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New Reign of Fire Trailer Online
By Jack on July 5, 2002 12:18 PM
Rotten Tomatoes has the new trailer for Reign of Fire, the new Action/Sci-Fi Dragon film starring Matthew McConaughey and Christian Bale.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2002 1:10 PM
This movie will burn up the box office and kick ass all over the summer!
Do I hear a "What, what!"
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And now a moment of truce...
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on July 5, 2002 9:33 PM
I agree with you 100% (Hey, where is that guy??) I talked to someone this week that has seen an advance and they said it was f*cking awesome. They figure $200 million easy.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2002 10:05 AM
You know it, OS. It would have been nice if Di$ney got off its ass and promoted this flick beyond some last minute commecial blocks.
Reign of Fire has all of the keys of any successful franchise out there right now.
We shall see next Monday what they'll do with it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2002 10:09 AM
If you want to see some pathetically funny sh*t, check out the post site on Rotten tomatoes.com regarding this movie.
There are some really precious moments by people feeling dragons are being discriminated against.
Dragon magic is the strongest magic! How can they be beat by modern humans." And sh*t like that. It's a laugh a minute!
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on July 8, 2002 10:39 AM
They seem to be cranking it up now, I kind of like the last minute approach rather than getting sick of seeing it over and over and over.
We shall wait and see what happens.
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Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on July 6, 2002 2:28 AM
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2002 6:20 AM
you forgot boo boo kiddie f*ck! ;D
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Posted by England (No Email) on July 8, 2002 7:59 AM
Original:
If you and probably a few others are wondering where the hell are 100% AMERICAN, Power Trip, Fred Hater, Indiana, and about 75 other posters that used to dwell on this site and debate digital entertainment while waring with each other, then you need only remember one classic former poster: Union Jackie. He was challenged by some new jacks and clones to a flame war, and upon posting had one of his posts changed by another user. He sent out a massive e-mail to just about everyone including myself, that stated: If our posts can be changed then we certainly cannot trust this site, and just like a virgin on prom night, every great old timer disappeared. Jack fixed the security problem, but it was too late, and now the only cadre left are the dregs of what was once a robust lot. Dorks like Moose, South America Shemp, Skullfire a.ka. Jet Lie, and Dyer Maker. This site has become as pathetic as the Simpsons but with less characters. Union Jackie made this place his b!tch. Perhaps one day some cool guys will return.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2002 8:11 AM
I really like your metaphor via the Simpsons, that show was once awesome, but now blows. I miss the trouble makers like: TINY, Red, Fred Hater, Power-Trip, Axeman, Twan, Marky Mark, Jet Li, and Movie God. This site went from exciting to really boring. I used to be really excited to read the retort from one poster to another. There was a whole team of Nazi Shemps that attacked 100% AMERICAN for almost 3 months, it was like pro wrestling, eventually lots of others came to his aid. 100% & Fred Hater were sort of like a tag team when battling various Shemp teams, like the Shemp Union and U.K. Brigade and the Down Under Posse. That was great stuff, really fun, I loved it. But all good things must come to an end.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2002 8:16 AM
Yeah that was awesome. 100% AMERICAN must have had 30 clones of him: 101%, 200% ect. Spider Shemp was accused of being gay, and he took it really badly, and Fred Hater acquired his name from hating the Flinstones. He really hated that show. My favorite poster was Movie God.
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on July 8, 2002 5:26 PM
Fredhater hated everything that existed. I don't think I had ever seen a positive post from him.
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on July 8, 2002 1:39 PM
Oh sh*t, the shemps are having sex with each other. Does Union Jackie know that his bitches are cheating on him?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2002 10:00 AM
Shut the f*ck up mooser! Its obvious I'm a super duper gay homosexual. Mr "moose@dtheatre.com".
Not only is posting as a shemp when you have a nick pretty low but that is some f*cked up sh*t to pull by making me suck your gigantic horsecock. You may not like it but be a man---try to be what you think a man should be. Becasue you're not even close.
Someone got a little too close to the truth about you did they. but I sure did love sucking on your gigantic wang!!!
Jack should keep you away from all electronics and put a toilet brush in your hand instead.
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on July 9, 2002 11:14 AM
What a sad little boy!
1. I have never changed any posts. (I do not need to). I just give sad f**ks like you enough rope to hang themselves....... and bingo!
2. You are sadest of all! Either you don't have a nick at all, (so sad), or you do the same thing. Bit of "the pot calling the kettle black". At least I use my nick when I have something important to say. (I suppose you would too, if you ever said anything important that is).
3. Jack is not, and never has been my boss.
*Distant sound* (Still know where I live now?).
The person who changed the post no longer uses this site. Maybe your master UJ forgot to tell you that, eh, bitch?
Guess that makes you a stupid a$$hole now, doesn't it? (But we knew that already, didn't we?).
Here endeth the lesson. You are (again) dismissed.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2002 12:52 PM
Sure is fancy talk you got here, mooser. Still doesn't make you any less of a cacksucking jerk. You can pin your wishes and past transgressions on anyone you like but you won't change the fact that you have a hankering for threatening people with their own IP addresses as they post on this site.
You must think people here are dumber than you. Whether or not they see it makes little difference to me. You are a hack, always were always will be. You are a punk sh*t grubber and you live up the ass of every hard working dedicated American.
Better or worse, accept it. And say you're sorry and you promise to never do it again. If you have the stones you will.
We're waiting...
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on July 9, 2002 2:09 PM
I don't think people are dummer than me, just you are. You call me names and rude words because you have nothing clever to say. Kinda sad really.
AGAIN I must give you a lesson! (This is boring). I never threatened anyone. I said that I knew that several users had the same IP. They/he denied it, (they/he lied), so I published the IP one number at a time to prove a point untill they/he accepted that I was speaking the truth. I was fully aware that they would concede before I published the entire IP. Is this what you mean Mr. "I can see your IP and I know where you live"?
Holy crap, you make this so easy!
Anyway, what do you want me to say sorry for? Kicking your ass? I can't say sorry for that because:
a. You deserve it.
b. You enjoy it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2002 3:02 PM
The words sad and sorry,/I> fit your description quite well, mooser.
Quite frankly you couldn't wordsmith your way out of a wet paper bag. I'm impressed by you're constant flurry of misspelled words though. "Dummer" That's a riot.
You sure do spool out that proverbial "rope" too. I'm guessing its the same stuff your mother used to hang herself after she saw that her experiments in beastiallity produced you.
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on July 10, 2002 3:26 AM
html too hard for you?
*Distant sound*
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2002 12:01 PM
Well, it was correct when I posted it yesterday, mooser I wonder whoever could have changed it, a--hole.
And since you have such a sh*tty memory let us remind everyone that you gleefully threatened to report that clone's IP address to his company's ISP if he didn't leave you alone.
Not quite as innocent as you pretend to be are you girly-boy.
You are such a wannabe. I really get a charge out of knocking your fat ass in the dirt. Please post again so I can have some more fun!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2002 1:25 PM
And you don't have to do this on all of your posts, mooser:
*distant sound*
We can already solidly imagine you crouched in a corner, whimpering and sucking your, ahem, "thumb".
However, now that I think of it, keep it up. It is a funny picture. Thanks for the embellishment, cumguzzler.
Also, I am a gay cocksucking assmaster! And I LOVE the cock!
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on July 11, 2002 10:01 AM
Yes, I've already worked out that you are.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 11, 2002 3:56 PM
That's cute, mooser! tacking on the lasat bit must have taken you hours to come up with. And you guys are stumped as to why no one likes you.
That took the hit rate right back to zero again, mooser. Maybe you ought to consider rewriting all of the posts if you're not able to take some heat for your past transgressions.
You are one pitiful son of a bitch. Thanks for joining me in the gutter. I gave you every opportunity to come clean, to rise above it and put a little honor back in you nick and you sh*t on it. You are even dumber than you look.
Live with it, you dishonorable sad little f*ck.
Burn, DT, burn!
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on July 12, 2002 5:14 AM
Oh, good try! Now you reached the lowest point. (Know you couldn't win huh?).
Jack has logs of who does what on this site and from where.
The others here know that no-body has done as you claim, you are just a dork!
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on July 8, 2002 10:41 AM
Thanks for the history lesson England.
Are they still out there watching?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2002 10:18 AM
Not unitl jack cuts mooser's hands off. He won't need them to clean the toilets. You know, with all of that licking and all.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2002 10:01 AM
Looks like wonko is running down his favorites of the 31 flavors.
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