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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 11:44 AM
Ok I dont even want to see this trailer because it looks like Jessica Simpson is playing Daisy....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NO ASS WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!She would be the last person on my mind that I would ever want to see wearing Daisy Dukes....I think im going to hurl(blarthaghghtth)!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:30 PM
Come on, you seriously telling me you wouldn't take a hit on that?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 4:27 AM
That goblet of fire trailer sucks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 11:13 AM
Deffinatly not!!!! Unless I was titty fucking her then thats different. But I would never fuck a bitch with no ass!! I would seriously bruse my hips during doggystyle. Must have cushin for the pusshin.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 2:09 PM
She look pretty fine to me dwag!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 2:51 PM
just because your mom is a man slut and that you screw her everyday dosen't give you to right to dream of screwing other strait girls
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 10:57 AM
Just because... Oh just fuck off you stupid twat.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 1:00 PM
(chickendance) Dunna Dunna Dunna Dun, Dunna Dunna Dunna Dun, Dunna Dunna Dunna Dun, (Twat, twat, twat, twat)!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 2:49 PM
What the hell are you talking about!?! Jessica Simpson is one of the prettiest women out there right now. What the hell do you have against her. and dont worry you are probably the furthest thing from her mind as well. get over yourself. Besides she worked hard to get where she is right now, show some respect.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 2:53 PM
R-P-S-C-T-C-T dat is what I want for me!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 3:02 PM
Shut the fuck up like you some anyways.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 4:19 PM
seriously dude. i think jessica simpson is good enough for this part. the trailer seems like it's gonna be a great movie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 5:38 PM
the only logical reason he dosen't like jessica is that he is GAY!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 7:32 PM
Overall from the looks of the preview the movie in general looks disappointing. It looks nothing like the original show, except for the car. Sean William Scott and Johnny Knoxville as the Duke brothers, I mean c'mon. At least have Sean dye his hair to be the blonde. Their looks come nowhere close to the original Duke brothers. And Daisy, SHE HAS BLACK HAIR!! Not that crappy blonde that Jessica didn't want to change for the movie. Get a wig. Overall, if you going to remake a classic TV show, make it look like the original show. GEEZE!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 7:54 PM
what a bunch of assholes you are
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 10:34 PM
I tell you what.I went to the wrap up party and got to see more than the trailer shows and it is going to be a kick ass movie.So seriously dude back-off of something you know nothing about.and by the way they didnt want it to be fully like the real thing.They wanted to make it have a look of what it would be like if it was made today not back them.As far as the way they look it keeps them from being something they are not.The cast stayed real to them self.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:11 PM
Hey, even the real cast said there show was a no point, goof event every week. And we all loved it! So even though the cast is odd for the movie, it should be fun to see.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 1:44 AM
well it aint the oringal show with jessy bo and luke and dasiy hmmmmmmmmm lol but it dose look interresting hell no it aint going to be as good as the old school dukes of hazzard so for the people that dont have no idea what the dukes are all about might like it wich then in that case yall are a bunch of fuckin loosers i grew up watching the dukes of hazzard and to this day i watch them everyday i mean come on boss hog aint fuckin skinny and dasiy has 1 hell of a ass not like that fuckin bimbo that is fuckin stupid y try to redo somthing good and fuck it all up ????
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 3:50 AM
First of all, they're cousins, not brothers.
Second, Sean W Scott IS blonde, doesn't have to dye anything.
Third, Daisy's hair was brown, not black.
It DOES actually LOOK LIKE the original, it just ISN'T the original. GET OVER IT AND STOP BITCHIN'.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 6:00 AM
she is the most prettiest girl ever she os hot and has a big boobs she is so sexy and even as a girl I would so do her!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 6:02 AM
so don't you all be talking about her any ways its not like you guys can get a girl that pretty any ways so just drop it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 6:09 AM
she is so hot
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 7:11 AM
I loved that episode when the Ol' Duke boys went an' lynched a couple O' niggras.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 7:33 PM
AMEN to that! I just saw the trailer tonight and I agree, it is going to be a kick ass film! I saw both reunions, and I admit, it was different than what the show looked like, but you also have to remember, times changed since the show and years have gone by. To me, it doesn't matter what cast plays the characters, to me, it's all good, and it's still the Dukes!
By what I saw in the trailer, they still have the same humor that Enos had when Sonny played him, and Bo and Luke still have the same humor, even though it's different people. I'm excited to go see it, can't wait til August.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 5:41 AM
yall suck
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 5:44 AM
I am not a fag because I am a girl and plus this movie is gonna kick ass with hottie Johnny knoxville
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 8:58 AM
You are all a bunch of SHUT-INS, go outside for a change.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 1:01 PM
YOU MUST BE GAY
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 1:30 PM
Dude, until you learn to spell, no one will take you seriously. What a fucking moron!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 2:59 PM
ma momma says iz spell gud fur a young-un'
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 4:35 PM
Wow...Jessica Simpson would be one of the first girls i would want in that movie...don't know what the hell your talkin about
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 5:39 PM
shut the fuck up gayass
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 6:07 PM
I totally agree that Jessica Simpson is going to be great in this movie. And for the person who thought Jessica is a bimbo, get over yourself. she is far from being a bimbo. if that was a girl saying that then you are probably just jealous because you aren't half of the women that she is. like i said before, get over yourself, because you aren't shit. and if it was a guy that said that, then you have got to be gay, because i have never heard of a guy that didn't love her.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 8:20 PM
Man, it's not SUPPOSED to be at all like the show. First of all, it's 2005...expect a few changes. Secondly, the writers and producers made sure to make it clear that it wasn't going to be an exact replica of the show. Yea, there's gonna be alot of differences...but that's the plan. I think you need to keep an open mind and not have any expectations of this movie. That's what I'm gonna do..and I'm diehard fan of show. It's just the 'Dukes 2005'. No one can compare to the Original Duke boys...and no one in HELL can amount to the Original Daisy. It's just supposed to be a fun flick...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 9:09 PM
loved it i know it will do great i bet the movie sells out
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 10:12 PM
ok, it looks ok, but if u are going to re make an original t.v show at least get some things right, yea jessica simpson is very good looking, but she should of at least tried to dye her hair for the part, and i mean they did re do bewitched too and that looks almost like the original, and jessica simpson maybe pretty, but there are much more prettier girls then her. but i think its gonna be another one of those movies everyone says sucks, but in the end does really well.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 10:13 PM
ohh yea and the new harry poter movie previews look awsome, i think that movie wont be disapointing
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 10:21 PM
No Ass???
She has a huge ass.
The running joke on the set between Knoxville and Scott was "I don't remeber Daisy's ass being that big"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 11:09 PM
excuse me that is not huge. That is, at the least, adverage. no round curve.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 11:35 PM
anybody notice towards the beginning of the clip the 01 on the driver's side door was backwards
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 9:24 AM
im OG i grew up watching all the dukes episodes. im a duke expert and the cast for this fucken sucks jessica is hot but no daisy she has no ass hello daisy dukes = ass jessica no ass her face alone not gonna do also the guys are even worse johnny of my god what were they thinking and stifler even worse they made it into a teenie bopper movie destroyed the duke name if u ask me and burt reynolds they needed a fat guy they fucked this up good the guy that played wolverine and matthew mackanahay
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 9:48 AM
and what is your point?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 10:02 AM
the point is that the movie is frakin gay
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 1:21 PM
I just turned on!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 4:52 PM
yeah i noe it doesnt show like anything
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 6:39 PM
Granted Jessica Simpson is fucking hot, the coulda had atleast a burnette play daisy, seing is how daisy was burnette. and what bout burt friggin reynolds playin boss hogg. come on now, i was thinking danny devito!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 6:40 PM
They duke boys werent brother, they were cousins....watch the show and you'll know!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 8:15 PM
I would Hit that from every direction...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 11:17 PM
still would only titty fuck her.
PRAISE MYSELF!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 4:47 AM
your all cunts
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 4:59 AM
so i'm Jealous because i don't like Jessica Simpson? Well Why should i be. I dont think you should be conffused there she isn't anything special. i know haeps of Chicks out there that are blonde and pretty, can't cook or clean and dont know the difference between chicken and fish. seriously get a life you shallow minded little prick and stop to think i mean if you took away her fame what would she be? and most likely worth nobody's time
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 5:29 AM
You are definatly a virgin
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 6:04 AM
I find it interesting your comment "Take away her fame...etc" Kind of like these message boards. Take them away and you are just another stain. Cushin for the pushin...yea whatever. To much cushin and that is all you are pushin. But it does not matter I guess. You are obviously a virgin oh hand master. With opinions like yours you are only going to get your cushin by paying for it. Either that or you will find a mentally handicaped woman (sicko). Sadly enough there are woman who will associate with you. You make a strong case for government ordered sterilization (oops, sorry big word, it means to take away your ability to make children)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 6:05 AM
Yea I saw that also at the beginning of the trailer the 01 is not the same design on the car that is jumping either
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 6:11 AM
dude if you were an og and watch the show all the time you would have notice that daisy duke doesnt have a ass next time you are at home and whacking your tater to daisy then pay attention now jessica simpson on the other hand has an ass like a circus pony ( just waiting to be riden.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 6:14 AM
Your right on the 01.
Wonder if that was an oversite or intentional. I would be willing to bet the movie will change some of the premises of the original series. Also the Charger looks like a '76 not a '75
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 6:55 AM
If it is stupid I will have it put out of buissness
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 8:09 AM
The original TV show was so racist, I doubt whether the film will have lynchings and KKK rallys.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 9:59 AM
no i wouldn't...she's so fake!
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Posted by mr__boozer (No Email) on May 13, 2005 12:56 PM
Just saw the trailer. Looks like a cool flick and the number was backwards on the driver door. It was 10. By the way the Dodge Chargers that were used were only from 68' to 70' models.
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Posted by mr__boozer (No Email) on May 13, 2005 12:59 PM
It looks like that because the car itself wasn't prepped up yet. It doesn't even have the bumber guard on the front of the grille.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 2:18 PM
you areso full of shit
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 4:13 PM
if you took away the fame from any of these movie stars and singers they wouldn't be anything either. so what the fuck is your point. i just dont think that you have the right to taLK shit on jessica. its not like she is bitch or anything. she is probably one of the nicest people out there right now. and you deffinitly have no right to call her a bimbo. So why dont you get a life you shallow minded little BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 2:30 PM
Wicked awesome
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 4:41 AM
she has no ass, she has a body double for her ass scenes. I've seen her workout in a gym in nyc, she has NOOO ass
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 7:40 AM
She is an ugly black woman too and in her new videoclip she acts like a complete retard.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 8:52 AM
I agree the onlything close to the tv show is the car the only thing they did right was cast willie nelson as uncle jesse.
bty most of the shots of the "general" the graffix artists must have been on crack cause most of the trailers Ive seen the cars "01" on the doors the format is wrong.
and another trailer I have seen they ( bo and luke) actualy open (or try to open) the doors on the general. THE DOORS DONT OPEN.
http://360.yahoo.com/master_zack_01
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 9:52 AM
I did knowtice that
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 10:05 AM
first off they have used reverse shots for some parts of the movie to save on money.
2nd. the car is a 1969 charger not a 75 or 76
now some 68 and 70 chargers were converted to look like the 69.
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cast that should have been in the movie.
1. Boss Hogg- dany devito
2. Daisy Duke- jessica alba alley Mcbeal
3. Bo Duke- ashton kurtcher
4. Luke Duke Paul Walker
5.Uncle Jesse- Willie Nelson (the only one they got right)
http://360.yahoo.com/master_zack_01
My blog about the movie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2005 8:14 AM
if you're saying if i wont smell one of her rippers then yes i would not. she's full of gas!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 7:09 AM
you cant say the goblet of fire is crap just by watching the trailer and plus, the only made 1 so far and its the first one so oviuosly its not going to be brilliant. Remember, the last trailer is always the best, that is because they show it just before the movie is out so that they can get all the audience to watch it. you will notice that in alot of films. even 'War of the worlds' looked abit crup at the beginning but the last trailer was wicked.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 3:09 PM
very true dukes of hazzard and war of the worlds are amazing
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 11:41 AM
lol
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 5:34 AM
this harry potter film is gonna b shit jus like the last 1 y did they change the director for n why couldnt they find a better dumbledore
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You People Have No Taste
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2005 9:24 AM
Well seeing what most of you people are talking about wied.. ANYWAY I love the trailer and i think that this Harry Potter is going to be just as good if not better then all the other ones. I love Harry Potter and am a Big fan. I have read all the books and seen all the movies this is going to be great, I can't wait to see Voldemort he is so cool and to see Sirius again. Well can't wait.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 9:04 AM
oh no, that trailer is off tha chain!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 5:17 PM
no it does not!
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Batmanvs.Harryvs.Daisyvs.TomCruise
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 10:59 AM
Jessica Simpson can kiss my yellow ass
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