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Posted by bizunas (No Email) on December 1, 2004 5:45 AM
it is not comment.im want that somebody will help my write movies review.firstly im live in lithuania and in english lesson im must write review about some film(im must write whay that film my likes, and not likes)but dont know how to write?firstly if im will write himself i will stay elotow grama mistakes and my will be very bad....its only one chans save my term.its must be 120-180 words. if who can help my please write review into my e-mail bizunas12@yahoo.com
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2004 8:21 AM
Okay, what you need to do is spend five pages saying how you like to have sex with donkeys and then the next five pages saying "Hello my girlfriend!!! HA HA HA!" over and over again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 3:32 AM
Copy this me old Lithuasian friend.
A film which I have seen recently is Kill Bill Vol 1. I loike it lot because it has some very excellent fight scenes between the main star Uma Thurman and many other characters.
The film it self is a tribute to early 1970's and 1980's kung- -fu film. It also has references to Japanese Amnime which I enjoyed.
This is added to Tarintion (the director) unique approach to film makeing. This includes his flash back scenes.
Howevder because of the very violence in the film it may not suitable for everyone to watch and also it is only one half of the film Kill Bill Vol2 obviously being the second half and watching both of these films back to back as they were originally intended would run well into 4 hours long not making it easy viewing.
The film also makes a marked departure from Quentin Tarintionos normal witty diualouge favoring instead all out action.
Despite this the film holds together as a sound revenge story with a clear tribbute played to the Hong Kong film industry
I would give this film 8/10.
I have included the odd speling and gramatical mistake because other wise it would be obvious you copied the review.
I suggest you learn some more English and m watch the film because you will be in the shit if your teacher asks you about it and you haven't.
Hope this is useful.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 3:36 AM
I don't know why I'm doing this but what the hell..
A bit of basic grammer i'm is short for I am the ' signaling that a letter has been ommitted.
Thus the sentence "im Live in lithuania" makes no sense. It should be "I live in Lithuania" Not I am live in Lithuania.
If you wanted to say that you woulkd have to say "I am livING in Lithuania"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 3:54 AM
Also ....
It isn't help my it is help me.
The reason is that my would refer to an object or person or action that isn't you, For example "Help my sister"
or "help my dog" or
help me with MY home work.
Wheras you should say in this case Help me.
If your asking question COULD is a very useful word as it cuts out all the crap.
Example you said "im want that somebody will help my write movies review."
You should have said I'm wanting someone to help me write my movie review.
Easier still, "Could someone help me write my movie reveiw?" REMEMBER A QUESTION NEEDS A QUESTION MARK (???????)
Also add please to the end of a question as it is more polite "Could someone help me write a movie review please?"
Saying "I want" is actually quite impolite.
I don't know if they have a space bar in Lithusania but use it if you do after sentences e.g "I want this.give it now" is wrong it should be "I want this. Give it now"
In fact it sahould be "I would like that please. Could you give it here".
This version is more polite and grammatically more correct.
"firstly if im will write himself i will stay elotow grama mistakes and my will be very bad...."
This sentence is a mess so I won't go through it all in detail as it would take too long but....
It should be "Firstly if I write it myself there will be a lot of grammer mistakes and it will be very bad"
Very few words end in "a" most will be "er" use er if in doubt
as in NOT gramma but grammer
or butter not butta"
or plaster not plasta
and so on.
I hope that helped.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 8:56 AM
Dude, what the fuck? Just shut up.
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Posted by Charley (charley@dtheatre.com) on December 2, 2004 1:26 PM
Before you start "helping" someone who is apparently trying to learn the language, you may want to learn to spell GRAMMAR.
Also, a person such as yourself who gets irritated by misused punctuation might want to look in to how many dots belong in an ellipsis.
I could go on, but I might make a grammatical or syntactic error and then we'll begin a never-ending spiral of off-topic drivel. Suffice it to say, nobody's perfect, especially not you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2004 5:37 AM
Hey calm down man I wasn't getting irritated at his Grammar I was just trying to help as opposed to critise. Any way a few "deliberate" mistakes adds credibility to any copied work, eh em.
Yalking of off topic posting you didn't actually comment about the star war pictures (which look cool) so shut you face you monkey loving turd bucket
To the Lithusanian guy, Monkey Loving Turd Bucket is a typical insult used in the English language depicting a self opinionated arsehole who would prefer to show off his own pedantic knowledge of a language without displaying any intellegence or imagination and whose response is wildely indignant. In short the phrase describes Charley or alternativly a twat.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2004 1:56 PM
Get thee to a nunnery!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2004 3:12 AM
ANYWAY the photos look good so it looks like a pretty huge space battle no doubt with some light sabre fight going on inside one of the ships.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2004 8:08 AM
haha. thats the first comment i've read that actually deals with the photo.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 1:57 AM
Indeed. The ships look pretty cool is there a lot of space wreckage in the photo? In the original star wars the ships did just get completly obliterated when destroyed.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 4:06 AM
I agree with Sherlock there; this looks like a photo of some sort of space battle.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 6:13 AM
I don't understand your point Watson....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2004 5:18 AM
Someone's stolen the tent.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2004 6:33 AM
Right fair enough. Look So who is actually going to be fighting in this battle the new Emperor and who...the Jedi?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2004 8:00 AM
The big robot general guy probably.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 5:55 AM
I am a representative for Lucasfilm LTD.
Please remove this news story/images immediately or you will be receiving a cease and desist letter and if you don’t comply with that we will shut down your site.
Thank You and Have a Good Day
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on December 14, 2004 2:11 PM
I'm gonna assume you're not from Lucasfilms LTD and let this story run because you have made no effort to contact an editor via email like every other studio including Lucasfilms has in the past.
Thank you for your lack of interest in our site.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 3:54 AM
I am a representative for Jack
Please remove this shit message/crap immediately or you will be receiving a cease and desist letter and if you don’t comply with that we will shut down your ass.
Thank You and Have a Good Day
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2004 7:27 PM
Vete al diablo cabrón
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2004 4:26 AM
And an ooga booga to you too.
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