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 So who's your favorite celebrity?
By Azad on January 19, 2000 7:50 PM
Ok kids, guys, gals, and other ambiguous entities. I got into a conversation with Egor earlier today and we talked about who our favorite celebrities might be. Yes, we were obviously bored. After moments of thinking, I would have to say that Claire Forlani makes me a very happy man. And Syndicate (Joel) frequently indicates that Jennifer Aniston would be his favorite sex idol. Just thought that I would share that one :) Anyways people, it's time for all of you to comment! Who would be your most favorite celebrity?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2000 7:53 PM
Jennifer Lopez. Rowr. Definitely a nice piece of ass.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2003 8:46 AM
She has the most perfect ass in the world she needs to show it more.
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Posted by Mellya (groovychic@biteme.net) on January 19, 2000 7:57 PM
Ben Affleck would certainly do it for me!
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One time at band Camp...
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 19, 2000 8:08 PM
Alyson Hannigan all the way baybee...
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Posted by sKillBot (travis@pulley.org) on January 19, 2000 8:15 PM
Bruce Campbell would be my favorite celebrity. Although Alyson Hannigan is probably my favorite celebrity to stare at :)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2000 9:41 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow. She's naturally beautiful and a very talented actress. Step aside Ben Stiller, she's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay enough !'s.
-Steve
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2000 9:43 PM
I just noticed..... why are the random shemp email addresses all pointing to Egor's email? :) Just thought a sanity check would help!
* anti-social-mofo *
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 19, 2000 10:21 PM
I was testing some new user utilities and It fucked up a little..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2000 9:45 PM
i forgot
Leornado DiCaprio
tee hee (little girl / gay boy giggle)
* anti-social-mofo *
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Posted by Sasquatch (sasquatch@aodmetal.com) on January 20, 2000 10:55 AM
In my list of top 10 most desirable women, 2 have always held the top spots. Drew Barrymore and Angelina Jolie. It all depends on if I'm in a "bad girl" mood or a "good girl" mood ;)
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Jesus rules you all.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2000 2:29 PM
What are you thinking, nominating any one but our mighty Lord and Savior as the COOLEST celebrity alive!?
Who else ordered us to kill the Indians, the Jews, gays, people of different skin color, people who disagreed with key political and religious dogma of the time, etc. etc.
Clearly Jesus is superior to any pair of swinging tits.
I've got evidence to back up my claims too.
In true Christian fashion, however, I'm not going to comment further on it. The Bible said he rules, and a book written by complete strangers about a strangely useless and uncaring God is enough for me!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2000 7:08 PM
Praise Jesus!
Clearly, my fellow shemp has the right idea about our Lord God. Praise Jesus!
Speaking of our Saviour, who art divine in our God's Kingdom... have you accepted (Praise Jesus!) Jesus into your heart and soul?
If not, hurry (Praise God!) up. Time is of the essence. If you do not (Amen!) before the Judgement is upon us, our Father, our Creator, who loves us all unconditionally, will damn you to an eternity of fire and brimstone!
Praise Jesus! Think about it, my brothers (Amen!) and sisters! Would you rather spend an eternity in the bowels of Hell with the Dark Prince (Praise Him!) and all the mormons, jews and anyone who doesn't believe exactly as I do... or (Sweet Everlasting Life!) taste the nectar of eternal paradise and nirvana (We miss you Kurt!) that is Heaven?!
Praise God! Make your decision for Christ! And, do remember Him when the collection plate comes (Amen!) around. I need a new high-backed, velvet chair for my office...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2002 6:58 PM
what unbeleaveably sad misconceptions you both have pathetically misconstrued onto the internet...i am very sorry for the both of you.do you not understand the love which he poured out with his death as they beat his body taunted and mocked him on the cross, he grit his teeth and had you in mind all along does it not phase you that the one man whom least deserved to, died an excruciatingly painful death for your sake...so that you who mock him might have a chance at an eternity in paradise with him...
i pray for the both of you.
-in HIS glorious name-
mat.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2000 2:32 PM
For all you looking for nude pics of that one girl from boy meets world. her name is Daniell Flech or somthing.
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 20, 2000 4:23 PM
wow that is such a wonderfully usefull chunk of information..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2000 2:42 PM
Matthew Lillard and the hot guy in "The talented Mr. Ripley" (not Matt Damon the other one). Also Freddie Prinze Jr., I used to think Ricky Martin but now I'm pretty sure that he has a small you know what, Ryan Phillipe he is definitely not gay, there are alot more but I don't have the time. P.S Gavin Rossdale
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2000 3:23 PM
The other dude in The Talented Mr Ripley would be Jude Law. he rules. He's also in Gattaca, that movie rocks too.
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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on January 20, 2000 5:55 PM
It really depends on who's on the cover of Maxim each month. But if I had to pick one....Jennifer Aniston all the way!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 1:59 PM
Definitely Mel Gibson. Or maybe Brenden Frasier. No wait! It has to be Hugh Jackman, yeah that's it Hugh Jackman. drrrrrooooooooollll.
sorry, I'll go get a mop.
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