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SUPERMAN Vs. BATMAN Story Synopsis Online!
By Wind(up)bird on June 5, 2005 7:25 AM
A little while back, we posted a story that we read about over at Filmrot.com concerning a possible Supes Vs. Bat film still in the works (a few years ago, they almost greenlit the film, but decided to restart the franchises first). Now filmrot has found a synopsis of the script that almost went into production. Dig it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:41 AM
that is stupid. who wants to see them duke it out. Unless they have an orgy with catwoman and Supergirl I dont wanna see it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:42 AM
Then don't. You can stay at home.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:42 AM
Superman wud kick the bats ass.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:43 AM
I will stay home...and wank to a picture of your mom.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:43 AM
My mom? You've got bad taste in women because she ain't that much of a looker.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:43 AM
No! Batman would kick superman's ass!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:43 AM
Look at a graphic novel called 'The Dark Knight Returns' by Frank Miller. That will tell you how Batman can beat Superman.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:43 AM
He doesn't exactly beat him, he 'dies' of a heart attack half way through.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:44 AM
Wat jus cos a novel says. Superman cud easily smack up the bat.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:44 AM
go on give it a go.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:44 AM
The Dark Knight Returns is the Holy Bible of Batman.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:45 AM
wow a movie about batman would win in a battle with superman, no superman would win in a battle with batman, [admin: deleted a page of this B.S.] no batman would win in a battle with superman, no superman would win in a battle with batman, no batman would win in a battle with superman
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:45 AM
All that effort for nothing? Don't you just feel like cutting your wrists right now? Go on, give in to temptation.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:45 AM
awwww.. how sweet, you thought your reply was funny..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:46 AM
He thought it would be pages and pages of stupid shit yet it was cut short, like his life hopefully.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:46 AM
hahaha at the guy asking for an admin to delete this. Are you crying behind your computer, are you? Tell me the truth.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:46 AM
Noone who has posted here has asked for anything to be deleted, what are you talking about?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:46 AM
hey! why did they cut my opinion short?! what is that all about, did he feel threatend by my good point?
this is really childish to change my opinion..
really, it was a good opinion!
i typed for days..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:47 AM
WITH KRYPTONITE BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW SUPERMAN IS A GREAT SUPERHERO BUT WHEN IT COMES TO A WEAKNESS HE IS A BITCH!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:47 AM
Like Achilles.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:47 AM
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:47 AM
Talk a little bit about freedom of speech.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:48 AM
i don't believe in freedom of speech..
i think morons should shut up and therefor i will speak nolonger.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:48 AM
Shut your God damn pie hole! Freedom of speech is important!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:48 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I AM SORRY!!!! MORON!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:48 AM
I love freedom of speech! Now SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:48 AM
ohh.. i just love freedom of speech.. who cares..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:49 AM
This place is just dripping with irony and not one American notices.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:49 AM
there are always a couple of idiots who keep replying
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:49 AM
Yes. Yes there is.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:49 AM
WTF!! WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:49 AM
"This place is just dripping with irony and not one American notices."
The only thing dripping is the cum outa your mouth.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:50 AM
And that's your level of humour.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:50 AM
"The only thing dripping is the cum outa your mouth."
OH my god! I've seen this cumcomment on a lot of pages here, someone must have some sexuality issues here!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:50 AM
What's cum?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:50 AM
rub your little penis and find out.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:51 AM
Oh no! I'm bleeding white stuff!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:51 AM
HAR HAR HAR!!! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OWNED! WHA HA HA, I HAVE BEEN SO SMART!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:51 AM
JACOB HERE FIRST REPLY IN D THEATRE I AM GUESS YOU ARE ALL GUYS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE`NT BEEN LAID IN A LONG TIME. GET A LIFE OR AT LEAST APPLY DUMB LOGIC TO COMICS OR GRAPHIC NOVELS SUPERMAN IS STRONGER THAN BATMAN BUT THE APPEAL OF BATMANAND SUPERMAN IS THAT THEIR BOTH HEROES THEY SACRIICE THEIR LIVES FOR OTHERS SO STOP TRYING TO FANTATISE ABOUT THEM FIGHTING THEIR WERE CREATED FOR A REASON AND WERE MADE FAMOUS FFOR A REASON.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:51 AM
You're joking right? You tell everyone to get a life and then you start arguing about comic books?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:52 AM
What a moron, that guy.
he takes jokes serious.. he must be a young one
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:52 AM
What a little scamp.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:52 AM
"I AM GUESS YOU ARE ALL GUYS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE`NT BEEN LAID IN A LONG TIME. "
I wonder how old this guy is.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:52 AM
I bet his balls havn't even dropped.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:52 AM
Nether batman nor superman will win because the man behind batman story will come out and destroy the world.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:53 AM
who
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:53 AM
Is it Alfread?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:53 AM
Yes!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:54 AM
It is me and I would of gottin away with it if it wernt for those medling kids and my big mouth
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:54 AM
" "The only thing dripping is the cum outa your mouth."
OH my god! I've seen this cumcomment on a lot of pages here, someone must have some sexuality issues here!"
OH MY GOD!!1111 WHAT THE FUCK??!1111111 CUM COMMENT??!!!!!!! SEXUAL ISSUES1111111!!!!!! DICK FELL OFF BECAUSE OF UNDERUSE!!!!!!1111111!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:54 AM
111Retards please leave111
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:54 AM
But I've got no place else to go!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:55 AM
OH MY GOD!!1111 WHAT THE FUCK??!1111111 CUM COMMENT??!!!!!!! SEXUAL ISSUES1111111!!!!!! DICK FELL OFF BECAUSE OF UNDERUSE!!!!!!1111111!
Hi I am Honky rap, I posted this and I must explain that I am a total retard, so please don't hate me too much.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:55 AM
estan locos superman es mucho mas poderoso por su fuerza que no es de la tierra ellos siempres han estados juntos y lo quieren separar por una tontera estan locos
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:56 AM
I didn't quite understand as I'm British but if you're are saying that Batman would kill superman then yes. I agree. Batman would win with his gadgets but if the 2 were stripped down to their underwear (no items/gadgets in underwear) then Superman would win. Batman kicks arse.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:56 AM
So how would Batman kill Superman?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:56 AM
British people drink and smoke too much, he is obviously stoned out of his mind.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:57 AM
Yes lots of British people do drink and smoke but seeing as I'm 12 then I don't. I never said Batman would kill Superman. First off, Batman can find out anyone's weakness and from past experiences with superman Batman knows superman doesn't like kryptonite. So Batman would go and create lots of kryptonite related gadgets before the battle. Kryptonite batarang, kryptonite bola and others. Then Batman could fire some missile-like weapon (forgot what it was) at the sun and block out the sun. Superman gets his power source from the sun so this would make him weak. Next Batman would beat the living crap out of Superman with a super strength enhanced battle suit either killing or injuring superman. So that is how Batman could win.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:57 AM
I am the british guy who didn't understand that other guy. I was the guy saying that batman could kick superman's arse before the last JD_Method post.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:57 AM
We may drink and smoke alot but at least 95% of us arn't obese.
PS, i love America.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:57 AM
Did you know that the British people do the most drugs? In holland only 4%!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:58 AM
Hi I am Honky rap, I posted this and I must explain that I am a total retard, so please don't hate me too much."
Hi I am Name-faker, I posted this and i must explain that I like to impersonate other people. People bully me in real life because im an internet nerd, so please dont hate me too much.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:58 AM
I knew you were a geek, honky.
You have just admitted it thus being owned by me! HAR HAR HAR!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:58 AM
i think he was trying to point out that your the suck at life geek that got bullyed at high school and got somekind of trauma because of that and feels the need to act hard on the internet.
no?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:58 AM
this is fucking retarted. even if batman had kryptonite weapons superman could still kill him easily. think if you were superman. i would pick a car up fly up in the sky, use my super sight and throw it on fucking batmans head. superman doesnt have to be close to him. or even this, superman is faster than a speeding bullet. right? he could just run into batman full speed and break him in half. batman is human. if they made a movie about these two fighting i would feel ashamed for the dc comic book industry and the whole origins of these great heroes
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:59 AM
Batman and superman would never fight anyway. They're a team. If a superman vs batman film was made no one would win. No one ever wins in whoever vs whoever films. Anyway, Batman would win. Batman would get his super enhanced strength suit. Maybe beat the shite out of him, fire a few kryptonite bombs & missiles at him. Or Batman could run him over with the Tumbler from the new movie and park on Superman's head. Now that would be funny. Then Superman would get up and give a silly heroic, patriotic speech. While Superman is speaking he wouldn't notice Batman wiring up Superman with kryptonite. "We fight for truth and... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!! MUMMY!!!!" Ok, maybe he wouldn't shout mummy but still... uummm. But still... nothing. Batman is the #1 Superhero of all time. Superman #2.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:59 AM
I knew you were a geek, honky-replyer.
You have just admitted it thus being owned by me! HAR HAR HAR!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:59 AM
"Did you know that the British people do the most drugs? In holland only 4%!"
Yeah but drugs are cool.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 12:00 PM
eww, Supergirl is Superman's cousin.. that would be kinda icky..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 12:00 PM
"I knew you were a geek, honky-replyer.
You have just admitted it thus being owned by me! HAR HAR HAR!"
Hahaha, you are talking to yourself or something because I am the honky-replyer, you are getting insane aren't you?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 12:00 PM
You wanna get nuts?? Come on, let's get nuts!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 12:00 PM
Are you funny?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:47 AM
No, he is dumb.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 8:46 AM
pig you are
pig!hahahah
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 4:11 PM
Batman could jus get
some Kryptonite then kill him with his gadgets!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:57 AM
BOLLOCKS! superman has always managed to survive kryptonite attacks. doesn't matter that batman is hard core...at the end of the day someone who can move faster than a speeding bullet and throw a rocket out of orbit is more likely to beat the crap out of a kung fu larry momas boy and failing that incinerate him with his heat vision.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 6:06 PM
in the dark knight returns the only reason batman has a heart attack is simply because he had taken a pill to fake his own death which you soon figure out in the next graphic novel.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 10:13 AM
Batman all the way...he would kick Supermans ass all the way back to his destroyed planet :D
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 8:21 AM
Why do all these forums online turn away from the topic and onto crap??
Is there really a point?
Im British and drink and smoke far too much but what the hell. Im not a fat obnoxious "love the sound of my own voice" yank so whats that got to do with the film anyway??
And who are the bad guys in the film?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 6:02 PM
In the word's of survivor, Batman would just outwit, outplay, and outlast supergayman.Hes powered by the sun for god sakes, and batman would just have tons of kryptonite to outsmart superman with. Christopher reeves is gone, Michael Keaton is still the shit
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