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 TRAILER: HEY, It's (Crappy!) FAT ALBERT
By Wind(up)bird on October 7, 2004 5:14 AM
Jeez. This one looks rough. If they were going to do this cartoon, they at least should have kept him and his looney pals in the seventies (or was it the eighties?). Mush-mouth looks so bad, its not even funny. Check it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2004 12:16 PM
Could Bill Cosby do any worse? What a terrible movie.
I'll be damned if this becomes a box office bonanza.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2004 4:00 AM
actually,I wouldn't assume anything.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2004 7:34 AM
Fucking fat people!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2004 5:51 AM
I don't like fat people, especially BLACK fat people.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2004 4:06 PM
Why are you being racist? Fuck you and your opinion bitch. I happen to be a thin black girl, but why does race even matter, shit face?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2004 6:13 PM
your fuckin rude! black ppl are awesome!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2004 9:43 PM
Yeah, it's as bad as me saying that I hate fat LATINO people.
You hate people...fine, but don't hate fat people by race. How completely immature and wrong.
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Posted by Erica_57 (PrettyChicka57@yahoo.com) on October 10, 2004 9:59 PM
anywhere that I go, why must there always be one shit head racist loser? God you people suck.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2004 11:13 PM
thats bullshit, fuck racist ppl,but i think the movie will be alright tho!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 4:02 AM
Bunch of fucking monkeys.
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Lotta F-Bombs here...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 12:13 PM
Back to the point, Bill Cosby's childhood reminisces wouldn't be complete without Fat Albert, but knowing how Hollywood excels at screwing up my childhood memories, this one's gonna suck. Please someone tell me he's not going to be played by Eddie Murphy...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 3:55 PM
I note that you have Charles Kipps as a writer for this show. Lucky! He has won awards since the 70s. I would like to meet him one day. And I can't wait for this movie. He has the golden touch.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 4:43 PM
...for this movie to do good in the box office! Average movie goers will watch anything these days, they'll surely try this one, or at least I hope they will, because I won't be.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 6:42 PM
monkeys is an understatement...these *n-word*s are baboons and belong in cages like the rest of the oil marks the live in this country...fuckin *n-word*s always takin up all the air with there big ass nostrols...fuck man
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 6:44 PM
fuck fat albery he must love watermelon he deserves to be lynched and fuck black ass wesley snipes for being a fuckin *n-word* in america that black ass bitch we should put him and some other coloreds and make them dance around to there hipity hop music *n-word*s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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i am the choosen one
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 6:47 PM
fat albery is a worthless *n-word* with a driving miss daisy smile fuck him his movie and bill cosbys bitch made ass.....i am also a blatent racist and you know it cuz i am making it clear i hope the maryland sniper shows up to the premier...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 6:49 PM
your a fuckin retard do you see eddy murphy anywhere around here wow you have shit for brains...your really fuckin stupid
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 6:51 PM
like really stupid what do you just just assume they stick an old school *n-word* in this cuz its an old school flick, put a gun and your mouth and dont be shy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 11:16 PM
Wow, you people just stereotype my race. It's so disturbing. I am a 16 year old black young woman, I can't stand rap music or hip hop or anything similar. My iPod plays mainly rock to be honest. I don't like what our music is turning into with sex, drug and money talk. But anyway, you all need help in the sense of realizing what you say does hurt. I don't have big nostrols, I'm educated, I am just not your basic stereotype of African American people. Don't let stereotypes get the best of your judgment of us as people. Now you KKK believers should just stay on topic here and end your racist stupidity. Keep it to yourselves, live and let live. Thank you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 11:20 PM
Again, stop your negativity. Grow the fuck up. Take your racist ass elsewhere, I hate you. I hate the "*n-word*" and it offends me deeply.
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Don't hate the niggar.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 3:27 PM
Ha ha ha! This is the second Fat Albert topic that's degenerated into a racial attack on black people.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 3:31 PM
My God! I can't believe how racist some people can be, I mean I could imagine this kind of thin coming from my grandfathers generation because they lived in a different era before racisim was bad but you can't say things like this nowadays. Black people shouldn't be called "*n-word*s" they should be refered to as "Coloreds" or "Darkies".
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 7:29 PM
In Black language.....Yo momma is a hairy assed monkey who smells like rotted bologna...don't hate
you po white trash!!! Kiss my big black mandingo ass Mr Funky Bod (tee hee hee)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2004 3:37 PM
blk ppl suk dik
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2004 7:12 AM
Who is Fat Albery???
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2004 8:23 AM
...quite honestly, i have no qualms about sucking dick.
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on October 15, 2004 3:59 PM
I'm so glad I spend tons of effort maintaining this site so you dumb asses can have diarrhoea of the keyboard all over it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2004 6:24 PM
FAT ALBERT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY HEY HEY! CHRISTMAS DAY!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2004 8:58 AM
Fuck you all you motherfucking honky crackers I'll bitch slap ever one of you fools!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2004 1:45 PM
I don't really know anything about fat albert, but i'm planning to see the movie because Joel from Good Charlotte is in it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2004 10:45 AM
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS FILM!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 6:54 AM
Why must you talk about your mom like that? What happen she ate all your twinkies and flushed your slim-fast down the toilet? BITCH!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 7:02 AM
I hate all white males . They are stupid as hell and smell like dogs, but I love the white women because they can suck a mean one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" ya'll know it's true"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 7:26 AM
This film is Garfield standard, it's Scooby Doo 2 standard. How can anyone be looking forward to it?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 8:04 AM
Your just mad b/c your mom is black...biatch
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 8:06 AM
Im a white guy and i agree...kill whitey. I wish I was afro american...and could get me some white bitches
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 8:08 AM
Irish people are stupid..they should burn in hell...so should russians, they smell like tuna and old gravy. The only people that matter in this world are Bin ladians....hoez
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 8:11 AM
My biggest fantasy is to be in the middle of fat albert and oprah in an inflatable pool filled with whipped cream and tuna, with Lil bow wow throwing olives at us...i hope they show that in the movie...I CANT WAIT GUYS>>THIS MOVIE WILL MAKE ME MOIST
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"Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Al in his Bloods shirt!"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2004 9:13 AM
It's cool that they decided to remake this story as a "gangsta" film, with the Fat Albert group as a homicidal street gang of dangerous deviants. At least that's what Dumb Donald's look seems to suggest...
"Did you call me 'Dumb', muthafvcka?!? Yes, you did, I heard you all right... you called me DUMB Donald!!! Dumb Donald the shoe shiner?!? Suck on this!!! Well, muthafvcka, who's dumb now, huh? Huh??? HUH?!? Shine these fvckin' shoes!!!"
"Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, Donnie?"
"This here muthafvcka just called me DUMB! You know I can't stand that fvckin' name, Al, and I ain't lil' kid Donald no more!"
"Hey, hey, hey, sure I know that, Donnie."
"Well, muthafvcka didn't know, but now he will,
'cause I capped his a$$!"
"Hey, hey, hey, that's cool, bro! They don't call you Mad Donald these days for nothing!"
"Damn right, Al! Now, pass me one of those joints you got from Ol' Man Cosby..."
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2004 7:09 AM
Fat Albert: Increase the Peace.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2004 3:15 PM
this movie is going to do well because it comes out o x-mas day
and pretty soon you'll see the tv show back on air to reel in the little kids that didn't grow up on the show !!
so just to let you haters know this is a kids movie!!! kids like the crazy stuff.
peace yall!!
ps: na na na gona have a good time!!!! hey hey hey!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2004 5:19 AM
Who goes to see a movie on Christmas day? I thought kids opened their presents and then spent the rest of the day playing with them.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2004 5:20 AM
Go back to the trees you fucking monkey!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2004 9:08 AM
zactly...to be honest the film looks crap, but i'm a huge GC fan so i'll see it anyways!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2004 9:09 AM
i am...joel madden on a huge screen? Bring.It.On.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2004 6:48 AM
who the fuck is hatin on black people.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2004 6:50 AM
well it's never goin to happen
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2004 6:53 AM
fuck u punk
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2004 6:54 AM
fuck u cracker
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2004 6:56 AM
I'm with u
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2004 7:03 AM
fuck skinny people
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I wanna c the movie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2004 6:09 PM
Only bcuz Dania Ramirez is in it
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 9:42 AM
Man, dis all we need! Another weak ass brotha' flick dat act like us homies be all fat and shit. Jus cos we balck don't mean we automaticly like fried chicken foo!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 9:44 AM
Me esse' if I wanna say shit about all dose niggaz who gonna stop me? You Meh? I don tink so gringo.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2004 6:30 AM
u kno
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 7:14 PM
Shut the fuck up bitch! And lick my ass!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 7:16 PM
Man your script is better than this damn mothafackin´ movie!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2004 1:43 PM
You toss MY mother fuckin' salad bitch!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2004 5:02 PM
you are a stupid boy who is not educated. A real loser.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 5:38 PM
I have seen all of ya niggas eating at KFC and Popeye's!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 5:40 PM
Shout ya mouth bitch!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 5:41 PM
I wanna fuck your vagina you rocking nigga bitch.
Tasty!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2004 7:55 AM
Watch you talkn' bout? I speak gud n' everything!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 2:13 PM
YOU IDIOT! WHY DONT YOU BOYS AND GIRLS GROW UP. iTS JUST A MOVIE YOU MORONS!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 2:14 PM
YOU RACIST SCUMBUCKET REDNECK YOU ARE KKK!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 2:15 PM
WHITE BOY GET A LIFE! IT MIGHT MAKE YOU A MAN ONE DAY.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 2:16 PM
MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST AND JEALOUS OF PEOPLE OF COLOR AS YOU CAN SEE.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 4:40 PM
This is suppose to be where people post messages about how they feel bout the movie. And ya'll muthafuckas over herre dissin my muthafuckin race and shit dissin my fat people Let me find one of ya'll bitches I crack yo skull wit my AK47 Don't fuck wit me And for dat black girl dats prejodus of rap fuck you bitch
J-KWON
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2004 4:03 AM
Don't make me come over and bust a cap in yo ass nigga!
OG Loc in da house!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2004 7:10 AM
you should delete this board..its been a waste with the stupidity being posted...back to the movie...the "Cos" is the funniest man alive...HEY HEY HEY!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2004 9:00 AM
JOEL MADDEN IS IN FAT ALBERT!!!! I AM SO SEEING THIS MOVIE!!!!! :D
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 9:38 AM
FAT ALBERT KICKES ASS
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 9:38 AM
JOEL SUX I HOPE FAT ALBERT EATS HIM
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suck it! and shut the hell up!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 6:40 PM
ok, its gonna suck. one of you crazy basters is in the KKK and one of you is black. The rest of you all need to go get laid or mabye get a hobby that keeps your ass off the net for hours at a time. We've all got problems but you dumbasses are re-goddamn-diculas. Oh I just about forgot all of you morons need to go to a spelling and grammar class!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 6:43 PM
I almost forgot to tell the fag that keeps saying hey, hey, hey to shut his damn mouth as well. O.K. now I think I've taken a shit on all of your faces. Ohhhhhhh that felt good.
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shut the hell up boy says.....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2004 6:51 PM
One more person to shit on, Mr. stupid people about three or four colums up. Learn to type in Engilh I know you're still in school, if your not please come pop a cap....... it would be my and the rest of the worlds pleasure to show u what an 8-round 12-gauge riot shot-gun does to dumbass kids like you!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2004 3:22 PM
joel madden is so ot i wish i could fu*k him all day long!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 12, 2004 10:38 AM
Just Remember Were All God's Children and No Race is Better Then the Other .
By the Way I Think the Fat Albert Movie Will be Cool Because its Part of our Past of the one's Who Grew up Watching Fat Albert.
"""Stop The Hate"""
"""Keep The Peace"""
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