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By Wind(up)bird August 2, 2005 9:05 AM
A few days ago we reported on the OC's Mischa Barton and her inability to keep her boobs covered in front of cameras. Now Jessica Alba pics a wedgie or possibly digs sand out of her bathing suit and cameras are there to capture the magic on film. During geek news slumps, it's important to enjoy a brief distraction or two from your usual distraction. Link courteousy of Goldenfiddle.com.
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whoa 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 6:13 AM
damn..That's an ass.
RE: whoa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 6:31 AM
and that my friends is going to be one hell of a camel toe, only to have another shot from the front:) The kittens we could kill:}
weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 8:28 AM
I've never wanted to be a grain of sand so much til now...
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:09 AM
Usually Paperazzi pics look like shit, but damn- that girl looks hot!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 1:24 PM
i can rape that ass every night
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2005 2:24 AM
I'd like to get me some O' dat!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 9:42 AM
whatz everyone's age?!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 3:40 PM
...Personally, I'm a 40 year old virgin.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 9:32 PM
i wish i was her hand!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 5:47 AM
I wish I was her then I could masturbate to myself in the mirror watching Jessica Alba masterbate.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:16 AM
But of course!!! That is so brilliant!! I am going to do that immidiately!!!!!!!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:35 AM
I'm sure if I had enough money i could get some plastic sugeon to give me a sex change and make me look like jessica alba
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 2:32 AM
Make sure you get the G-spot too, surgeons tend to forget that one.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 7:49 AM
You know, men already have a G-Spot, it's up in the anus somewhere.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 10:39 AM
Cool! What the fuck I didn't know that! Is that why people become gay?
Now I finally understand!!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 10:47 AM
That's why gay people fuck each other up the ass, it's pleasurable for the reciever as well as the giver. Even some straight guys let their girlfriends do them up the ass with a strap-on.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 2:01 PM
Cool!! Really??? I wish I had some frikkin sex-education, but the sex and the drugs are taboo in my land of home!!
(I am serious)
(in case you're wondering)
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 11:02 AM
What is your land of home?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 12:11 PM
SHUT THE FCKU UP UP!!!!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 12:11 PM
You have just insulted me without knowing it.
-mr. ching chang chong chong ching
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2005 7:14 AM
Stop talking to yourself.
Jes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 2:16 AM
These pics suck, their blurred and u see fuck all.
RE: Jes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 7:16 AM
Yeah, but they're of JESSICA ALBA! Duh!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 1:16 PM
"Stop talking to yourself."
Hi, your name is steve.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 1:16 PM
Look everyone, I am talking to myself!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 3:52 PM
tres cool!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2005 5:05 AM
nice pics...i just got finished rubbing one out to them.ahhh
tight reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2005 5:49 PM
now I'm horny!!!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 8:02 AM
What were you rubbing?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:03 AM
What's my mother fucking name bitch?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:36 PM
"nice pics...i just got finished rubbing one out to them.ahhh"
What were you rubbing?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 4:46 AM
Was it a magic lamp? Did a Genie come out?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 7:30 AM
Yes, he was green and had a mustache.
He told me if I would rub my pee pee, it would go Doing Doing Doing.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 1:39 PM
Did a Genie come?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 10:12 AM
I just told you, IDIOT!!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:52 AM
Yes but did he 'come' when you rubbed his 'lamp'?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 10:19 AM
You are totally ignorent right?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 4:39 PM
Would you PLEASE answer the question.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 5:19 AM
Yes yes YES YES YES YEEES YEEESSS!!!! YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
RE: whoa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 11:45 PM
i agree with u compadre =)
SEX IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 2:08 PM
What the hell is wrong with her? Her hands are exploring her ass! Did she accidently (or on purpose), drop a fuckin' turd?
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 2:09 PM
Fuck you, your family, and your life.
jessica alba ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 7:18 AM
lol wtf y r u guys talking about that, wut about jessica albas ass!!!
RE: jessica alba ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2005 11:57 PM
damn straight...hell with open up and eat anyone who doesnt find her ridiculously sexy!!and shit you out!
her butt reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 12:36 PM
know who could get pictures of alba's butt? i thank you very much
See this... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2006 7:42 AM
That's what make suicider's continue living... Damn if I would've met her before that lucky punk, I would be in paradise already..:))))))))))))))))
shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2006 3:07 AM
i dont know what all you clowns are so damn stunned over like you never seen a girls ass befor yea its the fine ass jessica alba but still jesus get a grip losers plus shes already my future wife lol i wish
fuck you all reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2006 9:40 AM
fuck you all,, she is just taking out a simple underwear bite that her big buns took
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 8:43 PM
why would u say something so graphic?..i hope when u go to jail 1 day that u get ass raped u jerk!
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 8:43 PM
why would u say something so graphic?..i hope when u go to jail 1 day that u get ass raped u jerk!
yea baby! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2006 6:24 PM
ooh yea nice butt show me more of that nice juicy ass
one helluva ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2006 12:08 PM
thats it for tonights maserbration session.
jessica alba reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 1, 2006 2:24 PM
sexy ass wana fuck it analy baby yeah!!!!
RE: jessica alba reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 6, 2006 2:07 PM
I don't think that's healthy?
Wait.. Why did god give a g-spot in the anus when you can get disease that way? I don't get it.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2006 12:34 AM
i have already jacked off 3 times to this picture
jessica alba reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 17, 2006 4:55 PM
one hell of a nice ass
RE: one helluva ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2006 2:10 PM
I love that ass
holly fuck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2006 9:21 AM
you are all imature horny fucks...you should all die.
RE: weatherization reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2007 5:24 PM
ur a freak!
jessica reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2008 7:11 PM
shes way 2 hot 4 this earth
look up alicia sacramone
RE: whoa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2010 12:21 PM
WOW... nice baby :)
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