STAR WARS KID Back, Needs Your Help?!

By Wind(up)bird April 3, 2006 5:53 AM

Remember the Star Wars kid? That stocky little kid whose basement light saber fight fantasy video was put online by friends (bullies in his school, actually), whose video went on to become an internet (and cultural) legend. Well, the kid is graduating high school now, he's lost weight, and the bullies are still fucking with him. Click on to read more.

Here's one of many Star Wars Kid sites. The amount of different versions is nutty. Poor kid. Read about the kids problems here.

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Pathetic reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:11 AM

Suing bullies? If he's in the Air Force he should be able to handle himself by now. Get some alone time with them and take out the trash, and tell your Ma to stop fighting your battles, you'll never be a man till you can stand on your own two feet.

RE: Pathetic reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:57 AM

In the article, the guy who's lost weight and joined the airforce isn't the Star Wars kid. I think that bullying's one thing but if that kid was stupid enough to film himself doing something so insanely nerdy then he's got no right to go crying when someone puts it on the net and everyone starts laughing at him. It's your own damn fault you fat fuck.

RE: Pathetic reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 3:03 PM

Don't sugarcoat it kid, tell'em straight.

What movie?

RE: Pathetic reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 4:12 PM

We've all done embaressing things that we regret, unfortunately for that kid his moment was posted on the internet and he became the laughing stock of the world. Still, it's hardly the same as getting beat up everyday for your lunch money is it?

RE: Pathetic reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 6:01 AM

As a former picked-on, I can honestly say that this dweeb had it coming. Don't flaunt it!

Oh, the quote is from:

"Stripes"

RE: "Stripes"...Pathetic reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 6:11 AM

No, its not, aren't there any movie buffs here?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 7:43 AM

What's this from?

"JAMIE! REACH OUT AND I WILL CATCH YOU!!!"

Big Words from shitty little fucks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 7:03 PM

OK all you 40 year old fucks still living with your parents (and probably blowing Dad).
It's really easy for the 1/2 wits who visit this site to blow hard about how this guy treated the assholes who fucked with him.
You all have the courage wrought by the anonimity of this site. I would be willing to bet my left nut that all of you retarded fuck wads would shit your pants then eat it if some bully told you to.
Fucking losers.

RE: Big Words from shitty little fucks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 6:58 AM

Dude, you REALLY need to get laid. Even once, it will calm you down a lot.

RE: Big Words from shitty little fucks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 10:52 AM

We're all about the peace and love here man, you need to chill down and wise up... life's too short to be a playa-hater.

RE: Big Words from shitty little fucks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 12:57 PM

For those of us that don't spend 2 hours a day watching TV, what is a playa hata?

(smoe sort of a mexican dish?)

RE: Big Words from shitty little fucks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:17 PM

Yo, I'm down wit da kids, I thought that was the type of stuff going down on the 'streets' ya'll.

Westside.