are U such a complete loser? 3 in da morning? Ever heard of different time zones retard!? I don't live in the same country as you do I. Man i cant belive what a stupis retard you are and at least i have a girlfriend as opposed to u who only ever sees girls thru his computer screen and also his mom. And if anyone here is sad then its all you nerds who keep coming back to argue with a 13 year old.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 3:37 AM
Guys, I'm pretty sure the is the same kis who's been posting here for the past couple of months, he just talks shit about everyone so it's probably better to just ignore him
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:28 PM
My vote for Jett Lei for Kato
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2004 7:54 AM
...Are You MAD?? Jet LEE? NO! he cannot TOUCH Bruce Lee! i say another unknown, like brucey was in the day, should be used! im saure theres plenty of talent. Jet lee majorly overrated.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2004 8:25 PM
Heh... they dealt with you quite nicely in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Better watch it, man, they might be on their way to your house right now to give you the shitkicking you deserve. Mallrats rules!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 8:04 AM
Wat da fucks dat supposed to mean? Hooever it is whos immitaeing me better stop now before i get my mate who's a computer hacker to send a virus to your pc.
Stop da mocks all you nerds, Y dont u go and get some excercise for once, now i've gotta go cos i actually have a life.
P.S: I'll be back to reply to anyone who trys to diss me.
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RE: Mother fucker!?
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Posted by Grown Man (No Email) on March 18, 2004 11:58 PM
Stupid child.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2004 6:38 AM
u are all the biggest nerds ive seen!
man, Kevin Smith sucks!
only geeky nerds would be into this crap!
nerds!
i came to this post to see wat nerds have typed wat and how geeky they sound!
i bet ur girlfriends r fat,or skinny, nerds with glasses with big fat jubu lips who sit in front of a computer all day,reading star wars or star trek articles!
god,get a life man, honestly,im with my friends here and were about to hangout at the city , and im tellin u now,
u make us crack up!
were ALL laughing at u,and joking about how incredibly nerdy u sound!
im not even into computers!
im just here cuz i heard that this was a BIG hangout place for nerds,geeks and freaks!
i got to go now,
ive got a life to live
ps. ill be coming bak for a short while to reply to anyone who replys to me.
NERDS!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2004 4:45 AM
well i realise its been a few days now, but i just want 2 say that ur a bit of a twatish cunt really rnt u?! if ur only here 4 the nerds, surely thats because u want 2 socialise nerds, making u a fat, greasy faced nerd in ur own right, u fucking dipshit! u have a life? FUCK OFF THEN! u clearly dont if u spend time here trying to insult ppl who ull never c! ooh, big man! i bet ur a skinny, stench ridden animal fucker who has no life! kevin smith films r just 4 geeks? actually they r 4 intelligent ppl who like 2 have questions of society and various issues adressed thru the medium of film! u obviously like shit films that have no point to them with nothing but guns and explosions, goody, my what a shit life u lead! u uneducated, thick piece of scummy shit! go educate urself and get a life, a real life
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i aint goin away anymore
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2004 7:45 AM
iz dat all u can come up with?
no?
so shut up u loser.
my rhymes will make u ill if its u i dont kill someone from newzealand
will and i will get u back in angies name,u just sit there and twirl spiral
and spin till u hurl but this is all just a childish game
im only 13 but u all over me like hookers over gay men,y dont u pay
gay men for sex with 10 yen,well i aint gay so cya amen, hell, u da
ones makin me rap again
i aint gay so get ur gay ass away,u gonna end up with notin more to
say , u gonna be a gay, 10 dollars a day,
stay at a gay club and never go away
i aint goin away anymore, cuz u only type back wen im gone u fag bitch fat hoar,
u probably buy ur insults from a can in a store, ill leave u with cuts n
brusies so u gonna feel sore,hey yo, its only wen i go that u start to roar
dont bother postin back saying i suck, i know u just want to stael the
rhymes, go ahead and steal them, i made them up on da spot
anyway,or is it cuz u dont want to admit dat a 13 year old cant rhyme better than u and ur just a lonely loser?
hahahaha! next time u post bak ill b laughin my but off!~
if u tried to rap u would probably copy and paste obie trice or will
smith like this other guy did on another post.
all u can do is pick out a few mistakes and u think dat im dumb cuz i
use abbreviations
but really u just tryin to bum me out. one word out of 50, far out, get
some friends, u wanna see my gang and me? i got a web cam to
prove it and i can rap freestyle on msn, i aint no phoney , u da phoney,
dis has taken me 10 minutes to type cuz of da abbreviations u call
dumb cuz u cant afford a cell phone that cant send txt messages,
u spelling geek!
10 minutes to write all dis! u would take 30!
if u still wanna try an diss me dont bother but ill be postin on da 'Troy' topic so dats where ill be.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2004 1:44 AM
wow, i think u must b a class "a" twat! ive never 1 quite as twatish as u, u man whore, go chew down sum man fat, we all know u like a good cock sucking! listen, u fat fucking retard, rapping on the internet is the most petty, self obssesed, homosexual and quite bluntly, thick thing u can do! ur but? 1st of all but as in arse, is spelt butt, u uneducated piece of scum and secondly cant u arse, or does mummy not allow u 2 coz its 2 mean? aww! u fucking pussy, c ur crew on msn? go on then, i cud with a good life, specially at little whiny bitches who think theyre cool bcoz they can spend all day writing down "lyrics" and then type them on the internet?! LOSER! oh, and u havnt got time 2 b on here? we're all nerds? then how come ur surfing thru different convos? ur obviously an obese piece of anal crust who cant leave his pc bcoz if ppl saw his hideous face they'd flog him, fuck off, twat.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2004 3:28 AM
that had lots of mistakes in, i was writing quick b4 goin 2 training, basically, 2 put it straight 4 u, im a practicing capoeira. i doubt u know what that is u thick little shit, but it basically means i wud b able 2 beat the shit out of ur whiny little bitch arse face. go on, post ur msn address. cmon u cunt, i dare u, since ur always insisting u will. and funnily enuf, i dont c u in the troy convo, is that coz ur a greasy pussy fart? i think it is.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2004 7:08 AM
Not in da Troy topic? Wow you must b a real dumb retard cos how many fucking kids from New Zealand do u think dare r on dis nerdy website? Man, u r 1 real dumbass tard. By the way, my msn is direoswald@hotmail.com what's yours? Oh yea, dats right ur just a chicken shit fat ass nerd.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2004 7:12 AM
da only dumb reatrd round here iz u and i actually am well known in NZ as a big upcomin' rapper an i no loads of other fampous rappers an i met peter jackson wen he did LOTR IN NZ an Tom Cruise wen he did last samuri! wHAT HAV U DONE WIT YUR LIFE RETARD? Nothin' thought so!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2004 8:05 AM
yes, i definately believe u, i definately think ur gonna make it big, man, ur so talented. u stupid fuckwit, ur 13, u expect me 2 believe a whiny shite like u who likes to give kangaroos head? fuck off. im a martial artist, dickwad, and i also act in my spare time, which, coincidentaly, i am actually talented at, unlike u and ur 'getto lyrics' or wotever the fuck u refer to ur shitty pre reheased typing essays u post on the internet. man, ur so cool! twazzak. go write down sum more rhymes, probably with the aid of a trusty rhyming dictionary, and post them up here, plz, it reminds of how good my life is and how im not an absolute cock sucking, anus munching, sun dried shrivelled up piece of shit. im still 'a nerd' am i? funny that, i thought that word went out in the 80's, as well tit mongers who 'getto rap', and words like be-atch? haha! u rugmuncher. next ull b sayin word to ur mama! knobcheese.
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ITS SO FUNNY WEN U BITCH!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2004 12:58 PM
knobcheese, yea dats a real big insult tard boy, wow im sooooo insulted. U r a big time actor r u? Whoooo, move over De Niro cos dares a new bitch on da seen. U think i give a shit wat u fink? ive already made it big in NZ an dats jus da start. But i dont mind if u keep on postin up yur whiney little insults cos me an my crew luv 2 jus read em all an laff our asses off.
P.S. I posted da messages on dis topic 2 all my mates an it ended up going to pretty much evry1 in da school, so now you are like da laffing stock of da hole school! HA HA HA!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2004 5:39 AM
ur such an obvious, greasy, whiny shitbag liar bcoz u keep changing wot uve 'achieved'. yes, ur big in ur school, suddenly, ur big in new zealand and ur only 13?! wow! an achievment u lying fuckface. oh no, im the laughing stock of ur retarded school 4 dipshits, if the best insult u can come up with is tard boy, and u waste enough of ur life posting internet forum convos around ur school just 2 prove wot a 'big man' u r, then u really r more pathetic than i thought. i bet uve only posted little bits of what ive said and ur 'getto lyric replies', i laugh at u, go stab some chocolate (if u can figure out what that means) seeing as thats the only way a greasy aperaper like u will ever get ne m8s in ur bender school
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2004 5:44 AM
oh, and yeah, u and ur 'crew' of pimple ridden anus aviators spend time laughing at these convo's, what a great life u all lead. hang on, im lying 2 u there, 2 spell it out, ur a stain on the face of the earth. i dnt expect u 2 care wot i think, ur far too thick and arrogant, i cudnt give a flying fuck about wot u say, coz ur a retarded cockmonger. oh, and now ur using words like whiny, u havnt sed that fuckin once u dipshit, thats wot i refer to ur breed of humanity as, the whiny little fucks who have no place in life, gp get ur own words, ur own fucking lyrics, ur own friends and go play nice. surely it will only b a matter of time before u realise that no1 likes and ur a cunt faced worm who can crawl under a rock and die. please do.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2004 5:51 AM
HAHAHA! u absolute fucking pussy! after all those threats of setting ur crew loose, and rapping on msn, even after i personally challenge u, u post up a fake address! i just got round to adding it now and it doesn't exist! U PUSSY! wot? is this lil hardcore rapper baby waby too afraid to talk outside of the safety of this lil site? be a fucking man, u purple helmeted warrior in the valley of mud, and post up ur address! i fucking dare u
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2004 7:01 AM
Dwag, dat IZ my real address so if your peice O shit PC iz 2 shit cos u got it off a tramp in return for a BJ den dats not my fault iz it? Me an my m8's R still laffin our asses off at u cos ur probably some obese 30 year old still livin' in his moms basement and ur fuckin arguing with a 13 year old! HA HA HA!!!! cant u C how fucking retarded an sad dat iz? OMG, i mean its really pathatic an i actually pity u a bit. but not dat much cos ur still a whiney little bitch.
P.S. Y don't you go stab some of ur moms chocolate?
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 20, 2004 4:03 AM
im da 13 year old kid and my adress is liksoong@hotmail.com, y dont u gimme urs pussy shit? i almost 4got about dis post but im back,and if i didnt type back y did U keep on typing? cant u say it 2 my face? is dis da hangout 4 da geeks ive destroyed that are chatting about me? jak told me about this post and dats how i found out that reasy geeky losers were talkin about me behind my back cuz theyre too retarded and scared to face me, im back!
yo u talk about me behind my back while one guys typin and the others havin a jack, theres somethin u lack and we all think its whack, its guts and sense u havent packed in your pack
face me like a man u gutless gay fag, i know it must b hard wen u carry ur home in a bag but listen up dawg chill im frm nz one tree hill, u spread gossip like girls and a oil spill
u also said i gave u a fake address well i say : FUCK YOU JUST CUZ UR FUCKING LIFE IS A MESS!
u 2 scared to rap battle wit me , wat u gonna do u scared cunt flee? dis shits my cup of tea geeks talkin bout me sayin : hes gay? gossip gossip gossip i agree
i dont care ive had da best day of my life but i still feel like stabbin u geeks with a 10 inch knife like i do wit christina aguilara, ill do eminem styles and drag u across the sahara
u guys make my day thinkin dat ive gone away but like i always have to say until my dyin day i aint neva goin away so ill stop dis paragraph with a full stop ok
i havent rapped in a while cuz ive been offline while u sit and type like its a lifeline well gossipin is fine but remember da topic is mineand i feel dat its about time dat i wake up again, start typin bustin rhymes again, scare u geeks offf to another post again swallowin on ur drugs and sippin on hem
i read dis pot about me, pathetic, a 13 year old kid caused such a uproar of geeks and nerds that the place is over flowing with posts about the kid from nz dats pissin grown men off?
dats what i call funny, dont 4get 2 post back everyone, im gonna let lizzie have a go at rapping
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 20, 2004 4:06 AM
is there someone backin me up? da post i just posted right now was a reply too the guy defending me, thanks man, do u wanna have some fun mockin these retards mockin us 2? go ahead and do it, itll b so much fun, its the school holidays and ive just gotten back frm da gold coast and everythings boring now
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2004 7:04 AM
Dance my puppets DANCE!
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 21, 2004 6:01 PM
WAT THE FUCK?
DANCE? WAT R U A STRIPPER? LOOK IF U WANT NEW STRIP MEMBERS SAYING: DANCE DANCE AINT GONNA HELP. CHECK THE SPIDER 2 NEW TRAILER POST, THERES DIS GUY.....STRANGE GUY
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2004 6:30 AM
Is that you Jerome Cruz? Oh I've been searching for you everywhere! I'm so happy that we've finally found each other and we can continue our sexy gay lovin'
Lover Boy
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Jerome, take me home!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2004 6:46 AM
Don't you mean 'pokin' shit'? cos wen the two of us get together you just know that that's what's gonna be going down. I knew all that talk about leaving this site was just fooling around Jerome, I knew you'd never leave me.
Lover Boy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2004 3:30 PM
ah, the mighty rapping cunt, i was hoping ud come back with ur stupid whiny retorts 2 my post, most of which r cusses that uve stolen off of me. u absolute dickwad. say this stuff 2 ur face? ur rapping on the internet, u sad little bastard, im in england and im a teenager who would be able 2 rip ur puny underdeveloped body 2 shreds. go hang urself by ur dick, sorry, i mean stump, that way it might blossom 1 day and u cud fulfill ur homosexual fanatsies. "u say im gay, gossip gossip gossip i agree"? a quote from u there then, well done genius, uve just admited ur a fag, nice 2 c u taking that leap of faith, mayb ur bent new zealand fuck buddies will be willing to arse rape u wen ur awake now instead of asleep, coz there is a strong chance ud suck them off in return, even with the shit nuggets still cinging 2 their shrivelled penis's. i definately think u have friends, its not u typing 2 urself on this address, despite the fact that each post are minutes. i know wot ur gonna say in reply, something like "DWAG, no, they woz onlines at da zame time, yeah, u whiny cunt" thats an obvious impression as it involves ur shitty slang writing and a cuss which i wud use and ud still off me. u have a good point, i dont know y i waste so much effort on such puny fuck faces as urselves, but there really is no better way than 2 cuss u little bastards into the ground and then laugh with my mates as u come back with the most shockingly lame and unoriginal or stolen replies i have ever seen. go learn how to fucking talk back u whiny pile of elephant shit, then i may feel a slight challenge, but never a threat. ur far 2 much of retarded granny fucker to scare me
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2004 3:38 PM
wow, im impressed, liksoong actually exists, unlike direoswald, who fails to ever be added, well done queif, uve successfully branded urself an undoubtable pussy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 27, 2004 11:47 AM
liksoong isn't his address, there was some guy in another topic who had that address so this kids just typed up that one.
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its my addres u idiot
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 27, 2004 9:35 PM
liksoong@hotmail.com is my address, i can talk 2 u on msn and prove dat its my adress, none of u have added me yet and after 4 days of not goin online i find all dis crap and excuses not to add me on, and whos
capoeira_artist@hotmail.com?
and oldschool_pugs@hotmail.com?
is it u two dat added me?
and direoswald is NOT my adress u moron i dont believe u go online every day u big internet geek
yo sum dum shit tried to rap he might az well eat his crap cuz, i dont wanna have to destroy another post wen im done wit u ull b white az a ghost
talk now rap later ill destroy u like an alligator my rhymes da size of da equator i battle like a gladiator
deficate on ur lawn, tail to da darkside kill u like a chess pawn, u online till dawn ur geeky life has ben torn u threaten me with gay sex n gay porn
ive got no time 2 rap now and add liksoong@hotmail.com u scared pussy shit, only 2 guys hve added me and ill admit theve got enough guts
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2004 6:22 AM
HA HA HA!
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2004 6:19 PM
ok, im not goin 2 ask wats so funny cuz ull come back with a cheesy unfunny mock
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2004 5:02 AM
yeah, itll definately b unfunny, u greasy shitbag, i am capoeira that added u, u pussy, so dont go sayin we havnt! i still cant believe u take urself seriously, at least i dont rap on the internet, cant u c that that is the most lame ass, saddest, pathetic thing ne1 could ever attempt. u stupid dickwad, if ur as hard as u pretend 2 b, b a fucking man and contact me. pussy. ur such a fucking faggot that uve run out of replies and r trying to duck out of it b4 u land urself in sum real shit
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 2, 2004 9:46 PM
actually ur da one dat didnt wanna gimme ur adress and sid thT LIKSOONG@HOTMAIL.COM WAZ A FAKE ONE. so i guess ur the one getting bummed out.ive ben asking for ur adress for about 2 months now. ur not da guy copy n pasting will smith and obie trice songs pretending dat u wrote them right? and since ur in another country,how else could i rap? i rap and bust rhymes everyday wit my friends and u sayin i cant rap on da net when u probably da shittest rapper ever.
and im 13, ur getting majorly pissed off by sum kid dats 13. dats exactly wat i want. hurling lame insults at me 100km an hour ,i found a way of insaulting geeky retarded obese fags like u by rapping. but since u cant rap i can understand u. and, wat the fuck waz up with talkin behind my baCK? U GUYS WERE TALKIN ABOUT ME FOR ABOUT A WEEK BCUZ U KNEW I FORGOT ABOUT THIS POST, chicken shit, if u cant raP THEN STICK WITH UR INSULTS THAT BOUNCE OFF ME LIKE A BALLON, UR JUST SUM GEEK THAT GOES ONLINE 24/7 THATS BIG FAT AND FLABBY WHO ACTS AS A BOUNCY CASTLE FOR KIDS AT THE PLAYGROUND U TUBBY CADBURY ICE CREAM FACTORY!
yo,capoeira, wat a gay name we all know that ur a obese fat ass thats totally lame so u best improve ur game or get burned by the nz flame
who da FUCK said that my rhymes wernt deep? yo im deep like ur mums voice tone wen she speaks
u geek geeky insults u speak big obese geeky freak yo, my rhymes spread like a virus leak
and yea i can mock u severe like my friend dj sirvere il take u back to ur 3rd form year and see u get bullyed n smashed like a rotten pear u unpopular fag like i said u carry ur home in a bag with a crap computer dat lag
i havent got time to make up a good one about u, i hoppe u post bak soon so i can mock u
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 3, 2004 9:06 PM
i tried to send a mail to u but it said it didnt exist,old_schoolpugs i could sen it to but not u
u want me 2 contact u? i have, and why didnt u contact me instead u chiken shit! ive got enough time to say sum stuff now, and dis is 2 u!
I’m from Christchurch the place of my birth
My home this earth represent my peep and their worth
Phillips town Philly baby translatin’ the zone
Kind of sore entrepreneur rocking this microphone
I get busy like Bone keep my whole cipher in harmony
Can it be one of the worlds best from Canterbury
Straight from the under , direoswald the eighth wonder
Make no mistake and tell us the rock, the day is over
I’m creepin’ on the come up from the squid and the pimp
Drivable wizardry for your whole atmosphere
Watch me do this for the love like Salmonella Dub
I don’t get caught up I’m the world you no we stay above
The physical is selfish and the spiritual is us
Lyrically combust in our day it is a must
So well your mics rust im'a prove my crews well'a
I’m from the hometown of the feelers and we don’t feel ya
It’s the Crusader tight like Nathan and Aaron Mauger
Do it first talk later
I'm running things like I’m Robbie Deans I got a champion team
And you can hate it if you want but I am living my dream
I'm on the road to the Holy Grail and I will never fail
I get pribes I keep em locked like Norman Maxwell
You no I rap well that’s for certain
Because I’m on point like Andrew Mehrtans
So for you fake mc's its curtains
I'm steppin’ up a level, for the silver I could never settle
I'm taking the gold medal
I suggest you do the same
You best improve your game or get burnt by the Canterbury Flames
The hometown of Anika Moa Crusading thru this war
Best to find out who you fighting for
Cause I’m the best and there’s none greater
Both sides of the equator, I battle like a gladiator
wat a fool, sooner or later ur gonna get so pissed ull block me or try to send a stupid virus into my computer,wat a geek!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2004 7:51 AM
No soup for you!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2004 7:59 AM
Man, you sure got told didn't you.
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