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Is Steven Segal Half Past Dead?
By Unknown on November 15, 2002 10:16 AM

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What if they reopened Alcatraz? What if they tried to graft a personality onto Steven Seagal? What if they tried both in the same movie?

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what is better?

Posted by Yakobusan (spam@mysan.de) on November 17, 2002 8:31 AM

the funny critic or the PG-13 rating of a seagal movie? ;)

RE: what is better?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2002 5:15 AM

Sounds like 'The Rock' to me, only crap.

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