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Topic: Film BATMAN BEGINS: Close Up of BATSUIT!!
By Wind(up)bird on October 27, 2004 9:58 AM

Batman! OMFG!The peoples over at joblo.com have scored the first, large jpeg of the new batsuit that Christian Bale wears in next summer's flick. Check it. Expect to be able to see Batman Begins mid-June 2005.


Click for a closer look!


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 not ORIGINAL   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2004 12:30 PM

This suit looks too much like the previous BATMAN suits i.e. Michael Keaton BATMAN.  I thought this movie was supposed to re-invent the Batman franchise.  A fresh start - A new beginning.

 RE: not ORIGINAL   > reply 
Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on October 27, 2004 12:44 PM

Just be happy they abandoned the exaggerated rubber nipples, codpiece, and buttpiece.

 RE: not ORIGINAL   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2004 12:46 PM

I think it looks prtty good when they give it a fresh biginning dosent mean there going to get a totaly different suit. Well i dont like batman that much but i still might see the movie.




PS. it actualy looks different from the suit in the first movie

 RE: not ORIGINAL   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2004 12:47 PM

besides the first one lokked pretty good

 Christian Bale????   > reply 
Posted by Nar (No Email) on October 27, 2004 2:43 PM

Christian Bale.... oh no.

Ok.. well I agree, I also thought they'd recreate a cool version of Batman Year One and change the entire look and feel of the rubber suit Batman.
I dont think I'll bother with this one.
Its too reminicent to the ... the..    eugh i cant even say it.
The last 2 movies.

There. I said it. lol.

ps. His open mouth part looks kinda small.. makes him look less threatening for some reason. Keaton's suit rules.

 RE: Christian Bale????   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2004 10:42 AM

Jesus, how can anyone rate a movie on a couple of photos? what a bunch of morons, I mean it's not like you've even read the script or anything.

 ur all geeks   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on October 30, 2004 12:49 AM

ur all nerdy geeks with no life so u watch anbd judge movies all day, its only a movie! movies are made to be enjoyed not to have some 4 eyes nerd that gets angry when someone calls them a geek or nerd!

p.s i bet someone will send a negative reply,CUZ theyre nerds!

 The belt   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2004 3:41 AM

i dont think the brown (sort of) belt suits the suit. the belt would probably be better if it was black or something. If he was hiding in the shadows the enemy would see the belt and target around that area. ouch

 Looks crappy. And stolen from Burton.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2004 4:16 AM

This is going to suck, just like Insomnia and that unwatchable trash Memento. This time mostly to the ridiculous screenplay (which you can download from many places)

By the way, you do know that R'as will actually turn out to be Liam Neeson? Har, har.


 RE: Looks crappy. And stolen from Burton.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2004 7:35 AM

You guys really have no life this much interest in a costume you losers.

 i agree   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on October 30, 2004 8:33 PM

i agree with u there man, these guys are batman nerds who bury themselves in geeky batman comics and trade nerdy batman trading cards all day long, its only batman! its only a costume! get a life!

 RE: ur all geeks   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 9:25 AM

Hey, you're back! People have been saying loads of shit about you while you been gone, someone even found some video footage of you rapping and posted it up.

 RE: Looks crappy. And stolen from Burton.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 9:27 AM

The scipt is actually on this website, and it's a much better story than any of the other Batman movies.

 RE: i agree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 9:28 AM

So then why are you posting in a Batman forum?

 disagree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2004 1:23 PM

fuck you you homo

 disagree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2004 1:26 PM

batman is going to be the film of 2005 and superman of 2006 is suit looks great is car rocks and christan bale rocks


 faggot   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 2, 2004 7:50 PM

im on this batman forun cuz i wanna see how many nerds actually give a fuck about dis movie


 direswold   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2004 7:25 AM

Direswold is the retard kid from NZ isn't he the one who thinks he can rap?

 RE: faggot   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2004 6:56 AM

Eh... why?

 RE: direswold   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2004 7:00 AM

Yea, you're right. If anyone wants to see some footage of him rapping for real check out http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymi....com/crispy.wmv

 lol   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 4, 2004 8:35 PM

i dash ill slash ill rip another hole in ur ass ur mum eats more food than her average mass u need a life ur house is full of freaks ill cut a hole deeper than ur mums voice wen she speaks dis rap took 5 minutes to think u 2 dumb to read dis? well heres a link look at ur mum she made atlantis sink ur 2 gay dads gave me an evil wink,

u think i cant rap well u cant too i came bak here cuz holidays here and skool is through im here to have fun mock nerds i thouht u knew like last time ill have fun by mockin u with my crew

dont say i cant rap wen u can rhyme a verse dissin nerds really fills my fun metre  thirst let me go serious dat will b da death of me first

ha! im bak! only 5 more days till da mini skirts go up and we start 2 partyay! u get 5 days of me! remember 5 montjhs ago?we totally kiked ur ass , so much u had to go on a sepertae forum secretly and talk about me behind my back! i know you know that im pisin u off dont come back withg a stupid remark u can see us on webcam, i said webcam none of you can read, dont talk back unless u know wat to say nerds

 HA HA HA HA HA   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 5:58 AM

YOu HA HA HA HA Loser HGA HA HA Ha go HA HA Ha Ha back to school.

Indeed yes your rap was truly inspired.

Here is a rap for you FUCK OFF YOUR RAPS ARE SHIT AND YOU CAN'T SPELL.

I know your your using abbreviated text writing, incidentaly completly unnecessary if you learn to type and are using a computer not a fucking phone.
Even with your abbreviations you still make no cense you are a loser who will never get anywhere in life.

Please note I have no interest in batman I just like mocking you because your such an easy target, so for all the rest of the people on this forum if you want get on with your discussions while I rip the piss out of this loser you don't need to reply to him.

 dirswold   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 6:02 AM

How do I find footage of this guy rapping it should be hillarious I want to see if he is the fat geek I think he is.  I went to the link but where on it is the footage.

 Direswold talking about Troy 1   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 6:08 AM

"its not real? i thought the story about the giant  horse was supposed 2 b true. actually i thought that the WHOLE story was true . maybe its true but there was a myth surrounding achilles saying he was immortal. thats probably the thing ur talkin about."


 Direswold talking about Troy 2   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 6:09 AM

"what do you mean by the guy shouting out "oh come on!" wats so bad about that?
is troy a real person?
and are you SURE its not a true story?"


 RE: Direswold talking about Troy Conclusion   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 6:11 AM

Yes that right Troy is real Achillies really was immortal and Helen was so beautiful she caused a war. LOL
What a retard.

 RE: dirswold   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 6:12 AM

Found some old comments from the NZ fag man here they are more coming soon hopefully.

 Holy shit!!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 6:23 AM

Holy shit I got a link to the NZ boy rapping He is a FAT GEEK LOL

But look I'm sorry for taking the piss don't do anything extreme just cos several thousand random strangers have seen you humiliating your self.

When I said I was sorry for taking the piss Nah I wasn'tAnyone remember that direoswald kid from New Zealand that used to rap on here? I just found some footage of him rapping for real, check it out:

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymi....com/crispy.wmv

Here is that link.

 Sorry   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 6:40 AM

Sorry that link didn't quite work. However I have finally got a site for a quick link at Dtheatre.  Simply go to the article about Brando dying at 80 and you will finally see the NZ fag man in all his glory.

 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 2:48 PM

Can't you afford to get the internet at home? Your mom probably doesn't want you looking at porn right?

 RE: Sorry   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 2:54 PM

Man that's some funny shit, direoswald you really are a fat geek! Lol, how can you call anyone else a nerd!?

 RE: Sorry   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2004 8:06 AM

This makes all direoswald commenys so much funnier.  "One where he said I'm only on this site to wait for my girlfriends" .....
HO Ho No your not mate your fat.

Maybe he isn't replying because he is going to the gym or maybe his fingers have become so swollen he can't tap the keys anymore HO HO HO

 Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2004 8:08 AM

Any ideas how long this film is going to be?

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2004 1:22 PM

Average summer movie length I'd guess.

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2004 5:42 AM

Ah the old standard two hour film.
Just out of interest forgetting the financial aspect of how many of you guys would see some huge 6 hour movie epic, I know it wouldn't be financially viable but could people stand watching one movie for that long?

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2004 12:44 PM

I definately could not. It was torture enough sitting through lord of the rings for 3 hours or something.

 omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 8, 2004 8:04 PM

ur are so dumb!
what does it take to tell ur dumbass that its called abbreviation! young people languiage u old man nerd! be = b, the=da, ur such a dumbass moron, i cant rap? lets see u rap den u ugly faggot if u cant rap and u say i suck then that means ur mocking urself, u actually remeber me?  wow u must come on here everyday or sumthin u geek, wen i said u can see us on webcam u came up with sum dumb ass excuse thinkin ur so cool. but ur not. u make us laugh.

take dis and interperet in ur mind i got a record deal ull see us on tv one day u fggot. guess wat. i put da name dtheatre in to one of my lyrics. so wen u hear dat name u just cower down i know ur alrwady angry u fagot u wanna see us go on webcam misfits of science u faggot i know u know we can rap so dont say we cant rap if u cant rhyme a verse without trippin ur so dumb u dont know txt language and u say we cant spell ur such a dumbass, get off ur ass drag ur eyes off da computer and go explore da modern world, its called txt on a MOBILE PHONE take dese ltrics and memorise cuz ull be gettin embarrsed nationaly faggot where do u think ive been all dis time, da only reason i started typin on dis website was to practise for a while on u, see my face on webcam den on tv mutha fucker look at da lyrics and ill send u da song, no excuses now huh?
Ya'll better come well equipped
Champaigne, caviar Remmi at the bar, take a sip
Tight leather pants, oh u a crossdresser now/
Tell me fag, how u gon' take the pressure now
We got the LIVE up in the hive type shit
Ain't none o' ya'll matchin' Persona type wit
Only concerned with ya Beamer or Benz
Fash trends, fake friends how much cash they spend
Catwalk fashions million dollar mansions
I don't give a damn how much ass u be bangin'
Blow out ya flame, snatch ya plat-pressed chain
Auction it ta the kid with the 5cent bid
See Ya caught up in the material
Fancy this, fancy that
Ain't nothin' fancy bout ya rap
Ya weak, cheap creeps ain't nothin' unique
I got mad styles, knock peeps off their feet
Ain't makin' this fo' radio
Yet they wanna play it tho
Could it be the ill beat flow?
Blowing up ya stereo
Misfits stars o' the show
Maybe that's why

You won't admit you love me

All ya money hungry grubbin' hustlin'
Wannabe champaigne bubblin'

Honey covered crews
Smotherin' the true sound
Who frontin' in the sound booth

All ya underground cats
Goal driven but ya livin' only fo' the mad cash by cuttin'
Spittin' on tracks with no rhythm

Verse 2: Optimus

It's I, The flippa, ripper, spitter live wire
Set this mic a-fire, 6 hitter UH!
With a mustin' bust hustlin' city slicker
The crew crusher crasher Extravagant extravaganz
Word Gangsta!
You better ta swerve and smash ya Mazda
Coz you could never tangle with the exceptional exceptions
To the rules
Innovative like inventions
We ascendin' ta the next dimension
Halooooooooooo
Here to knock you out the game
Snatch ya crown and ya reign o' terror
And rebuke ya fame
And reduce ya name ta the level o' puke
I'm gonna revel in betterin' you
I'm a rebel that attains astral plains
Skills, still levels ahead o' you
Bruise with pugilistic abuse
My magic splatters mad hatters with hat tricks
Stick shatter and batter meager misogynistic rappers

Now ya money hungry honeys lookin' kinda funny dummies
Don't know this Still gon' show this
The way ya brag bout ya Gucci bags
Price tags and mags
I rip the hair off ya back
Make ya eat it like Nads
Sup wid dem ho's in yo videos?/
That's why you get the profit
Brothers get off on it
Straight jackin' it
Scrubs not thugs
Front but you got sum
Big booty shaker from the slum
Left-overs Dick-blowers High-rollers
Yeah right bend over
Stealin' ya endz or ya big buddy Benz
Shit still you be sayin' ta them

Comin' Official
To kill the artificial
Fake, plastic, wack shit
Mimics, sportin' gimics and theatrics
Tactics
That of guerilla status
Fo' real faggot
Here ta knock ya world off it's axis

Infinitely witted
I admit it Tight lines I spit it
Close-knitted well fitted I did it
When this go down
Persona fabulous
When this go down
Persona marvelous WUT!

Clown fictitious Non-sense
Be comin' out ya mouth
So ridiculous
It's makin' me sick
But I understand why so many people Love you
Coz only fools give love to fools
And you the king!







 faggot   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 8, 2004 8:14 PM

im gonna post dis post to da music magazine wen it comes out, im gonna copy and paste every post ive rapped on and put it in da mag den everyone can see how dumass u are, dont believe see me on webcam see my record signing deal see my face on webcam first den on da magazine i know u all feel like fools i can send u da song i just typed for u now its da way i make money dtheatre will thank me for this too gimme ur name and ill put it in a song and release it to numba one on da singes chart in 1 week i got help i got da hook ups ha! u say i cant rap well be famous soon and i owe  some thanks to dtheatre, u heard me, im gonna post every thing u typed and i typed including the green hornet subject and put in in da paper dont believe me? ask me to post the song i just typed out for u, its a preview wen my face is on e channel tellin how we got started ull see dthetre and all da dumass things u wrote ha! dopnt feel jealous now i can guarantee sone idiot will put another post dat tries to offend me after this. well this is for E...FUCK U! hahaha yea put dat in da paper dont say its crap ull see our first song in 5 days watch mtv misfits of science! ask for da song ill send it! haha! faggots im practising on u for attention in da media. well. bye next fag dat types to me is a gonner

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2004 4:57 AM

I think any movie, regardless of the subject matter would struggle to hold an audiences attention for that long.

 RE: faggot   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2004 5:00 AM

Hey man, why do you say that you like mousey dick in one of your raps? Still it's some funny shit man, post some more video of you rapping up.

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2004 9:29 AM

Thats what I thought they say a good way of holding atttention is to have a minute break every 30 minutes or so so maybe either a interval or some unessential character development put in who knows I doubt it would work.

 NZ   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2004 9:38 AM

No I am not an old man its just that I can write coherently and that generates understanding and respect and then iI get this thing called adegree and then I get a job and then I get money.  You on the other hand get shit, I can rap It goes like this FUCK OFF YOU FAT LOSER.
Lets have a poll who liked my rap better than the direswolds.

Mate I can gurantee with 100% that you will not get a rap deal  which has any basis on your talent maybe if you bribed someone or slept with someone (an impossibility considering you are clearly a 12 year old retard geek) you may have a chance but.... no.
The reason why I remember you is that you appear on every fucking forum with you stupiod commonts which are either stupid and insulting or stupid and stupid.

Why do you want everyone to see you on web cam yopu are a fat loser whom even the most loose of sluts would find unnattractive.

 Misfits of science   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2004 10:00 AM

Sorry are you saying your a memeber of misfits of science?

 Batman.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2004 10:02 AM

They better take better care of the franchise this time.

 im 15   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 9, 2004 6:46 PM

im 15 faggopt and i aint fat. hell u can even see on webcam. so anyone wanna hear da music

 RE: im 15   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 4:48 AM

I guess that depends on your definition of fat but I would put you on the chubby side.  Is that from your mums side.



 RE: im 15   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 7:58 AM

direoswald, we all HAVE seen you on webcam. Someone posted up a link, I think it's in the topic about Marlon Brando dying. Anyway, you are quite podgy but your rapping is seriously funny, you just make it up as you go right?

 RE: im 15   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 8:04 AM

Just go to the search option and type "Marlon Brando" and click on the topic called "Marlon Brando, dead at 80" and you'll find the link in the first post.

 ha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 10, 2004 6:53 PM

ha! its funny cuz im dissin some of da biggest retards i have met in my life, i come on once a day every time i post something another post comes up like 1 hour later. u lil nerds come on every 1 hour or sumthin. if u seen me tell me wat i look like. i can send u a music video and u can even see my face on webcam u faggot,

p.s d12s comin 2 nz in 10 days!

 RE: ha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2004 3:31 AM

d12 is that some kind of fitness group, hell you need it.

Indeed we are nerds which is why a hip badass rapper guy who is clearly gay (freudiean slip using faggot in every post) is dissing us. Damn this is nearly as bad as getting shot in the street.

So batman what certificate does anyone know.

PS direoswald you maybe 15 but you look 12 try losing weight and getting rid of the puppy fat it will make you look older.  Alternativly don't bother its fun mocking you.  


 RE: ha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2004 7:42 AM

In that video of you rapping why do you say stuff about your dad raping you and you having a small dick? Are you being serious? Oh, and I think Batman Begins will probably be a PG-13 as it's a superhero movie but, judging from the script, has some darker edges to it aswell.

 RE: ha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2004 8:32 AM

I think they should make Batman an 18 (R17) just for the hell of it and see how many 12 year olds sneak in anyway, it never hurt the Alien films.

 RE: ha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2004 11:15 AM

Direoswald is really fat just saw the link now what a gimp he is.
I will Know rap is dead if he ever gets a record deal

 ..   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 11, 2004 7:40 PM

well u can see me on webcam and i can prove to u ive been lifting weights for da music video a record deal 15 tracks and 5 skits just cuz ull be embarrased as hell wen dey show ur posts to e news, ha! were already in da nz magz u fag, d12, if u dont now who d12 den ur pretty stupid, but i can understand u guys just sit in front of computers all day, d12 is eminems band u dumb moron go out into da real world and find out wat txt language is u faggots

y dont one of u try to rap then , no taste of muzic? yea

www.dtheatre.com thats where da nerds and geeks were dissin com from we talk about rap dey talk about cd roms

no u fags dis aint on da record album just a diss to let u down i know u feel bad about ur self

 d12   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 3:10 AM

Yes I know who d12 is I was using this thing called sarcasam while at the same time mocking your not inconsiderable weight.

Rap is ok but if your rap is the may the industry is going then god help us all

But luckily you are a loser who continues to come back here and mock us "geeks". why? Shouldn't you be getting down with your hoes and busting some caps in some asses.

Oh thats right because you are delusional and think you are getting publicity.  Who are you trying to impress no one believes you we have seen you on web cam you are fat and look like a 12 year old (ok lets be fair possibly 13).

Any way Batman should be preety good but I want to know if the fights are going to follow the normal martial arts style or be more brutal.


 RE: d12   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 9:49 AM

Yea dude, from the looks of that video it doesn't seem like you've been working out much. Unless it was shot a while ago and you've gotten yourself a six pack since then.

 RE: d12   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 12, 2004 9:58 AM

Fuk u all u motha fuckn hatas! im buff like LL Cool Jay!

All u nerds beta listen 2 me
im a cool rapper dat can count 1 2 3
im gangsta badass
know wat i say?
you is probably gay
yea yea yea
yo digady
hip hop no yo don stop
hear me now
i kin rap yo ass
hard as yo like
put up a fight and yo see ma might
my posse come down
like a ton o bricks
yo be shittin yo pants
on yo mommas tits
wackin up da mic NZ style!

lets hear yo rap beta dan dat foo

 ha!   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 12, 2004 2:25 PM

i told u its for da papers and tv wen dey see weve been mocking geeks dat sit in front of comoters all day i can guarantee usome other rappers will start rappin bout dis too, anyway wats ur name i wanna diss u in a bonus track

 Diresoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2004 2:17 AM

By a strange coincedence my name is Diresswald or to use my full name Direoswald Gay
If you want my full name as in middle name as well, well its a bit embaressing but here it is Direoswald Is Gay.  For years I hated my parents for such a cruel name but now I realise that they were banking on having to give it someone who is also called Direoswald and is in fact actually gay.

In any case I thought Cool Jay was quite trim but if you say your built like him then he must of put on a few pounds.

Incidently when you say your mocking us for publicity do you mean your having the piss taken out of you mercilessly.

I can just the rap now Yo Yo I dissed aload of nerds but then they mocked my weight my mother (your mother is a whore) and my ability to rap.
Yo help me please mummy stop them doing it I am not thaty fat am I noooooooo.

Now thats what I call a good rap.

 RE: Diresoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2004 3:30 AM

I think this is all a bit cruel really, like abusing a blind dog or something.

 RE: Diresoswald   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 13, 2004 4:55 PM

why are u dissing urself?? why are u calling urself fat? u need some dr phil or somethingg dawg

ur real names direoswald??? hahahaha! wat a retard, by da way my real names jerome ull probably hear the name direoswald in da single cuz im writin it, yea dats rite direoswold u fat loser, geeze i just made up da name direoswald cuz i couldnt be stuffed, i dont even know wat direoswald means, go see dr phil, d12 is eminems rap band go to da real world and find otu u fat obese geek

 RE: Diresoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2004 7:14 AM

Dude, we've all seen you rapping in your little video and you are extremely fat. By calling other people fat you just make yourself look silly.

 RE: Diresoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2004 7:31 AM

You also make yourself seem fat.
Did I mention your Fat.

 Jerome   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2004 7:33 AM

By a strange coincedence my name is Jerome or to use my full name Jerome Gay
If you want my full name as in middle name as well, well its a bit embaressing but here it is Jerome Is Gay.  For years I hated my parents for such a cruel name but now I realise that they were banking on having to give it someone who is also called Jerome and is in fact actually gay.

Same Joke, different Name, still Funny

 Jerome   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2004 7:33 AM

By a strange coincedence my name is Jerome or to use my full name Jerome Gay
If you want my full name as in middle name as well, well its a bit embaressing but here it is Jerome Is Gay.  For years I hated my parents for such a cruel name but now I realise that they were banking on having to give it someone who is also called Jerome and is in fact actually gay.

Same Joke, different Name, still Funny

 hahaha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 14, 2004 7:42 PM

u guys really crack me up, bmed out and got nothing to say so ur sayin da same thing over and over again, u can even see da video clip, or me on webcam, an dull see da other rapper aint fat too, i take back calling u fat, how could u be fat if u hardly eat all day cuz all u do is play on da computer look, 3 hours after i typed my post 3 messages came up. u bunch of nerds, u CANT be fat its IMPOSSIBLE, ur just a skinny anorexic nerd dat sits in front of a computer all day and WAT DA HELL r u doin on batman post anyway?? i just clike don any post cuz i knew id find u lot dat were posting a while ago to me,

jerome is gay, i hope u lose weight soon, u must play on da comp and oreder ur food on da net and stuff ur face with fried chicken all day, sorry dawg i hope u get sum professional weight training soon, try jenny craig or dr phil

 RE: hahaha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2004 9:16 AM

You do realize that all these replies to you arn't by the same guy don't you? When it says 'Random Shemp' that just means that the poster can't be bothered to create an account and login, i.e most of us only come here every so often so there's no point. You're the one who's gone to the trouble of signing up on a site that you keep claiming is "just for geeks and nerds."

 RE: hahaha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2004 9:19 AM

Who actually uses words like 'geek' and 'nerd' nowadays anyway? Have you been watching too many episodes of Happy Days or something?

 ha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 15, 2004 7:18 PM

omg, da only reason i created direoswald is so dat i can identify myself abd strand out, anyone could pretend to be me if i didnt have a sign name. any way, jerome is gay how is the fat burner excersises going?

i cant believe we got da same first name. jerome is gay and jerome paris cruze

keep it up! ask ur mum for fat burning advice she should know!

 haha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 16, 2004 12:04 AM

jesus,u know you really ARE random shemps u all seem to be da same person well i got a name dats basically known throughtout dis website, i got no idea what it means but i heard sum poor dumbasses name is "direoswald", i stand out amongst u faggots, wat da hell do u mean u come here occasiaonlly? i havent been on here since 6 moths ago, u manage to come on and type somethign every 3 hours u no life nerd, who uses da word nerd? well people who use da word nerd are people pissin da hell outta da nerds deyre dissing, ive answered all ur dumbass questions, jerome is gay, ull never be skinny, u might as well go do ur crush diet at kfc or subway or sumthin ur too atrracted to food, ur so lazy , unlike da other geeks who sit in front of dere compueters all day waiting for me to post or talk about sum gay ass movie, u actually unglue ur eyes off da screen and eat. yes. u eat. u order ur chinese takeaways off da internet so u dont have to get up off ur fat donut filled ass, go chew on a porkhop u cupcake eating loser

i aint fat its all in ur mind buy our album and ill make u  press rewind you faggots must be blind u losers think im kind ,like any famous rapper ill reenergise any time u nerds commited a crime u drank too much lemon and lime u stole all da food and rushed out da express shoppin line,

memorise my verse ill make ur brains reverse jerome ur da one who went obese in america first u fat ass fag drink sum coke to quench ur thirst u faggot nerds must be brain dead or geek nerd cursed

jerome is gay u admitted ur fat so dont come crying to me, i dont giv a fuck if ur mums some fat viking woman with french plates and a fat bossom dat overfeeds ur fat ass every day, get a life, i bet next day sum idiot will embarras himself bu typin bak. bet ya.

 RE: haha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 2:24 AM

Why is everyone mocking this guy for being fat has no one noticed his eighties haircut.  Does your mum still brush your hair?

 DC   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 2:51 AM

They should put DC characters in the same film batman/superman etce etc that would be good.

 Fat   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 2:59 AM

So direoswald or Jerome or what ever your name is youre fat and stupid and you haven't got a rap deal, whats going on? what are doing with your life?  Get in gear man.
I think you need a romantic interest in your life.  They say there is someone for everyone, in your case try mental institutes and possibly red light districts (you know near where your mother lives).  Good luck

 Why are you here... Seriously now...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 2:59 AM

Are you thick mate? In one post you sit there completely clueless, insulting both the names you have given yourself on this website! You start off saying ' i heard sum poor dumbasses name is "direoswald" ' Yeah, thats fucking you, you moron, and later in some prepubescent attempt at rapping say 'jerome is gay' good fucking work!

Here you go Jerome, I'll explain to you what appears to have gone over your head. When you thought you'd have a go at becoming not only the coolest boy in your room, but also the big man in the house (since if he hasnt, your dad will probably leave you when he realises what a fucking shit job he's done) and try some battle rapping on a website for movie discussions.. you forgot to read what people have been saying.

When you said something along the lines of 'Wot S ur nme, so I cn rp abt u' or whatever in your attempt to mask your inability to spell... The random shemp replied with your name, thus meaning that if you wanted attempted to insult him, you would thus be insulting your own name. Being slower then the average person you actually did! How you actually manage to turn your pc on and type is beyond me... Unless your mum helps you with that before combing your hair, brushing your teeth and hosing you down in the driveway... You seriously have no clue...

And Im not even gonna go into the fact that you're so excited about D12, you absolute loser... Lemme guess your other favourite rappers are 50 cent, 2pac, dre and snoop? Is that about the extent of it? You absolute fucking loser, coming on a fucking website just to make lies about yourself, calling yourself slim and saying you have a fucking record contract. You're nothing more then a joke, go and do something with your fucking life! i come on here to find out about fucking films and i dont wanna have to wade through the bullshit raps and wannabe macho statements. Fuck off

 Loser   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 3:08 AM

RAPPING IS DA COOLIST OF DA COOL! IN NZ IM KNOWN AS THE WHITE EMINEM! YOU THINK IM LYING!?
This was written by NZ fag man.  
As opposed to the black eminem? you have no clue what a freak.



 RE: Loser   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 3:10 AM

You have a crap hair cut as well.
What kind of person would make lyrics about how he dissed people on a movie forum on the internet, what kind of person would buy such shite.
I mean as a badass rapper you should be complaining how the law is on your back all trhe time and how the other gangs want you dead.  You are pitiful.

The phrase entertain us jester comes to mind.

 RE: Loser   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 3:16 AM

We have seen you on web cam you are fat can't rap for shit and have a stupid eighties hair cut plus you dance in yoiur chair like your havinga fit and your blatently reading off the screen plus you look 12 and frankly I believe to have a hygene problem.
And you can't spell no more bullshit about text messaging YOU don't need to use it on a internet forum.  Just admit your part of the 2% of illiterate people living in the western world.

No one in NZ knows you at all do they?  I mean letsbe fair why would they a 12 year old fat geek rapper hardly a national institution.
Let me guess, your reply will be "your geeks cos u replied lol I'm so cool what a bunch of retards lol"

News flash loser man people enjoy mocking you is why we reply its fun and easy and no one important gets hurt.

 OK, your latest 'rap'   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 3:28 AM

OK, something i can go to town with here, lets look at your 'verse'.

'I aint fat its all in your mind buy our album and ill make u press rewind'  Ignoring all the punctuation problems, lets look at the facts, you ARE fat, we've seen the pictures, not only that but you are fucking hideous, and secondly you dont have an album, you cant even rap, and noone fucking likes you.

'you faggots must be blind you losers think im kind' How can you call us blind when you dont think you're fat? Mate, i dont think you are on to be questioning anyones eyesight. You say you're not kind, but i bet you're all to ready to help your mum clean you're room, and probably come straight home from school pretty promptly... loser

'like any famous rapper ill reenergise any time' Couldnt think of a rapper that could reenergise any time eh? Lets be serious, would any half decent rapper call other people 'famous rappers'? Get some fucking knowledge on the subject you loser.

'u nerds commited a crime u drank too much lemon and lime' What the hell not only made you write this - but also post it on a website. Has it always been illegal to drink too much lemon and lime, i wasnt aware of this at all!

'u stole all da food and rushed out da express shopping like' another simple line, listen you fat bastard, if anyone has stolen food it is probably you, and it was probably cos your mum wouldnt let you have any more chocolate, and you spent all your pocket money already.

'memorise my verse ill make your brain reverse' Again, you are putting lines in this piece of shit that just dont mean anything, you are seriously gonna make my brain reverse with these lines? You are honestly proud of these lines? Is your mum proud of them as well? Does she help you or something? This is a fucking joke you fucking loser!

'Jerome ur da one who went obese in america first u fat ass fag' Ok, i realise that i have split your obviously amazinlgy structured 'verse' in half here, but it had to be looked at together. I mean, you have just told everyone that you are not only the first obese person to exist in America, but you've also just come out the closet, and in one sentence! Havent you done well! You deserve a gold star for bravery on that one there, fucking loser.

'drink some coke to quench your thirst' This is yet ANOTHER pointless line which you are throwing in, lemme guess, at the time you were probably drinking a coke right? And felt inspired by the shiny red can.. who the hell are you talknig to anyways, you command yourself to drink some coke, eh Jerome? Is that some sort of Autism? Cant do a fucking command without first instructing yourself? If so please repeat after me ' Cut off my own hands '

'u faggot nerds must be brain dead or geek nerd cused' Ok, you have immediately done a basic rapping flaw here, unless using a form of alliteration, or unless you are seriously stressing a point - in which it needs to be repeated more often - you have used the same word, pretty much, twice in one sentence, i.e. nerd, especially for a noun. Come up with something slightly more descriptive, mext time, alright mate?

Fucking show this to all your make-believe buddies at MTV and in the fucking magazines, you untalented shit.




 jerome paris cruze   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 3:41 AM

"jerome paris cruze"
What a loser name. Are your parents retarded. Were they consulting the Big Book Of Retard Names when they named you.  Your name sounds likea fucking holiday.
AND you spelt it wrong YOU USE FUCKING CAPITAL LETTERS. Look every easy rule of English when using a name use a capital like Mike or Jill or Chris.  It even works for retard names like Jerome Paris Cruze
You freak.
I mean come on Jerome Paris Cruze Jerome well that name is just crap.  Paris named after a city couldn't your parents think of a relative they were proud of, or alternatively the biggest loser in the Iliad (its a book you illiterate wank).

Cruze well the less said about this the better.
Rule of thunb if your name is stupidly moronic like  Jerome Paris Cruze then never under any circumstances introduce your self.


 RE: jerome paris cruze   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 16, 2004 6:39 AM

SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP ALL U FUCKN GEEKS AND NERDS!!!

im a great rappa an i dont read off a fuckin screen. in NZ im famous an soon im guna b famous in da hole world!! im already famous on da internet, all u nerds keep postin messages abut me! u cant get enuff of me bitchs!
an 4 da last time IM NOT FAT! ur all probly obese bitchs who jus sit at da computa all day or ur skinny. in da video im wearing a baggy shirt but underneith im ripped like a fuckn bodybilder! soon im guna get record deals and probably ave a movie made about me an in it i will show al u fuckn geeks on ur computas whineing an den ur all b sorry!

 HAHAHA   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 9:39 AM

HAHAHAHA the old baggy shirt excuse.  YOUR FACE LOOKS FAT LOSER BOY. What are you going to say that you have baggy skin. Don't cry at the end of the day there ar thousands of people who are too fat to ever be loved or liked.
As for being famous no. NO. No none believes you. Not here not in New Zealand no one.

If we are so obese then why are we not more sympathetic to your plight rather than mocking you?

Still using your shitty text writing which doesn't show your cool it shows your a retard.



 OI ASSHOLE   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 9:43 AM

Yes that is right we will be sorry.  No really, the day a fat prepubesent prick like you ever gets a record deal will be the day that music and rap in particular has died.

 Google   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2004 11:03 AM

Checked on Google your not famous.  In fact I got this message. Your search - "jerome paris cruze" - did not match any documents.
Looks like everyone on this forum was right you are a fat loser.

So Batman I reckon it should be pretty good but I hope the star studded cast doesn't overcrowd it.
Know if there are any good female leads in it.

 o jesus   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 16, 2004 7:13 PM

y da hell are u so dumb? why would i use my real name??? its called "misfits of science" u can even look it up on google u dumbass,look at my face on webcam and den on da net and if any of u dumbasses try to hack my songs off me ull be gettin ur asses sued. jerome paris cruze. my names optimus in misfits of scince dumbass wen people see this post in metro nz music mag theyll log on and tell u all how dumb u all are. and wat do i gotta do to get to u to show u dat i aint fat, webcam dumbasses our faces all over the net, nz pages on google, if misfits of scince dont work try "fast crew" we feature in a song there, u dumbass, go look up more nerdy shit on ur comp u nerd

 huh?   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 16, 2004 8:01 PM

i called u fat but i took it back! i reaLISED DAT DA ONLY FAT PERSON ON DIS SITE IS JEROME IS GAY, SINCE HE ORDERS HIS FRIED CHICKEN OFF DA NET, WEN DIS POST HITS METRO NZ MUSIC MAG IN 3 DAYS, EVERYONES GONNA LOOK AT IT AND THINK OF HOW RETARDED U NERDS ARE,GO TO DA WEBSITE WWW.PMONEY.COM, MY PRODUCER ,WATCH DA VIDEOS AND U WONT SEE ONE FAT ASS ON IT YA KNOO,I BET U WHOEVER READES THE TOP SELLING MUSIC MAG IN NZ,AND LOOKS IN DA MISFITS OF SCIENCE SECTION,WILL COME ON DIS WEBSITE AND DISS DA SHIT OUTAA U, C4 TV I TOLD DEM TO SPREAD DA WORD: SPREAD DA WORD DISS DA NERD.
ON TV LAST NIGHT,I GO AWAY FOR 4 HOURS AND I GET 5 POSTS BACK. NERDS JUST PLAIN NERDS, IF I WAS FAT I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO GET A RECORD SIGING WITH PMONEY FOR DA MUSIC VIDEO. DIS IS ALL FOR DA FAME MAN, DA NETS DA BEST PLACE TO START, I BET U DTHEATRE WILL BE THANKIN US FOR GETTING SO MANY PEOPLE TO WRITE ON DA WEBSITE.ABOUT U.


Not for one minute did I ever doubt you/Always holding it down for my crew/Cats be like ooooooo/And I dig everything about you/And I've got soul for all my people/And I've got crew support that don't fold/And I rock this till I'm grey and old/And I've got you with me so let's roll

Like a used steelo pad that' sittin' in my hand/Man it still feels the same but it ain't do the job/They came to take it off these girls in tank tops/Like my man Gareth P we came to crush rocks/shoot hoops with jump shots and groove in high tops/we work like tape opps music something I've got/We put our foot to the pedal and the pedal to the metal/But the channel ain't changed it's Rap not Heavy Metal/Went and lost my licence once for speeding/Quickness is the thing the Fast Crew be needing/Too damn hot!! Since ya momma's breast feeding/Got you in your nappies when your mouth be teething/Old school feel got your ears receiving/Beeping on your cell phones and fax machines and/Leaving it to me you best be believing/Throwing these punches get down it's duck season

I've been rolling since back in the days of skateboards/Still my money ain't changed still making these acorns/Still the clan blazon we started moving our feet/No more using bluetack to make ends meet/No more saying like who's that and when do we meet/It's about meeting the snare highhats and the beat/Shake hands with the bassline it's rhyme over matter/Still seeing these sails like gathered at a regatta/And I've got plenty of time but never late/I cleverly time every rhyme that I make/And never mistake me for a liar or a fake/And if you want to hate, well Yippeekaiyai/Skipping my way come now follow the leaders/The words in my rapbook digest the readers/So let's bang another rap bonanza/Blow it up yeah I'd just like to thank ya

We be rockin' at the corner store/And down to the taxi stand/We be rockin' with the crew/Say who could ask for more/Cos you know that we do it we can/We be rockin' like everyday/And it stays the same/Like they do at the Holiday Inn/We be rockin' till six am/And that's just when we begin/Come on

Oh you forgot we're the cream of the crop so let's do it/We b-bang something solid so ya can't see through it/Mix ya head up with some alcoholic fluid/I concoct something on the rocks like a druid/We're not doing this but doing it for ears/Got plenty of beats rhymes and plenty of beers/All inhouse ain't got any of theirs/And it don't stop all for the love of Hip Hop/It's the Fast Crew coming whether you're ready or not/Girls grab a guy do ya dance show me what ya got/It's a match made in Heaven mnage a trois/With a fat beat a dope rhyme and an acoustic guitar/And I got more dollars and cents than a thief/I rock so many mikes I got chipped front teeth/And I can tell by the gleam in ya eye why ya looking/That yeah you can smell what the Fast Crew is cooking

ask me for da song if u want i can send da video to u,and another one,and another one, so u cant call us fat if u cant see us.


 spelling nerd   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 16, 2004 8:08 PM

wat da fuck are u a faggot voiced english pom head teacher? i dont have 2 spell correctly and anyway its treet talk y bother havin good puntuation unless its an exam? its faster,looks less stupid(well at least to normal people) and easy 2 type. why type two when u can type 2, i bet u in 30 years from now language will have evolved into sumthin lyke im speaking. its called txting,go buy ur son a cell phone or sumthing.u r a dumbass.clearly, u have to be smart to get a record sighing,u cant just be sum faggot dat comes up to pmoney and ask for a siging but y bother why spell "why" when u can spell y. who could be bothered holding shift and a letter just to look smart. dumbass.

 Treet talk   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2004 4:23 AM

Treet talk? what the hell is treet talk.  Oh you mean street talk.  Sorry there its just that with your moronic ramblings I didn't quite know what you were talking about.  Anywy to answer your question no one talks as you do unless they are on the mobile phone (as you rightly pointed out) or are a retard as you proved yourself to be.  In any case if you actually looked up a random interview with an actual (note the word actual as opposed to some pathetic 12 year old fat geek loser boywho keeps coming on  random movie forum site for publicity what the hell are you stupid) rap or hip hop star and you will find that it has been printed in normal English.
  As for the rest well I don't think you would be able to use proper English even in an exam as you are stupid.
I mean come on @but y bother why spell "why" when u can spell y.@ texting or not this makes no sense. Spelling like lyke that isn't an abbriviation moron.  People use normal English with spaces between there words "(faster,looks)"  because it makes it easier to understand as opposed to monosylabic shite which you use, yeah humans evolved past that when we stopped calling our kids oook or ugg.
No I agree you do have to be smart which is why you you don't have a record signing.  Well that is to say you used to have to be smart if you do get a record signing  (and I use if in the same context as Elvis will come back with Sinatra and Mozart to form a rock band) then obviously the critera have been lowered to being an overely aggressive fat loser guy who is clearly homosexual considering his over use of the word fag.
So hold on your name isn't Direoswald its not Jerome Paris I have a Shit Name Cruze what the hell is it are you not trying to get publicity here I mean if no one knows your name then how are kids going to know not to bother buying your shit records (which don't exist you mad mad poor freak).
So anyway you still didn't explain your baggy skinn (its called fat) the fact that we have aleen you on webcam (your fat) and the fact that your lyrics lick balls.
Not to mention your haircut whats that all about?  
In 30 years time you won't be speaking this text language you will be dead from overeating.  Seriously its not funny heart diseas is a serious problem and we  need healthy losers like you to do all the menial jobs like...no I can't actually think of anything you would be good at I don't  know using as live target for the army maybe?

 RE: Treet talk   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2004 5:14 AM

"We're not underground, we're not commercial; We're Undermmercial and Commerground." - Optimus

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!
Oh my God, you sad, sad boy...

 Look who cant stay away...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2004 5:20 AM

Okey Dokey... It seems you have not only been eating porky pies you have been telling them too.... You arent in misfits of science at all... are you tubby? And this elusive site 'www.pmoney.com' is either non-existant, or alternatively a domain for sale... you cant even tell a proper fucking lie you loser.

You havent even read the messages that have been posted about you... you were the person who was being referred to as 'Jerome Is Gay' Please, to maintain at least a little dignity stop insulting him, it is your own fucking name, and it is embarassing to me, to the guy who put the message, to you, and to your mum...

I like the comment you made in your previous message though ' IF I WAS FAT I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO GET A RECORD SIGING WITH PMONEY FOR DA MUSIC VIDEO ' you hit the fucking nail on the head there mate! You are fat, and you havent got a record deal, good fucking job. You fucking cry baby, get a fucking clue!

And then immediately you leap into a rap song, which OH MY GOD! Is completely different to your other attempts... and alas, it is because you didnt even write the fucking song, getting desperate are you? Realised you have no fucking talent, and just wanna hijack someones lyrics, someone who you dont think will get you caught out? You are not in the fast crew you moron! You are not Dane Rumble, Jeremy Kent-Johnston, Brad Devcich or Rebekah Benner You fucking Dick! Get a fucking life!!

Also as a side note - the group who you copied the lyrics from have got them spelt all correctly, and not in dyslexia language... they probably learnt to write and everything!

Please when responding to this message could you actually spend some time arguing the points.. And not rapping about your 3 inch penis...


 Fast Crew   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2004 5:25 AM

By the way, I have forwarded your message to the fast crew, and your e-mail, hope you dont mind in intricacies of a libel/slander/fraud case... have a nice day

 RE: Fast Crew   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 17, 2004 6:33 AM

Man! Me an all ma mates r jus laughn our asses off at al u fuckn nerds! u dont tink im a memba of misfirts of scince? HA! soon wen im on all da tv channels in da world den all u geeks r guna know dat i waz rite. Ur all guna go to ur nerd friends an say how ur got dissed by da cool new rapper on da block an how u've got a clam ta fame! im all u got in ur geeky lifes!

If u still tink i ain't fo real den check diss!

Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand
Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman
Fuck a peace plan, if a citizen bystands
the shit is in my hands, here's yo' life span
And for what yo' life's worth; this money is twice than
You grab a couple grand and lay up in Iceland
See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan
I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin
Hurry up with the cash bitch, I got a ride waitin
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried escapin
I want the whole pie, I won't be denied nathan
Maybe I need my head inside straightened
Brain contemplatin, clean out the register
Dip before somebody catches ya
or gets ya description and sketches ya
Then connects you as the prime suspect
But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet
Cause I got a daughter to feed
And $200 ain't enough to water the seed, the best thing
would be for me to leave Taco Bell and hit up Chess King
And have the lady at the desk bring
money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the Mac
Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack
This bitch tried escapin the jack
Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked
It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked
Then I slammed her on her back 'til her vertebrae broke
Just then the pigs bust in yellin "Freeze!"
But I'm already wanted for sellin ki's
And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin bees
So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots, they bust back
Hit the square in the chest, he wasn't wearin a vest

Left the house, pullin out the drive backin out
We were backin out this lady's Jag started blackin out
Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face
Shut ya yakkin mouth, 'fore I blow the brain from out the back ya scalp
Drug her by her hair, smacked her up
Thinkin fuck it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up
Stole her car, made a profit
Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window
like the girl on "Set it Off" did
Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminal
Drove it through somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin pool
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio
I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though
Parents screamin: "Son, go in and call the police
Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!"
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up
Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff
Actin like they never seen nobody hit a lick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores the price triples
I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles
And collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries
There goes the cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties
Stood up and started to see stars
Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars
Barely escaped, musta been some dumb luck
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck
But I think somebody seen me maybe
Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I must-a dropped the Beanie Baby
Fuck it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits
Came out with a white flag hollerin "TRUCE TRUCE!"
(Don't shoot!) Surrendered my weapon to cops
Wasn't me!  It was the gangsta rap and the peppermint Schnapps!

Still tink i anit no gangsta rappa? soon ur b kissin ma ass an beggin forgivness!


 Fucking Loser   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2004 9:55 AM

Listen mate, you are not a fucking gangsta rapper, and your friends you are talking about dont even exist, amd i right?

You are such a fucking loser, describing yourself as the 'white eminem' are you a fuckign moron? How many black eminems do you fucking know?? You suck dick you fucking faggot! You also 'rap' about how you have a 3 inch penis and how your dad is gay!
Are you stupid? Retarded? What is your fucking problem!

And you just copied one of eminems songs and claimed that it was yours? You know how we are finding out where you stole these lyrics from, dont you fat boy?!? I have e-mailed interscope about that as well... you seriously should stop stealing other peoples lyrics, they are copywrited you dick!

Good luck with the lawsuits asshole!

 Lets get this straight   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2004 10:36 AM

Lets get this straight there is aguy on this forum going by the name direoswald and you have also been linked to the guy rapping on the Marlon Brando dead at 80 thread are you or are you not the same person.  If not why are people saying you are?

 what da hell   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 17, 2004 6:51 PM

dat guy rapping aint me! hes da same guy dat haked into my account last time i was on. jesus christ why bother sending an email to us if u know were just gonna pst back saying wat a fag u are, if u dont believe me go on a webcam! its dat simple u can see me on webcam u dumbass,WEBCAM DIPSHIT how many times do i have to say, look on da webcam for proof, even better come to da misfits of scince concert,give me ur name and we will personally diss u in front of all da auduice in da aoteroa square.itll be on tv, go check it on on da "net" since surfing da net is all ur good at. proof.there. whos da idiot who sent an email to da fast crew? ask me to send u song if u want, da video clips about nerds,ill explain it to u, fast crew are rappping, nerds kidnap on eof their girls, the nerdas are looking just completly stupid, dressed up in matrix costumes with flash high tech geek phones and thick ass glasses,and basically we whoop da nerds asses. u wanna see it? its around number 5 on da nz music chart and its on c4 tv everyday. check it out.be embarrasd. ill tell da fast crew dat da guy who sent u da email is one of da guys u were impersonating in da music video. as for our video. ull see were mocking u too. max. nerds in our video clips? yip. who da hell cares if we get topped by eminem at least we actually did something,

p.s that guy dat just posted under da name "direoswald" is not me. he haked into my account thingy. proof faggots

 not me   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 17, 2004 6:55 PM

da only post i wrote on is this one, not that old man dying at 80 post,da only one ioll ever post on da net is dis one, u know every post off by heart dont u, geek.

 ha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 17, 2004 7:04 PM

since wen did i rap about my 3 inch penis?? dat was not me u dumbasses, i wont post until like around 24 hours from now, 5 hours after my post i had around,say i dunno, % POSTS, u even memorised all da posts u fucking nerd, old man dies at 80, do u get a magnifying glass and observe every line i say? ur trying so hard to get at me but u really just dont know wat ur doing. all ur doing is adding more pages for da magazine. keep it posting u faggots da only post i will ever write on until i say so is THIS ONE

 Mad or Wrong   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2004 2:21 AM

Your mad or wrong I don't know which.  You have repeadtly posted on other threads.
Not you rapping? bullshit the rap in that link was about as good as yours, you shit.
Anyway even if it isn't you you were still taking credit for both fast crew and eminem and frankly I don't believe that the misfits of science who ARE a actual band would be stupid enough to so blatently enfringe on copyrights.  You are a fraud, a lier an imitater, and general freak.
Put it this way the fast crew and eminiem lyrics you stole from were written completly differently from your other "works".
 You are a loser there is no magazine in which misfits of science are going to publicly come out and say how they hate the geeks on dtheatre is there?
 


 omfg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 18, 2004 7:42 PM

y da hell WOULD I ASK u to look at us on webcam, i nva said i was eminem dat was da guy who haked into my account, fast crew are our friends, o u want a copy? or u can justr look at our faces and read da magazine over da webcam,pics of us 2, so u cant say im fake wen im givin u a chance to look at us, datshow dumb u r. p.s i wont post back until 24 hours so whoever posts with my name is not me. get it through ur geek brain. o u want us 2 prove to u were doin this for da next mag? hmm i dunno, maybe u could look at my face on webcam den i can send u a music video which is currently around number 5 on da music charts, with nerdy impersonations, ull hear me rappin after i say " wats my name" den a chik says "jerome" jeeze u think i wont embarras u in front of a nation? wrong. i nva said i was eminem too, only people i belong wioth are fast crew and misfits of scince, hahaha wat do u mean misfits of scince aint real? jesus ur dumb look it up on da net, or even better on da recording studip webcam. see? i can prove it to u but u wont take it in. dumbass,dont 4get i wont post back till 24 hours from now. in case u make ANOTHER dumb comment. uve asked me so many questions and ive answered thjem all easily, ur all so dumb honestly,

p.s r1cardo1cardo@hotmail.com, u gave me ur msn a long time ago on this website u never go on anymore,i wanna talk to u

 No you dumb fuck   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 2:27 AM

No you dumb fuck you haven't answered any questions. hacked into your account what would be the point? considering "he" says everything you would say. Just admit your wrong and you got got caught out trying to steal eminems raps.  As for Fast crew why didn't you give them asny credit for the rap you stole off them. Your so lame you can't even come up with as good lie.
I didn't say Misfits of science aren't real you stupid shit I said YOU weren't part of Misfits of science.  Heres how it goes if I were to say I am part of Guns'n Roses no one would believe me quite rightly, no one believes you your just a stupid 12 year old trying to impress people, your so pathetic. And why arte you still going on about Jerome that WHOLE incident was mocking YOU but you are so stupid you don't even realise it.  What a loser.

 Idiot.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 2:33 AM

You try and deny that the guy in the rap video on the Marlon Brando link is you but then you get really annoyed that people are ripping the piss out of the rap "old man dies at 80, do u get a magnifying glass and observe every line i say?" Note the word I why use I if it isn't yyou why even get annoyed? Conclusion it is you.
Back to the original argument your Fat Stupid can't Rap for love or money You are delusional to the extreme your dad abuses you and generally have a bad haircut.

 Once again......   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 2:38 AM

"im a great rappa an i dont read off a fuckin screen" Once again you were refering to the video you deney you were ion well why get so annoyed at someone who isn't you? Conclusion- it is you and you are a retard.

 Misfits of science   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 2:44 AM

Misfits of scienc have had no press statements "dissing geeks and dtheatre" and which music magazine are you ytalking about loser.

 RE: Misfits of science   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 5:09 AM

I think that video of direoswald rapping might have been done a few years ago and that is why he doesn't like to admit that it's him. He probably didn't intend for it to be posted on the net but someone at his school probably got hold of the tape and did it for a laugh like what happened with that Star Wars kid who pretended he had a lightsaber. Anyway, if direoswald IS trying to become a real rapper then it's understandable that he wouldn't want anyone to know that video of him exsists.

 RE: Misfits of science   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 5:22 AM

Direoswald, I know that you like to type in text speak because it's so hip and cool but for one post could you please just type normally so we can understand what you're trying to say. Come on, just for ONE post type in ordinary English.

 Actually....   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 7:47 AM

Actually there is a site full of Direoswalds rapping and other strangness its hilarious, they are all really funny. There is one where he is playing the guitar (I say playing the guitar but of course I mean plucking one string every couple of seconds) and the song is "my dick has gone away I love my dick but its gone away", at first I thought it was some really wierd joke but by the end he is nearlly crying Man I hope he DOES get a record deal it will be the funniest thing since...ever.  What a loser.

 Rally against the man who is proud of his 3 inchs!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 8:21 AM

Good to see that everyone is taking up the now just profession of dissing direoswald... you are all worthy of Laudation!!

Jerome, you are a fat, lying, insecure little cunt! You have no talent, and you claim to be friends with people who probably wouldnt even sell you an album if they had the choice! You will unfortunately never make any friends, and will, quite justly, spend the rest of your days crying on your fat mums shoulders...

You are also a stupid twat, someone 'hacked into your account' - are you so thick that this can happen?? Also they managed to impersonate the manner of your speech perfectly? Wow, you are dealing with some professionals here arent you, fatty?

I take it you like 8-mile right? Seeing as you only have ever heard about 5 rappers, and one of them is eminem - who quite frankly you would suck off given half the chance... Well lemme guess what you are gonna put in your next post.....

You are gonna say that we are all geeks for posting on the same site as you.... You are Gonna repeatedly call people nerds..... You will claim that you are in the misfits of science, and friends with the fast crew... You will beg us to share a web-cam session with you.... and you will probably deny that you said you had a '3 inch penis' which was a 'nice little package'...

BTW - have you received any e-mails off interscope or the fast crew about the lawsuits yet??

 What??   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 8:35 AM

What is your obbsession with Web cam any way you some kind of internet whore


 RE: What??   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 19, 2004 9:11 AM

i cant belive how dumb all u nerds r! i hav 2 thank u all realy cos u ave givn me an ma mates so much amusmnt!!
u still dont tink im a member of misfits of science? all i can say iz i am. dat video u all go on abut was done years ago an waz A JOKE! how can u not c dat? now im a legit rappa know as Optimas and im a member of misfits of science and were goin to da top!
i don care if u cary on wit yo crapy combacks cos ill b laghin ma ass off wen im chilln in ma crib wit all ma hoe an ma cash from bein da biggest rappa in da world!

ha ha haha! u all a bunch of losrs!

 nop   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 19, 2004 11:14 AM

dat idiot dat just posted just now aint me. y would i deny it anyway. hahaha y send a letter to us?? ok if u actually did send a letter den prove it they aint got none sayin about a fraud,hahaha wen dey find out its just me, hahahahaa, wat da hell is wrong with u? da only way to prove it is webcam wat other way dumbasses,i can prove everything but u cant prove shit, my music video, y would i literally beg to u look at us on webcam den on da mags if i was fake.dis proves how dumb u are, that guy who just posted aint me, r u blind or sumthing, hahah even if i was a fraud y would dey wanna send a lawsuit to sumone who typed....on da net, well i can prove all os dis on msn, but wat can u prove, ur a geek nerd and a pathetic loser which looks up on da net for everything dat pops up in his mind. yep. dats u. dumbass complete dumbass, hahaha i have to say everything 3 times to get it through ur dumbass heads, i aint da fake direoswald dat just posted and why would i deny it,if u dont believe me look on da webcam cuz its da only wy of proving to u, ill even send u a music video with dat nerd clip i was talking about, there. wat else do i have to say to get to ur dumbass skulls

 one more thing   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 19, 2004 12:31 PM

one more thing, hahaha wat website did u post to fast crew on? tell me tell me hahahaa! send as many as u want but u have no idea wats going on in nz here hahaha, were not with interscope u dumb moron, wer ein nz, if u wanna post sumthin go to da fast crew or misfits of science website u dumbasses geeze they never recieved it out nz in ur search, interscope?

 Your Freestyles   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 3:38 PM

I am so glad that you accepted that the footage was you... lemme show the world some direct quotes of yours... You depraved cunt;

'My penis is 3 inchs long'
'Businessmen piss in my mouth'
'I fuck tables and i fuck chairs, I fuck hairs as long as they are not attached to a human'
'I like ducks, I like ducks, I like ducks'
'I'd like to fucking call my daddy out on molesting me'
'Im chilling with people who are gay'
'I fuck hens...twice'
'Im a doory, doory, whore'
'You havent got the stamina to put a dick in my mouth'

Fucking retard... plus you're reading them... fucking loser...

Why the fuck would we need to look at you on the webcam when you have just admitted that the video footage is of you?? We can see that you are far too obese to be optimus you fat cunt! You are just a depressed, depraved lonely little boy looking for attention with your imaginary friends.

By the way MATE, the reason why I told interscope was beacuase it was THEIR lyrics you stole and posted on this website as your own... Why would i tell a random other label that you have been claiming eminems lyrics for your own?? Get a life, and a fucking brain you moron.

BTW your double chin really shows up in that footage...

Good luck with the lawsuits!



 A question...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2004 3:44 PM

When did your dad leave you?

 ahahaha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 19, 2004 4:56 PM

actually, UR da dumbass, tell interscope if u want but the i.p address wont be mine, i nva posted a eminem song it was da idiot who went into my account and typed it in. he was just trying to help me and ur getting him involved in a lawsuit, u know, u nva sent an email to fast crew we cheked it at da recording studio nothing. at all. see wat i mean? i said it earlier, DAT WASNT ME, but u wouldnt listen. then u go embarrasing urself saying i copied eminem lyrics, da only lyrics i wrote were OURS, see? y da hell are u calling me fat wen u can see dat im bulky on webcam, Y wont u look at da music vieo? ok then, send me the footage, ill send u da real music video with us in it, i know the answer to all of those questions, U KNOW IM RIGHT AND U THINK U WONT BE EMBARRASED CUZ I DUNNO WHERE U LIVE, i can prove everything i said and wat can u prove? nothing, take this as a special rap 4 u,

dont call me fat u obese iraqi soldier, ur fat ass mums dyin she so wide u cant even hold her, all she can do is lay her fat head on ur 10 inch wide shoulder the longer u type the faster ur fried chiken gets more colder  

i can prove to u everything ive just said but u cant seem to get it through ur flabby ass head ud better stop eating b4 u end up dead u could just die now by layin backwards on ur bed and let the fat swim through ur body and suffocate u through the head instead u wanna live ,i can tell u I DONT GIVe! A FUCK about u and ur lawsuit problems i already know ur all ugly as mother fucking goblins shut da fuck up i know its u im topplin

i aint da one who put eminem lyrics on da net sue him if u want but hell probably reject it, u faggots seriously got no intellect or respect ur tempers reenegise refuel and eject  faster than ur lipsuction ejaculation release ur fat through masturbation! dont believe me but were known through da  nation , u speak like ur sum nerdy asian, u sound as if u were a bird dat was tortured caged in its a close relation like da rest of ur geeky generation u all try to finger me its like ur all racing, ur steadily pacing , typing wat lawsuit u think im facing

u got da wrong guy. i feel sorry for da guy who haked me and is getting sued. how many imes doi i have to tell u it aint me, they cant track down his i.p address and sue him but i have to say ur a real loser for telling interscope that he copied "their" lyrics, he was tryin to have sum fun cuz he was sick of u nerds, hahaha they can only sue him around a thousand anyway, hey actually, dieoswald tell me if u get sued ill pay half of it. there ha! u cant get at us u faggots, theres no way u can sue me cuz i actually have sum respect for eminem, why would i copy someones song if this post is gonna be shown in da mag? if da magazine said: direoswald, with an eminem song, then they wouldnt put it in. i only post wat I write u got dat? get it through ur heads if u ask one more dumbass question ill just say LOOK BACK U DUMBASS READ IT AND GET IT THROUGH UR DUMB ASS HEAD

 lmao   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 19, 2004 5:08 PM

y u calliung me fat again wen i can show u im not on webcam. if not webcam tell me another way, music video, u never even seen da video and if u have how many singers are in it. hm? omg, u sayin im not optimus. ahahhaa I CAN PROVE IT. ILL SAY IT AGAIN. I CAN PROVE IT ON WEBCAM. answer dat, if u dont look at me on webcam. and u call me fat u really are the number one dumbass in ur country ill even send the video to u, ILL SEND THE VIDEO TO U, ITS ON TV LIKE EVERYDAY U DUMBASS, NO FAT SINGERS ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND. HAHAHA wat u gonna say to that? call me fat again? actually i have to say everything at least 3 times to get through ur dumb internet full mind, I CAN PROVE EVERYTHING. WAT CAN U PROVE, DAT UR SUM FAT OBESE NERD WITH GLASSES AND RED HAIR? I CAN SEND U DA VIDEO FOOTAGE, GO ON DA NZ FORUMS AND ULL SEE DAT NO ONE SAYS WERE FAT, JUST CUZ UR COUNTRYS FULL OF FAT PEOPLE DAT CANT AFFORD TO LOSE WEIGHT TO GET INTO A VIDEO SO THEY HAVE TO STAY FAT.

in nz u cant be fat if u wanna be a celebrity dats actually gone sell more than 5 albums, e.g ur country full of fat people, i said everything. no no im saying it again, look on da webcam. look at da music video which is in da top 5 charts and is shown on tv everyday,look at our faces on webca, ill even show u last moths magazine. geeze if i gotta rerpaet everything ive said 4 times just so u can get it through ur dumb ass geek flab stuffed cholesterol full brain cells

 RE: lmao   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2004 9:31 AM

OOOoooh... So now you're BULKY eh?

 bye all   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2004 9:45 PM

da dtheatre section of da mag is ending rite here. than u 4 ur co operation i wont be coming on here anymore, ever. so u can go on talkin about batman with fatman (jerome is gay) or u can talk about me while im gone. either way it wont be in da magazine it ends here. bye 4 eva

 RE: bye all   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2004 2:50 AM

Yea, I thought you'd probably chicken out sooner or later. Anyway, I wouldn't actually be suprised if this kid was a member of mishits of science or whatever the fuck it's called as they seem to be a pretty retarded rap group anyway.

 RE: bye all   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2004 5:40 AM

And so ends direoswalds annoying raps on dtheatres pages.  Its been a long journy bringing down such a fat loser, sometimes sad sometimes funny often crude but never dull.
In many ways I would like to think I had some contribution to getting the biggest retard I have ever known retard off this site.  From insulting his name to mocking his weight I persisted and now I'm sure we can all be sure that he is in his room now crying that he was mocked quite mercillessly by people he has never even met.  Will he live and grow stronger with this encounter or will he eat and just grow.  Will he die of emmbarressment or will he die of a horrific car accident who knows, who cares.
 Although I say I had some contribution there are many others I would like to thank other random shemps who tore direoswalds pitiful lyrics to pieces the random shemp who posted the link of him rapping, dtheatre for providing a forum for the heated debates, my mum my dad friends pets etc etc.
   And so fare well.  Before I go I leave you with this final thought. If your fat stupid and retarded can't rap for shit and are generally thought of as a loser don't start arguments. You will lose.

 LOLOLOLOL!!!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2004 1:58 PM

What a goofy little douchebag! lmao He looks like the fat little nerd who always got picked on in school.

 bak   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 21, 2004 7:36 PM

even though the post wont be in da magazine anymore since its too late to edit it,ive decided to have more fun wit u. y would i cry if i was in da top 5 charts in nz. hahahaa! i knew it! i knew sooner or later sum idiot would call me fat. well i got to say this AGAIN, i aint fat, u can even see me on webcam. ive said that same thing around about 11 times now. 11 TIMES. anyway, if its reached number 1. how would it be crappy? number 5 official australia charts, i got no idea how many albums been sold in america but i know it hasnt even reached da top 20 yet, u know wat? read some reviews on da album. ull see dat its da highest selling album in nz rite now after magic city and fast crew, misfits of scince. more money den u can ever make.no were not angry. we literally laugh wen u sue da wrong guys, always callin us fat wen we can prove were not, trying to make us look fake but instead we make it backfire in ur face every time by answering ur stupid questions, the way all u skinny anorexic stereotype 4 eyes nerds get together and talk about us AFTER were gone. its a crack up, man Y DA HELL COULDNT U POST DAT SHIT ABOUT US BEFORE I SAID THIS WAS DA CLOSING STATMENT OF DA MAGAZINE U RETARDS! it wouldve made so many people laugh. well at least dey got da "interscope sueing" bit.
answer these questions. y wont u look at da number one music video in nz. y call me fat wen u can clearly see in not on webcam AND ON DA MUSIC VIDEO. y r u calling our album which took a fucking half year to make stupid if its high ranking in da album charts. u cant answer dem cvan u except with stupid unfunny comments. i mite b bak bye.

 RE: ba"C"k   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2004 5:02 AM

Whoops, spoke too soon. Direoswald, how can you not see that you are the only one who is looking like a complete retard on this forum? I actually believe that you're a member of this rap group and everything else and guess what? It doesn't make a difference because you're still fat and retarded and can't spell. If you've got your own website or something then please scan in this article whenever it comes out in the magazine because I'm sure it will make for some very enjoyable reading.

 OMG   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2004 12:03 PM

Reading his posts makes my head hurt.  WHY CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH FREAKBOY???  Geez.

 RE: haha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2004 12:24 PM

lol

 direoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2004 12:34 PM

if direoswald is calling us nerds then why does he come on here every hour or something? And this is supposed to be about the batsuit not some fat boy with an 80s haircut! and why does direoswald have to write such long posts?

 ahahaha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 22, 2004 7:02 PM

jesus , ok make that 11 times iva had to said this to get it through ur cholestrol brain cells cuz its full of geeky nerdy computer games, and if u check da times i actually come on around 24 hours after i post. rite now bak to the dumbass comments, call me fat. AGAIN. u think i care about that? nope. im just saying how dumb u r calling me fat wen ive been literally begging u to see us on webcam. now. im gonna answer da 2nd question, ive said this around 20 times. ill say it in capitals so u can read it properly, u thick glasses 4 eyes nerds, MY SPELLING IS AN ABBREVIATED VERSION OF REAL SPELLING. Y DA HELL TYPE "WHY" WEN U CAN TYPE "y". DUMBASSES. ESPECIALLY IF UR ON A FRIKIN INTERNET POST. IN CASE U DONT UNDERSTAND, "one"-"1",
two-2, its simple. well at least 4 me cuz i have to write  da fucking lyrics for da album. one mistake and money comes outa my pocket, and by da way in case u didnt know how i manage to type all dis is i dont wqorry about spelling errors and i use teen slang txt message spelling. 5 minutes moron

 HO HO   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2004 3:29 AM

I love the way direoswald needs to have the last word.  He is such a retard.

LET ME GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL WE HAVE SEEN YOU ON WEBCAM RAPPING AND YOU ARE FAT talk about calling us dumbasses your the one who can't acknoledge your weight problem

Also text teen slang is stupid when you are typing you fool. You are not texting on a phone now you are on a computer or are you stupid enough tonot to realise that?

We know you type like that when you are typing your lyrics it was how we managed to work out youhad stolen fast crews and eminems lyrics because it was such a clear copy and paste job you are truly a idiot.

You never answered the question when did your dad leave? I bet it was your fault for being such a whiney bastard or maybe your mum was just ugly?




 RE: HO HO   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2004 3:40 AM

Can we at least have one post when you type normally? Please? Or is it that you can't actually type in normal English? Go on, prove me wrong.

 who isnt fat?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2004 8:31 AM

Look you fat bastard, yes thats right - we're calling you fat again - we have all seen you on the webcam footage you posted... You say you answer our questions right? Well can you answer these ones for me:

1) Who is it you believe talks in the text language to make themselves cool?
2) Why do you believe that copying someone else makes you cool?
3) What is your real name?
4) If you are such a good rapper then why did you 'rap' "my penis is 3 inchs long" and "I fuck hens...twice" and "you havent got the stamina to put a dick in my mouth"?
5) Why did you post other peoples lyrics on here?
6) Have you tried losing weight recently?
7) How old were you when you found out your dad had hit your mum?

Answer all 7 of those properly - dont avoid the questions at all - answer them straight, please, for all our sakes, try and redeem some credibility. If you truly believe that you are in a magazine, dont get shown up to be an idiot so often, anser the questions...


 RE: who isnt fat?   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 23, 2004 10:18 AM

how many tims do i hav 2 tell u nerds I AM NOT FAT!!! jus lok at da website 4 misfits of science an u c ma photo!!! anyway, here are all de ansers jus 2 shut u up 4 gud!

1. who tlks in txt langage? everyone u fucking old man! wat r u like 70 or sumthing? ha ha ha! txt talk is wat all da hip yong ppl use!
2. wat am i suposed 2 have copyed? i told u dat im in misfits of science so u can shut up
3. i told u ma name is Jerome u retard
4. u ever herd of sarcasam? it was a joke u fuckin dumass! an it waz ma 1st atempt at rap cos im betta now anywayz
5. i told u dat da lyrics wit emeniem waz done by somone hoo hacked into ma account!
6. dat video waz done years ago an it waz nt fat anyway it waz jus baby phat cos i waz young but now im 15 an im buffed up cos i go 2 da gym evr day an not jus sit at da computer like u nerds
7. mybe your dad beets yo mom but dats not how tings r in ma family. yo dad probly rapes u aswell

u happy now geek boy? i hav a queston 4 u,
y dont u do sumting else than read abut geek films on da net an go out an do sumting llk ive done?

 haha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 23, 2004 7:00 PM

ok, the guy that just posted is not me either. and ive said this 5 times u dumbass it wasnt me who rapped about 3 inch penis and copied eminem lyrics, and yes i did copy and pate my lyrics of da net cuz i dont have enought ime like u nerds to type da whole thing in, aaannnnnddd for da 20th time literlally, its called teenage slang, and i aint  fat, look at da webcam, look at da website, u clearly must be blind behind ur thick 3 inch glasses u nerds, i bet u sum idiot will say sumthin about da spelling, or call me fat again, u clearly are running out of things to say, wat u gon say next?

ill say this b4 anyone of u idiots say it, the guy who typed just now is not me. if it was me id confess it but y da hell would i deny it, i nva cop[ied eminems lyrics and sum idiot told interscope i did. but thell have da wrong i,p address. cuz it wasnt me, hahaha! y da hell u call me fat wen u can see da numba 1 music video in nz?dumbassssssss, running out of things 2 say now eh? well, fake direoswald u probably didnt get sued did u? he nva told interscope anyway. i copied and pasted our lyrics from da nz website top 40 chart, unlike u nerds i cant spend typing for an entire hour a day, anyway send the fast crew a lawsuit thingy they know already, who said i stole misfits of scince lyrics? riite, after all i did to put da post on da magazines, u call me a fake, after i begged u to look at us in da webcam and let us send u da top music video in nz......dumbass. callme me fat again its entertaining atching nerds make fools of themselves. ha! eminem wouldnt mind me copying his lyrics anyway since hes comin to nz in dec 26th, fast crew,dei hamo are gonna be with them and well be  making guest appeareance, go check it out on da nerd net if u want, d12,nz, december, ill email u da poster if u want hahaa, but clearly u dont like hip hop, u cant even call me fat on msn over webcam and watch our videos. u havent answered my question yet but i answered all urs, u want a copy of da albm? ill send it to u for free over da net just so u can listen to the nerd song mentioning dthetre geeks in it, top 5 albums in nz for over 3 weeks now, number 1 in sounds music store, y do u come on here every hour? i come on every 24 hours and spend 5 minutes typing, of course its easier 2 type usoing teenage slang, i dont giv a fuck since im typing on a fucking internet forum, nerds,pure nerds. ive answered all ur questions now answer mine


 IF.....   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2004 6:01 AM

If you are a member of misfits of science then you must be fairly well off?  Why don't you have a bette computer that doesen't get "hacked" so easy?

If your computer is getting hacked so many times why don't you you get it looked into?

Why does the fake direoswald prety much agree witrh all the same sentiments that you do?

If your not the guy on the video then you would agree that that guy is a fat twat who can't rap for shit and his dad propably is abusing him and that guys mum probably is butt ugly right?

Just wondering.

 RE: IF.....   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2004 11:36 AM

stop trying to confuse everyone direoswald, you're just trying to claim that there's someone hacking into your computer so that anytime you get caught out saying something stupid you can claim it wasn't you. I mean really, who would take the trouble to hack into the computer of a retarded 12 year old?

 omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 24, 2004 8:08 PM

well i dont go to da labs high tech computer i use my own. anyway, he hacked my account not my computer, AND hes a nice guy, at least according to me since u al probably think hes a dickhead, well he was callin u nerds too so i guess im not da only one, u can even check da i.p addresses, y would i go and say it wasnt me anyways, ook ill say dis: FUCK U DTHEATRE, i admitt its me, look at da times, how would i be able to go on at 11pm every day, or sum foreign time, ha! u calld me fat 13 times, u can see on webcam but since ur running out of insults i understand u, o well. keep it up. dis is becoming sum kind of typing hobby or sum shit, r u an iraqi? i remember sumone sayin they sayin dey were, well just in case u r, dis is 4 u,

u stupid iraqi ur sons a homless suburban, ill cut ur beard off and shove it down ur turban, wat da hells wrong u with u obese iraqi geek, just cuz u bombed a bulding u fucking faggot freak,

even if u werent iraqi ur life represents zero, we think ur a faggot but sadaam thinks ur a hero, say hi to ur iraqi mum and dad watch dem strap bombs 2 demselves while smokin a fag u nerds get ur computer fixed just bcuz of a lag get a life stop carrying ur poor home in a bag

5 minute raps all i do on dis website, u so scared all u can do is call me fat instead of lookin straight into my face on webcam and da video, look up da i.p address and see which one gets sued by interscope, well it aint me, ive proved everything ive sai and all uve proved is....SHIT
i luv it wen u post bak
keeps me laughin

 IP   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 2:15 AM

IP adress could simply mean you were using a different computer like at school.... You retard.
Calling you fat isn't a insult its just reiterating what you are an insult would be somthing that is strictly speaking untrue like calling you a retarded donkey raping knob jocky who couldn't get laid with a whore.  Thats untrue who rape horses not donkeys.

If the hacker is such a nice guy why does he hack into your computer why doesn't he set up his own address, was your dad a nice guy? Did he he  touch you in th "nice places"? did social services tell you those places weren't so nice? did the police take your dad away to a "nice place"?
Your a fool  plus whats your thing with Iraquis and haven't you got better things to be doing like being on a gig oh wait thats right your not really a rapper.

Yeah your rap about Iraqi was shit and for the record I actually like rap and hip hop so fuck you dick wad.

 Racist   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 2:54 AM

Direoswald you are just racist stupid scum. Mate YOUR country relies on sheep and tourisim what sort of fucked up place is that.  Stop commenting on things you don't know anything about and go back to your room.

I really do want to know why you think you can rap your shit.

Let me make a few guesses here. You don't have any friends, at least not real ones. Maybe a few that let you hang round with them. But I bet they take the piss out of you and you think it is banter, it isn't they think your a twat.

You get bullied at school which is why you present the image of being a hard amn on the internet well we have seen you your not.
 Now I'm not going to threaten you because that is sad and we will probably never meet but simply on a scientific basis based on the facts I would break you.  That fat on your body makes you weak. Though you have a weight advantage that would be countered by speed plus based on the fact that you nearly cry in your raps you don't have the raw aggression to win a fight.
Anyway the point is anyone can be an internet hard man but seriously you aren't.
Onto your family I would say a basic case of divorce where you think your to blame (you are) but I don't know I'm no psychatrist so I'm also going to venture a guess that your dad beats your mum and abuses you.  I'm right aren't I?

Now the racisim well your too young to have lost a job to an ethnic minority and who wants to immigrate to NZ anyway so I would put that down to general stupidity.

Only child right?

I would actually say that your not doing to well in school. Otherwise you wouldn't need the delusions that you were a member of a rap band i.e escapisim from the fact that you will never achieve much yourself.  Clearly Engl;ish isn't your high point as shown by your incoherent ramblings, but your lack of reason and logic would suggest a lack of scientific knowledge either.  I guess music is your favourite subject but secretly you know that you are not very good at it.
No doubt Geography achieves you top marks but at your age geography achieves everyone who isn't retared top marks. IT you are probably doing well at but that has earned you the label of geek or nerd at your school thus warenting random acts of aggression and escapisim directed at those you feel most responsible. Other internet users yet you are torn in a love hate relationshipwhich you can't escape because the people on this sight are the only ones who show you any attention.
Other subjects rated A-F
History-C
(only if the teacher discounts your appaling spelling and racisim)
Classical CivilisationF (don't be stupid you wouldn't have a chance of doing this subject)
Economics- F (HO HO you wouldn't understand the first graph)
Business-E (Buisness is easier than Economics but see above for general notes)
Maths-D (you are pretty retarded)
Sport/Games/Gym-F (lose some weight)
Art-? (the old unknown but I'm guessing you are crap at it)

Anyway sessions over get off the couch.
   




 Good work that man!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 3:49 AM

I am pretty impressed by that psycho-analysis the random shemp did on you there - pretty accurate i guess... But lets take it back to the questions... find out the truth of the matter...
Answer these properly and ill try my best not to refer to your chins...
1) Are you a single child
2) Would you consider yourself lonely
3) When did your mum and dad split up
4) Why do you lie about people hacking into your account, then say that they are nice guys, when effectively they have said you have a 3 inch penis
5) Where do you get off putting racist slander on these forums, you fat cunt
6) If you are in the misfits of science - why did you take the fast crews lyrics, and not your own? Did you tie yourself up in your own lies?
7) What is the FULL name, including middle names of the other guy in the group?
8) What is your managers name?
9) What is your promotion officers name?
10) What is your accountants name?

If you really are optimus you will know the answer to all of these questions, dont just fob them off, prove you are who you claim to be... ANYONE who is in the music industry WOULD HAVE TO KNOW THESE PEOPLE! Dont claim that you are too cool to know or anything, tell the truth..

Ok - now onto your attempts to insult the more intelligent masses... i.e. me..

I can comment on a lot of things without mentioning the fact you have damaged some scales recently... First of all its the arrogance at raps which are complete shit.. Lets dissect another one - one which you are fucking proud of too!

"All u nerds beta listen 2 me"
Look man, that is quite frankly a serious case of lack of self esteem - not only insulting the listeners in the first line, but also having to ask for them to listen to you because you dont believe that they will without you begging them.

"im a cool rapper dat can count 1 2 3"
Again - self esteem - no self-repsecting rapper will have to tell anyone that they are cool, it should be implied by the rap itself. And you are showing off you can count to 3 - whats your problem mate?

"im gangsta badass
know wat i say?"
You are getting so repititious here it is a joke - having to convince people you are 'gangsta badass' cos you dont even believe you are - then putting 'know wat i say' because you cant think of anything else to fill the void

"you is probably gay"
Lemme see - gone from 9 syllables in one line to 6 - you even know what rapping is?? And again, due to your repressed homosexuality you are trying to use it as an insult and forcing your problems onto others due to you insecurity. Plus it should be 'you are probably gay' even claiming that you're talking cool cant hide the fact you are using the wrong words...

"yea yea yea"
This is shit

"yo digady"
This is shit too

"hip hop no yo don stop"
This again is shit - why are you putting 3 lines of fillers in you idiot

"hear me now"
That is 4 lines of fillers already, and you have only had 4 lines of verse's, shouldnt you try and put some more actual rap in??

"i kin rap yo ass
hard as yo like"
K - i may need a hand with this - does kin mean can? Thats not cool speak - you have used as many letters as normal, but got 2/3 letters wrong. Or are you meaning 'i can rape your ass' In which you are again showing the fact that you are a repressed homosexual...? Help me out on this

"put up a fight and yo see ma might"
You have to tell people that you are tougher then them - i aint ever heard of you as a tough guy apart from when you have said it - thus you are not a tough guy - you are just a liar

"my posse come down
like a ton o bricks"
Hmm - a bit cliche that line - run out of original material again?


"yo be shittin yo pants
on yo mommas tits"
If you are trying to talk cool - shouldnt it be u not yo? And how the hell would someone shit themselves on their mums tits? You must have done it - tell me!

"wackin up da mic NZ style!"
Fucking moron - 'wackin up' - so you are potentially good rap and 'wackin it up' to make it shit - you even know what the words you use mean??



 RE: Good work that man!   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 25, 2004 8:11 AM

how many times do i hav 2 tell u! dat waz not sed by me! it waz da guy who hacked ma account an anyway he was probly jus jokin around but i gess u r 2 dumb 2 work dat out.

anyways, i am a single child but so wat? maybe u lik havin a sister so u can watch her in da shower but i woodnt want 2 do dat
im not lonly, im probably da most popular guy at school an by da way i sometimes show ma m8's dis website an they fink its funy da way i keepmockin u nerds
ma parents aint divorced
im not lying abut da hacker but i like dat he kepps mockin u so hes ok.
ur probably jus a iraqi so i dont relly care wat u tink
da fast crew r ok wit me using dere lyrics cos we is cool u retard.
im not guna tell u da other stuff cos i dont want u sending dem emails an tryin 2 giv dem abuse cos i dont need dat shit.

an finaly for da last time LOOK AT DA WEBCAM AN U C IM NOT FAT!!!!!

 Look   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 10:27 AM

Look you shit head you keep contradicting yourself if your a member of the fucking misfits of science why the fuck are you at school your such a loser.
You don't have any friends no one is hacking into your account you are just a turd your raps are shit your shit your family is shit and if you had any friends which you don't they are shit.  WE HAVE FUCKING SEEN YOU ON WEB CAM YOU ARE AS FAT AS FUCK give it a rest and stop denying it you cunt and get a life now FUCK OFF!

 Direoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 12:47 PM

I'd laugh if direoswald got kidnapped and taken hostage by an iraqi terrorist group for all the insults against iraqis. But i suppose they would have to kill him quickly or he'll start rapping. It'll be a good thing if direoswald is killed because he is so fat his dead body could feed a ugandan village for a few years ending starvation.

 Tut Tut   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2004 5:13 AM

That is an exceptionally good point there - you are 15 years old - you have admitted to that numerous times - and from all my research there is noone in misfits of science yet to go through puberty...

And the video clips are dated from about 3 months ago you lying fat bastard, some from even more recently, and i doubt you have the strength of will to avoid the pies for that long.

Now lets see - some cool rappers - lemme think

1) Pharoahe Monch
"Strong wicked, in the lex on the celly
Now you gettin fucked without the k-y jelly
How i made it you salivated over my calibrated
Raps that validated my ghetto credibility
Still i be packin agilities unseen

Hmm no text language there

2) A tribe called quest
"It's the leader quest vision and we got the goods here (here!)
Never on the left cause my right's my good ear (ear!)
I could give a damn about a ill subliminal
Stay away from crime cause i ain't no criminal
I love my young nation, groovy sensation
No time for hibernation, only elation"

Hmmm there are two awesome rappers there - some of the best no question - and they arent talking in text - what could this mean??

Here are some other lyrics not written in text language - a mars bar if you can name the group Jerome
"Some days later out in the night
A trap had been made
And I was caught

They wanted to kill me with a silver axe
But I turned around
And burnt them all out"

Hope you understand you are actually wrong by the way


 RE: Tut Tut   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2004 7:11 AM

I bet he's going to come back on and say how the last post wasn't him and how we're all nerds and how his gay little rap group is No.1 in New Zealand. So original.

 hahahaa   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 26, 2004 10:44 AM

oh my god, wat did i tell u, sum idiot would say sumthing stupid again, ok, check da i.p address and see who got sued by interscopeit aint me, and 2nd, if i was a fake then why wouild i beg u to look at me on webcam......AND FOR GODS SAKES IM NOT 15 U GULLIBLOE IDIOT, whos da moron nerd who calle dme fat? riiiite, u want me to prove to u, no cuz ur too scared u wont have anything more to say, look at me on webcam u idiots, u cant say anything if u dont, OH MY FUCKING GOD, yes, 3 moths ago we released fools love and then we relaesedf fools love ragga remix and NOW weve got mmmmhmmmm u dumbaz, i can easily prove it to u, but u akready know im real and dat i posted half opf this post onto metro, ill even post da mag to ur house if u want or show it to u on webcam, ha!

if ur so smart answer me this: y wont u see me on webcam? u always come up with a lame joke or excuse cuz ur just too dumb to interprett it into ur mind, so if u cant see me on webcam due to u being so scared, then y r u always callin me fat? hahahahaahaha bloody dumbasses, i said i was 15 to make it seem like a bunch of 40 year old nerds were gettin their asses mocked by a lil kid, im 23, fool,

i can prove everything i have every said , look up "ten best nude scenes of 2003" and ull see the fake direoswald, he tells u everything, that hes a hacker, he gave me his msn address too, read it dumbass, or even better, go do ur nerdy geeky hack thing and check out my i.p address. if the fake one was me i would have lost a million cuz the fake one posted a eminem song and sumone reported him. it actually made me laugh out loud. how dumb can u idiots get?

the biggest mystery and the last question im gonna ask u is: HOW DA HELL DO U MANAGE TO GET ONLINE EVERYDAY AND TYPE? I HAVENT BEEN ON IN 2 DAYS AND 6 POSTS COME UP, BLOODY NERDS, i cant be stuffed opening the computer and connecting just to type for 5 mintues, u seruipusly are so pathetic u make us laugh. i said look at me on webcam to prove im in misfits of science,to prove i aint fat and that ur all just anorexic skinny loser nerds with thick az glasses, i could send u all three music videos, i know uve got notin else to say, but try harder u morons, this is getting boring, u say the son here every hour and type rubbish that uve said 30 times before. i always prove u wrong cuz ur all too scared too look at me in da music video,on da mag and on webcam, wat have u proved, ill tell u, uve proved ur a lil nerd dat actually cares about spelling on a frikin internet post. u just come up with da same lame fat jokes and try to catch me out, but ull nva do it, im real u can see me on webcam.

 RE: hahahaa   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2004 4:25 AM

Woah woah, hold up a minute... you're 23!!? Jesus, I thought you were just a bit immature but now I can see that you're properly retarded. Seriously dude, at 23 you should have learnt to spell properly. Also, you claim that we're all nerds because after you post you come back and there's been like six replies? Yea, six replies from DIFFERENT people you fucking dumbass. And if using a computer is so geeky then how come you're still cool enough to use one? Anyway, you shouldn't go around pretending to be a 15 year old kid on internet forums because that's the kind of thing that phedolphiles do.

 RE: hahahaa   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2004 6:35 AM

thats because he is a paedophile

 u see?   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 27, 2004 2:53 PM

you see? i gotta explain everytyhign to u 12 times before u cant get it through ur dumb ass head, its called teenage slang. txt message writing maybe if u got ur eyes off dat computer screen and took a walk in da hood u would know things change. and anyway, its faster typing and its only a internet formum geeze, dumbass. 23, yes. i am. it only seems imature cuz ur da one gettin ur ass laughed at, u all are clearly runnng out of things 2 say. dis is getting boring i enjoyed the witty nerds dat talked back and made sense.

 ha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 27, 2004 3:18 PM

i can show u the dtheatre batman begins subject in da metro magazine titled: geek patrol, its 5 pages long and shows the readers the stupid things u nerds said on da batman post, subheading on page 3: fatman "jerome is gay" talks about batman. ( sum idiot admitted his name was jerome is gay, so if anyone wants to see our music video or da magazine, ask me. by the way its selling pretty well in shops such as whitcouls. monthly magazines check it out and be embarrased u geek nerd


 RE: u see?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 3:50 AM

Firstly, your the one getting your ass laughed at not us. And secondly, your saying that we're running out of things to say? Your the one who keeps saying geek and nerd and how text message writing is cool. Your pathetic

 RE: u see?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 5:45 AM

Post up the magazine article somewhere and tell us how to access it.

 SO hold on...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 8:22 AM

Your 23 but your using teenage slang and for all the time you have been on dtheatre you have been pretending to be 15... Your sick especially as you make out you go to school ahh man are you some kind of pervert.... And whats with visting random best nude sites to find out about actual teenagers you are one sick motherfucker. Its people like you who should be locked up. Do you like go on these sites to make friends with people who think they are your age you bastard fuck off, I thought you were just a retarded loser I didn't realise you were a kiddie fiddler.

 Why why why????   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 8:33 AM

I swear you must be retarded! How many times do we have to tell you about Jerome is Gay... Lemme explain it

You're name is Jerome - you admitted that. You thought you would 'impress' us all by putting one of our names in a 'dis' rap. Someone answered that their name was Jerome is gay - thinking that you would be too stupid to see the Joke, but you fell for it! You proceeded to keep on insulting a name called Jerome Is Gay. This would be like Eminem accidently doing a song called 'Marshall Mathers is gay' you must be seriously stupid man...

And now a few things about your age - Why do you keep on refering to the way you speak as teenage slang - when it isnt. Not only that but you are not a teenager, which makes you creepy. In my opinion anyone who goes on the internet pretending to be a minor, and not only constantly asks people to have a webcam session with them, but then wants to send them to a paedo site has got problems... you are disgusting.



 have a guess.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 9:04 AM

(Q)Have a guess who this was written by? "i dont believe how angry i can get u! wats wrong with a 13 year old kid getting kiks out off pissin off a geek like u?"(A) Diresoswald.

(Q) Have a guess when?
(A) April 30 2004

Your sick. Only a few months ago you were posing as a 13 year old thats it is very very wrong for a 23 year old to be doing.




 RE: hahahaa   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 11:37 AM

The reason why you havn't been on in 2 days is because you're probably writing some shitty rap.

 RE: ha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 11:43 AM

I could probably write something on a website about some fat shit with a 80's haircut who thinks he is better than everyone else!

 RE: have a guess.   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 12:34 PM

I've seen him rapping. 3 points. 1. he's fat   2. he's got an 80's haircut   3. he doesn't look 23. On some website there was pics of direoswald and this web site was calling him a retard. Also you could buy direoswald (won't say his real name)is a retard merchandise, so it isn't just us on this fourum who thinks he's a retard!

 Direoswald Rapping   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 1:22 PM

If some people still havn't managed to see direoswald rapping then the link to download it is http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispy.wmv this video is so funny. I can't believe direoswald said he's not fat when people have seen him!

 RE: Direoswald Rapping   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2004 1:25 PM

or there is the MP3 version http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispy.mp3


 RE: Direoswald Rapping   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2004 6:07 AM

The great thing about this guy is that he has completly tangled himself in lies

Oh what a web we weave when at first we learn to decieve.

Even Houdini couldn't get himself out of this one.


 RE: Direoswald Rapping   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2004 8:39 AM

No wonder direoswald didn't want to admit that it was him rapping, that video must have been done years ago if he's 23. Also, I typed in Misfits of Science into Google and all I came up with was some 80's Courtney Cox movie. Maybe it's his favourite film judging from his haircut?

 NO   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2004 9:09 AM

No misfits of science is a rap band its name was inspired by the same movie.  However direoswald clearly isn't in the band he isn't 23 he is 15 and is a retard.
I doubt he will reply again considering he has been found out.

 Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2004 12:20 PM

Dtheatre should change this forum to a cussing direoswald forum and create a new batman costume forum

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2004 12:53 PM

Nah no one wanted to know about the batman costume whats to know you will see it in the film let it be a surprise.
It is all about cussing direoswald whether he be a shit rapper a peadophile a idiot or what ever.

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2004 6:00 AM

I think he realized that noone believed he was in Misfits of Science so he suddenly decided to say that he was really 23 so we might believe him. Direoswald, be true to who you are, you're a fat, 15 year old kid who is very bad at rapping. But the good news is that your raps are fucking hilarious. Just remember; we're laughing at you, not with you.


 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2004 9:43 AM

Yeah, it is hilarious but who would make up lyrics about their 3 inch penis and how their dad is gay and put it on a website for the world to see. Oh yeah, Direoswald.

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on November 30, 2004 2:22 PM

dat guy hoo sed i waz 23 waz not me it waz da guy hoo haked in 2 ma accont! im 15 so how kin i b a pedolfile anyway u retard? i tink u shud all no dat da magazine i told u abut iz out now an everyone hoo reeds it kin c wat nerds u are and r probly laughin there asses off at me mockin u all ha ha ha! i no dat ur all probly gunna com bak wit loads of shit tryn 2 mock me an watever cos ur all so sad.

I enter the room with the bang and the boom
and the tune where heat fumes, hot like June
I represent the Bronx to the fullest, New York is the essence
I've been writin rhymes since my adolescence
Hip-Hop gives me love and I give it right back
If your shit is wack I must attack
Send lead to your head oh what a bloody mess it's gon' be
That's the flav, when a rapper tries to step to an MC
My skills are grown like a dreadlock
I got mad intelligence, so it just won't STOP!
You could never in your life slice a brick with a butterknife
You're livin trife, that's aight, my crew loves to fight
Bring the noise, and watch me turn down the volume
like chicka-pow, buck buck buck, chicka-BOOM!
Not the one to step to, not the one to test
It'll be a bloody mess

Yo that's that AHHH-ahhh-AHHH-ahh shit, shit!
C'mon, c'mon! [AHHH-ahhh-AHHH-ahh SHIT, SHIT!]
Yo that's that AHHH-ahhh-AHHH-ahh shit, shit!
C'mon, c'mon! [AHHH-ahhh-AHHH-ahh SHIT, SHIT!]

I get mad when niggaz try to play me like I'm stupid
I start shootin like a revolution, or Cupid
I don't miss, infrared type thing goin on
I drop a bomb like Hiroshima with my nina
then move my razor blade like a crossfade on your jawline

Understand, Nine is Optimus Prime
Follow the leader with the speed of, a cheetar
You want a fair one nigga?  Put up your dick beater
Your hands are flesh and bone, my hands are flesh bone
Everybody bleeds, but some fear vocal tones
The devil didn't make me do it, YOU made me do it
You're spreadin rumors like a bitch
so I cut off your switch
Left you bleedin, and needin
medical attention with a hole in your head, I forgot to mention
I react like a rattlesnake when under stress
It'll be a FUCKIN mess

Who's the soul survivor, who gets liver than the
numba won contender, Nine that's me, real MC from the Boogie Down B
Underrated suckers hated the fact that I woke up like King Tut
Recognize that you're BUTT!
Cut the crap, my rap as old as dirt, you get hurt
I fill in blanks like piranhas in goldfish tanks
Niggaz is walkin the plank off the Empire State Building
I broadcast, quick fast, to fuck that ass!
Leave you brainless when I pull out the stainless steel
Word life son, ahh, shit is real..

c u latr nerds!


 Again you just lie   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2004 2:09 AM

Ok - Lemme ask you another couple of questions:
Despite the fact I know you are a liar - lets take what you say at face value - and believe it - in that case we can see that there must be 2 of you - you, and the hacker. Now - I was pretty confident when you first started mentioning this 'hacker' that he didnt exist - so i have been watching your posts... now you can either choose to be the hacker or yourself remember - and here is what you have said

1) You claimed the post claiming that you were 23 was posted by a hacker. Yet that very post you claimed that the previous post was poasted by a hacker - you even asked us to check your i.p. - which means one of them was posted by you and you are just lying. Who was it?

2) You have said that you arent 23 now - which means you are too young to be optimus - which means you are lying about that. So are you 23 and saying you're optimus and a paedophile - or 15 and not optimus?

3) I have checked the magazine you have been talking about - and there is nothing in there - so you are lying about that. Where is your proof?

4) You have now stolen nines lyrics, which means you have taken eminems, fast crews and nines (who i have e-mailed btw) Just cos i tore apart your own attempts at rapping you are trying to hide it with other peoples. How can you excuse that?

You're so fucking stupid - you even use the rap to say that you are from the Bronx - of course we know you'll be lying since you said you were from NZ - we're not idiots. You also claim you have been rapping since your adolescence - which you are still in - if you are gonna steal a rap - steal one which is apllicable!

Also you little shit - dont use the word Nigga so much - you start talking like that with your tubby white ass too much and you'll get beat down worse then you can believe!  A lot of people dont take to well to it, trust me!

Good luck with answering these tubby!

 Just for the record   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2004 5:10 AM

Just for the record here is the exact quote where Direoswald contradicts himself

"if ur so smart answer me this: y wont u see me on webcam? u always come up with a lame joke or excuse cuz ur just too dumb to interprett it into ur mind, so if u cant see me on webcam due to u being so scared, then y r u always callin me fat? hahahahaahaha bloody dumbasses, i said i was 15 to make it seem like a bunch of 40 year old nerds were gettin their asses mocked by a lil kid, im 23, fool,

i can prove everything i have every said , look up "ten best nude scenes of 2003" and ull see the fake direoswald, he tells u everything, that hes a hacker, he gave me his msn address too, read it dumbass, or even better, go do ur nerdy geeky hack thing and check out my i.p address. if the fake one was me i would have lost a million cuz the fake one posted a eminem song and sumone reported him. it actually made me laugh out loud. how dumb can u idiots get?"

Unlucky doresoswald me old mucker.

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 11:29 AM

Just admit it that you're lying! I'm not thick like you, dumb fuck. You think that everyone on this post except for you is a dumb ass and think that we'll all think you're telling the truth when you lie. Just face the fact that you can't win!

 RE: Batman   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 11:30 AM

BTW I have seen you rapping and you're fat, stop denying it.

 omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 2, 2004 8:06 PM

1) You claimed the post claiming that you were 23 was posted by a hacker. Yet that very post you claimed that the previous post was poasted by a hacker - you even asked us to check your i.p. - which means one of them was posted by you and you are just lying. Who was it?

2) You have said that you arent 23 now - which means you are too young to be optimus - which means you are lying about that. So are you 23 and saying you're optimus and a paedophile - or 15 and not optimus?

3) I have checked the magazine you have been talking about - and there is nothing in there - so you are lying about that. Where is your proof?

4) You have now stolen nines lyrics, which means you have taken eminems, fast crews and nines (who i have e-mailed btw) Just cos i tore apart your own attempts at rapping you are trying to hide it with other peoples. How can you excuse that?

well, ive been on holiday for a whole week celebrating da release of da album at da gold coast. and yes i would be happy to answer ur dumbass questions.

first of all, email eminem all u want but it aint me getting sued. email da fast crew if u want dey were laughing there asses of at da gold coast. jesus, get it through ur ugly nerd heads, if i was fake y would i be begging u all to look at me on webcam? answer dat. if u want to see da fuking magazine, webcam u dipshit, or i cN GIVE U DA LINK 2 DA WEBSITE, check da i.p. it aint me. i havent posted in 10 days. i nva said i wasnt 23 sum faggots going into direoswald and saying shit and coming bak as a randopm shemp and posting it. and yes ive decided to find da haker using p moneys computer. ull be a bum on da streets in a few weeks u moron. i aint even gonna answer da fat question, look up in da posts to see my answer. i still cant believe how dumb u all are, if u want fuking proof look on webcam. its dat simple. how fuking dumb are u idiots? IM GONNA SAY DIS AGAIN: CHECK DA I.P, u wanna see the fast crew? sure! ill call them to my house and u can see them on webcam. i go away for 5 days on holiday and all these nerds pop outta no where, i can prove it. ive been begging u to look on webcam for a month now. answer dis question: HOW DA FUCK DO U MANAGE TO FIND SO MUCH TIME TO POST EVERY SINGLE DAY???? u honestly make us laugh out loud u geeky losers, u wanna see metro magazines? nz homegrown? look on webcam ill show u. anwer me all these if u can. if u dont check da i.p address then u cant say shit. im 23. if ur dumb enough to listen 2 da fake then go ahead. oh yea, just in case u embarras urself again by asking dumb questions, i wont be on until 24 hours. y would i denie myself? just cuz ur depresed about ur exsistence.
9 lyrics. and u expect me to get sued by eminem. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! i dont care it aint me, i want u to post another one to get da fakeie sued, maybe eminem will save me the trouble of tracking the haker nerd down. send fast crew a post they need a good laugh, send us a email!! pleeeaaasse sned us an email, i need a good laugh too. see? why would i ask u to try get me sued? i can prove everything. im gonna copy ad paste this again just in case u dont get this message through ur head: im doing this for the laughs, ur all nerdy losers who try to catch me out wen im real. wat da fuck is wrong with u all, i just answered all ur stupid questions, after 10 days i have to do such a long letter. all fopr the sake of nerds i have to spend 6 minutes of my life talking to usless nerds just to make me laugh. wat else do u wanna ask me? i aint even gonna bother with the fat questions, u can see me on webcam but ur clearly running out of things to say. i understand. geek. keep it coming. look at our 2 magazines on website or webcam. stop makin up lame jokes sayin im fat and u saw me. HAHA u bloody dumbases.

24 HOURS BEFORE I TYPE AGAIN. IF U DONT READ THESE WORDS WHICH ARE IN CAPITALS U ARE THE DUMBEST NERD ON EARTH. ask me any question u want. im gonna post this again. to get it rhough ur heads.faggots.

 again   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 2, 2004 8:10 PM

1) You claimed the post claiming that you were 23 was posted by a hacker. Yet that very post you claimed that the previous post was poasted by a hacker - you even asked us to check your i.p. - which means one of them was posted by you and you are just lying. Who was it?

2) You have said that you arent 23 now - which means you are too young to be optimus - which means you are lying about that. So are you 23 and saying you're optimus and a paedophile - or 15 and not optimus?

3) I have checked the magazine you have been talking about - and there is nothing in there - so you are lying about that. Where is your proof?

4) You have now stolen nines lyrics, which means you have taken eminems, fast crews and nines (who i have e-mailed btw) Just cos i tore apart your own attempts at rapping you are trying to hide it with other peoples. How can you excuse that?

well, ive been on holiday for a whole week celebrating da release of da album at da gold coast. and yes i would be happy to answer ur dumbass questions.

first of all, email eminem all u want but it aint me getting sued. email da fast crew if u want dey were laughing there asses of at da gold coast. jesus, get it through ur ugly nerd heads, if i was fake y would i be begging u all to look at me on webcam? answer dat. if u want to see da fuking magazine, webcam u dipshit, or i cN GIVE U DA LINK 2 DA WEBSITE, check da i.p. it aint me. i havent posted in 10 days. i nva said i wasnt 23 sum faggots going into direoswald and saying shit and coming bak as a randopm shemp and posting it. and yes ive decided to find da haker using p moneys computer. ull be a bum on da streets in a few weeks u moron. i aint even gonna answer da fat question, look up in da posts to see my answer. i still cant believe how dumb u all are, if u want fuking proof look on webcam. its dat simple. how fuking dumb are u idiots? IM GONNA SAY DIS AGAIN: CHECK DA I.P, u wanna see the fast crew? sure! ill call them to my house and u can see them on webcam. i go away for 5 days on holiday and all these nerds pop outta no where, i can prove it. ive been begging u to look on webcam for a month now. answer dis question: HOW DA FUCK DO U MANAGE TO FIND SO MUCH TIME TO POST EVERY SINGLE DAY???? u honestly make us laugh out loud u geeky losers, u wanna see metro magazines? nz homegrown? look on webcam ill show u. anwer me all these if u can. if u dont check da i.p address then u cant say shit. im 23. if ur dumb enough to listen 2 da fake then go ahead. oh yea, just in case u embarras urself again by asking dumb questions, i wont be on until 24 hours. y would i denie myself? just cuz ur depresed about ur exsistence.
9 lyrics. and u expect me to get sued by eminem. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! i dont care it aint me, i want u to post another one to get da fakeie sued, maybe eminem will save me the trouble of tracking the haker nerd down. send fast crew a post they need a good laugh, send us a email!! pleeeaaasse sned us an email, i need a good laugh too. see? why would i ask u to try get me sued? i can prove everything. im gonna copy ad paste this again just in case u dont get this message through ur head: im doing this for the laughs, ur all nerdy losers who try to catch me out wen im real. wat da fuck is wrong with u all, i just answered all ur stupid questions, after 10 days i have to do such a long letter. all fopr the sake of nerds i have to spend 6 minutes of my life talking to usless nerds just to make me laugh. wat else do u wanna ask me? i aint even gonna bother with the fat questions, u can see me on webcam but ur clearly running out of things to say. i understand. geek. keep it coming. look at our 2 magazines on website or webcam. stop makin up lame jokes sayin im fat and u saw me. HAHA u bloody dumbases.

24 HOURS BEFORE I TYPE AGAIN. IF U DONT READ THESE WORDS WHICH ARE IN CAPITALS U ARE THE DUMBEST NERD ON EARTH. ask me any question u want. im gonna post this again. to get it rhough ur heads.faggots.


 BLA BLAH BALAH   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2004 5:23 AM

balahanabalahbal thats all were hearing shit head you keep going round in circles without answering anything GET THIS THROUGH YOUR SHIT HEAD i) you have contradicted yourself because you are stupid
ii) you are fat
iii) Ask yourself really think about it would optimus really  and I mean really waste his time on such a long winded argument NO he wouldn't here is a challenge to you, send us the website link to the magazine you can't because it doesn't exist as for webcam well not everyone has web cam so live web cam won't work and as for a recorded video fine give us one of those with optimus saying 'fuck dtheatre' and then showing us the magazine.
iv) get it through your thick skull that ip doesn't prove shit because  it could just mean your using a different computer like at school  you freak.

v)If your raps are so ground breaking why can they be picked apart by a geek so easily yet you never defend them in fact fuck it next concert you have do all those raps you have done on dtheatre lets see if that happens.

It won't because your a freak.



 sure   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 3, 2004 12:45 PM

well, if u dont have a webcam I DO so u  CAN see me dumbass, u wanna see it now? add me to ur msn- liksoong@hotmail.com, omg. another idiot obese geek that thinks im fat. webcam, who said im wasting my time? i enjoy this, anyway, i did half of this post for da mag which u r about to see on webcam soon anyway, its enjoyable, it only takes 5 minutes of my life to type and piss of sum nerds. 5 minutes. i know u spend an entire day writing reviews on every post u set ur eyes on but i only post in this one. liksoong@hotmail.com, u idiot, y would i do a 5 minute rap that i made up on the spot while typing to u? i only posted about 2 of OUR songs and one of fast crews. u wanna see fast crew? fine ill show u on webcam. dis will be funny. no i dont know any geek websites on 2 magz. u wanna see it ill show u on webcam or i can send a copy to ur run down houses. fake direoswald i hope u hv fun trying 2 handle all the lawsuits interscope posted u. wat else u wanna ask me? add me. finally after a month of explaining to u dumb ass nerds u actually wanna see on webcam now, CONGRATULATIONS!  u finally got it through ur obese heads, if i was fake......... y would i beg u to look at us on webcam? ive asked that question so many times now. and u still callin us fat. honestly, that is getting so lame now. unlike ur gay iraqi country we dont allow fat ass obese poeple to star in music videos. well i understandf u cant be fat since ur too poor to provide u and ur family with food in the shit hole u liv in. this is all for fuin. this has taken 6 minutes to post thnx 2 teenage slang/txt typing. stop askin me the same questions and add me to msn. fast crew made a song about u and a video which is in the top 20 now. ill send it 2 ur gay nerdy asses on webcam.

 Direoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2004 2:22 PM

If we're so gay and we're nerds then how come you enjoy talking to us so much and want us to add you to msn and you want to share all your crappy videos and stuff with us. By calling us nerds all the time your trying to lift the burden of being a nerd yourself and thinking that your not a nerd, but the fact is you are!

 ......   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 4, 2004 12:10 AM

ok. time for me to answer dumbass question number 56, just in case u didnt notice, i only post on this post 5 minutes a day. i enjoy talkin to u cuz u make fools or urselfs which is very entertaining. now if somebody could plz ask me a different quetion i would not be as bored of typing as i am now

 RE: ......   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2004 12:40 AM

why are you so gay?

 57   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 4, 2004 2:15 PM

stupid question number 57. well. im a male. pure natural male. and my girlfriend is a natural female. just because ur parents decided to change sex a week ago that doesnt mean that everyone else in the world did as well.

 RE: 57   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 4, 2004 2:57 PM

i dont want to rap but the kid will if u want.
i hope dis stops u frm mockin,imitating will smith or me,dis goes from the real direoswald to the fake direoswald.

yo,i believe ur cool, but im stuck in school,
my rappin is defence not a tool,
were both cool,we rap like gouls,scare people off and make our own rules.
gimme ur msn,then we can rap battle 4 fun then,

stop mockin each other god made us ALL as brothers, all of us each have our mothers who act like our covers,

i dont wanna get my gun,i just wanna have fun,hang out wit bonnie under the blue sky and the warm sun,

i respect everybody with equall respect,we all have our secrets and our evil neglect, but i got angry,my brain had to eject,rejecting da values of life,i waz rappin about stabbin u wit a knife!

lets all talk about dis, brother 2 brother,sis 2 sis,
were all actin like were all loveless!
were makin people feel bad!especially me,will smith and other peoples moms and dads!

lets call it a truce! weve all got to face the truth! ur a grown man and im a young youth!

im the guy who wrote the song with the bit, ILL ROCK YOUR FACE WITH A POOLSTICK! my names savage! go n.z!

hey fake direoswald, dis is all a game! ive got friends,got fortune and fame!
so im jst helpin da kid, help him become famous,which u forbid!
well call it even, cuz hes believen,hes gonna make it without ur teasin!

ps. fake direoswald, us ur own name,and give me ur msn adress so we can rap battle each other!
would it help to say were sorry?
and to give u competion,
we could kik ur5 ass!
that should tempt u enough to give me ur msn,if u want to fight,dont do it here! lets take it out on msn!



 You   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2004 3:11 AM

You didn't explain why your raps get picked apart so easily?


 Not to mention   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2004 3:34 AM

Look we have seen a link of you fat and rapping badly now you want another link to be shown give us the link.

You can't because there is no fake direoswald just a fat loser whose dad is gay penis is 3 inches and is essentially just a turd.

This is fun its like kicking someone when there down.


Anybody else notice how direoswald doesn't know what he is talking about but thinks he is winning?


I reckon the problem is that he can't read which is why he uses text language he thinks it is normal English, go on prove us wrong do a post in normal English...

You can't because your a stupid freak.

 RE: Not to mention   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 5, 2004 8:20 PM

yip. he just posted another fake message, the one u just read aint me, jesus, u still calling me fat? u want me 2 type in english that ur beadfy four eyes can read? ok. Just because your surrounded by fat people in your family doesnt mean u have to get the impression that everybody else is fat. and y would i deny that i was fat if i told u to look at the music video i could send u on msn? i know one of u idiots are going into direoswald and saying dumbass things and going into a random shemp account and saying shit. well. YOUR the dumbass getting sued here not me so just keep on typing untli i ask eminem to sue you for haking me as well. anyway, liksoong@hotmail.com, add me and ill show you, whos the idiot who said for me to prove it? add me u dip shit! oh yea, check the i.p addreses with ur nerdy scanning shit u use, i dont really give a fuck if he copies me, hes the one getting his dumbass sued. . i wont post back until around 24 hours from now. just in case u didnt know.

listen u fag im thinking as i type, u want me to spell for your dumbass eyes i will then alright? you little homosexuaL molester you need a life, i can picture you now cutting a cake with a  knife,

you know ur existence on this earth is a mystery, god probably forsaked you, your a myth to me, nerds dont do shit, but types of music goes down in history, your familys full of nerds, you better make a list for me,
so i can hunt them down cut them and sell them to a poultry shop somewhere down town, all that fat on your mum could make a whale drown , the only way your faggot life is going is the direction down, have you ever wondered why your stomachs so round? its because you eat too much ur so wide u need to wear a gown

bye. thats from me to you from the top of my head. fucking geeks


 by the way   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 5, 2004 8:21 PM

actually i am winning. i just released an album, and your all too scare too look at me on webcam so u keep saying im fat. what have you all done? make fools of yourselves by saying the dumbest things? good job morons

 RE: Not to mention   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 1:13 AM

Close there oh so close. Close but no cigar as they say, you very nearly managed a coherent sentence using actual words, "Just because your surrounded by fat people in your family doesnt mean u have to get the impression that everybody else is fat."
But you lost it about half way through using 'u' instead of 'you' a school boy error worthy quite ironically of the school boy who commited it.
As we can see ladies and gentlemen direoswald is so stupid he can't even spell a sentence correctly yet heres the thing Optimus can oh my does that mean....? I think it does, Direoswald  is the fraud we all took him for.

Mate why would a 23 year old pretend to be 13 on the internet? and then why would he pretend to be 15? if its the hacker why haven't you sorted out the problem?  I will tell you why because there isn't a hacker, you still haven't given us a link to this precious web cam, seems to me someone is to cowardly to admit the truth whats the matter BOY, things got too much for you do you want mommy now are the bigger boys picking on you come direoswald you can show us some evidence can't you show us your not fat show us this webcam which proves we are right.....

 RE: Not to mention   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 4:34 AM

I was just wondering, how can anyone be sued for copyright infringment by just posting up some lyrics on a messageboard? For it to be in violation you have to be making money off the copyrighted material.

 RE: Not to mention   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 6:11 AM

Claiming there your own as direoswald did you can but in practice it is too hard to bring the offender to court.

 RE: Not to mention   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 8:55 AM

Noone's seriously going to believe that Direoswald actually wrote all of Eminems' lyrics are they?

 RE: Not to mention   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2004 9:42 AM

No but the point is that he didn't give them credit so if you don't listen to eminem you might think Direoswald actually wrote some good raps as opposed to the crap ones he always comes up with.

 omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 6, 2004 3:30 PM

add me on msn if u want the wencam u dipshit, liksoong@hotmail.com. lol, i nva copy and pasted an eminem song dat was da fake check the i.p, ive said the exact same thing about 10 times cuz ur all 2 dumb to understand. I SAID ADD ME TO UR MSN !@) TIMES U IDIOT WAT DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH U, no bodys added me yet, if u think im stealing lkyrics emailt he fast crew. go ahead. email eminem, he probably wont mind if i did anyway. ive answered all ur dumbass questions, lik 2 webcam? fuk it it takes longer to use correct puntuation and shit. ur all so pathetic. speling geeks. ON A WEBSITE, nerds.its called msn. i dont make websites my producers do. neerrrds. ur all losing. who came up wit the winning losing idea? wat a geek. jesus stop asking me the same questions look: the=da, its dat simple. unless ur nerdy eyes cant interperut the wordss u should b able 2 read it. wat do u do in the holidays? go to some nerdy spelling contest? i pretended to be 13 to piss u off more, thiniing dat a 13 year old was havin fun wit sum nerds. wen da hell did i say i was 15? fake check da i.p .jesus u all need a life comin on everyday

 one more thing   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 6, 2004 7:02 PM

listen u fag im thinking as i type, u want me to spell for your dumbass eyes i will then alright? you little homosexuaL molester you need a life, i can picture you now cutting a cake with a  knife,

you know ur existence on this earth is a mystery, god probably forsaked you, your a myth to me, nerds dont do shit, but types of music goes down in history, your familys full of nerds, you better make a list for me,
so i can hunt them down cut them and sell them to a poultry shop somewhere down town, all that fat on your mum could make a whale drown , the only way your faggot life is going is the direction down, have you ever wondered why your stomachs so round? its because you eat too much ur so wide u need to wear a gown

are u sayin dat this is eminems lyrics??? hahahahahahahaha wat a fucking dumbass. its not even that good. i made it up frm da top of my head u really are a dumbass aint ya?

o and just in case u didnt notice the fake direoswald raps nothing like me. when have i ever tried to be a gangsta? especially on the net, all i rap about is how dumb all u nerds are. honestly, u fucking make me laugh wen u say: THERE IS NO FAKE DIREOSWALD, well ive said this before about 10 times check da fucking i.p addrss u dumb ugly geeky moron. wat link to a webcam? just in case ur dumbass brain didint know da weebcams at my house not on a website. add me to msn: liksoong@hotmail.com. and if any of u say another dumbass quetion that uve all asked me before every time u post. i honestly will crack up lauighing. ive also said this befpre: ill send u the music video on msn. and u geeky loser nerds ask for a website. THATS nerdy u are. and i still dont get this, why type "why" when u can type "y"? its only a website u dumbass. just because ur dumbass country dont have no teenage slang cuz all ur kids are inside their homes on computers all day, and yes u fucking dip shit u CAn get sued, the fake direoswald claimed the lyrics 2 b his own so they cans ue him. y would i be laughing and begging u to look at us on webcam AND beg u to post eminem? cuz i want eminem to sort the haker out. AND WHO THE FUCK SAID HE HAKED MY COMPUTER HE HAKED MY ACCOUNT U FAGGOTS, that really proves how stupid geeks can be. all u ever do is say the same shit over and over again u honestly are gettng boring.

i probably wont be able o fit a message onto one post.

 3rd   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 6, 2004 7:15 PM

get it through your head i aint a fake, the only fake around here is the fatass who eats cake, im the kinda person god can make but cant break, tell your mum to stop moving shes making newzealand shake

lets see your rap, youll try to be gangsta fag, like the fake ass direoswald who carrys his home in a bag, u faggot nerds start to cry when your computers lag its only a website not the porno site where ur  mum tries to get a shag

all i do in this place is mock nerds like u, fake faggot eminems gonna sue YOU,for copyright of lyrics u dumbass i thouhgt u knew, itsd on the website now its something u cant renew, i can tell ur probably asian ur mums lucy liew

i just mocked u all  senseless, wen will i resent this? probably the day u
come to my defenses

i aint even gotta make no fucking sense. u still wont be able to understanbd me and ask me duymbass questions all the time.

 RE: 3rd   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2004 5:50 AM

"the=da, its dat simple. unless ur nerdy eyes cant interperut the wordss u should b able 2 read it".

So the=da huh? So then why did you then type 'the' a few words later dumbass?

One more thing, you arn't pissing anyone off, we keep posting messages on here because it's enjoyable making fun of you.

 Direoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2004 5:56 AM

I think direoswald is a retard.  I don't mean that as an insult per se but actually that he has mental problems.  I think that why now he is just spouting shit as opposed to actually arguing.

 Ok boyo - show me the webcam   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2004 8:52 AM

Direoswald - add me to your msn then - My address is KillingOswald@hotmail.com

You want a battle you fruitcake, start shouting, ill battle you,
You'll show me you're fake, the shit you spouting aint true.
Ill be here looking down the webcam screen,
You'll be there all fat, trying to do mean.
We'll all see the truth about your ip lies,
And finally you fat faggot, you'll have no replies...

 RE: Ok boyo - show me the webcam   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 7, 2004 2:18 PM

yay! a rap battle, u got a mic? yes i added u, i.p lies? wow u all must be dumber than i thought if u check ed da i.p u probably wouldnt say dat. ur  enjoying this? same here, wat rap was dat? well at least i get 2 rip u up after, i typed "the" cuz i felt like it. wats wrong wit dat? now u want me 2 spell in sms style now? jesus ur a faggot retard

 o yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 7, 2004 2:37 PM

ill have no replies? i just replied twice dumbass wat da hell is worng with u? didnt ur 3 dads use a condom while havin sex with ur transexual sexually confused he-mum? go to www.xtra.co.nz and search fast crew, song title: its the incredible, its da video that has the geeks and nerds i was talking about. go and look

 actually   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 7, 2004 3:12 PM

go www.amplifier.co.nz and go to the search bar and type, the incredible or "fools love"

killing oswald i think u added me but i tried adding u and it said u aint got a passport or sum shit

 So   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2004 6:31 AM

So if your optimus from misfits of science why are you so exited about having a rap battle with some rando from the internet? Any body else get the impression that direoswald has got issues.

 A couple of questions...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2004 7:26 AM

Ok Oswald, lemme just ask you a couple of quick questions... Sorry to do the list format again, but I need to check your credentials (All of these will have an answer Optimus would know)

1) What did the e-mail I sent to Fast Crew say
2) What is Colossals real name (Dont say 2ndPersona; his real name)
3) How old are you really?
4) What is the name of your Accountant (a toughy if you are not the real optimus I must say)
5) What does Adee Keil look like?
6) Where do you get off claiming you're all cool when you work at a shop?
7) What is your wife's name (as, of course, we all know - Optimus is married...)
8) Why do you claim to be 23 - when that isnt optimus's age at all!
9) You're named after an 80's sitcom - what was your favourite episode?



 RE: A couple of questions...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2004 8:53 AM

Jesus, this retard posts messages saying how nerdy we are and how we must spend all day on this website then 10 minutes later he's back on spouting more crap and then again 10 minutes after that. Man, what a complete and utter retarded, spasticated, anal pumping, ball licking, tranny bashing, horse fucking, monkey raping twat.

 well   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 8, 2004 4:00 PM

well first of all i kno u get confused easily so i lie about my age three times and it stirrs up so many questions, u wanna name? wat r u a perve or sumthin? even if i said it u probably wouldnt believe me anyway,Stephen McQuinn, no my name is not fag nut rat bag or wateva u said, collosals name is Yudhi. and y do u wanna kno our names anyway? u wont believe us, ur probably gonna make up how gay our names are arent u? we dont giv a fuck. he has a job to earn extra money wats wrong wit dat judging by ur typing u probably need a job too, my bank accountant? hey where did u get these quetions? well i aint tellin u here but i would gladly tell u on msn. she dont want her name out on a website but i can show u her on webcam, y would she have her name posted up on a weebsite for it to stay there for ages anyway. webcam, add me, killing oswald it says u dont have a passport but another person added me today with a similar name. wat was it? ill answer all ur questions on msn i cant be fuked typing. who cares if u think im fake it wont make a difference, ur on the other side of the worldif u wanna ask me questions do it on webcam other p eople dont really want their personal info u know jesus christ me and Yudhi are probably the only people who would want u to see us on webcam. u heard that? ive said it so many fuking times but ur sexually confused nerd brians cant seem to get it in. webcam. add me liksoong@hotmail.com. my accouintant will glady say her name on a mic if u have one or let u see her on webcam. perves. well wen she sees u on webcam shell probably laugh. just a few nerds who get laughed at. as far as i know u didnt send the fast crew anthing. or it wasnt u and someone else but someone DID send a post from dtheatre and thats the one i was talkin about. o yea, the fast crew mock u, havent u seen the incredible video by them? its crak up. i told them about u and they decided to base the video on U. yup. wat u wanna kno my wifes name now? ahahaha ur so dumb u wanna know why? ill tell u on webcam, liksoong@hotmail.com. killingoswald wats ur other account name? it was eatingoswald or sumthing. well i dunno. add me. actuall ill beg u, add me, i want my account and wife to see this. have u got a mic? o yea, rap battle with oswald is 4 fun dumbass i kno well win already jesus u guys are stupid

 yea   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 8, 2004 4:07 PM

just to let u kno in case u dont, if u try t get to my wife JUST to diss her well sue u. got that? sue for for trespassin cyber crime or sum cyber crap like that. u try to get to me, fine i gave u my msn anyway, ull be lookin at everyone anyway on da webcam, ill even call fast crew over in da weekends. excited? yes its gonna be fun dissing dat idiot oswaldkiller on msn. hell end up bloking me, actually, i got an idea, all of u add me, and ill get fast crew to batlle u on msn, typing or spit it out on da mic if u have one. yip. itll be fun alrifght watchin u nerds blok us one by one. ill even show the webcam while were battling. ill answer all ur questions. in the mean time answe my questions:

1) why dont u tell us ur name?
2)wats ur age?
3)if u aint a nerd how did u manage to find us on da net when were in nz? how did u find all those questions? WHO WAS POSTING DAT SHIT ABOUT OUR LIFE? tell me now . ill sue the website if its illegal.  no i wont sue u i invited u to add  me. damit i just lost the list thing that u did. answer me those. o yea, if u dont have a webcam, dont u have any friends with webcams? or dont u have any friends? ill answer my more private quetions on msn. u want me to get shot or sumthin just bcuz of a website where i let personal info out to people on the other side of da world?

 ha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 8, 2004 7:19 PM

killingoswald the faggot added me, rap battle him online then ill make him flee, u cant rap battle me since ur on an eating spree ALL u faggots look on webcam then youll see me ,then ull all agree ,hear ye hear ye i aint tryin 2 scare thee , im just emabbarsin ur ass ull be talked about yearly

yearly cuz no one givs a fuck about you, talk about you once a year even your mum does too, nerds dont deserve to live they drain power too, pay for broadband u waste power an hour i can smell ur flabs from here wat u cant afford a shower? look at me on webcam well make u cower

uve lost this fight u call a battle, im shakin rollin bangin ill rattle all u nerds round u up like cattle i dont giv a fuck ill whack u with a paddle. i know that last line didnt make sense at least i rhyme and im worth more than 40 cents, whack u with a paddle,paddle rhymes with battle so i combine them 2gether for you to grapple then say:O MY GOD THAT DONT RHYME, GET OF MY WEBSITE STOP WASTIN MY TIME! well i say: FUCK U FAGGOT NERDY SLIME FUCK OFF U GAY HAKER HAKINGS A CRIME, u try to rhyme but u fucked up a line, fast crew are laughing at u, ur probably lying on the floor ur fat and your poor, ur mum died of aids yesterday we know shes a hoar, the way u keep fat is stealing from stores ,then u try haking me but ur breaking da law,

i rarely commite crimes i aint no gangsta member all i do is rap and diss u so u remember, me throughtout the year i started posting last november, ive got a feeling this is gonna go on till da end of december, when da fuck will u die ur taking forever i thoguht ur dad sadaam shot u last september, ur supposed to be dead now u rap offender, ur part of the geek crew now ur a loyal member.

in case u havent noticed. i enjoy mocking u online. and if u say i cant rap, then ur dissin urself cuz ur 10 times shitter than me,stop makin fools of urself and stopt his shit. if u dont wanna stop then look on webcam. liksoong@hotmail.com wat other proof u need? u had proof all along ive told u to look at me on webcam a milion times since i started posting. 2 months later u finally realise wat im sayin , ive dominated this post,even though its not a great achievement in life its been fun,and funny as hell,keep postin if u want but ur da only serious people around here. ur shit attempts 2 rap, ur excuses for not lookinm at us on webcam, the only person who asked me good questions is the moron with the list format. yes ill answer all ur questions on msn. it only takes 5 minutes to type shit out u know? just cuz u have arthritus....pathetic genetics.




 wdf   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 8, 2004 11:39 PM

is there a 2nd haker or sumthing? who posted the first one? i only posted the one before this. do i have to do the 24 hour thing again?

i bet u asked the quetions and then went onto my account and said all the wrong answers.

well. yes my name IS stephen, i dont have a goddamn wife, y do u wanna know my accountants name, yes the first fake direoswald said sumthin smart: its her privacy. killingoswald how come ur never online??? is dat u who posted those quetions?

and to the fake direoswald: stop tryin 2 copy me or i WILL get p money to do sumthin about it. wow umustve been studying my spelling for ages now, u speak just like me now, wow u even told them to go 2 my msn. i want ALL of u to check the i.p addresses, and tell me which. i posted da last one. not das one b4. i wont post again until 24 hours


 RE: wdf   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2004 4:00 AM

So now there are ment to be two hackers? Whatever dude, tell Bonnie she gives good head.

 ...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 9, 2004 2:58 PM

wow. u really are that fucking dumb. right after i said "check the i.p addresses. if u wanna completely ignore go ahead and talk about ur "batman",
wenever i leave. all these nerds pop outta nowhere cuz theve been to scared to say anything until im gone. remeber the green hornet post? It was a post for nerdy cowards who had to talk behind my bak. wanna know why i remember it from so long ago? it made us laugh so hard we shared it around with other people. anyway, how da hell do u know about bonnie? are u saying bonnie is my wife when i have no wife? wat da hell is wrong with u? i think someone just added me, niqbell@hotmail.com. well at least he has the guts to add me

 Bonnie?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 4:43 AM

Ah i think i know Bonnie - She's the easy one right?

 RE: Bonnie?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 4:44 AM

She does give good head.... isn't she married to some fat geek though?

 RE: Bonnie?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 4:48 AM

i dont like bonnie. she try to do rape on me. i like you direoswald do you like me?

 ......   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 11, 2004 1:11 AM

um. im not married. how do u kno bonnie? u MUST be some perv spy or sumthing, u ask me all these personal questions that the public wouldnt ask, listen, im not a 13 year old kid like i said i was to confuse ur dumb asses, so dont try to lure me in to some pedofile porno tape, u belong on the pee wee herman post, in fact y dont u go join pee wees little tree house of little fetish 5 year olds.

 RE: ......   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2004 7:23 AM

Your the one posing as a 13 year old perv man.

 RE: ......   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2004 7:49 AM

We all know about Bonnie because you mentioned her in another topic you fucking moron.

 oh   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 11, 2004 2:32 PM

oh. well it wasnt in the past few months cuz i cant remeber it, wow u really are nerds if u can remeber me mentioning bonnie a year ago. me? hahaha pedofile, ur sayin the same things i say 2 u dumb ass,

ur so ugly ur mum had an abortion, u came out with ur face out of proportion, u grew up without a dad no wonder y ur so sad, i can tell the pedofile business is drivin u mad, u cant keep up with the pornographic material u make underage porn as if it were a serial, too bad the tv cant show ur movie on da aerial, no one wants to fuck u, or maybe ur kinky 5 year old fairy will

 RE: oh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 12, 2004 3:50 AM

Dude seriously, police might be monitoring this forum for all you know. I don't think it's a good idea for you to rap about being a phedolphile and having sex with minors.

 agree   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 12, 2004 1:22 PM

hmmm yes i agree. i reckon u should stop sending me porno pics of urself. the police might be monitoring? yep u should stop.

 RE: agree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2004 6:09 AM

You are one sick puppy.

 RE: agree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2004 10:55 AM

I just found some more recent footage of direoswald, check it out:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373

 hahaha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 13, 2004 6:50 PM

ur saying im a cartoon. u sik nerd, y dont u go get sum grilsd and get a life, im probably younger than u, and the only girlfriend uve ever had is on das net. keep up da posts theyre still mildly entertaining, u ssay i cant rap, when none of u can rap at all, which means ur offending urselfs

 RE: hahaha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 5:58 AM

We're not saying you're a cartoon, we're saying you're the obese guy having a fit. What makes you think any of us give a fuck about rap anyway? Who cares it's all shit.

BTW, which porn site is your girlfriend on?

 rap   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 14, 2004 12:54 PM

rap is shit? where da hell did u grow up? r u some kinda rock punk gothic down syndrome guy wearing white make up or sumthin? well at least u can express feelings better in rap, all rock is repetitive, u can hardly hear the words theyre saying because of the louds gay as sound of the electric guitar. shuv rock up ur ass, and no, bonnie is not a a porn site, so stop trying to hire her for ur evil pedofile deeds

 RE: rap   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 4:04 AM

So you're saying that if I'm interested in Bonnie then that makes me a phdolphile? So that means she must be underage, but wait! You said you were 23. You know what that means? Yep, you're a child-molesting kiddie snatcher.

 ahahahaha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 15, 2004 2:27 PM

niq bell. moron. add him niqbell@hotmail.com

hell tell u ALL about it. anyway, y do u like bonnie? r u that desperate? well i suggest u stop using ur mum 4 ur sexual needs and get a life

 RE: ahahahaha   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2004 3:22 AM

So you're saying I'd have to be desperate to want Bonnie? You're just digging yourself a deeper hole.

 Moron?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 8:31 PM

Look oswald - i dont think i am the one here who should be called a moron - especially not with the shit you came out with on msn - bite thy tongue lest i reveal the truth by thine own words!

 go. ahead   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 19, 2004 12:28 AM

well if u really ARE niq bell, i guess we aint boys anymore,

yes u R desperate, not for bonnie but for any girl u can get u scrawny hands on, u dont get much excercise do u, always typing at da comp, get a life, niq bell if its really u, i dont care go ahead im done here its just getting boring, and y did u blok me on msn..... u 2 scared or sumthin?

freshman geek ur so ugly ur mum had an abortion, u came out retarded ur face is out of proportion, weed smoker, to me ur a joker, i could beat ur ass like a game of poker, u geek nerd i fly like a bird niq bells a gay name ur disses are absurd, yes u asian chinese nerd turd thnx 4 da pic, i wont tell a word, phycke im putting it on da net, show ur ugly face so nonones gonna forget that ur asian with a gay moustache i can smell u from nz bum boy take a bath, ur face is so ugly it made me barf, ur mums got chinese buffalo calfs,

i dont know how 2 put a link on dis website to niq bells pic, sum1 plz tell me.

 RE: go. ahead   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2004 10:31 AM

Oh man, that last video of you was a real classic, I literally couldn't stop laughing. Keep up the good work and don't listen to all these other guys telling you to lay off the pies, you wouldn't be as funny if you slimmed down.

 ?   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 19, 2004 5:26 PM

i showed u a pic of me to niq bell on msn. ok so ur not fat but ur still ugly as hell. how do i put a link to it?

 RE: ?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 20, 2004 6:37 AM

I don't know, is it on a website? If so then just type the address of the website.

 nope   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 20, 2004 4:41 PM

he sent it to my comp, but how do i put it on da net

 RE: nope   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 4:38 AM

Sorry, I don't really know much about computers.

 RE: nope   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2004 5:03 AM

I love you direoswald! I love you twice in the face!

 My Pic?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 4:44 PM

You must be a moron if you think i would send you a picture of me! The picture you have go is of Tatsuhiko Kubo, a Japanese national footballer. And remember what you said after you told me that you were too shy to use your webcam?

'I am not really Optimus, me and a few friends just pretend to be him online. So, where are you from?'

You fucking loser, backing down the minute the truth was found out. and WORSE then that, trying to be my friend! Is this current rant because I didnt want to be your friend? You utter loser


 RE: My Pic?   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2004 5:08 AM

Are there anymore videos of direoswald rapping online? I showed the first one to a couple of my friends and they thought it was some of the funniest shit they'd ever seen. This guy should be on TV or something.

 hm   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 30, 2004 2:03 AM

i thought no one was gonna ytpe bak for a while n e way niq bells so scared of me he bloked me, as i can see on msn plus thing he hasnt been on in a while so im guessing he bloked me, by da way ur pic is ugly as hell i showed it 2 everyone u can talk 2 dem if u want, i was getting bored so i might as well wright sum thing,

niq bell,ur dad left at da age of 3 so he could go on a 20 year eating spree,hes probably died by now from obesity or livin in a box in new york city im gon blok u on three counts of three everybody leave dis fag and follo me

if i aint famous i can still rap, and since u cant rap i guess u cant say anything about it, ugly nerd, unblok me 4 god sakes i dont got a webcam but i got a mic, my frends got a webcam hell show u, friends? yea i wanted 2 b friends wit u so u coud shut up and stop making me post bak to dtheatre unblok me!!!!! i kno ur an anti social nerd who stays online all day, u werent acting tough on msn niq, i said: r u gonna dis me now? u said, no. im not angry its funny. but i am pissed off about how u turn ur bak and blok me all of a sudden cuz ur so desperate to break me wen i was obvioulsy faking it all da time, if u knew it was fake y were u so happy wen i craked up laughing and said it was fake? ur so desperate and YES i can get scribe to come over and spit a rhyme on da mic on msn. if i dont go ahead and tell everyone i didnt and how do i put ur ugly pic on da net?


 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 3:42 AM

Rap about your dad again!

 ok   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 30, 2004 1:38 PM

my dad? hes not so bad unlike niq bells dad who livs in bagdad, niq bells asian his ugly face made me shake, i wish he was in dat southern asia earthquake, bak 2 my dad yea hes pretty cool at least he can afford to pay for me going 2 skool...ahem niq bell giv it up ur not cool YOUR poor dads being overruled

hey niq, y didnt u post back until 1 and a half week later? i know why, u didnt post back to see if i was gone so u could diss me behind my bak, u also blockd me on msn without disiing me just cuz i dised u earlier u went all queit.....lol i said: if u wanna be boys das ok, if u wanna start dissing me again go ahead and ill mok da shit outta u while i add sum freidns 2 da convo, den u went, no im not on diss u, UNBLOK ME U DUMB SCARED SHIT IM 14 YEARS OLD! geeze, im still trying to find a way to put ur ugly asian face( with the worst facial hair i have ever seen) u sent me on msn. lol everyone started laughing i printed it out and showed my teacher u remind us of a dope addict of the series south park, ur eyes are half closed ur moustache isnt shaved ur face looks like a burnt sausage roll u ugly nerd, ayways i thought i wouldnt be posting bak anymore but i am. i connected to da net just to check if anyone had posted back from the last 7 days, who posted on xmas day? dont u have better things 2 do? nerd,i guess ill be going online 2morrow as well,till then ill just end this with: niq bells mums obese


 ur a footballer?   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 31, 2004 12:16 AM

You must be a moron if you think i would send you a picture of me! The picture you have go is of Tatsuhiko Kubo, a Japanese national footballer. And remember what you said after you told me that you were too shy to use your webcam?

'I am not really Optimus, me and a few friends just pretend to be him online. So, where are you from?'

You fucking loser, backing down the minute the truth was found out. and WORSE then that, trying to be my friend! Is this current rant because I didnt want to be your friend? You utter loser


sorry i never read any of ur posts seriously i just skim the, throhg, lol it wasnt u? who cares ur too ugly to show ur face, i showed mine on msn on my display pic, even ask my frends, i didnt back down YOUR the one who bloked me, or just left, anyway y send me a pic of a footballer? u play football? u faggot poof, y dont u play rugby scared of getting hurt? hes ugly anyway,4 da last time unblok me or come on msn or sumthing, we got sumthin 4 u, dont get too high spirited its nothing sexual, we have a old mic dat still works :) now we can rap at u verbally, and if u say we are the worst rappers in da world that means your insulting urself, who said it has to be rap? its only lyrics, if u like rock and cant write lyrics dat rhyme to a rock song then ur still worse than us, write some lyrics to diss me, o u cant? thats fine u can say i suk since ur dissing urself n e ways, WE GOT A MIC!!!!! hey y didnt u send me da pic of urself? y r u hiding behind a ugly asian footballer? do u wanna become somethinhg else cuz ur a nerdy low life ugly loser that cant get a job so he cant afford to get surgery without selling his house? if u WERNT ugly u wouldve put a pic of urself on ur display,like me, i dont have a webcam but if u want i can go and get one frm my frend, does a mic work wen u use a webcam at da same time? its so pathetic, the only way i can dis u is verbally on da net.....ON DA NET!!! u wants pics of me? ill send u pictures of us on our xmas holiday if u want, and YES, if u dont think its me we have a pic wit me and sarah holding a large sign saying: NIQ BELL IS A PEDOFILE, while were standin in public on da sidewalk of da road, den we have a pic of us spray canning NIQ BELL IS A PEDOFILE on jessie backyard wall. next we have a picture of the footballer we thought was u, on da picture of a naked flabby woman with ginger pubic hairs. and if u wanna see sarah in da teenmags well take a pixt of last months issue right now and send it to my msn inbox for u. its new years eve im off 2 da beach, hey well take pics of the beach for u with more insulting "niq bell is gay" signs, its really become a hobby mocking u now.thank u niq bell. one more thing,

'I am not really Optimus, me and a few friends just pretend to be him online. So, where are you from?'

after that i said : r u gonna diss me? and u said no. lol i also said: nah im not optimus its just me n sum frends havin fun, it was really funy. act tough on dtheatre and pussy out then blok me on msn....u need balkls u ugly geek.ill post this message as may times as i can

 again   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 31, 2004 12:22 AM

heres ur message niq :"You must be a moron if you think i would send you a picture of me! The picture you have go is of Tatsuhiko Kubo, a Japanese national footballer. And remember what you said after you told me that you were too shy to use your webcam?

'I am not really Optimus, me and a few friends just pretend to be him online. So, where are you from?'"

"You fucking loser, backing down the minute the truth was found out. and WORSE then that, trying to be my friend! Is this current rant because I didnt want to be your friend? You utter loser"


sorry i never read any of ur posts seriously i just skim the, through, lol it wasnt u? who cares ur too ugly to show ur face, i showed mine on msn on my display pic, even ask my frends, i didnt back down YOUR the one who bloked me, or just left, anyway y send me a pic of a footballer? u play football? u faggot poof, y dont u play rugby scared of getting hurt? hes ugly anyway,4 da last time unblok me or come on msn or sumthing, we got sumthin 4 u, dont get too high spirited its nothing sexual, we have a old mic dat still works :) now we can rap at u verbally, and if u say we are the worst rappers in da world that means your insulting urself, who said it has to be rap? its only lyrics, if u like rock and cant write lyrics dat rhyme to a rock song then ur still worse than us, write some lyrics to diss me, o u cant? thats fine u can say i suk since ur dissing urself n e ways, WE GOT A MIC!!!!! hey y didnt u send me da pic of urself? y r u hiding behind a ugly asian footballer? do u wanna become somethinhg else cuz ur a nerdy low life ugly loser that cant get a job so he cant afford to get surgery without selling his house? if u WERNT ugly u wouldve put a pic of urself on ur display,like me, i dont have a webcam but if u want i can go and get one frm my frend, does a mic work wen u use a webcam at da same time? its so pathetic, the only way i can dis u is verbally on da net.....ON DA NET!!! u wants pics of me? ill send u pictures of us on our xmas holiday if u want, and YES, if u dont think its me we have a pic wit me and sarah holding a large sign saying: NIQ BELL IS A PEDOFILE, while were standin in public on da sidewalk of da road, den we have a pic of us spray canning NIQ BELL IS A PEDOFILE on jessie backyard wall. next we have a picture of the footballer we thought was u, on da picture of a naked flabby woman with ginger pubic hairs. and if u wanna see sarah in da teenmags well take a pixt of last months issue right now and send it to my msn inbox for u. its new years eve im off 2 da beach, hey well take pics of the beach for u with more insulting "niq bell is gay" signs, its really become a hobby mocking u now.thank u niq bell. one more thing,

'I am not really Optimus, me and a few friends just pretend to be him online. So, where are you from?'

after that i said : r u gonna diss me? and u said no. lol i also said: nah im not optimus its just me n sum frends havin fun, it was really funy. act tough on dtheatre and pussy out then blok me on msn....u need balkls u ugly geek.ill post this message as may times as i can

 RE: again   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2004 4:55 AM

Rap about mousey dick again!

 RE: again   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 31, 2004 3:14 PM

um.ok whos mosey dick?

niq bell reply back, or u gonna act tough when ur sure im gone? dick head

 RE: again   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2005 3:45 AM

You should go on TV with those raps of yours, they're freakn' hysterical!

 yay   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 1, 2005 3:16 PM

yay! unlike dick bell u appreciate my talent!even if ur comments ARE insulting! anyway dick, i mean niq bell, where r u anyway? are u gonna hide until i go away and type insults at me when u know ive gone so u can say it without being embarased?

 slick niq sucks dick   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 2, 2005 2:53 AM

I got two girls for u, take a pik, theyre desperate enough 2 wanna suck ur dick, omg slick niq u make me sick da 2 girls r ur mum and sis,did i make ur brain tick?

Remeber da time viagra made ur dick numb? and how u STILL had to enlarge it to shove it up ur mums bum? how u went out jerked ur dad and came bak with his cum, and poured it into ur sisters vagina while she was sleeping in da slum?

yes dick,i mean niq dont stash ur secrets away, it dont take a scientest for us to tell that ur gay,and how u take 2 viagra pills every day and that u have sex with 5 year olds just for a pay,

in understand ur gay,and i understand ur poor house is for sale, ill buy an aqarium for ur mum since shes a whale,ill buy u a mask too ur face made me go pale, its was a asian footballer blah blah blah...he doesnt look male,

now if ur saying ur NOT male,and ur names niq bell, and ur a transexual and ur christian, ur probably going to hell, ur mum caused da asian tsunami when she fell, from da top of da house while choking on donuts and trying 2 yell at u cuz u were raping a baby, fucking hell niq at least do it to a full grown lady, ur dad tried 2 get laid he, divorced ur mum, married his dad,dont cry niq its not dat bad,ur ONLY a nerdy homeless ugly fag who carrys his mums donuts in a plastic bag

bye bye niq i think ive typed enough.read dis and reply bak wateva u want, u saying u piked apart my rhymes,how da guy didnt hak me and how i made fake direoswald up, chek da i.p addresses! yes it does help niq u moron u can compare the i.p addreses and see how theyre different! y would i diss myself and say it wasnt me anyway. in fact i wont post bak until 12 hours. pik aprt my rhymes? u didnt pik apart shit, just cuz sum faggot fake nerdy haker copied eminem lyrics and probably got his ass sued for it for saying they were his lyrics doesnt mean its me. i dont really care i hardly know u. its just dat ur too dumb to see its not me. y would i copy eminems lyrics...wen hes famous and millions of people have heard his songs? y would i mock myself? anyway cant wait for u to reply and diss me behind my bac and blok me.

 niq bell beats direoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 3:08 AM

hello it is i,niq bell. direoswald your gay. i know i sent you a picture of my gay dad who is currently a japanese soccer player who is facing child molestation charges for raping his very own son, non other than myself, i believe it was an accident how he took off my clothes and accidently slipped on a condom which ripped inside my ass,and how he accidently took off da condom and shoved his clip on plastic penis in my mouth,police then came into our house and arrested him for no reason, we were just playing hide and go seek japanese football style, or as my dad likes to call it: happy land push ups, anyway, i dont care if the picture i sent to you was ugly hes my dad! you hear that? ME! niq bell, son of a accused child molester and producer of pedofile porn! ME!

p.s- i got a phone call from my dad, i sent him your picture, he says he wants to hire you to play happy land push ups and put it on our home video collection. i will do my dad proud and winn happy land push ups and suck more candy canes than u will! i will be the one who gets to taste my dads happy land vanila cream and let it run in my mouth! my dad is NOT a child molester and should be set free! politicians say he should go to jail,when i,myself,niq bell, are just playing a father son game which the politicians call "erotic" it is NOT erotic it is simply a modfied version of the game little 5 year olds play called: hide and go seek. i replyed.there direoswald.i replyed.i,niq bell

 RE: niq bell beats direoswald   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 4:05 AM

Sooo... this new Batman movie huh?

 yep   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 2, 2005 1:56 PM

dis is da new batman movie. its also become a place for dissing niq bell since his name is so funny and easy to diss. feel free to mock him and his child molestation accused dad

 RE: yep   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2005 7:01 AM

niq bell? He's the retarded kid from New Zealand who likes to rap right? Man, is he a fucked up gimp or what? You're right, I bet his dad does molest him, ha ha ha!

 This stress must be bad for your hemorrhoids!   > reply 
Posted by Niq Bell (niqbell@hotmail.com) on January 3, 2005 8:54 AM

Ok, very funny, you have successfully managed to look through all the insults that we gave you and put them on under my name. You are not blocked on msn anymore so feel free to attempt to battle me all you want. Some of us have better things to do then spend every living minute we have trying to scrape the egg off our face..

I am not the one who came onto a movie website to pretend to be a known rapper in an attempt to get some friends, that was you. I am not the one who posted a bunch of shit raps on that angry naked pat website, that was you. All i wanted to do was prove that you werent optimus, and i did, so frankly i never wanted to ever speak to you again, and frankly I still hope i dont... It appears as though you are simply having problems with entering puberty and want to try and feel like a man...



 ..   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 3, 2005 2:27 PM

hahjah niq ur so lame, he just dissed u he thinks ur from nz

 RE: ..   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2005 3:06 PM

Yea man, that NZ fag was such a retard! Can you believe that he actually thought he was cool writing all those crappy raps? What a moron!

 lol   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 4, 2005 5:20 PM

u cant rhyme, it doesnt have to be a rap,just insulting lyrics, niq bell is NOT da kid from nz u moron,

it can be a rhyme dont have to be a rap, 4 example i saw ur fat mum she was a island on my map, just like dat, u make a good rhyme, in real life i could blow ur house up and send ur family flyin, i gave aids to ur grandma and now shes dyin, at least ur dad didnt take u up da ass this time, OH MY GOD DIREOSWALD I THINK IM GAY, GIVE ME SUM ADVICE OR IM PACKING MY BAGS AND RUNNIN AWAY, its ok,random shemp,im here 2 save da day, get an extreme makeover and get rid of dat tooth decay,

i dont gotta make any goddman sense, u sold ur mum for food and 50 cents,i do dis 4 fun,im tellin u 2 run, i aint no gangsta thats obesed wit his gun, i just rap, my work here isnt done i stil got nerds on my tail, da sun shines on me but on u it hails, i cant be fuked rhymin online anymore so ill end dis rhyme with: ur mums a hoar

u cant say i suk if u cant even write ur own lyrics, u cant even hear me say it anyway, so ur insulting urself dumbas

 dont care   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 4, 2005 9:45 PM

I broke the rubber,impregnated your mother,how do u feel about havin a little baby brother, phsyke im kidding u could be a great guy, If u became skinnier and laid off all those steak pies, buy a infomercial product too to burn those fat thighs,ur mum passed out from obeseity like wen a pig dies



 RE: dont care   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2005 3:12 AM

Wait, so niq bell isn't that fat kid from NZ who was rapping in that video? Well then who's that?

 RE: dont care   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2005 2:02 AM

That was direoswald! keep up man Niq bell is the one who has been taking the piss out of direoswald for being incredibly fat.

 RE: dont care   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2005 3:23 AM

He is incredibly fat isn't he.


 lol   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 6, 2005 8:45 PM

stop talkoing 2 urself ur posting to urself again geeze,ask niq bell. im not fat, hes actually quite a nice guy. write sum lyrics u talentless loser nerds

 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2005 4:18 AM

Dude, you are soooooooo fucking sloooooooooooooooooooow...

 duuude   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 7, 2005 6:15 PM

duuude get it through ur confused head i dont rap for websites like ur fat obeses mum posing for sum porno picture when someone types in :fat naked lady in google, ur just running out of things to say stop posting to urself u lonely moron

 how come   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 10, 2005 7:42 PM

how coem no ones talking anymore.....i didnt scare anyone off now did i? this is the only post i check so.....

 RE: how come   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 14, 2005 6:12 AM

Sure it is. BTW, I typed in fat ugly naked woman or whatever you said into google and it came bavck with a photo of yo momma, Beeeee-atch!

 ooooo   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 15, 2005 12:16 AM

ooooo yo mama? tryna act blak now huh? lol y woul;d i connect 2 da net just to look at sum stupid photos of movies that only geeks watch,e.g star wars,its only as movie y u gotta talk about it so much god,its not up 2 gay critics 2 decied if its good or not, anyway my mum isnt fat...i kno urs is either dead,in jail or alive in da slums somewhere but wat i definitely do know is SHES FAT!sorry...i meant HES FAT! geek loser

 RE: ooooo   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2005 4:02 AM

Don't you be sayin' all dat shit about yur own momma foo. I'll bitch-slap yo ass back 2 da getto nigga! You gots ta respect yo moms cuz... I respected her last night 6 times!

 um...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 16, 2005 3:03 PM

yea thnx 4 respecting my family appreciate it y dont u stop tryna be blak and rap u wannabe geek. look at me,not blak, and embarasing ur ases so much u probably made a new post all about me again talkin behind my back,also wenever u think im gone nerdy losers come out of hiding and start dissing me cuz they think im not posting anymore,ur not blak....ur a gek,a nerd dat looks up information 24 hours a day.....on the net..y else would i bother connecting 2 da net if dissing u nerds wasnt so fun? i think i should start writing in other posts hmm.



 RE: um...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2005 3:59 PM

Yo check it nigga, I ain't down wit dat shit mo-fo. Me jus be chillin' up in ma crib, kickin' back wit ma homies and representin' da hood bro. If you start dissin' ma brethren me gonna hafta come down an bust yo bitch ass up foo! Go check yoself before yo reck yoself... for shizzel ma nizzel jizzel wack ass hizzel.

 HAHAHHAAHAH! LMAO! HAAHHHAH LOL!   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 17, 2005 1:12 PM

yea shizle ur own dizzle my jewlery make ur mouth drizle, hahha u sound like an idiot u cant fukin rap or rjhyme or an embarrasment to urself why dont u pretend to be 5 guys again or sumthin and stop tryna be blak,

y r u doing dis 2 urself its embarasing,u pussy shit u might as well go caroling, sing ur pussie voice out u wanna kill me geek? its better than ur home livin in a sewage crek, u aint even tough so stop tough talkin,ill do the rhymin and u do da walkin,ur dads been the one pee wee hermans been stalkin,so open ur mouth one last time and shove a cork in.

u say u dont likr rap? u like rock? wateva u can stull write lyrics u fuking moron




 RE: HAHAHHAAHAH! LMAO! HAAHHHAH LOL!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 5:07 AM

Homie yous gots ta chill mon, take sum reefer mon and check it. Down in da gehetto yo watch each others backs cos ya never know when dem bustas are gunna try and pop a cap in yo ass. Me gots eyes in de back O ma head foo and i know da score. Grove Street 4 life homie!

 RE: HAHAHHAAHAH! LMAO! HAAHHHAH LOL!   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 18, 2005 3:51 PM

.......grove street? isnt dat of a movie or a game or sumthin? n e way i agree. its no fun dissing just one nerd dat craks lame jokes and trys 2 b blak.

 RE: HAHAHHAAHAH! LMAO! HAAHHHAH LOL!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 5:59 AM

foe show homie, dats all im sayin right dere me black mon brethren. Yous bin workin' in babylon too long an it ain't rightous how yur doing tings like dat den. Make peace wit youself an rest awhile so de world open open up for yo now and ya lay ta rest dose wack ass foo treads yo be wearin. Aaaaaght?

 huh   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 19, 2005 5:53 PM

huh?

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 4:25 AM

Yous gots ta be down wit da lingo ma posse eye foo mon, i iz talkin de lords language mon an eats all right wit de world. me advice ta you iz ta git right outta babylon an chill out on da beach mon, fry up sum beercan und hav sum room.

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 6:00 PM

right. u do know ho tempting it is to start up another hillarious fight and start dissing da shit outta u and going and making a ruckus in another geek post do u?

well carry on this kinda talk pretending to be blak and not being able to rhyme,will result in you embarrasing ur self to a 14 year old kid..again. so i suggest u stop it.now. unless u want to connect 2 da net everyday just to idss me. got it? man?

 hey   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 8:55 PM

hey i was wondering, u know how u come to this "batman" post all the time, do u type in: batman begins, and then clik on close up on batsuit or is there a quicker way?

 huh   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 22, 2005 10:57 PM

babalon? im in newzealand, fry beercans? u put them in fridges..wat r u on about?

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2005 3:51 AM

Wait a minute, so you're 14 years old again now?

 huh   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 25, 2005 1:15 PM

...im 14.....i said that about 1 year ago i think..anyway wat happened to ur jamaican accent

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 4:27 AM

That was another guy. So wait, a few posts back you were claiming you were 23, which is it?

 lmao   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 26, 2005 2:21 PM

hey nick is that u, yea.......read bak and ull find it..hahaha

 RE: lmao   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 3:03 AM

So you're 14 again? At least that kind of makes sense why you'd come up with the kind of stuff you say.

 RE: lmao   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 27, 2005 3:59 PM

yes. yes it does.

 RE: lmao   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2005 6:57 AM

I mean, how could anyone over the age of 15 like rap unless they're retarded? Only kidding, seriously don't start.

 i wont   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2005 2:06 AM

i wont. i dont feel like it.

 RE: i wont   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2005 9:42 AM

Dude, rap ain't something you feel... it gots ta be in yo soul man! You've got to BELIEVE in it!

 RE: i wont   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2005 5:25 PM

ok.

 RE: i wont   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2005 6:17 AM

I love you.

 RE: i wont   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2005 4:47 PM

I stumbled upon this message board because I wanted to see what the new batman looked like, and I happened to read some of the comments and I just gotta say... IT TAKES NO TALENT TO RAP. Quit thinkin you're hot shit, learn how to play an instrument, and look in the mirror, beacause chances are... YOU'RE A FUCKI'N WHITE BOY!

 RE: i wont   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 10:24 AM

He is, check out the videos of him.

 o geeze   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 1, 2005 8:18 PM

in. another geek dissing me saying i cant rap when he cant as well. hipocritical fagots. r u jealous? y would u even tlk to me if u didnt care u fuking homo

 RE: o geeze   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 4:09 AM

Why do you think that you have to be good at rap yourself to be able to judge whether someone else is good at it? By that logic noone could criticise a film maker for being shit if they are not a great film maker themselves.

 huh   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 3, 2005 7:33 PM

crtics are losers. y criticise something and call it bad when u cant do it either, its called being a hipocrit. i gues ur a hipocrit then

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 6:14 AM

Go get and dictionary and look up the word hypocrite, then not only will you know what it means but also how to spell it. Now I don't consider myself a critic of any sort but I'm still entitled to my opinion and that is that you're not very good at rapping.  


 hm   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2005 1:00 PM

yea u cant realy tell when im not trying and if u cant hear me. so ur opinion suks. a hipocrite? ur critisising someone about their rhymes when u cant rhyme as well. fine, ur not very good at having a life are u? just a nerdy computer addict that got bulied or stil gets bulied at skool

Get this straight i party first and talk later,
The size of my rhymes match the width of the equator,
I burn a faker, more dope than jamaica,NZ crusader,
i battle like a gladiator,

All the peeps on this site,chiks and fellas,
This fag saw i was 30 years younger and became jealous,

Ill send u to the sea of hell on a wooden boat,
Burn it down the devils throat, try to float,
I just took away my kidi rhymes and took it up a note,
So ill end this here to leave the people to vote.

o yea. this took 5 minutes on tha spot u wana make me mad and take it up a notch keep doin wat u doin. and if u cant rap i sugest u shut tha fuk up. hipocrit speling nerd lmao

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 3:56 AM

The reason why I'm not a hypocrite is because I'm not claiming to be good a rap, you however are and I'm simply stating that you suck. Or perhaps that last rap you wrote was one of the one's where you weren't trying? Yea that's probably it, you rap bad on purpose.

P.S: How can you still fail to spell hypocrite properly when I've actually showed you how it's spelt?

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 4:03 AM

Direoswald, The size of your ass matches the width of the equator.

Ha ha ha! Me so funny! Me diss you long time!

 hm   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 8, 2005 8:04 PM

how do u manage to type a post one day afta i have? that simply proves ur a nerd. hipocrite? i dont care i dont go back and correct my mistakes and i dont giv a fuk about my spelin its called slang.



 hm   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2005 7:13 PM

i just realised that u posted that message a few minutes after u posted ur previous one. hahah dumbass.




 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 8:16 AM

There's more than one person on this site you stupid dumbass. Do everyone a favour and cut down on the curly fries. Wait, no that's just cruel... let's be friends.

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 5:14 AM

A fucking hugely obese kid rapping? This is fucked up! What's next? A rapping dohnut?!

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 12:54 PM

Even if you were good at rapping, would that be something to be proud of? Read carefullly this time. It takes NO TALENT to rap. Rappers don't need a good voice. All they gotta do is speak meaningless rhymes. Add a few of their homies yelling "Hell Yeah!" and "What!" along with a cheap beat that anybody could make on a beat machine and PRESTO! You got a platinum selling album that all the stupid little suburban wiggers eat up with a spoon because they think it's cool to be "ghetto". Wake up and listen to some real music. You know, the kind that takes actual talent to make.

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 2:47 AM

Go to http://www.angrynakedpat.com/network/icf/ then click on the picture of "Andy Milonakis is retarded" to look at some merchandise of the fat one himself!

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 16, 2005 4:47 AM

i dont belive dis, i go away 4 a while an i come bak an they r like loads of nerds who come on 2 diss me cos they think ive gone away ha ha ha wat a bunch of morons. Now ill jus have to diss you all again 2 make u run away.

Whats this I hear over gossip?
A mudda talkin shit,
Tryin to be a badass and shit,
Sayin he hates Rap
and loves nerds?
Then shit mudda,
I'll move on ya,
Who cares about the level,
You big enough to die,
You good enough to try,
You easy enough to fry,
And yes my ass will take that offer,
To fry ya up and ship ya to the shit house,
Ya stink bitch stop talkin start crawlin,
Beg for your life,
Like I say,
Dead or Alive,
Run or get fried,
Live or get tried,
Drop those weapons and stand,
Lemme take yer life, make it easy,
On me and yourself,
Don't crush your ego slowly,
Crush it fast,
Before I call my boys and get the NZ CREW on YO ASS

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 12:59 PM

Wow. That was such a thought provoking poem. It's time to wake up. I find it very amusing that you think you can scare people away by typing rhymes on a message board. There's a place called the real world. You know, that big place outside your window? That's the only place that anything means anything. You have very low self esteem if you are trying to prove yourself on a god damn message board. You are obviously the hypocrite. Every time you call someone a nerd, you forget that you are the one who is afraid to face the real world. But don't worry. Some day you will grow up and realize that you've wasted your life. And you'll realize how little talent it takes to rap. An hopefully by then you'll know what the inside of a woman feels like.

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 5:42 AM

Ha! It's kind of funny at the end of that stupid little nursery rhyme when he goes "I'll get the NZ crew on yo ass". How the hell is he going to get someone on our ass on a message board? God, what a fucking dick!

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 5:45 AM

It kind of shows that he is a homosexual too. Someone on my ass? That's just gay! What's next? My penis? Imagine him going next "I'll get my NZ crew on your dick, because I'm a bit of a homo!"

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 5:50 AM

He also says "yes my ass will take that offer". Do you do everything through your ass? You are like an asshole. Talk shit, probably smell like one too and last of all you are one!

 Just quickly   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 5:54 AM

Before we go on dissing Direoswald, I think this Batman suits looks cool. Ok, carry on.

 RE: Just quickly   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 8:37 AM

For anyone still wanting to know what Direoswald (AKA Andy Milonakis) looks like then copy and paste this link:

http://www.geocities.com/andymilonakis/tvdinner2.jpg

 hm   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 17, 2005 11:09 PM

i havent been on in a while, the last person that typed was not me, for the last time chek the i.p, i think i havent been on in a week, that guy cant rap, hes makin me look bad and nerd haking into my account and disses his ow raps. i wont post bak for another hour. ur all nerds and geeks admitt it, u come on every day just to type 2 me? geeze seriously i dont care......ur on the other side of the world im just doing this for fun. HAHAHA direoswald haker u have such a lowly life, how long did it take for u to learn how to hack? chek the i.p.... lol nerd, did u do the i.t subject at school? geeky loser, anyway as for the rest of u i nva read wat u say....seriously it costs money every minute 2 b on tha net..how do u manage 2 cum on everyday??? rich nerds, and no im no poor lmao, look, im doing this for fun....and y do so many people start typing when i go away for a few weeks? geeze, pathetic nerds. i wont post for 24 hours cuz of tha haker. dont believe me? CHEK THE I.P and he cant rhyme even on the net, liksoong@hotmail.com add me for a mic battle u fake geek nerd no life..that goes 4 all of u nerrds lmao!

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:04 AM

Stop using that lame excuse that there is someone hacking your account. We know its you, you bell end!

 RE: Just quickly   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:07 AM

That picture makes him look like he's just shit himself. But then again, he probably has.

 RE: hm   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:10 AM

The only reason why you are saying that the last post wasn't you is because we dissed your rap and made you look like a homosexual and making you look like a dick. Also, why would the hacker always say nerd and geek and write your shitty 'slang' all the time?

 RE: Just quickly   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:18 AM

I once found some web site and Direoswald (Andy Milonakis) was begging to do acting or something. It was hilarious.

 RE: Just quickly   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:28 AM

I found it!

Hello, my name is Andy Milonakis and I'm a child actor.  I've been acting since I was a little boy and have done many a commercial, most of them include Gerber, Redand Bocker, Aquafina, Sprint Pcs, Mentos, Sega Dremcast, Star Burst, Milanos and Swansons and Cambulls Soups(GAY).  I am looking to get into something more lukecreative like TV Acting and Movies Acting(As an asshole).  I think maybe you can help if you see some of my actors faces(all fat), I can't afford to put my audition up on the internet because it's alot of money and I can't get andymilonakis.com because it costed some money so I got this on geocities. Because it's free(And I'm a tramp and can't afford anything). I will present to you with this website alot of my different faces(which are fat) that I can do when i'm being an actor, I will explain what the face does(be a dick) and what the moment is that I use these faces(on the shitter) and then you will email me and tell me that it's good(Will I?), I know it's good, I hate to be cocky(Well you are anyway you little shit) but I need a positive attitude about myself and my faces(which are fat) if I went to go someplace in this business.  So take a look and tell me what you think(Not very good), if you are a headhunter(Yep, we are going to kill you!) you can take any one of these photos of me(and throw darts at it, yay!) as my headshot for no adisional(spelled wrong) fee.  Please keep in mind that I am  a real person(No your not, you're a dick!) and real feelings(for nothing but myself) are something that I contain, so don't hurt my feelings(don't worry, we will!) by saying something mean(We will anyway) or I'll be forced to remove this site from existanse and kill my dream to become a TV or Movie acter(Woo Hoo).   On To the Pictures(huh, what shit).

 lol   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 18, 2005 11:04 AM

just in case u havent noticed...i dont do gangsta rap cuz i aint a gangsta, the fake uses gangsta rap and mentions my nz crew....which i havent done since last time i posted in 2004,

read this, fake direoswald rap:

(dont belive dis, i go away 4 a while an i come bak an they r like loads of nerds who come on 2 diss me cos they think ive gone away ha ha ha wat a bunch of morons. Now ill jus have to diss you all again 2 make u run away.

Whats this I hear over gossip?
A mudda talkin shit,
Tryin to be a badass and shit,
Sayin he hates Rap
and loves nerds?
Then shit mudda,
I'll move on ya,
Who cares about the level,
You big enough to die,
You good enough to try,
You easy enough to fry,
And yes my ass will take that offer,
To fry ya up and ship ya to the shit house,
Ya stink bitch stop talkin start crawlin,
Beg for your life,
Like I say,
Dead or Alive,
Run or get fried,
Live or get tried,
Drop those weapons and stand,
Lemme take yer life, make it easy,
On me and yourself,
Don't crush your ego slowly,
Crush it fast,
Before I call my boys and get the NZ CREW on YO ASS)

IT BARELY RHYMES,
dis is mine

andy molinkes must be the fag haker, chek the i.p dumbass hes a wannabe rapper,

well ur all geeks against me but chek his lines, 99 percent of his verse dont even rhyme, im 14. so what do i need a nerd i.d? ur nerds but ur too dumb to check the i.p,

get a life,
keep cuting ur cake wit a knife, ur the only obese one here with a pig as his wife,

i type as i think cuz it costs me cash,
50 cents a minute so i can embarass ur ass,

im not trying...why would i.were on the net anyway u nerds r gonna die,

go play ur online games, get married online, geeky nerd fagots gay sex is a crime

honeslty why would i wanna spend so much time..thinking of a rap jut for u.. and y would i gangsta rap when all ive been doing is mocking u unserioulsly? just chek the i.p fake haker...u must be a computer addict if u know how 2 hak..omg y do so many people pop up when they think im gone? geeze

 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 2:42 PM

Ok, when you try to rhyme it's no better than why you try to type hardcore gangsta rap, example:

You iz so gay
And u like 2 play
All day
with hay
And have ass sex wit Dr Dre

That's just what you sound like.



 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2005 11:01 AM

Direswald, you claim that rappin is easy for you
But that's just cuz rappin is an easy thing to do
Observe
You got the nerve
To dis me?
Well that can be risky
for such a little sissy
You're cheesier than chedder
No matter the weather
No matter rain or shine, my rhymes are better
I must be your nemesis
No other MC can get next to this
In fact, if they're even on the same premisis...
you'll see them trying to find out where the exit is
And then you run in fear bitch
You're like a seven year itch
in a place that I can't scratch
And I could only wish that you die of a heart attack or get your neck snapped in a car crash
You lard ass
You come in here, thinkin you're a hard ass
from an action movie with an all star cast?

I could go on all day, but I don't want to supply you with any more material. The funny thing is I can rap better than you, and I don't even like rap! Or maybe it's not so funny. Its actually kind of sad. I think that proves that rap music requires NO TALENT. ANYBODY CAN DO IT! You're such a wigger.

 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2005 1:37 PM

Well, I guess it takes a bit of talent to be able to stand up and and come out with a load of stuff on the spot. But then again Direoswald is just typing it all on the computer so yea it is pretty sad.

 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2005 3:24 PM

...u suk.... i told u before why would i wanna try hard when im on the net...read it dumbass im doing this for fun, cheesier than cheddar? how do u go from talking about cheese to talking about the weather....and when did i say i was from a all star cast? hahaha

ur my nemesis im gona become ur master,
slave drive ur geeky ass and make u work faster,
finally i got a nerdy geek to battle,
ill round u nerds up like a inbred herd of pregnant cattle,
gangsta rapin on the nets for fags like u,
slice up all u cattle and boil u into beef stew,

how many times do i gota say im aint tryin,
ive already left 5 nerds loggin out cryin,
i only gangsta rap battle wen i spit verbally,
u exagertae ur rhymes like a hyperbole,
pronounced hi-per-bowl-lee,
in case u criticise my slang spelling,
i can tell ur angry i can see the anger swelling,
u keep rhymin and im lyricaly repelling,
hey geeks adimit im better and stop rebelling

seriously, u cant express rap over the net..im only doing this to mock u...rap is made for voice u idiots so u cant really say if someone suks at rap or not on the net....o well i understand u have nothing else to say, ur all just some movie addicts who stay on this website with ur jetsream or wateva,  and the only thing u look forward to in ur life is computer games,
u wouldnt say the things u were saying in real life admit it ur only on here because noone can tell who u r, by the way keep this up, its funny watchin u make fools of urself,, y wuld i care wat u think, u know wat i do when i go to my frends house? i go on the comp and show them wat uve written before the party statrts so only the people i kno see wat im doing. having fun by mocking nerds.






 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2005 4:16 AM

"seriously, u cant express rap over the net..im only doing this to mock u...rap is made for voice u idiots so u cant really say if someone suks at rap or not on the net"

Then why in the name of Jesus-Allah-Budda do you keep doing it you complete and utter bender!?

Go on, diss me back, say "u suk" again cos that'll really make me cry.

 RE: lol   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2005 3:52 PM

Why don't we start up a rap battle? We could call it Rap Club.

 ......   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 20, 2005 7:57 PM

and u say I have reading problems, i said clearly u moron,
IM DOING THIS FOR FUN, y do u think so mny people wanna see wat ive typed? well its not because of me its the things i start up, e.g last night at a party i showed everyone wat i had done. seriously i dont care wat u think...y wuld u lie?
by the way....u suk.

yea start up a rap battle the idiot who tried 2 rap got himself into it, and if u dont wanna rap battle or say u cant rap cuz u dont like rap, then ur a pussy cuz all u gotta do is put a bunch of words on the screen. u suk

 morons   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2005 10:45 PM

i dont know who any of u are,but ill just say youre all MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can i say imbecilic,uneducated,unintelligent and just fuckin plain stupid...sshhaaadduupp bitch! ho!111111111111111111111111[

 RE: morons   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2005 5:10 AM

Okay, the fist rule of Rap Club is you do not talk about Rap Club. The second rule of Rap Club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOU- wait I got that wrong... no, the second rule of Rap Club is no spamming.

 RE: morons   > reply 
Posted by Bonnie (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 21, 2005 8:21 AM

Dats right, get my boyz on ya ,like a bunch of pit bulls that want a scrap of ya,my boyfriends gonna blind u stab u till u cant stand u understand? da gangs gonna come again, oh no uve chickened out again! go back to ur chicken house and stand wait there, hes comin 4 ya right there, trashing up ur house like its a silky blouse, while u fight im gonna be watchin , rootin for n.z and screamin I WANT U DEAD! so get it right, b4 they beat u up faster than the speed o light,its a delight, u  fizz up like a can of sprite, thats just been shaked a million times,just like my rhymes , my pocket moneys 50 dimes, think about all the times, wen u were callin me a hoe, now thats a crime, its my turn to shine , ur i.qs 9 , omg look at the time, ive got more rhymes next time i c ya, ull be in a seisure, cuz my bf gonna make u c if uve grown up, if u dont then well blow u up,laterz im bored ill be waitin at the beach surfin on my board!


 RE: morons   > reply 
Posted by Bonnie (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 21, 2005 8:23 AM

any1 who trys 2 diss me or my man r guna havt 2 deal wit Steph, Biene, Sama and Tana, they'll fuck u up!

 RE: morons   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2005 8:51 AM

On a message board? I don't think so!

 RE: morons   > reply 
Posted by ure all geeks (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 21, 2005 9:27 AM

k i admit it i give up. im gay. you all win.

 um   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 21, 2005 7:33 PM

yea um whoevers haking...ur a nerd full stop. y wuld i call myself gay? chek da i.p. the person who says were all uneducated and called us all hoes....y did u come here? get a life, its clled slang how culd i not be educated im 4th form at skool, i wasnt rapping about my surf board it was the haker and obviously he called himself gay. yep i know, he needs to stop haking and drop his nerdy attitude and get a life. i wont post bak till 24 hours

 RE: um   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2005 12:17 AM

you could of easily changed your user name and said something so you can say it was just the hacker! Stop lying.

 RE: um   > reply 
Posted by Bonnie (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 22, 2005 6:58 AM

stop dissin ma man or ill slash u all up! his raps make all u nerds lok lik shit!

 RE: um   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2005 9:17 AM

This is a new Guinness World Record for the longest forum ever! oh and by the way, Direoswald, you're a fat homo with an 80s haircut!

 RE: um   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2005 9:21 AM

Direoswald is a big elf bean silly billy gandalf to spaghetti while doing the tango on the way to the moon with a yellow pen friend two way radio! THE ULTIMATE OF CUSSES!

 omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 22, 2005 7:41 PM

that wasnt me again i said i wuldnt post till 24 hours. omfg y wuld i call myself gay? i told YOU to check the i.p address geeze ur thik, actually whats the point, ur probably the haker going onto my account saying shit then going on the random shemp one again, geeze ur just being laughed at,

i can see ur making another hak attempt,
to me ur just a nerdy random shemp,
ur just a geeky fag livin in a pop up tent,
shouting out on the net:
nerds represent

for da last time chek the i.p, why would i lie?
y wuld i call myself gay, when im not attracted to guys,

well ur attracted to both sexes u cant select, u looked at ur dad and ur 3 inch penis went erect,u come on the net just for respect cuz in real life ur a social reject,owin god a debt

seriously i dont care wat u say,
the hackers a nerd and the rest of u are gay,

ur all bent more than ur dads penis on tuesday nights, sarah suked him off and said it was a delight,

it was like sukin a baby carrot,stuck onto a faggot, yea im talkin bout ur dad a.k.a the retarded spaztic, we kno he blew his penis off and replaced it with plastic,dramatic in surgery,now hes a drug addict,

the last verse i did was to the fag hacker,
the nerd hackin ass slappin transexual penis whacker

get a life this the longest post ever,
hold on tight cuz u all goin down together






 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 7:53 AM

Man, that was gay! Also that Bonnie person can't spell either! Put a dictionary on your birthday list you fuck wank!

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 8:48 AM

excuse me direoswald your such a dumb fuck.

1. Im not the one being laughed at, if you havn't noticed already you're the one who everyone is taking the piss out of you dumbass

2. YOU were the one who was rapping about YOUR 3 inch penis on webcam

so just fuck off and suck mouse dick all day you homo

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 5:18 PM

No I think he means that we're being laughed at because he shows this thread to his cool internet gang and they all roll around on the floor laughing at our correct grammar and spelling and the way we don't use txt spk an use cool strt tlk lik diss!

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 23, 2005 7:03 PM

why DONT u use slang...its faster... and y do u say correct instead of wrong? ITS FASTER.hahha i show people who arrive early at a party or friends at my house, you are a fuking bunch of dumbass nerds, its called slang u idiots, internet gang? i met bonnie in primary school and the rest in form 1,

no u idiot that moron rapping about his 3 inch penis was the haker....y wuld i rap about a 3 inch penis? just because u may have one doesnt mean everyone else does, yes u are all being laughed at, not online by people beside me. ur the reason i come onto the internet lmao, a bunch of nerds that have no way of communicating properly to non geeky people in the real world so they come onto this site and hak and talk about movies. seriously.....y bother about spelling when were on the net? just because u have no kids,actually ur never going to have any anyway, but even if u do have teenage kids and they dont know wat slang is then theyre getting bullied at school cuz u make them study 2 much. all of u get a life, i bet u spend all day on the computer, i went away for 3 weeks cuz i completly forgot about this post then when i started up my computer and came back nerds come out of nowhere and say things cuz they think im gone. taking the piss outta me? if u mean were laughing so much were pissing our pants...ur wrong..ur getting so boring its the same lame comebaks everytime,seriously why start up ur computer, wait 10 minutes for the internet to connect just to go online and diss me? please dont tell me u got jetstream, who the hell needs that crap, super fast internet WOW, u MUST be playing online games then, o yea i wont post back for 24 hours.


 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2005 7:02 AM

If you learn to type properly then you'll find it's just as quick to type in normal English that everyone can understand. I can just imagine you with your nose inches from the keyboard going, "Duhhh... F-U-K... durrrhhh... U! where's da spacebar... durrrrrhhh I'm da da water boy urrrrrh!"

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by ure all geeks (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 24, 2005 12:47 PM

lik i wood be inchs away from the keybord goin durrrgh durrrgh.

ure a nerd
nerdy lik a bird
ure all fukd up
all shut up
like a hore
go suck dick
u stupid prik
ure dad likes to fuk with other men
thats why he looks like a little hen
yor mums a ho
suck dick and go
u tink slang aint cool
wel ure a nerd
ure a geek
take a leek in yor pants
im disin u cos u dont stand a chance
ill drill u
ill kill u
piss off and dont come back
piss off back to ure wooden shack

i cood dis u all day but i dont lik to waste time wen i cood kill u any day


 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 24, 2005 2:50 PM

for da lat time dat guy who jus posted waz not me it waz da fuckn nerdy fag hacker hoo has nuthing beta 2 do than 2 hack into peoples computers and pretend 2 b dem! i wud never rap as bad as dat cos my ryhmes iz tight as any1 who reads then knows!

Nerds beta listen up
fore i make you throw up
u tryin 2 bring me down
you aint nufing but a clown
bitch ass foo, dont know im da man?
Dr. Dre an emenem be ma number 1 fans!
ur all jus sit at yo screen
like a fuckin machine
tryin 2 find pics of da fucking queen
so you can jerk off with whippy cream
meanwhile me an ma posse be chillin
jus readn yo posts an laughin
man, cant yo see wat nerds yo iz?
hey geek boys here's a pop quiz
wats fat and stinks, don't put up a fight?
Yo momma bitches! i had her last night!



 haha   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 24, 2005 7:50 PM

seriously how can u be so dumb? i said i wouldnt post bak till 24 hours, n e way, this is to the haker who is going on my account then goin on a random shemp then saying it was me posting those things..i sai di wouldnt post till 24 hours.....

Here i go you ready? dis is like jason versus freddy, im about to cut u up wit lyrics with mike myers machete,

we on a movie site so lets talk about movies,
comparin me with hakers like comparin godzilla to scooby,im a killer of noobies, piss of geeks just so you see, fag hakers like yourself trying to lyricaly abuse me,

u can never break me,
u cant even fake me,
u can hak but u cant understand wen i say flee,do u understand 24 hours? i understand you hate me, u just wanna be me but do me a favour and forsake me

 RE: haha   > reply 
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 25, 2005 8:19 AM

1 more thing whoever it iz who iz hacking in 2 ma account ive sent a virus 2 your computer! ha ha ha! wat do u think of dat bitch?

p.s i won't be posting back 4 24 hours so u will all know dat hooever iz hackin isn't me

 o geeze   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 25, 2005 11:59 AM

oh my god the nerd strikes again that last post wasnt me but the one befoe it was. HAHAHA u dumb moron, whoevers haking is saying things on my account, then going: diroswal there is no haker ur a fake blah blah. get a life u nerdy geek, 24 hours starting from now,chek da i.p if u want


 theres no haker   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 25, 2005 8:54 PM

hey look i just realised, THERE IS NO HAKER!

take a look at this:

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 25, 2005 11:59 AM


Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 24, 2005 2:50 PM

chek it, it says posted by "i dont know"

and the fake one says "i don t know" with a space in it

in case ur blind the fakes got a space between the "N" and the "T" in the word "dont"

so there is no haker. hahaha idiot, of course theres probably only one person replying on this site pretending to be heaps of people anyway but just to let u know i actually took some time and read some of ur post. geek.


 RE: theres no haker   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2005 5:10 PM

Jesus Christ you only just realised that!? Man, you are one slooooooooooow fucking retard I've been doing that for months. Ha ha, well as much as I'd like to continue humiliating you I think I've probably made you look silly enough so goodbye and thanks for all the laughs at your expense.

P.S everyone still thinks you're that fat rapping kid from the videos (Although you probably are fat).

 ...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 27, 2005 7:32 PM

yea u do know i dont sudy everything u say.....fuck i barely read anythin u say,
anyway ur going now?
great. and ur the only one on this thread? ok. i get it now. lmao hahahahaha, yea everyon thinks im a fat kid who raps on the net, but now everyone knows ur useless at rapping, AND u called urself a fag, of course u were trying to make it look like i was saying it....but it clearly wasnt, FUKING HEL, do u remeber the return of the king post a few months ago? well i didnt post bak for 1 month and still noone replied, then when i chek all the nerd come out of hiding and diss me behind my bak....pussys

 RE: ...   > reply 
Posted by Stan (notmy@email.com) on February 28, 2005 4:56 AM

Wow, is this thread still going? Maybe it's about you all moved on to new topics eh?

 RE: ...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 28, 2005 6:49 PM

yup its still going, all because of me :)

read it...youll find it funny. o yea u shuld thank me for keeping this post going for so long even though i kinda destroyed the subject we were talking about, all i did was piss off a few people and kept them posting everyday. have fun reading !


 RE: ...   > reply 
Posted by Stan (notmy@email.com) on March 1, 2005 6:38 AM

OMG! That video of you rapping was fucking hilarious! Now I can see what everyone was going on about in all the other topics, lol

 ...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 1, 2005 6:54 PM

by the way its not me....what other topis? tell me the names of the topics abut people talkin about me behind my back.

 RE: ...   > reply 
Posted by Stan (notmy@email.com) on March 2, 2005 5:46 AM

It is you because in a couple of posts you admitted it. I think the last topic I saw them talking about you in was about Natalie Portman's nude scene in 'Closer'

 RE: ...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 2, 2005 7:07 PM

ok. read up. i said:

the fake ones name is:

"i don t know", with a space between the "n" and the "t",

and my one is: "i dont know", with no spaces,

and what happened to the idiot that tryed to fake me? ran away? yea he probably ran away, hell probably reply in 4 months and talk behind my back again.

 Playboy   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2005 8:22 PM

Even Thow She Dident Get An Aword For The Movie Close Natalie Portman Is Still My Favorite Gal No One Can Ever Take Her Place

 RE: disagree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2005 8:35 PM

Hay I Love The Movie Batman But Only The First 2 With Micheal keaton Mad The Best Batman But Thay Did Not Wont To Give Him More Money To Play Him So They Brout In Val Kilmer Who Excuse My Mouth Fucked It Up Then They Brout In George Cloonie Who Almost Perminently Ended Batman Now They Have This Other Guy Ding Batman They Should Of Kept Micheal Keaton This Movie Is Going To Suck Big Time Jet

 RE: disagree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2005 9:24 AM

Jeez Andy Milinkis, direoswald, i dont know, i don t know or whatever the fuck your name is you are such a fucking retard. Rapping on the internet? How fucked up in the head can you get? Wake up and see what a figure of ridicule you've become.


 huh   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 3, 2005 6:57 PM

U CANT READ LMAO! dis proves my point, ive asked so many times to give me ur msn, or add mine to have a mic battle. honest to god y would i care about rapin on da net? im just taking the piss outta u fags

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2005 7:05 AM

How? How are you taking the piss, by rapping at us? Oh I'm soooooo offended. Seriously man, this is lame, let's just be friends and talk about Batman or Starwars or something.

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 4, 2005 11:55 AM

ok the only problem with that is i dont kno jack about batman or star wars, and if i was friends with u some idiot would start up another fight. AND i didnt come on dis site to talk about movies. but anyway i gues it work 4 a while.

 RE: huh   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2005 9:36 AM

Okay, we can talk about Lord of the Rings then.

 ok   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 5, 2005 5:41 PM

ok..........so.......lord of the rings is a long movie........isnt it.

 RE: ok   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2005 1:26 PM

yes.............all of them

 RE: ok   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 6, 2005 6:56 PM

...............the director is peter jackson.......isnt he......

 RE: ok   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2005 5:30 AM

Yes.............and your mom's a hoe.......

Okay, sorry I didn't mean it I was only kidding.

 RE: disagree   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2005 8:38 AM

Val Kilmer wasn't that bad. George Clooney just said too many lame jokes and smiled too much. Michael Keaton was the best though. But you never know. Christian Bale might make a good job of this. Also 'The Tumbler' (Batmobile in Batman Begins) is pretty damm cool.

 RE: ok   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2005 8:44 AM

I'll just explain who and what Batman is and why he is Batman. It's the same usual story. Bruce Wayne (Batman) witnessed the horrific murder of his parents. Moves away from Gotham City. Trains hard and comes back. Designs his costume and gadgets and fights for truth and justice. Also has cool vehicles like the Batmobile, Bat-Wing (Aircraft thingy), Bat-Boat etc. If you search on google for Batman: Dead End then you can download this 8 minute long film for free which is about 160mb.

 RE: ok   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2005 2:23 PM

Yea, I've got that short film on DVD, it's pretty good and unlike alot of fanboys I actually loved the whole Alien/Predator thing. I'm glad they've changed the murder of his parents to how it originally was in the comics in this new film, i.e Bruce's parents NOT being killed by the Joker. I too think the new Batmobile is cool, reminds me of the one from The Dark Knight Returns "So powerful the only thing that can stop it isn't from this planet".

 RE: ok   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2005 2:23 PM

Yea, I've got that short film on DVD, it's pretty good and unlike alot of fanboys I actually loved the whole Alien/Predator thing. I'm glad they've changed the murder of his parents to how it originally was in the comics in this new film, i.e Bruce's parents NOT being killed by the Joker. I too think the new Batmobile is cool, reminds me of the one from The Dark Knight Returns "So powerful the only thing that can stop it isn't from this planet".

 yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 7, 2005 7:14 PM

yes.

 OMFG   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2005 4:01 AM

you are a damn whiner you fucking fake batman freak you aint no real movie trailer just a fucker retarded timmey sitting and wanking it off on your shemaled mother.. and give me the right movie trailer you stupid fagget retarded fake movie wanker batman you aint no real batman go cocksucking robbin coz he aint no real batman either.. so stop the whining or i whine in your face coz it isent raine outside

 RE: OMFG   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2005 7:10 AM

Huh? You the Batman trailer posted up? Ok, fine here it is but there's no need for the abuse next time.


Just copy and paste the link into your browser:

http://www.linuxmafia.com/~rick/pictures/stfu-big.png

 RE: OMFG   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 8, 2005 7:10 PM

was that directed to me..

 RE: OMFG   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2005 7:18 AM

I don't know, were you the one who said this?

"you are a damn whiner you fucking fake batman freak you aint no real movie trailer just a fucker retarded timmey sitting and wanking it off on your shemaled mother.. and give me the right movie trailer you stupid fagget retarded fake movie wanker batman you aint no real batman go cocksucking robbin coz he aint no real batman either.. so stop the whining or i whine in your face coz it isent raine outside"

 no   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 9, 2005 6:55 PM

no

 RE: no   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2005 6:40 AM

Well there you go then.

 RE: no   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2005 6:22 AM

Yea, now you understand.

 RE: no   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2005 10:55 AM

I know, why don't we have a rap battle? Everyone knows that rapping on the internet is the Epitome of cool.

 RE: no   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2005 3:40 PM

Fine, be that way. Go fuck yourself up your fucking ass you stupid fuck.

 ..   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 13, 2005 7:03 PM

was that directed at me again...cuz all i said was no

 RE: ..   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2005 3:58 AM

No it was directed at the hacker.

 This Forum   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2005 11:09 AM

What a load of Bollocks. Most of you need a life and the rest of you grow up. Not because you enjoy comics or films based on cartoons but because you sit in front of your computer adding to the trash I have just spent the last 10 minutes reading. And to the guys who critisise people who like Batman or Star Wars or spiderman why are you bothering to look on this web page.

Live and let live and shut up.

 clearly   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 14, 2005 7:23 PM

clearly u are eithger blind. or u havent read it properly, the reason i came on here was becasuse one day when me nd a friend were mocking a nerd, we thought, hey, y ot try mocking them on the net, and this post was the one with most people posting in it. so we went into this one. nerd geek, wat the hell r u doing on this site if ur not disrupting it?

 RE: clearly   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2005 4:35 AM

Jesus, you actually spent ten minutes reading all this crap? My God you're a retard.

 jesus   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 16, 2005 7:07 PM

no i didnt spend 0 minutes reading this crap i spend 5 minutes a day TYPING this crap u moron. READ IT if u cant understand, were mocking shy lil ners such as urself


 RE: jesus   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2005 7:10 AM

Okay, I was actually talking about the guy before you but I'm just curious, why am I a shy loser for posting here and yet you claim that you're cool for posting here?

 ..   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 17, 2005 7:02 PM

i didnt claim i was cool...i just said im dissing helpless ners such as yourself, WHY WOULD U WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIES ON THE NET WITH STRANGERS WHEN THERES LIVING PEOPLE AROUND YOU.

 RE: ..   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2005 6:17 AM

Well, I havn't actually been talking about movies either, 'm just here to mock nerds aswell. I thought you were a nerd.

 ..   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 18, 2005 10:27 AM

oh....right....well go onto the natalie portman closer nde scene captures post, theres plenty of nerds there :)

 RE: ..   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2005 7:12 AM

Can't I just pretend that you're a nerd?

 RE: ..   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2005 8:46 AM

Nerdy nerdy nerd nerd! Man, you love Batman so much you probably have Batman bed covers. You also probably work in a comic book store and watch Star Trek and wear glasses and stuff.

 .   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 21, 2005 7:46 PM

stop telling me about yourself. I already know

 RE: .   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2005 7:15 AM

That's just like saying "I know you are but what am I?" Are you 5 years old or something? Nerd!

 .....   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 23, 2005 8:05 PM

no im 14.....seriously just read it, u have enough time to come on here everyday so that MUST mean u have enough time to scroll up and see what i caused.geek.

 RE: .....   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2005 7:23 AM

We're both on here pretty much everyday my friend. Oh, and what are you talking about? Scroll up and read what?

 ...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 24, 2005 2:18 PM

read the messages above.

 RE: ...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 2:34 PM

I can't be bothered. Unlike you I'm not a nerdy fag who reads every post and criticises the spelling and grammar.

 omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 26, 2005 3:23 PM

omg u DO come on here everyday!, why would i be a nerdy fag that criticises spelling, when im usin slang, and everyones critisising me? dude ur just a nerd, get ova it

I dont need no hammer,
to mash up ur grammar,
i dont need no axe,
to split up ur syntax,

shut the fuk up, u just a nerd,
say wat u want but wat u say is absurd

99 percent of aliens prefer earth,
im here to rule the planet,
startin with ur turf,
ur mom did crack u had a premature birth,
hey fag,ur the one who critisied first

u just a nerdy fag livin in a filthy slum,
you just a homeless hobo thats just succumbed to scum,


say i cant rap, lets see u try,
u fuking shy lil nerd
just go and die

im 14 u arguin wit lil kids,
do me a favour and go jump off a bridge,

Michael jacksons your dad, you think molestations a sport?
why dont u moonwalk to ur dads court case in court,

wat u gon say now? dont worry ill guess,
go back to ur hobby and watch ur mum undress.

if u aint a nerd wat u doin on this website? and u cant talk about me if u  havent read the above, look, ur a shy lil computer game addicted nerd that came onto this site to talk about batman, why would a grown "mature" man like u come on this site to mock nerds for fun like me? u wouldnt, that proves it ur a nerd,face it. read it. geek. just cuz u got bullied in skool, u wana see my cheerleader gf on webcam? shes on teenmagz as well, u can see that too, u wouldve read that if u scroled up, wat do u mean u got no time? u manage to come on here same time EVERY SINGLE DAY, geek, why dont u skip a day so u can avoid me calling u a nerd that comes on here everyday huh? im sik of having to turn the computer on and waiting for 5 minutes to connect then come onto this website, it takes 10 minutes altogether, of course i dont sit in front of the comp and wait like u probably would, but its anoying. but its worth the entertainment. geek.

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2005 11:23 AM

i cant be bothered to read all that shit, unlike you i have a life so im not going to sit down and wast 15 minutes writing a rap that noone's going to read. Go back to your pokemon and cry bitch! HA HA HA!!!

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 27, 2005 9:37 PM

lol, i said i was 14 at the end of the rap, that measn u read up to there, i said it took 15 minutes alotoghther to turn on my comp coonect 2 tha net and 5 minutes to write it, u read up to there, u basically just read all of it lmao, and if u got a life what are u doing on here?

face it ur jealous.


 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2005 3:45 AM

im not gunna read any of what you say so your just wasting your time you sad geeky little nerd boy. Suck on it! ha ha ha hya haha aha aha aha!!!!

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 29, 2005 7:55 PM

so i gues if u dont read what im saying..then theres no point of posting bak... lol i know u read my last message, u just got bumed cuz i told u all the right facts i needed to tell u to prove u read it, ok dont post bak then.

just cuz yr a nerd, i know your jealous of me

 RE: omg   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2005 4:10 AM

Completely blanked out. It doesn't matter anyway cos I can probably guess what you said: "Waaah! don't diss me! so what if i like to play with my star trek action fugures all day boo hoo hoo"
Listen, im going to say something very important that could help you get a girlfriend. First, put down the cheeseburger and open the window. Now put on some clothes and go and excercise. if you work out for maybe a year solid you could get yourself down to just being overweight rather than obese. If you also remember to wash everyday and brush your teeth and perhaps get contact lenses instead of those big, goofy glasses you wear then you might be able to get a girlfriend. If she was blind maybe.

 ....   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 30, 2005 7:50 PM

dude u probably just saying u cant be bothered readin it, when u probably have education problems...

i told u to see my gf on webcam, o wait u wuldnt read that cuz u cant, dont make up excuses, by da way, ull never get a gf, ur just an anorexic nerd thats going to reply with: i didnt bother reading that.
get a life im doing this for fuin wirh freinds beside me, ur a nerd face it, ur just jealous of me cuz i can rap , lmao ull never be anything

 RE: ....   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2005 9:37 AM

You suck ass and you know do do. You're just wasting your time retard but I suppose you've got nothing better to do.

 ...   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2005 8:06 PM

im not going to rwad your messages anymore.

by the way, ur on here every day, the onlything u live for is computer games cuz ur a fagot nerd that pretends not to read it, ur fucking jealous of me. face it. even tho ur gon say u didnt read this i know u did. i dont care keep saying it its making us laugh

 RE: ...   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2005 4:46 AM

Oooooh... You're MY wife now!

 yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 5, 2005 8:57 PM

yes i am honey

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 5:12 AM

Hello Dave...

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 6, 2005 9:04 PM

hi fag. by the way u replied. u read it. actually i knew u read all my messages all along and u probably will continue to read them and say u didnt. face it, ur just jealous of me :)

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 10:06 AM

Okay, is Dave there?

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 7, 2005 8:55 PM

no. he is up ur ass. stupid she-nerd

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2005 12:41 PM

You want to buy some pegs Dave?

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2005 12:21 AM

hi its dave here. im sorry i havent told you this before honey. but im gay. i only married you for a fuck, then i stayed with you for as many fucks as i wanted. but i was never attracted to you, im leaving. bye.

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 10:19 AM

I knew it!

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2005 2:28 PM

yep u read it. that means u read my mesage. actually uve been reading all my messages but have no good reply or comeback or disses cuz ur just a nerd with a mind full of movies and computer games. right. ur jealous of me and thats y u cant stand me

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 4:49 PM

I always had a feeling you were a dirty fag but now you've actually admitted it.

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 12, 2005 9:16 PM

nope. it was ur gay husband dave. hes paying with all ur jewlery and ur wedding ring he brought you to stay at my house, he said he just ran away from his wife, poor fellow, anyway he said hes coming back, he said he just found out you were a man

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 5:23 AM

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2005 12:21 AM

hi its dave here. im sorry i havent told you this before honey. but im gay. i only married you for a fuck, then i stayed with you for as many fucks as i wanted. but i was never attracted to you, im leaving. bye.


 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2005 10:18 PM

yes. now do u understand? dave is ur husnad remeber? he was over at my house, since he just found out ur really a man dressed as a woman, and him being gay and all hes coming back.

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 8:03 AM

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2005 12:21 AM

hi its dave here. im sorry i havent told you this before honey. but im gay. i only married you for a fuck, then i stayed with you for as many fucks as i wanted. but i was never attracted to you, im leaving. bye.

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 14, 2005 1:35 PM

yes plz stop posting ur husbands goodbye message. i understand ur traumatised


 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2005 11:57 AM

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2005 12:21 AM

hi its dave here. im sorry i havent told you this before honey. but im gay. i only married you for a fuck, then i stayed with you for as many fucks as i wanted. but i was never attracted to you, im leaving. bye.


 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 16, 2005 1:26 AM

hi dave.

 RE: yes   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 8:48 AM

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2005 12:21 AM

hi its dave here. im sorry i havent told you this before honey. but im gay. i only married you for a fuck, then i stayed with you for as many fucks as i wanted. but i was never attracted to you, im leaving. bye.


 Not what I expected, but I like it!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 11:33 AM

I just gotta say, the new Batman suit looks awesome! I was hoping for it to look more like the comic version, but oh well. The chest armor looks a little wierd, but it's definitely a step up from the suit in the last 2 movies. What was with the nipples? I liked Lost Boys and Falling Down, but I think Joel Shumucker's best days are behind him. I also suspect him of being a homosexual. I can't wait to see this new Batman film! I'm sure it will kick a decent amount of ass.

 RE: Not what I expected, but I like it!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 12:04 PM

Sorry, I thought this was a Batman discussion board when I posted the above message. Direswald, you sound like a cool guy. I'm sure you must throw some bitchin parties. Sitting around, dissing people on the net? What a blast! Just wait till the milk and cookies are served! You must realize though that when you make fun of people on the internet, it is really kind of pointless because no one's opinion matters on the internet. You can say the worst possible things to people on the net and they can just go on with their lives. You on the other hand seem to dwell on things. For some reason you are really bothered when people say bad things to you on the net. It looks like you try very hard to prove that there is a hacker posing as you. It may or may not be true, but the point is you care too much. BTW you may think I'm a geek or nerd, but I have been stuck here, at work, in front of a computer for hours and I tend to get bored. I'm getting paid right now. You come here on your own free time. That says something about you. Not that I care, but you are probably deeply disturbed by what I have said and you will probably respond harshly, but it's ok because I probably won't ever read it. You might think you've scared me off, but the fact is this isn't entirely important to me, and I will probably have forgotten about this by the end of the day. That most likely goes for everyone else who you think you've scared away. Just remember that you never come out on top, because everyone else moves on, but you are still here. I hope this post has encouraged you to get help. You have some kind of problem, but don't worry. It's not your fault.

 RE: Not what I expected, but I like it!   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 16, 2005 10:04 PM

clearly uy have misunderstood me. read the messsages im doing this for fun, and it only takes 3 minutes every 4 days to type a message......lol ive told u already, look on webcam at us. were just taking turns typing shit and waiting for a reply, u say u wont eva read this? lol yea right, dont reply bak then, yes ur a nerd. thnks 4 admitting it, dissing people on the net? i told u i had a mic, dont believe my girls a cheerleader and that shes on the cover on teenmags? i said i had a webcam, but thank u for posting a reply that makes sense and that is actualy directed at me. finaly. so go onb with ur nerdy life sitting behind a desk or computer, its just teenagers having fun and thats the only insult u can seem to come up with. u probably just said u wont read my reply so i wouldnt post back to u, but i just did. and u proably wont post bak because ive said so many points ur probably stumped. then again if u read this ull probably say u wont and that my girls a hoe or blah blah, dont u get it? we aint serious or angry, in fact everytime we read ur messages we crak up laughing. and if u dont care or ur not concerned, y did u talk to me? and if ur not a geek how do u know about this website? well as for me i kno this site becaue i searched: forums in the holidayd to diss some nerds and print out wat the cyber life was like to my friends. anyway, dont believe me? i got a webcam, keep replying its crakin us up.wana rap battle me? i got a mic.

so there u have it. my harsh reply HAHAHA

 I scared ya   > reply 
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 17, 2005 8:59 PM

"You might think you've scared me off, but the fact is this isn't entirely important to me, and I will probably have forgotten about this by the end of the day. That most likely goes for everyone else who you think you've scared away. Just remember that you never come out on top, because everyone else moves on, but you are still here."


...well first of all i took the time to read your message fully....and i gotta say u have misunderstood me. you see, i dont care what you do with ur miserable socialy cut off life u live, i just care about how u reply and if someone will battle me on the mic and if anyones got the guts to look at us on webcam. Seriously, if u really had a life, what are u doing sitting in front of a computer for work? join the army or do something helpful u knob, anyway will someone PLZ reply? who cares if were doing this in our free time, its funny, picturing a bunch of nerds too scared to look t us on webcam just cuz i told them one of us was a cheerleader that was on the cover of teenmags, then u say u dont believe me, when i say i have a webcam, u say i cant rap when i say i have a mic, ur all nerds but ur so stupid i have to post messages this muthafukin long just to get through to u wat were doing. its for fun nothing serious but u seem to be offened. i kno ull read this, by all means dont come back, u live for computers u even said it urself u sit in front of a computer all day and came across this site looking for a batman suit lmfao!!!

 RE: I scared ya   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2005 7:40 AM

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2005 12:21 AM

hi its dave here. im sorry i havent told you this before honey. but im gay. i only married you for a fuck, then i stayed with you for as many fucks as i wanted. but i was never attracted to you, im leaving. bye.



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