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"Only the suppressed word is dangerous." -- Ludwig Börne
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 Crocodile Dundee, The Revenge
By Jack on January 30, 2001 12:45 PM
Gasp! Gag! Oh the horror! We all knew the day would come, but did it have to be so soon? We all accept that there are good, ideas for films, and there are bad ideas for films. But, much like a fat chick in a bikini, there are some things SO terrible that they shouldn’t even be mentioned aloud. The return of Mick Dundee falls nicely into this category.
As the new promotional poster will attest Crocodile Dundee in LA looks just as bad as it sounds with Paul Hogan resurrecting the fearless bushman for one last caper. Sporting the same clothes as his last appearance in 1988, we can look forward to more "priceless" fish-out-of-water tomfoolery as Dundee returns to the US to investigate a murder. Tracking down the culprit the intrepid Aussie is led to a movie studio in Hollywood. All we can say is "Please… make it stop".
Brought to you by the Ack, Get It Off Me Department.
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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on January 30, 2001 12:43 PM
yeah i had the same impression when I heard of it on the Golden Globes. The horror, the horror.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2001 2:17 PM
I liked the first 2 Croc movies. But then, I usually like what everyone else doesn't. I'm looking forward to the Revenge.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2001 2:26 PM
You've got to be kidding me... did someone drop you when you were a baby?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2001 4:48 AM
YOURS IS OBVIOUSLY EMPTY!
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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on January 30, 2001 2:30 PM
i liked them too. my problem is: those were the only movies that he was really successful in. he's had to resort to doing Subaru Outback commercials(as Mick Dundee), and what? 10-15 years later, he's donning the role of who else? Mick Dundee. The character that "made" Paul Hogan. It's a bit on the pathetic side.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2001 4:55 PM
Touche!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2001 5:29 PM
Evidently, you don't know a whole lot about Paul Hogan, he is probably Australia's most well known native celebrity. He has had many, many television programs over the years and is considered extremely popular there as well as many other parts of the world. Now, you have a bit of knowledge, don,t think you are dangerous. People should take the time to learn a bit of what they are attempting to sound intelligent about.
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Posted by dygit (jamesbond@007.com) on February 1, 2001 5:02 PM
I'll conceed to the fact that the first movie had a certain novel charm to it. The second, however, wasn't even worth the celuloid consumed to capture it. I certainly hope it surprises us all with its quality, after all I think Paul Hogan would be a fun guy to hang out with. But as it is, I can think of only one thing worse than this sounds: The Son of Crocodile Dundee.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2001 7:55 PM
Perhaps he'll stick his thumb in someone's bumhole. Perhaps he'll stick his thumb in his own bumhole. What does the real crochunter have to say about all this tallywag?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2001 7:57 PM
Croiky!! Stick me thumb in 'is butt'ole!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2001 4:45 AM
i THINK THIS WA A VERY ENTERTAINING MOVIE. IT WAS LIKE BY 90%, YOU HAVE NO TASTE, JUST BAD. BETTER THAN ALL THAT BLOOD CUSHING FOUL MOUTH TALK CRAP THAT IS OUT NOW. CANT'T WE SELL ANYTHING BETTER THAN THAT , NO WONDER THERE IS MORE CRIME, OUR CHILDREN ARE BECOMING IMMUNE TO ALL GORE.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2001 11:10 AM
Don't you mean
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2001 7:15 PM
f*cking idiots.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2001 10:41 AM
Crocodile Dundee kicks arse. Even if it sucks, it's still Mick Dundee. Any man who fishes with dynamite is ok in my book.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2001 9:51 PM
First off, you people know nothing of Paul Hogan. He is Australia's biggest celeb. (And do not mention Mel Gibson, as he is not a native Aussie!)Better this than the garbage that has been released, eg:I know what you did last blah, blah blah. Was I the only one who believes that The Flintstones was not crying out to be made live action? And now we have Scooby Doo on the horizon...Christ on crutches! Is this truly the level to which we have dropped????? Ok, you just continue living your snobby, upper-crust wanna be lives, leave the truly entertaining stuff to those who want to see it and stop trying to appear haughty and superior to a few plain old belly laughs. If you don't want to see movies like this, STAY HOME! Simple when someone explains it to you, huh? Jesus....simpletons....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2001 6:28 PM
Australia's biggest celeb? Come on now, even though I like him and his movies and his subaru commercials, I still can't believe that he is Australia's biggest celeb!
What about Guy Pearce??????????? Or the Australian band...... Dammit I hate it when I forget names..........
Anyway ya get the idea.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2001 12:47 AM
or Russel Crowe?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2001 5:46 PM
Exactly!
BTW, does anyone know who gets killed? His girlfriend or what? What could possibly be the reason for that character to go back to LA??????????
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2001 5:31 PM
Maybe you mean The Oils? AKA Midnight Oil. Those guys are still kicking ass after all these years.
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