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 Mob Extorts $700,000 From Steven Segal
By Jack on July 18, 2002 3:03 PM
Ahh, a good old fashioned headline...
Everyone knows I love to pick on Steven Segal, but he just keeps asking for it. Unless you really think he's the reincarnation of a Tibetan lama you'll have to agree that when he's not doing JuJitsu he's got stuff to talk about.
WENN Reports:
New documents filed in court by federal prosecutors allege that members of the Gambino crime family attempted to extort hundreds of thousands of dollars from Steven Seagal. The Associated Press quoted unnamed investigators as saying that Seagal eventually agreed to pay $700,000 to the mob. Neither Seagal nor his attorney would comment on the latest allegation.
Doesn't Segal usually kick all their asses in the movies?
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on July 19, 2002 12:35 PM
tehy threated him with saying to teh public that he could never beat tehm like he does in his movies.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2002 3:04 PM
If you savor credibility
,you would do well to
learn to spell.
What an embarrassment you must be to your parents. P.K.
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on July 19, 2002 1:41 PM
Yes, he will kick ass, but he usually has to get beaten up first. (I think it's a Hulk Hogan thing).
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Posted by Steven Segal (HarmonyMaster@zenstate.org) on July 22, 2002 12:18 PM
It is not a lughing matter when yuor family is threatened by criminals. I did what I had to do, life is not an action movcie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 24, 2002 10:10 AM
MORON ... Nobody thinks Steven Seagal is reading this.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2002 9:29 AM
the Taliban sides with you guys, we too laugh at Stevies misfortune. Ha ha.
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Posted by Skullfire (skullfire@clarinmail.com) on July 30, 2002 10:12 AM
Be careful! Steve will kick Taliban assess in the next Under Siege.
On a plane, of course.
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Posted by johngotti (papagorgio@Aol.com) on January 21, 2003 2:06 AM
Look at the movie "Above the Law". S.S. is receeding like mad in his hairline but now he has this black patch of silly hair on his head that looks like it was traced with a "sharpie". That must be why he wears those gay scarves all the time(in between treatments). I figured ya out, ya rat bastard! Maybe he is preparing for his new life in the Witness Relocation Program??? YAYYY!!!! No more crappy Seagal movies!!!!!!*throws confetti*
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2003 6:23 AM
What a bunch of f*ckin knobs
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2003 8:26 AM
YOU ARE RIGHT,THIS IS ONE NUTTY GUY AND AS FAR AS BEEN A 7TH DEGREE BLACK BELT, HE MUST HAVE BOUGHT THE CERTIFICATE. A LAMA, HA,HA,HA. WHAT A REDICULOUS PERSON.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2003 2:06 PM
You are all a bunch of idiots complaning about someone thats actually accomplished something in his life. Once you have accomplished as much as this man has then you can start complaining.
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