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Topic: Film FANTASTIC FOUR's Cheese Trailer ONLINE!
By Wind(up)bird on January 18, 2005 8:01 PM

Fantastic FourIt's chunky.  Bad chunky.  And cheesey.  Sure there's some fun effects and ok sound editing, but alas (hey, at least it's in Quicktime), this is a train wreck a long ways away from its impact.

The flick opens July 1st or 4th, the website seems to have made a small mistake (the trailer says one thing, the site another). Giddy up.

See the Craptastic Trailer in Quicktime...

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  See the Craptastic Trailer in Quicktime... [ comment on this story | comments (45) ]
Reader Discussions:
 ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 8:12 PM

wow a movie about a crazy electric guy, a human rubber band, a pryo, a orange rock, and a invisible slut...this looks bad

 RE: ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 9:36 PM

anyone catch what the guy said at the end of the trailer?

 RE: ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 2:27 AM

It sounded like, Don't kick me! Don't kick me! Don't kick me! DON'T KICK ME!!!

 fuck you poeple!   > reply 
Posted by Arnoldismyhero (Arnoldismyhero83@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2005 10:29 AM

All you poeple know how to do is judge. you judge a movie way before its even released. thats pretty sad! you gotta be a bunch of geeks or something. this movie is gonna be bad-ass! you poeple trash talk every damn movie you come across. is there a freakin movie you poeple are actually looking foward too? you poeple make me sick! show some damn respect for the poeple who work there ass off making these films! fuckin-jack-ass's!

 RE: fuck you poeple!   > reply 
Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 19, 2005 11:13 AM

Bwahahaha.. speaking of judging things. I'm judging what you say well before reading it because your name is Arnoldismyhero. You say it's "pretty sad" but we're having a frick'n blast! You call us a "bunch of geeks" but geeks and nerds are in buddy! I'm sorry we make you sick. Go see a doctor.

Beeeee-otch!

 Fantastic Four!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 11:28 AM

fantastic 4 is going to be a good move. i see the clips of fantastic four here. it good for you are dum. if you don't lik fanatic four you dont.

 RE: Fantastic Four!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 3:59 PM

this movie is going to ROCK

 RE: Fantastic Four!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 4:14 PM

i think at the end he said something like you dont do that

 RE: Fantastic Four!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 3:02 AM

I'm looking forward to loads of films. I think Batman Begins could be very good, I really hope Episode III is good and I'm very interested to see what becomes of the new Superman movie. However, I'm not just blindly optimistic about every movie coming along and from what I've seen of the Fantastic 4 it just doesn't have anything to make me sit up and take notice.

 RE: Fantastic Four!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 8:08 AM

I just think they need to stop targeting trailers to the 15 year-old market.. How much more annoying could they have made that guitar?

 RE: Fantastic Four!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 4:41 PM

what are you talking about

 RE: Fantastic Four!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 6:45 AM

Go watch the trailer and you'll understand.

 FANTASTIC FOUR   > reply 
Posted by CUSTUMCOLORZ (CUSTUMCOLORZ@COX.NET) on January 21, 2005 9:38 AM

I THINK THE MOVIE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD AND CANT WAIT TO SEE IT. IT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF WHEN I USED TO BE A COMIC BOOK JUNKIE...THE GOOD OLE DAYS.

 RE: FANTASTIC FOUR   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 7:01 PM

what are you talking about.  The music was the bomb

 RE: FANTASTIC FOUR   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 3:04 AM

Yea dude!!! It like soooo rocked man! Wooohooooo!!!!!

 RE: FANTASTIC FOUR   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 5:39 AM

it can be good but marvel will fuck it up

 RE: FANTASTIC FOUR   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 8:11 AM

screw you.  you havent even seen this yet

 suck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 10:50 AM

This trailer sucks ballz

 RE: suck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 2:42 PM

you like to suck on your great grandma's cock

 RE: suck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 5:08 PM

and she likes to suck on yours


 RE: suck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 5:09 PM

go stick your cock in a blender

 ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 5:10 PM

now i get what he says at the end.  he says "you know thats cool"

 RE: ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 6:56 PM

there is a looks in there.  its "your know that looks cool"

 RE: ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2005 8:22 PM

the music didn't fit in with the trailer

 Four   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 3:17 AM

Is this really the way forward. To keep making comic adaptations. Films like daredevil and elektra suck, it will just ruin them.

 RE: Four   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 3:34 AM

Yea but films like Spiderman and X-men rocked. You have to take the bad with the good just like everything else.

 and for the record...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 10:19 AM

the soundtrack is courtesy of A Perfect Circle, called...

(*deep breath*)

...Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums

Now then... although ROCK doesn't really ROCK me, I must say that that creepy bassline-with-the-creaky-wood intro when "evil" doom first comes on the screen did send a shiver up my spine... way to go!!!

 ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 4:06 PM

is this going to be the good marvel movies like spiderman or X-men, or is it going to suck like hulk, electra, or daredevil?

 RE: ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 2:55 AM

We'll just have to wait wont we?

 RE: ff4   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 5:09 PM

when is going to be out

 RE: fuck you poeple!   > reply 
Posted by taahmus (taahmus@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2005 5:14 AM

hey dude,
im not saying i don't personally swear, but what if ur 5 year old kid comes looking for fantastic four trailers and merchadise and come across ur crude attempt to be noble. dude we all get that alot of work goes into everyone of these movies, but how are directors gonna note where they went wrong and where they were on spot. and anyway feeling the need to tell people just how sad someone is for making an opinion is pretty crude. if you think we're sad then why use this forum. im sure if you feel the post on this forum then it brings you down to our level of sadness. which makes you a hypocrite. dude you must have said something bad about one movie in your life, i call it contructive criticism and you (have to say this coz you did) sicken me to the teeth for coming and basically calling us a bunch of retards for our opinions. so dude next time you feel the need to down size us go find a forum more suited to ur lame ass style.

 RE: fuck you poeple!   > reply 
Posted by taahmus (taahmus@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2005 5:19 AM

yeh im cheesed off, dude.

 To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2005 6:48 AM

If there are any five year olds looking at this forum I'd just like to say, "PISS SHIT COCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2005 4:18 PM

not a good idea

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2005 9:22 AM

They can all blow me. BTW, I'm using that as a figure of speech, I don't actually want to get blowjobs from five year olds... I'm not a phedolphile.

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2005 8:28 PM

sure whatever

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 9:52 AM

Like, talk to the hand... whatEVER!

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 4:32 PM

kiss my ass bitch

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 5:11 AM

Watchoo talkn' bout? She speak good an everfing!

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 7:56 AM

@#$! you

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 11:32 AM

You mean fuck you

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 5:41 AM

@$%&$"£"^$ yourself you ~@$£^ mother@£$£$*! You can ^^£^&@:!^~! go and kiss my black !$$%%^^@: and £%$^^ yo momma!

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 8:15 AM

I couldent understand any of that so i'll just assume you dissed me so i'll say to you " you like to fuck your dad every chance you got. when you are driving the police pulls you over for masterbathing bitch"

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 6:17 PM

!@#$%^&*@#$%^  #$%^

 RE: To the 5 year olds.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2005 11:18 AM

No. It is you who are the one who has the sex with your father. I make the smack down on you.


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