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 NEW Jessica Simpson As Daisy Duke Photos!
By Wind(up)bird on February 3, 2005 6:20 PM
The obsessive people over at Cinemablend.com have posted a number of photos of the blond idiot from MTV and Access Hollywood set visits. The Dukes of Hazzard are set to hit the big screen sometime this summer.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 12:23 PM
Jessica Simpson is no daisy from Duke of Hazars !
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 7:57 AM
and your no Skreech from "Saved By The Bell"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 9:12 PM
U think Duke of Hazars i like the porn version or something?
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Posted by MikeB74 (Worldseries82@prodigy.com) on February 17, 2005 7:24 PM
Hi,
My name is Mike Beckmann from St. Louis, Missouri. Pardon my language but about Jessica Simpson not being Daisy Duke from The Dukes of Hazzard my answer is The Hell she is not! She in my opinion the new Hot and Sexy Daisy Duke for today! Finally about Jessica not having Brunett hair like Katherine Bach who cares she from what I have seen breifly looks just as Hot and just as Sexy with her own natural Blond hair and I can't wait to see her and the rest of the new Dukes cast when the movie finaly comes out. One more thing if Jessicas husband Nick would not mind Oh Hot Jessica Oh Sexy Jessica Oh Yeh Jessica! Yes I am a fan of Jessica Simpson.
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Jessica is not an Idiot She is Hot and Sexy!
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Posted by MikeB74 (Worldseries82@prodigy.com) on February 17, 2005 7:52 PM
Hi,
I'm Mike Beckmann from St. Louis, Missouri. Jessica Simpson is not an idiot she is Hot and Sexy! She may do and
say some weird things on her and Nicks show on MTV but who hasn't done and said anything weird in there life. Finally if you would pardon me for saying this and even if you don't the only idiot there is is you! You better hope Nick dose not read what you said about his wife Jessica who is Hot and Sexy did I say she was Hot and Sexy yes I did and she is Hot and Sexy or he I can assume would kick your ass! Yes I am a Jessica Simpson fan and she is Hot and Sexy! Oh Yeh Jessica so Hot and Sexy!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 2:43 PM
I just beat off to those pictures
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 9:21 PM
Why dont you tell Jessica that you 'Spank your Monkey' when you see her pictures? Oh, thats right, she would think you abuse animals when you get all horned up, she would probably think that when she lets a nipple slip you would deliver a bone jarring right cross to the little apes facial area!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 9:33 PM
Why yes it is, I star in this version, I generally have the blonde Duke girl bent over the General Lee!! I explore her Vaginal areas quite often, with my tounge or my Penial area{schlong},I tell her Im checking her for chiggers, and guess what...She believes me!! Really!
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RE: Jessica is not an Idiot She is Hot and Sexy!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 9:47 PM
YOU ARE A TOTAL HOMO!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2005 10:08 AM
HAHAHAHAA!!!! Monkey abuse!!!
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RE: Jessica is not an Idiot She is Hot and Sexy!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2005 11:44 AM
Yes I am HOMO...want a date?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2005 7:57 AM
Jessica is always made out to look "stupid" but in all reality she's smart. What she's got is now a gimic and everyone is buying into it. Because of how she act's on the newlyweds she has done other commercials and they are even selling merchandise that reads, "Is it chicken or is it fish?" That's brillant!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2005 2:17 PM
She is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2005 7:19 PM
How do you know? Do you actually KNOW her? Oh, now I see, you are her #1 fan. Yeah, you and thousands of other "#1 fans". Of course you may be right. It could just be an act like Christina Applegate(Kelly Bundy). I would still bang her, not that it would ever happen, but I would.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2005 5:11 AM
I'm from St. Louis too, weird. Anyway I would of liked to of seen them use somebody like Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Gretchen Wilson, Rose McGowen, or if using a blonde, should of went with Anna Kournikova.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2005 2:46 PM
Let me just correct whoever said Jessica Simpson has natural blonde hair. She does not, her hair is naturally light BROWN. She dyes her hair blonde just like 98% of all blondes do. You people are living in a dream world if you see a girl with that color hair and believe it's "natural" News Flash: it's not.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2005 5:38 PM
I HATE ALL MONKEY ASS *n-word*S!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2005 10:52 AM
me 2!
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jessica simpson as daisy duke
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2005 2:07 PM
I think Catherine bach is beautiful and she was my idol as a boy and a darn near thought she had the fittest body I ever done seen but she is so lucky Jessica was not around back then 'cos she is no match for Jessica's body or pretty face. I reckon Jessica could be about the fittest female on the planet and certainly the most beautiful! Anyone agree ?
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