New STAR WARS: EPISODE III Teaser Trailers!

By Wind(up)bird April 20, 2005 6:11 AM

The three new TV spots are entitled Unite, Action 1, and Action 2. ?Dtheatre thinks the Action spots should be retitled, Show Us Your Lightsabers! ?Film clip and Wookiee featurette added for increased pleasure.

Unite Spot
Action Spot 1
Action Spot 2

Movieweb.com has a German TV segement with a glimspe of General Grievous from the film and a wookiee-tastic Making of featurette thats been online for a while now but is still worth it's weight in wookiee.

Related Star Wars Episode 3 News:
-  SURPRISE! "Filmmaker" Kevin Smith likes Episode III!
- ?JUST ADDED!!! TWO Star Wars TV SERIES (one animated, one live action) confirmed by Lucas!!!
- ?Spoiler Intense, Deleted Scenes List from Episode III Book!
- ?BRAND NEW SPOILER PIC ONLINE!
- ?Read Gossip About Spielberg's Help on ROTS and More TV Rumors
- ?See Behind the Scenes footage of the Apache!
- ?Most Likely FAKE 1st Review Online!
- ?What is EPIC 2014?
- ?BIG SPOILER Pics From ROTS Book Online!
- ?Possible STAR WARS TV Show News!
- ?All Star Wars Episodes Getting 3D Treatment starting in 2007!
- ?See the New EPISODE III Trailer ?
- ?Here's a Link to Bit Torrent of the New Episode III Trailer

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Who cares ?!?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2005 6:48 AM

I have no ideal what Star Wars is about, but who cares anyway, I've been waiting on line for 3 months to see the new Stallone movie: Dangerous Evils, its starring the amazingly talented Stallone and the girl that played Blossom on TV. Lots of Blow Jobs and a possible Oscar nod due to an awe-inspiring rim-job.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2005 1:56 PM

The girl from Blossom gives blowjobs in it?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2005 3:43 PM

no, that was your mom

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2005 5:33 AM

Ha ha! Mom Jokes! Oh the hilarity!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2005 7:34 PM

[ Editor: This post and it's owner have been eaten by our specially trained force of ninja monkies. ]

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2005 9:34 PM

up yours

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2005 10:19 PM

well that was long and pointless

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 6:34 AM

Was it really worth the effort?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 8:23 AM

Fuckin sad cunt, he did it to another thread.

RISE LORD VADER   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 1:12 PM

damn people calm down, the new tv spots were badass,"crush em,"gevious says.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 4:21 PM

wow that guys needs to get a life, or a job at least, or both...

RE: RISE LORD VADER   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 4:32 AM

Jobs are for suckers.

RE: RISE LORD VADER   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 2:57 PM

What suckers that have cash.

RISE LORD VADER   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 3:54 PM

actually, i do have a job, and a good life. but i admit it, i'm a geek of Star Wars

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 10:13 PM

i dont have a job and i still have money

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2005 4:32 AM

You're lucky you've got parents you can sponge off.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2005 6:42 AM

and you are lucky you even have parents

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2005 7:25 PM

that fuck you post was funny

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2005 8:40 PM

i know im lucky i can sponge of my parents... but i also know it wont last forever so ill probally go get a job or something

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2005 9:26 PM

how about  you buy yourself a life too you cheap ass worthless piece a shit. or even better put your pathatic excuse of an     life that you "got" up for sale on ebay then people can buy it, i mean people that would actually do something usefull with it.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 7:13 AM

I'd rather die than work in McDonalds.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 7:56 AM

" I'd rather die than work in McDonalds."     choosing the easy way out bucko?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 9:11 PM

talking to me bitch?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 27, 2005 3:52 AM

"talking to me bitch?"   dont forget to flip my burger you loser. i bet your one of those people where his dick fell of because of underuse. it comes down to i earn 90k a year as pc tech and you work at mcdonalds hahaha

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 27, 2005 9:21 AM

underuse? Yea right! I jerk off about 20 times a day.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 27, 2005 9:35 PM

pc tech? HAhahAhaHA what a nerd

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 3:38 AM

"underuse? Yea right! I jerk off about 20 times a day."  Shows how virgin you are no further comments on that one.

"pc tech? HAhahAhaHA what a nerd" I choose this job because i have the talent for it and it earns really good. I am 20 years old having my own family and earn 90k a year while the only thing you do is sit behind the computer being frustrated and annoyed because your life sucks beyond believe. By the way without pc techs you couldnt even post these pittefull comments of yours since you use a computer for it and there wouldnt be internet sites without people who actually know something. Unlike people like you who know jack shit so they disaproove things all the time.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 6:52 AM

What a big man you are! Coming to a starwars message board to boast about your wage income... wow

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 4:19 PM

and what a sad fuck you are, comming here to find gay hookers

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:23 PM

your 20 and have a family and are on the computer talking about star wars trying to put down  kids? that is just sad, and pretty low.

oh yeah my life doesnt suck... its actually pretty bitchin,

and your kids (if you have any) arent really yours... your wife (which i doubt you have) has been banging the mail man

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 6:31 AM

Besides, your wifes mine now.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 7:08 AM

pooooooooooooo

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 2:52 AM

"What a big man you are! Coming to a starwars message board to boast about your wage income... wow"  Never said I was a big man.  If your think I searched for star wars message boards, or if you think I came here to discuss star wars then your wrong. I came on this dtheatre.com site through a google search for something else. I got baseball practice so im fuckering off with absolutely nothing to do for about 15 more minutes.

"and what a sad fuck you are, comming here to find gay hookers"  You make no sense, Shut up.

"your 20 and have a family and are on the computer talking about star wars trying to put down  kids? that is just sad, and pretty low." I dont talk about star wars and I dont try to put down kids, so  you are just fagging out your ass - you twat.

"oh yeah my life doesnt suck... its actually pretty bitchin," Well not really, but if you wanna tell yourself that.

"and your kids (if you have any) arent really yours... your wife (which i doubt you have) has been banging the mail man"  Is it safe to say that you are in the IQ range of a toaster? You could be the next George W Bush with a thought pattern like that!

"Besides, your wifes mine now." Thats kinda the same level as this one: Go kill yourself you steaming pile of unwanted shit mixed with sperm!!!11111!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 8:44 AM

You're a touchy little fucker arn't you.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 1:23 PM

you guys have to get out more. This is some funny shit though.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 11:23 PM

you duct taped a peice of string to your groin area saying that it is your dick

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 7:42 AM

and the cock in that your mom hole is not sense why don't you make?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 5:35 PM

Morgan Webb and Laura Swisher are hot and Id like to bang them at the same time.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 9:51 PM

this thread is going no where. oh yeah to the guy who works at the pc tech place.... im still banging your wife :)

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 11:25 AM

oh oh can I jump on that too?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 9:27 PM

Looks like I am going to have to intervene here - sorry, been out of commission.. this one is too good to pass up on.


You're mere attempt to be funny has failed - all throughout this thread. Trying to make sense by making a lost post pretending to be someone who go a life and is witty has failed as well - since none of it even matched what i was trying to say.

I would suggest going back to your usual posts of fuck you and your mother etc - because anything else you say is pointless and irrelevant.







For all the dumbasses that reacted on me the "i fucked your mom" ones etc- the main reason that I don't even fool with replying to you until now is because you aren't even entertaining. Anything I say I already know what you are going to reply with before I even post it. You do nothing more than use ur momma jokes, you got no life etc etc.

Where do you come off by posting the shit you guys posted above? The last I recall, you guys pretended to have priorities in your life that would keep you away from this scene. It seems your priorities are lacking - because since that post you have made a constant effort to keep up with keeping my words fromcoming your way.

Now, you are going to be a perfect example in my book. I hope you are proud. Chapter 6 deals with preteens and teenagers using the internet and gaming as a recognition system because they havn't taken the leap into reality yet. You are showing all of the significant signs of this. You spend more time coming up with useless threads and flames to attract more attention to yourself - then you smile on every reply to give off the image that you are humorous, the people replying to you don't bother you, and that you are relatively "just here to make you guys mad - haha"

Now, if all of this was true - I wouldn't bother posting. Since I have done a lot of research and comparisons - this is what you are:

You made your first step into reality to try and get a girlfriend. Being proud, you decided to post to your only form of human intervention - being clanplay. Boasting about finally having a relationship and wanting everyone to know that you will "become busy." After she dumped you, it seems that you have no where to go and don't know what to do with yourself. Every day - after school, I find you sitting here behind the computer typing up useless threads and calling yourself creative. True, it may be a bit creative to come up with all of this - but then again - back to chapter 6 - kids such as yourself fantasize during regular hours of school about their night activities online. This looks just like you. You sit in school all day thinking and possibly even jotting down notes to come up with your "your momma jokes, i banged your wife and more retarded musquite brain shit like that at an effort to impress those of us who actually do something with ourselves.

You need to understand something here - I don't get mad at you because you "tell us off" or for anything that might even relate to you being good at making people mad. I get pissed because i am tired of your senseless irritating shit that mostly makes no sense, is made up, and is practically too immature even for this forum. The ones who fight with you are either fed up with your shit or are just as hopeless as you are - can't really tell which one it is.

So please - be kind to those of us that don't have the mentality of a 14-15 year old who got their first broken heart and is still trying to find use in their life.

I speak for the majority here.

Don't bother replying either - it's quite simple what you would say.

regards the guy that works as a pc tech for the government.

heres the site: http://www.teamus101.com

us101 redirected I thought - oh well. Click that one

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 9:27 PM

Looks like I am going to have to intervene here - sorry, been out of commission.. this one is too good to pass up on.


You're mere attempt to be funny has failed - all throughout this thread. Trying to make sense by making a lost post pretending to be someone who got a life and is witty has failed as well - since none of it even matched what i was trying to say.

I would suggest going back to your usual posts of fuck you and your mother etc - because anything else you say is pointless and irrelevant.







For all the dumbasses that reacted on me the "i fucked your mom" ones etc- the main reason that I don't even fool with replying to you until now is because you aren't even entertaining. Anything I say I already know what you are going to reply with before I even post it. You do nothing more than use ur momma jokes, you got no life etc etc.

Where do you come off by posting the shit you guys posted above? The last I recall, you guys pretended to have priorities in your life that would keep you away from this scene. It seems your priorities are lacking - because since that post you have made a constant effort to keep up with keeping my words fromcoming your way.

Now, you are going to be a perfect example in my book. I hope you are proud. Chapter 6 deals with preteens and teenagers using the internet and gaming as a recognition system because they havn't taken the leap into reality yet. You are showing all of the significant signs of this. You spend more time coming up with useless threads and flames to attract more attention to yourself - then you smile on every reply to give off the image that you are humorous, the people replying to you don't bother you, and that you are relatively "just here to make you guys mad - haha"

Now, if all of this was true - I wouldn't bother posting. Since I have done a lot of research and comparisons - this is what you are:

You made your first step into reality to try and get a girlfriend. Being proud, you decided to post to your only form of human intervention - being clanplay. Boasting about finally having a relationship and wanting everyone to know that you will "become busy." After she dumped you, it seems that you have no where to go and don't know what to do with yourself. Every day - after school, I find you sitting here behind the computer typing up useless threads and calling yourself creative. True, it may be a bit creative to come up with all of this - but then again - back to chapter 6 - kids such as yourself fantasize during regular hours of school about their night activities online. This looks just like you. You sit in school all day thinking and possibly even jotting down notes to come up with your "your momma jokes, i banged your wife and more retarded musquite brain shit like that at an effort to impress those of us who actually do something with ourselves.

You need to understand something here - I don't get mad at you because you "tell us off" or for anything that might even relate to you being good at making people mad. I get pissed because i am tired of your senseless irritating shit that mostly makes no sense, is made up, and is practically too immature even for this forum. The ones who fight with you are either fed up with your shit or are just as hopeless as you are - can't really tell which one it is.

So please - be kind to those of us that don't have the mentality of a 14-15 year old who got their first broken heart and is still trying to find use in their life.

I speak for the majority here.

Don't bother replying either - it's quite simple what you would say.

regards the guy that works as a pc tech for the government.

heres the site: http://www.teamus101.com

us101 redirected I thought - oh well. Click that one

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 10:21 AM

Well done. You have managed to actually give a shit and I applaude your pacientce for creating such a long and detailed thread to counteract my ramblings. Truth is your totally incorrect. Sorry bub Im much older than 16 and the reason Im here is cause I can. I just love seeing what kind of reactions I can get from folks like you. In a way I am the scientist and you are the lab rats. I post some thing increadablly inchoherant and unterlly idiotic because I know you will all go along and try to say something meaningful that I can laugh at.

I happened upon this site last week and I was wondering how stupid the webmaster must be to let anyold person post on the site. Isnt that a lot of work to clean up after? I know I sure wouldnt want to fix all the crap that is typed here. And just for the remark I made, this will most likely be deleted before you even read it(not that you'd want to anyway) So I will end on this note...

Im glad you responded to my posting and now you must die. I do not have an otherized clearance for your boring remarks therefore I must hack your computer and blow it up in your face for your lack of wimsy and understanding of the human mind. Thank you and have a great day.
your lover,
"Jesusfat"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 3:14 PM

Jesus... Why do you even care?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 3:43 PM

" Well done. You have managed to actually give a shit and I applaude your pacientce for creating such a long and detailed thread to counteract my ramblings."

You care enough to read my long post and to react on it with a long post so dont give me that bullshit.

"Truth is your totally incorrect. Sorry bub Im much older than 16 and the reason Im here is cause I can. I just love seeing what kind of reactions I can get from folks like you. In a way I am the scientist and you are the lab rats."

you sure as hell are an dumb ass scientist then. and if you wanna mindfuck with people at least make it funny and not some brain numbing your mother joke.

"I post some thing increadablly inchoherant and unterlly idiotic because I know you will all go along and try to say something meaningful that I can laugh at."

i know i make you laugh because i am witty and make people shut up in a n creative way.


"I happened upon this site last week and I was wondering how stupid the webmaster must be to let anyold person post on the site. Isnt that a lot of work to clean up after? I know I sure wouldnt want to fix all the crap that is typed here."

webmaster is probably laughing his ass off and lettres dont take up much bandwith you fuckbag. This is just one big "flaming" shit talking or whatever slanderish word you prefer message board where anybody can cough up his bullshit. Nothing wrong with that.

"And just for the remark I made, this will most likely be deleted before you even read it(not that you'd want to anyway) So I will end on this note..."

you wish it would be deleted because then you would have the last word  and people like you find forum satisfaction in that.


"Im glad you responded to my posting and now you must die."

this doesnt make sense especially considering that you pretend to be somekind of genius "flamer" its kinda the same level as: i hope a nigga assrapes you in front of the mirror and kills you after that!!11111

"I do not have an otherized clearance for your boring remarks therefore I must hack your computer and blow it up in your face for your lack of wimsy and understanding of the human mind."

read it again what you just said you sound like the social outkast that knows jack shit about the human mind. About the pathatic hacking thing: you saw the site i posted? you saw that job i do for the goverment? I suggest you think again. And if you really are a "1337 virgin" who lives behind his computer then i suggest you go try to hack clan-cry.com website since the server owner is one badassredneck who would litterly hunt you down but you pretend to be somekind of hero so i guess you can take him out easily!111

"Thank you and have a great day.
your lover,
"Jesusfat"

no thank you fat ass for enteraining me with your  reply that sucked beyond belief. i have baseball practise cya later. ps is your way of going out  taking a walk to the fridge?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 3:08 PM

Lord Vader... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 3:41 AM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2008 4:23 PM

u r a FAG!