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"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard." -- Dr. Strangelove |
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 Ashton Kutcher As Batman
By Loath on June 20, 2003 10:42 AM
 Yes, you heard me right. E! Online reports that Ashton Kutcher is rumored to be set to star in Batman directed by Christopher Nolan.
The That 70s Show star was originally tested for Superman when Brett Ratner was still slated as director. Kutcher seemed to want Batman over Superman and is now close to being announced as the lead in the flick to be directed by Christopher Nolan.
In his own words from Dude, Where's My Car?, "I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe." We can only hope.
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RE: Obligatory Quote
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on June 20, 2003 8:55 PM
And if the other guy plays Robin: "Sweet, bat-dude!"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 7:19 AM
The horror, the horror!
So what is this, he doesn't make the cut for Superman, so he gets Batman instead? Since when is the Dark Knight a consolation prize???
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2003 7:12 AM
I don't even *remember* Superman IV. Who was the villian in that one, Bill Cosby?
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on June 22, 2003 7:04 PM
Gene Hackman as Luthor created a solar powered guy with atomic capabilities. Kinda a bad Firestorm.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 8:11 AM
And since both of them were worse than poking your eyes out with a flaming hot poker.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 6:52 AM
DEAR GOD SAY IT ISN'T SO! What is gonna be called? Batman "The Teen Years"?
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RE: Kelso as Batman?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 3:33 PM
No. Most likley Batman: Year One.
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RE: Kelso as Batman?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 8:07 PM
More like Batman: Year Done. Franchise-killer, dude.
Hell, I'd rather see Kelso play Batmite!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 8:43 AM
I guess Fez will be Robin?
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