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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 6:38 AM
I bet Lucas promised him he'd get to direct an episode of the new TV show if he agreed to cream his load all over Revenge of the Sith.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:08 AM
Kevin Smith Blows... the fat uncreative bastard is as bad a director as Lucas... they deserve eachother... go make babies together you losers. That way their uncreative spawn will make more shitty films that will suck balls, and they'll have to go and kill themselves... that'll be funny.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 6:25 AM
Harsh me thinks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 12:44 PM
Kev and Lucas suck? Get out of your basement and get a girlfriend you bastard. Kev has more talent on one testi then your dumbass ever will.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 1:31 PM
fuck you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by jamjas (jasonwright4@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2005 4:19 PM
This is the smartest group of people I have ever seen.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 7:52 PM
nah more like the least intelligent group of individuals ive seen
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 10:54 AM
like your mom
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Am I the only one who remembers?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 10:04 AM
I don't understand all the venom related to the last 2 movies.
Lets start with my background-
I saw the original SW in theaters 125 times. Empire I saw 85 times and Return 75 times.
Am I the only person who remembers thinking that "Star Wars" was a goofy name as was "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi"?
The original trilogy was full of excrutiatingly bad dialogue and even worse acting. The only one of the originals that actually qualifies as a good movie was Empire but thats because of who wrote it.
The last 2 movies have also had bad names, dialogue (come on, how many times does the phrase "In Time" have to be used?) and painfull acting.
To wit, the last 2 movies were just as bad as the first 2 movies.
That doesn't mean I didn't enjoy them. I just accepted them for what they were-formulaic space operas that were never meant to be analyzed to death by uber-geeks who think they should have a say into what Lucas does. So everyone should get over it, stop bitching about how bad the last 2 movies were and enjoy them at face value.
Now, having said that let me have all the flames, just try and make them somewhat literate.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 11:03 AM
Star Wars, Empire and Return were all very good movies. The writing and cutsey little ewoks kept them from being taken beyond a Sci-fi realm, but they were otherwise fantastic. The new movies thus far suck, and Lucas knows why as its been hammered into his brain by the media, his fans, even the Simpsons...
Hopefully Sith will break the mold and surprise us all.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 12:57 PM
omg who cares
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 5:23 PM
your mom, so go suck on her cock
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 8:34 AM
Who said they saw starwars 125 times at the theater? My God, you must have been loaded.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 11:40 AM
Is anyone goin to see all the films at once.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 12:44 PM
Most of us real geeks made it a "Status" thing to see who could claim the most viewings in the theater.
You have to remember, in 1977 there was no video market as VHS and Betamax were in their infancy. So the only way you could get your fill of a movie was to see it as many times as possible.
And, yes I was also pretty loaded.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 1:28 PM
Are they shown um all at once? Thats such a rip off of LOTR. Its all about Trilogy Tuesday 2003 bitches!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 4:16 AM
No they didn't my young padawan. Episodes 4 5 and 6 were shown back to back in cinemas around 1984/85 cos i went to see them.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 7:38 AM
The idea of showing them all in a row? If they did that it would be such a blatent ripoff of LOTR because there's noway anyone else could come up with that.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 1:46 PM
to bad lotr was made about 30 years after starwars huh . lol
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 2:29 PM
Theres nothin wrong with it. If the fans are willing to sit through over 12 hours of star wars, then whats the problem.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 6:49 PM
Just as LOTR is also 12 hours...I guess thats cool but Ep.III would be right in the middle and then you gotta sit through the rest of the saga youve seen a thousand times...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 1:46 AM
Yeah, but there are die hard fans that could do that with no probs.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 1:51 AM
Yeah, but there are die hard fans that could do that with no probs.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 4:36 AM
On the 16th of May in London they're showing all 6 movies in a row. I think they're showing IV, V, VI and then I, II, III so that Revenge of the Sith is the climax of the day. I also heard that George Lucas and some of the actors would be there.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 10:48 AM
good deal
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 11:25 AM
And I heard that all the tickets sold out in like five minutes.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 5:57 PM
wow....I cam
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 2:28 AM
Its true, but Im not sure George Lucas will be there. They might turn up just for Ep3.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 3:53 PM
i think it would be a good chance (if you never saw the original trillogy at the cinema) to see the old one's in all there glory. but it is a long time to see any movie i mean 12 hors c;mon sore ass or what.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 6:22 PM
lol yeah
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:22 AM
They'll have intermissions inbetween the films..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 11:32 AM
I cam again...your getting me off.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:44 PM
I think they're having it on the same day as the Premiere and that's why Episode III is the last one to be shown in the marathon because it has to be shown in the cinema across the street first for the official premiere which George Lucas will probably be at.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 10:57 AM
I cam all over your face just now....aahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:31 AM
You did what on my face?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 12:41 PM
nutterbutter!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 3:03 PM
I don't understand, what do you mean?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 6:23 PM
yo your movie suks
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 5:29 AM
is great
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 8:21 AM
throw the jew down the well.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 8:49 AM
If it's so bad then why are you here talking about it? Cunt.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 3:57 AM
Beacause I'm a CUNT! duh!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2005 4:10 AM
i ve seen episode one and two.. i dont like em very much.. to be honest.. i think they re really bad..
but episodethree.. ive only seen the trailer.. and i love it.. i really hope that the movie wont dissapoint me.. the special effects, the dramatic story are surperp.. totaly different to I and II.. it even tops the old movies in my eyes.. like a mixture beetween new and old.. as i said.. i really hope the movie is as good as what theyve shown in the trailer
"Lord Vader!"...
......."Yes.. Master!"
"Riiise!!"
(oooh i love it : ))
sorry for my bad english.. ; )
greetings from germany
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 15, 2005 3:26 PM
Nice
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2005 6:44 AM
well said....i don't know why everyone been bashing the last two...i bet they enjoyed them anyway
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2005 8:10 AM
How do you know you love it after just seeing the trailer? The trailers for the last two prequels were fantastic as well but that doesn't mean a thing.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2005 6:42 AM
you guys are all losers because obviously you dont have anything better to do than to criticize this movie wich so happens to be the biggest money maker ever. yer all prolly twelve so shut yer mouths.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2005 9:05 AM
Do you work for George Lucas? No? Then what the fuck do you care how much money it makes? Lot's of money doesn't mean good film.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2005 12:46 AM
Well, we all now know who woke up on the wrong side of the uncreative pile of garbage you call a life. I'll bet that you are one of those guys who, at 35 thinks that it's still really cool to hang out at the high school parties. Thank God there aren't too many of you out there to totally screw up this already unimaginative world. You should be kissing the butt of people like Kevin Smith and G. Lucas for creating something so wonderful so that you have something to do while your sitting on your behind imprinted couch scratching yourself on a lonely Saturday night. That's why they make the millions and you're still asking "would you like fries with that?" ps. If I were you I would sterilize myself. Have a nice day.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2005 3:43 AM
Can't a guy just be a movie fan without someone telling them they have no life? Jesus, lighten up a bit.
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Posted by bibopaam (moomoo@aol.com) on May 18, 2005 1:47 PM
I had the displeasure of seeing ep3 at 12am 5/18/05; this morning. I expected much more from the last of the trilogy. Every line was diluted and over done 5 years ago. Sure, sure, there were explosions and bright lights, but something was missing, some feeling I am unable to discribe. Most of it i feel lies with Skywalkers acting skills. Maybe casting will be more important in the mind of G.L. next time around.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2005 6:59 AM
i LIKED IT BECUASE STUFF BLEW UP GUD!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 1:55 PM
that srat warsd novie was the best one ive seen out of the other 5 moveies aht i liked a bit bu t the one that is the espisiode 3 is kind fo like my favoryte
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2005 5:16 PM
i angry wit u cos dere were stf i licked an litsabers r fun2 wtch an darth vder waz hella cool111!
What I'm trying to say is I quite liked it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2005 8:07 PM
Great Movie!
Personally, I thought it bested the previous 5. Reasons? It showed the Emperor dueling, revealing his physical prowess - that was different. I also thought it creative to pit Yoda against him. They did a great job on the tempo. The fight scenes were creative and fast, rivaling anything Hong Kong kicks out, Flexing a little US muscle. Being a martial artist myself, I seriously appreciated that aspect of the film.
I also appreciated the romance factor and how that can be a motivator in ones decisions; how its not always clear what is the best or right choice to make.
I think it made a decent attempt at showing the internal struggles for all involved and how ONE persons decisions can spill over into everyone elses lives, causing pain. Very realistic.
I also liked how they pre-dated the look of ships like the Star Destroyers and X wings giving it that vintage feel.
All around this movie was a visualfeast.
In addition, anyone who allows themselves to be drawn into this movie, who has experienced internal conflict, the hurt associated with love, or the betrayal of a friend, will enjoy a much richer experience.
I had a great time! May the force be with you all!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 6:34 AM
It was the 'bestest'? Get your ass to school!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 1:38 PM
Pay closer attention, I wrote "It bested", a real term, not "It was the bestest". That was your phrase professor. There were other real gramatical errors however. Can you pick them out? The military may be able to help with your lack of attention to detail.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 1:43 PM
Well said young padawan, or is it master?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 2:43 PM
"Being a martial artist myself"
There's one mistake, how can you be a martial artist if you're too fat to even get up from your computer screen.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 2:53 PM
You know what they say about assumptions, or do you?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 2:54 PM
likewise, geekboy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 3:02 PM
I'm not fat, I'm Special. I wear on olive drab tab with black lettering on my left shoulder that says so. Sometimes it's blue and gold. You probably don't know what that means though.
I often sit down to my computer to check emails and do homework. You probably do it to visit your CGI girlfriend, and imagine yourself living someone else's life.
Are you a part of that Jedi religion started in Australia I heard rumors about?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 3:27 PM
I like sucking balls, my boyfriends anyway.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 3:32 PM
All good points. Damn, I don't want to sell death sticks. I wan't to go home and rethink my life.
Anyway, somebody must have liked these films, otherwise how do you explain the killer sellout openings and 20 billion dollar franchise?!!! Hmmmph. Much thought this requires, it may.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 3:46 PM
Here, here. Movie fans unite! Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Cats...Oops wrong genre. But, still...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 3:51 PM
Lots of money does mean a good film if people are paying hundreds of millions to see it before it finishes its run, to say nothing of dvd sales and merchandising. I wonder what the underground market makes??? Anybody?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 3:54 PM
Are you female? If you are you sound Hot!!! Wanna ignite my schwartz?!?!!
If your not, forget I mentioned it. Sith was cool hunh?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 3:59 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I love hand jobs! It makes me feel good about life. What wrong with a little stroking now and then. In the end everybody has a happy ending and that's a good, good, thing.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 4:05 PM
Are you sure it was 12am 5/18?, because it wasn't release until 5/19 12am. Honest mistake I'm sure, unless of course you used the Dark Side to influence studio exec's, and shame on ya if you did you Sith bastard!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 4:10 PM
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 4:11 PM
You know my mom and like her? Have you seen her vaginal warts?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 4:14 PM
Who cares? Who Cares?!!! Take it back...take it back, now!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2005 4:18 PM
I wish I were that loaded.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2005 3:50 AM
Obi-wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Anakin: That statement is an absolute.
Obi-wan: No it isn't!
Anakin: So's that one.
Obi-wan: I'm gonna cut your fucking balls off!
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Bad Actors, Good Special Effects
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 3, 2005 3:00 PM
Personally, I thought the movie rocked. Great special effects, decent story... A little too many light saber fights, but hey, what do expect from star wars?
However, I do think the actors sucked. The dialogue was terrible, and yoda (although adorable ^_^) really got on my nerves.
But the bad acting was made up for by the special effects... And haydn's christiansans looks.
Hey, I would have paid 10.50 just to see his face plastered on a 50 foot screen. Yum.
^_^
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