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 The Star Wars Trilogy on DVD September 21
By Yakobusan on February 10, 2004 1:29 AM
The Star Wars Trilogy will be released as a four-disc DVD box set September 21, with a global rollout on DVD expected within days of the domestic release, according to Lucasfilm and 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment.
Editor: This story, review or article was submitted by one of our readers and may not necessarily reflect the Dtheatre crew's opinion. We hold no responsibility for inaccuracies or hoaxes, lack of intelligence or poor writing styles.
The trilogy featuring the classic franchise films Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi will be released on three DVD discs, with a fourth disc likely to hold a newly made documentary about the "Star Wars" franchise and never-before-seen footage, among several other bonus materials, Jim Ward, Lucasfilm's vp marketing and distribution and the DVD trilogy's executive producer, tells The Hollywood Reporter.
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enough of star wars already!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2004 3:43 PM
I won't be subjected to any more of this star wars BULL SH*T! It makes me sick how much star wars crap they've spammed the market with.
We already hurl after watching the original movies over and over again, so they had to release digitally mastered versions, and never-before-seen-footage versions, and watch-ya-now how about doing 3 more movies! They can't even get the order of the movies right. No, no, no, you don't count 4,5,6,1,2,3 Dumb@ss.
Now this crap.
Golly, I can't wait for the 3 disc trilogy of the latest (earliest) star wars movies now, and then a 6-disc set with all the star wars movies! WOW! Not only that, but another 6-disc set with 6 extra discs of Lucas explaining what he was thinking when he OK'd Jar Jar Binks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2004 10:22 PM
Wow... obviously not a fan. To each their own.
For me, the recent movies haven't spoiled my love for the original three. I'm really looking forward to seeing these get the digital treatment... and it's about damn time.
I wonder, however... if they are going to be the original theatrical cuts or the extended editions.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 6:16 AM
I'm pretty sure it'll be the extended editions and while I'm not a huge fan of alot of the stuff he added in to them you still can't argue that the picture and sound quality arn't better than the originals. Oh, and if you think it's a rip-off how many versions there are, well you don't have to buy them.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2004 11:54 AM
the official star wars site says the dvds will contain "the original theatrical version"
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2004 6:56 PM
u are all the biggest nerds ive seen!
man, star wars sucks!
only geeky nerds would be into this crap!
nerds!
i came to this post to see wat nerds have typed wat and how geeky they sound!
i bet ur girlfriends r fat,or skinny,nerds with glasses with big fat jubu lips who sit in front of a computer all day,reading star wars or star trek articles!
god,get a life man, honestly,im with my friends here and were about to hangout at the city, and im tellin u now,
u make us crack up!
were ALL laughing at u,and joking about how incredibly nerdy u sound! im not even into computers!
im just here cuz i heard that this was a BIG hangout place for nerds,geeks and freaks!
i got to go now,
ive got a life to live
ps. ill be coming bak for a short while to reply to anyone who replys to me.
NERDS!!!!!
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2004 12:35 PM
Jeez-Louise, that guy has NO life!
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on February 16, 2004 6:55 PM
"I ve got a life to live.
PS: I will comeback to reply to whoever replies to me"
That's what you do when you have a life, yeah.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2004 7:19 PM
dont u idiots understand?
i go out, hangout,
and sometimes i go on the com.
u idiots need to get your facts right!
just cuz i reply doesnt mean im a nerd!
i did say ill come bak soon!
god,nerds r pretty dumb!
i saw a hard out star wars freak at the city outside the movies yesterday with my friends.
and you know wat?
he was one of the guys posting from dtheatre!
he had a starwars backpack,star wars t shirt,star wrs face plate 4 his phone,
basically,he was covered in star wars!
me and my friends got a HUGE laugh out of him.
im not even here to tak about star wars!
i want to see how the world of the nerds is going, pretty geeky..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 6:13 AM
Direoswald? Is that you?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2004 11:30 AM
lol
yea its me.
im gettin a real laugh out of this.
but no rap songs now.
stay out of my way
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 4:17 AM
Who's the bigger nerd? The nerd or the nerd who mocks the nerd?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 6:52 PM
um. wat do u think?
if i was a nerd,i wouldnt b calling him a nerd would i?
i have out smarted u in every post! get a brain!
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Come on Lucas stop destroying the original trilogy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2004 11:39 AM
I have the original star wars trilogy with
no new scenes or effects like it as it premiere originally.I
recorded on tv the new
enhanced effects trilogy.but I prefer for Lucas just to get on
& finish the story.
or do a Star Wars series.I'll give you a new
Star Wars:Skywalker
Jedi Forces.
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RE: Come on Lucas stop destroying the original trilogy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2004 6:51 PM
omg.
r u da guy i beat up on queenstreet?
u should learn 2 keep ur mouth shut.
and YES im direoswald frm da other posts so stay out of my way!
dis is actually fun!
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RE: Come on Lucas stop destroying the original trilogy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 1:59 AM
You're obviously insecure. Embrace your desire to become a dtheatre aficionado and stop condemning those who have already achieved your dream. Furthermore, I work in a club (eleven50, Atlanta). FYI, genuine club goers can’t stand you, trust me. In fact, I can’t imagine anyone liking you. My advice: become educated. Your lack of intelligence stupefies us all. Read a book, a magazine at least (Maxim doesn’t count). Try Bukowski – he’ll definitely imbue you with his reasonable diction. If that doesn’t help, stop posting and stick to what you’re good at – getting rejected, throwing up, whatever... Regardless, we’ll be here, waiting to help you transcend into nerdom.
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RE: Come on Lucas stop destroying the original trilogy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 7:23 PM
huh?
im 13 and i rap 4 a club and get payed 15 bucks an hour by my uncle. man, i didnt understand wat u said just now.
dont speak nerd,speak english.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 11:24 PM
do u think that there will be another star wars trilogy after episode 3?
and can anyone tell me when episode 3 is coming out?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2004 3:24 PM
sectret window and johnny depp are so much better than anythin else
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2004 7:04 PM
i was on johhny depp.
im da boy. gettin a laugh out of the sluts! lol!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 2:56 AM
Does your uncle pay you for sexual pleasure by any chance? And don't just reply with "Maybe YOUR uncle pays YOU for sex" Like you always do, come on try to be a bit more original this time.
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Direoswald - Pretentious Little
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Posted by Philly77 (no) on February 23, 2004 4:07 AM
This Direoswald person is a pretentious little shit. A spoilt middle class ponce, who puts on a fake 'street' accent to try and hide his pampered beaugois upbringing. Fuck him and his Uncle.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 6:53 PM
who pays there uncle 4 sex? ur family? ohh... i get it now....
dude,i dont care if u think im fake, i told u to gimme ur msn and i could get out da web cam u idiot! u wanna c my gang? gimme ur friggin msn!
u should talk 2 da other nz stars wars geek i beat up, he waz gettin smart 2 us, cuz we had a cheap walkman.
dude, stay outta ma way, u dont believe me> fine,i didnt come on dis site 2 b fake. i came 2 piss nerds off. 20 mins a day on da com at skool wit my friends laughin their ases off at ur comments. honestly, who pays there uncle 4 sex? i dont do anythin queer. get it through ur head fag.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 6:44 AM
Thank you. You've just proved my point.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 6:50 AM
Why in the name of all that is holy would anyone want to give a retarded little shit like you their MSN? You want to set up a web cam so you can see us? Why? So you can have a wank over us or something?
direoswald: I dont no abut U but i dont wank over guys. now im gonna rap you cos im so cool.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:04 PM
dawg, da only reason i want ur msn is cuz u dont believe me, cant u read or somethin? hell,who would wanna wank over u?
ur mum and dad probably dj 4 a child porn site with stupid music.
if u shut up, den i wouldnt ask u 4 ur msn!
jesus christ, i dont want ur msn unless u want me 2 prove anything u think is fake up there!
and if i was gonna wank, i wouldnt do it in front of my gang.
i would show u da gang if u gave me ur msn.
just cuz u 2 poor 4 a web cam. hell,
im 13 and im outsmarting u. stupid morons.
go BAK AND RAP 4 DA WIGGLES.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 6:57 AM
I think pretty much everyone here can believe that you're 13 years old by the way you write so what exactly is it that you want to prove? That you've got friends? Why are you so desperate to prove to people thousands of miles away who you don't even know that you've got friends? Oh forget it, there's no getting through to you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:05 PM
dawg, if u read da other posts, u would know dat if a nerd like u mocks me, i laugh and get bak at dem.
really....
13 years old,and im outsmarting u.
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dudes, never piss the kid off again!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 11:39 PM
um, u better stop pissin him off,
he might come back with another rap song!
why dont we just leave him alone and hell go away,
right?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 3:50 AM
Yea, you're right. Besides he might come back and 'outsmart' us again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 7:30 PM
i have outsmated u u dumb ass, u try to ak me complicated questions and i anwer dem all
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 5:00 AM
Yes, the same way a retard would.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 7:16 PM
so ur sayin ur mums a retard? cuz retards cant speak. u know dat dont u? u live with one
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 8:32 AM
But retards can type as you're proving every time you post up a message here.
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RE: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:10 AM
a guy who surfs the net to read comments by 'nerds'?! sounds like a nerd to me (u muppet!!)!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:17 AM
how does one 'stay out of someones way' when they are on the internet?! i'm failing to understand your logic or your english for that matter!! u should have stayed in school lad!! Also, please enlighten me, what is 'the city'!? or where rather?! u seem to 'hang out' alot! why dont u get a job instead!? and by that i don't mean work in mcdonalds or burger king...although, in doing so, if i'm ever in 'the city', i'll pay u a visit, get fat and then shit in your face (sorry - it just bothers me when no name twats start on 'nerds' for no apparent reason!..by the by, does this, in effect, make me a mcdonald eating, shit...doing nerd!?)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:23 AM
13??!!? bloody hell!!! every1 should perhaps leave the little one alone for fear of making him cry, or wet himself...or both. god forbid he 'siks' his uncle onto any1! or mayb he'll just 'rap to us', or mayb even 'show us his gang' (shock horror)!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:24 AM
no more star wars trilogies please. thr original 3 were enough. The new ones are, well, poor to say the least. ep 3 release date may 05.
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RE: dudes, never piss the kid off again!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:28 AM
those were 'rap' 'songs'?! i see a fulfilling and lucrative career ahead fo this 13yr old 'gangsta'....heheheh...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:30 AM
eh?! wasn't it YOU who were asking others to speak in ENGLISH?! or is this some kind of cool new ghetto speak that i'm clearly unfamiliar with?! p.s: what on earth am i doing here!!!?!?!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 11:32 AM
retards can't speak?! but u clearly appear to b 'speaking' no (if indeed u r 'rapping', or do u just write your raps and then show people the piece of paper whilst bobbing your head up and down like a 'G'!?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 7:31 PM
dumb ass, if retards cant speak and im speaking dat dat clearly states im not a retard u retarded animal babie fag idiot clown fool hillbilly wannabe rapper/singer wiggles dj
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 1:00 AM
khilarious, big time man with all the right moves, always in the right place up in the city. Now what exactly makes you cooler then people that talk about stuff they enjoy. If I was to have to choose to be one of these, quoting you nerds, or a hip guy like you in the city who posts how nerdy these guys are and then gets excited about saomeone responding. To much. I was searching for the best version of the original trilogy, which was made 4,5,6 then 1,2,3 because the technology of special effects could not do 1,2,3 back then, plus marketing is all about doing things others have not yet done, such as make 4,5,6 then 1,2,3 in a series. If I wasn't always postring on the net for no good reason, I still would have had to make contact with a superior life form such as yourself, just so I could tell my grandchildren some day what kinds of people actually exist. I believe in psychology in college they taught that people that have to spend time trying to bring down others were just insecure about their own beliefes. Personally I find the spiritualistic feel of the Star Wars movies quite inmteresting, it mixes a part of our distand past shamanism and such, with our distant future where we will travel from star system to star system or didn't you know that eventually the sun will consume Mercury Venus and possibly earth, though it will be a blob of molten lava for most of the time. I believe movies about space are intentionally made to get young people interested in space so that one day we can get off this rock before we have deleted it of its natural resources such as water and oxygen, so that the human race may survive. Just some things for you to poke fun at. Have a nice day,
tyrecies
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 3:46 AM
Why don't you go quief or something?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 12:21 PM
r u talking to me? R U TALKING TO ME.....u couldnt b, cos ure a retard and apparantly retards cant speak!! hillbilly...ahahhaaaa......i dont c how that term could b possibly refer to me as i'm not even an american (and hillybilly is a term of american origin - muppet)!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 12:22 PM
wots a quief?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:40 PM
wat? u dont have 2 b a american 2 b a hillbilly!
friggin idiot, i cant undertand ur hillbilly language
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:42 PM
i told u u dumb ass munt, retards cant type so im not a retard.
by da way, if u could aford a cell phone then u could understand wat im sayin.
but clearly ur 2 poor. txt messaging language dumass!
like- da, u, 2, eg. stupid poor loser
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:43 PM
wat da hell IS a quief?
queer loser language.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2004 4:36 PM
im not comin on 2 dis post anymore. u can rply but im not gonna read it soooo, im da rapper frm nz by da way
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So we scared you off?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 8:16 AM
So i'm getting the last word? Cool. You sir, are a shit eating faggot who likes to have anal sex with animals while his parents videotape (and occasionally join in) makes his blind viral disease ridden girlfriend wear a strap-on and do him from behind and also has no education what so ever which explains why you can't spell or construct a simple sentence.
P.S. Your mom is like a rugby ball, she gets passed around so everyone can have a try.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 8:39 PM
i came bak 2 dis site 2 heck wat u replyed to me.
and i say,
i told u get a cell phone and learn 2 txt u poor loser!
im 13. wat makes u think i do dat kind of stuff.
and if i said i wasnt coming back, then y did u post back? u have got the lowest iq ever.
4 da lat time, just cuz i type dis way doesnt mean i talk dis way.
its called abbreviting u moron.
it take a shorter time to type and dats y i take 10 mins to type something dat would take u 30 minutes to type.
so get a cell phone, or is it that uve got one but its a bi brick from 7 years ago that cant send txt messages?
if u want me to spell properly den tell me u dumb idiot!
does me spelling incorrecly offend u or something?
actually, i Am spelling properly, its called 21st century spelling for people dat can afford cell phones.
ur moms so dumb dat wen da judge said "order" she said:
ill have a burger and coke
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i aint goin away anymore
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2004 1:28 PM
dat aint lame.
u cant come up with anything better can u?
no?
so shut up u loser.
that was only one bad line anyway, u peck at my mistakes like a starvin bird u loser. u cant rhyme so shut it.
my rhymes will make u ill if its u i dont kill someone from newzealand will and i will get u back in angies name,u just sit there and twirl spiral and spin till u hurl but this is all just a childish game
im only 13 but u all over me like hookers over gay men,y dont u pay gay men for sex with 10 yen,well i aint gay so cya amen, hell, u da ones makin me rap again
i aint gay so get ur gay ass away,u gonna end up with notin more to say , u gonna be a gay, 10 dollars a day,
stay at a gay club and never go away
all u can do is spot ONE bad line wen if u rapped ud have dem all da time, im tellin u now bitch gay sex is a crime, well break ur legs,arms face and your spine, and NO, i cant say fancy rhymes all da time
i aint goin away anymore, cuz u only type bak wen im gone u fag bitch fat hoar,
u probably buy ur jokes from a can in a store, ill leave u with cuts n bruises so u gonna feel sore,hey yo, its only wen i go that u start to roar
dont bother postin bak sayin i suck, i know u just want to stael the rhymes, go ahead and steal them, i made them up on da spot anyway,or is it cuz u dont want to admit dt a 13 year old cant rhyme better than u and ur just a lonely loser?
hahahahaha! next time u post bak ill b laughin my but off!~
if u tried to rap u would probably copy and paste obie trice or will smith like this other guy did on another post.
all u can do is pick out a few mistakes and u think dat im dumb cuz i use abbreviations
but really u just tryin to bum me out. one word out of 50, far out , get some friends, u wanna see my gang and me? i got a web cam to prove it and i can rap freestyle on msn, i aint no phony , u da phony, dis has taken me 10 minutes to type cuz of da abbreviations u call dumb cuz u cant afford a cell phone that cant send txt messages,
u spelling geek!
10 minutes to write all dis! u would take 30!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 7:56 AM
Evidently I wouldn't.
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Well welcome back Mr. Retard!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 8:04 AM
Oh man, you have got to be the lamest excuse for a retard I've ever seen, I bet you're one of those kids who sit on the bus playing with their crappy ringtones on their mobiles. Why don't you learn how to touch type then you wouldn't need to type as if you were texting and end up coming across to everyone as an illiterate fool.
P.S. If you don't actually know any momma jokes then don't try and make one up on the spot because they're always lame.
P.P.S. Your mom is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 4:39 PM
ur calling me a retard when u know im a kid who can afford a phone, wats touch typing? some way t txt 4 poor people?
u dont relise how famous u r in my school do u? i have copy and pasted this whole post and sent it to all my friends,and to some people i dont know with a message saying, retard thinks 13 year old kid who can afford phone and who can actually rap is a retard,
if u dont believe me, u can se the message and talk to the 47 people i sent it to, liksoong@hotmail.com,
ur makin us laugh. hard.
i dont expect to see post saying i cant rap when none of u are any better, im best friends with a nz rapper whos famous, u can even type his name in on google and look at his lyrics and then see him at my house on a webcam, your only humiliating yourself, all were here for is a laugh every now and then and that doesnt mean weve got notin else better to do cuz it only takes 10 minutes to type a message,
these momma jokes are from the people who got the messages that u sent,
Your mum is so poor, when someone stepped on a cigarette in your house she said,"who
turned off the heating?".
* Your mother's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
* Your mum's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
* Your mother's so stupid that when she swam accross the East
River, she got tired half way and swam back!
* Your mother's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because
she wanted to make up her mind.
* Your mum's so dumb she stole free cheese.
* Your mother's so dumb she asked for a price check at the $2 shop.
* Your mother's so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV
she asked "What color?"
* Your mum's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* Your mother's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
* Your mum's so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle.
* Your mum's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see
what was on the other side.
* Your mother's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Your mother's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
* Your mother's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and
died of starvation.
* Your mother's so dumb, when the sign said "Don't Walk",
she froze and got hit by a bus.
* Your mother's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
* Your mum's so dumb, on the job application where it said "sign
here,"she wrote quot;Aquarius."
* Your mother's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
* Your mother's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
* Your mother's so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer
to keep the refrigerator cold.
* Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she
ran outside with a spoon
* Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just
to make-up her mind
* Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
* Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
* Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
* Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
* Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
* Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable
tv shows at home.
* Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus,
she took the 22 twice instead.
* Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
* Yo momma so stupid she had surgery on her butt and the
doctor removed her brain.
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* Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
* Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What
a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
* Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
* Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
* Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out
for Star Wars.
* Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn
off the surveillence cameras
* Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
* Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
* Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
* Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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* Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
* Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
* Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
* Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
* Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
* Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
* Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
* Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
* Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
* Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
* Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to
lick other people's fingers!!!
* Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
* Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
* Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
* Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
* Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
* Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
* Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
* Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
* Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
* Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now
everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
* Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
* Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
* Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
* Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
* Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
* Yo momma so flat the walls are jealous
* Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
* Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
* Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
* Yo momma twice the man you are.
* Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
* Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
thats from a LOT of people, some of them are made up and some are copy and pasted, about 50/50 i reckon,
please post back! your our best source of entertainment
ps: we actually MEAN those jokes, ur mum is dumb cuz she gave birth to u
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Well welcome back mr fag balls!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 4:40 PM
ur calling me a retard when u know im a kid who can afford a phone, wats touch typing? some way t txt 4 poor people?
u dont relise how famous u r in my school do u? i have copy and pasted this whole post and sent it to all my friends,and to some people i dont know with a message saying, retard thinks 13 year old kid who can afford phone and who can actually rap is a retard,
if u dont believe me, u can se the message and talk to the 47 people i sent it to, liksoong@hotmail.com,
ur makin us laugh. hard.
i dont expect to see post saying i cant rap when none of u are any better, im best friends with a nz rapper whos famous, u can even type his name in on google and look at his lyrics and then see him at my house on a webcam, your only humiliating yourself, all were here for is a laugh every now and then and that doesnt mean weve got notin else better to do cuz it only takes 10 minutes to type a message,
these momma jokes are from the people who got the messages that u sent,
Your mum is so poor, when someone stepped on a cigarette in your house she said,"who
turned off the heating?".
* Your mother's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
* Your mum's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
* Your mother's so stupid that when she swam accross the East
River, she got tired half way and swam back!
* Your mother's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because
she wanted to make up her mind.
* Your mum's so dumb she stole free cheese.
* Your mother's so dumb she asked for a price check at the $2 shop.
* Your mother's so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV
she asked "What color?"
* Your mum's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* Your mother's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
* Your mum's so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle.
* Your mum's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see
what was on the other side.
* Your mother's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Your mother's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
* Your mother's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and
died of starvation.
* Your mother's so dumb, when the sign said "Don't Walk",
she froze and got hit by a bus.
* Your mother's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
* Your mum's so dumb, on the job application where it said "sign
here,"she wrote quot;Aquarius."
* Your mother's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
* Your mother's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
* Your mother's so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer
to keep the refrigerator cold.
* Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she
ran outside with a spoon
* Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just
to make-up her mind
* Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
* Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
* Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
* Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
* Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
* Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable
tv shows at home.
* Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus,
she took the 22 twice instead.
* Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
* Yo momma so stupid she had surgery on her butt and the
doctor removed her brain.
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* Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
* Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What
a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
* Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
* Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
* Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out
for Star Wars.
* Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn
off the surveillence cameras
* Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
* Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
* Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
* Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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* Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
* Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
* Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
* Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
* Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
* Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
* Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
* Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
* Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
* Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
* Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to
lick other people's fingers!!!
* Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
* Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
* Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
* Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
* Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
* Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
* Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
* Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
* Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
* Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now
everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
* Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
* Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
* Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
* Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
* Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
* Yo momma so flat the walls are jealous
* Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
* Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
* Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
* Yo momma twice the man you are.
* Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
* Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
thats from a LOT of people, some of them are made up and some are copy and pasted, about 50/50 i reckon,
please post back! your our best source of entertainment
ps: we actually MEAN those jokes, ur mum is dumb cuz she gave birth to u
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 10:58 AM
Dude, you just posted all that shit twice and you just copied and pasted all those momma jokes off another website.
Also, why do you think I'd care if you showed all my posts to your gang of little friends? Do you think I'd be upset that lots of people at your school would read them? Listen moron, this is the internet, millions of people all over the world can look at the messages on this board and I can tell you right now that the only one making a fool out of himself is you.
Goodbye, although I know you're going to spend the next five hours scratching your head trying to think up a response and then another five hours typing it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 8:03 PM
ude, i take 10 minute to type dis shit in and 5 mins to think about it, i dont spend all day wondering wat ill say on dthetre at school dipshit, im gettin da last word huh?
ill take it serious, various artist delirious, suffering from a lack of hearing us. Got my rhythm sussed for those who don't give a fuck, I do, and my whole crew is out to get you, and wreck you, disrespect you, disconnect you, left in seperate components in a state to complex to, ever step to what I consider intellectual, fuck you, wack rappers always sounding sexual. I rock, acapella, beat box, instrumental, when in your mental, I invade like oriental, move with ninja steps, online like internet, the phunkrepublic, hiphop, I'm loving it.
i rapped from 2001, my story's just begun, uh, You never hung in the streets where I'm from, We get ill with the lyrical, rela- individual, Every syllable, every metaphorical visual.
Scribe original next level shit for you to listen to, lyricism is vision, what I'm spitting is peripheral. Not the stereotypical type of individual, 8 bars, 8 flows, suppose I had tentacles. Rip the mic like I'm meant to do, come off like Imperial Mint fresh, my aerial view keeping me ahead of you, instead of you they're picking the Scribe, live, incredible, unforgettably phat, yo suckers looking edible.
You ain't got the feel, your shit just don't appeal, to the underground, had to be feeling when it's real, so [why's if he Scribe survives???], check it, are we live? Put me on your tape, I'll take a minute just devour. Off my mic, I like to ignite, philosophy, you're dead like old battery, naturally, I disagree with the purpose of your whole anatomy, had to be, want to battle me, come in packs of three, you can witness first hand my style, stabbing you rapidly. Reactively we, break MCs from Anthony to Zachary, and if you're not backing me, you're lacking me, constantly distracting me, trying to cause anarchy in my faculty, got beef? I eat it like pork, snap it like crackling. Picture like curves, you won't even know whats be happening, rhyme reflect reality, some MCs still imagining, so don't blame me why your style never changed, I stayed dope, lyically killing the cells in your brain.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2004 4:33 AM
Do you actually think that anybody can be bothered enough to read everything you type? You're just wasting your time you'd be better off just typing blah blah blah blah blah blah for pages and pages.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2004 6:58 PM
ur a fag. ur familys a fag. u dont read wat i say right? so dont reply!
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Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 23, 2004 6:55 AM
Ok, I've been reading through your posts for a while and I think that you're now taking this a bit too far. You know how I hacked into your user account, well if you carry on abusing people on this site then I'll download a bunch of gay porn websites onto you're computers hard drive. You don't want people to think that you're into that kind of stuff do you?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2004 8:43 PM
right. i thought i got rid of u ages ago. my twin right??? yes!! now im gonna report this! right after i do these messages:
yo,im bak again so lets get started, first ill ask u a question, r u retarded?
copy and pasting will smith songs,ud be better off writing kidie sing alongs!
i keep growin,i keep flowin , keep showin mcs how to raise the bar, im still writin im still fightin and we cant turn bak now bcuz we came so far
lay low n stay low cuz ill blow like nitro, ill radiate u and make ur ass go, boom
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Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 24, 2004 7:25 AM
Okay, this is your last chance, stop the abuse or everyone you know is going to find gay porn on your hard drive.
Oh, and I wouldn't go around telling people you're going to make their ass go boom, they might take it the wrong way.
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RE: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
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Posted by raydcons (raydcons@yahoo.com) on March 24, 2004 12:02 PM
Bravo! Intellegent and insightful.
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RE: I'm warning you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2004 8:19 PM
everyone i know knows i dont look at dat stuff. and wat r u doin wit gay porn anyway?
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Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 30, 2004 12:10 PM
I don't have any gay porn but I can put links to your hard drive so it looks like you've been looking at it.I don't want to do it man but if you insist on carrying on like this then you leave me no choice. Whatever you say, I'm sure you don't want gay porn on your computer.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2004 9:35 PM
huh? links? u know, i dont wanna spend 10 minute rapping again so y dont we call it a truce?
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To 13 year old NZ kid!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2004 7:08 AM
Hey New Zealand kid! Did you know that there's loads of people taking the piss out of you in the "Talentless Shitbag to Direct THE GREEN HORNET" topic?
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Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 4, 2004 9:40 PM
thnx tellin me.im dealin wit dem now. u made my day.
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RE: To the 13 year old NZ kid
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2004 9:13 AM
Dance.
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