Ace Ventura Jr. Trailer Online.. I'm gonna be sick

By Jack November 24, 2008 1:03 PM

Fuck! I'm sorry God. Had I known that smoking pot and masturbating would have brought this on us, maybe I wouldn't have done it so much. Oh death, I await your cold embrace.

The entirely unnecessary Ace Ventura spin off, Ace Ventura Jr. (or Ace Ventura 3) awaits to gouge your eyeballs out of their bleeding sockets January 27th, 2009 and you can't wait.

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I'm speechless   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2008 5:56 AM

I can just imagine some studio exec saying "Hmmmmm, you know what would make a great movie? If we got some fat kid to dress up and do a really lame Ace Ventura impression for and hour and a half... CINEMATIC GOLD BABY!!!"

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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on November 26, 2008 1:19 PM

Genius isn't it? You'll be happy to know that the studios were only required to spend a petty $7.5 million dollars on this cinematic masterpiece. God bless Hollywood!

nufsaid.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2008 3:39 PM

without jim carey this nothign. k?

RE: nufsaid.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2008 12:29 PM

What the fuck! me and my friends used to dress up and do this kind of lame shit years ago with my dads camcorder.

Now it's an actual movie?! 7.5 million may not be much of a movie budget in this day and age but for fucks sake... I can think of alot of better things to do with that kind of money.

Anyway, didn't Ace Ventura come out in like 1993 or something? The target audience for this piece of shit can't have been born till about five years after the original came out!

Having said all that though... this still looks better than Disaster Movie.

ace   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2008 3:39 AM

why the fuck use a fat kid!!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2008 7:32 AM

b/c everyone knows fat kids r funny, thats why i take a little time out of every day to stop, point at a fat kid and laugh.

RE: ace   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2008 11:37 AM

I'm laughing at you cupcake!

                  - RED

RE: ace   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2008 10:45 AM

i do enjoy a bow of cupcakes now and again, whats your point, slim.

total shite   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2009 1:44 AM

this film will bomb,what a piece of crap