Millions and millions
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2004 8:08 AM
No matter how bad that movie would be, I would go see it 15 times. That is the funniest idea ever, and Ash is GOD.
RE: Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2004 8:07 PM
Who the heck is Ash? Do you even watch horror movies?! He is The King!!! Do yourself a favor, rent Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, and Army of Darkness. To watch him, is to love him. "Hail to the king baby!"
Ash is the coolest
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2004 10:34 AM
Groovy, baby. Ash is the coolest pop culture icon alive. Not only would he wipe the floor with Freddy and Jason, but he could take out Indiana Jones, James Bond, and anyone else ever to be in a movie. I just hope they don't bring shame and disgrace to the name of Evil Dead with this new flick.
RE: Ash is the coolest
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2004 1:59 PM
Well if it does happen Bruce Campbell would have to be Ash. Most, if not all Evil Dead fans wouldn't have it any other way and I don't think that Sam Raimi would either. And in my personal opinion if they did go ahead with the film,it would end both the Nightmare on Elm St. and Friday the 13th series because once Ash got a hold of them there would be no coming back for either one of them. Ash is a demon slayer from way back!!! When Ash kills you that is the end of you. Freddy and Jason don't want none!!!! And on another note I don't think it would be any good if Robert Englund was not Freddy, of course. I think that as long as Sam Raimi has plenty control it will be okay.
RE: umm
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2004 7:14 PM
Dude, think of this. ASH KILLS DEADITES! he fights against the armies of darkness, and still gets the girl.(albeit in pieces) He is the king of chainsaws and wisecracks, all he needs is a new blue shirt and he's "groovy"
Ash vs Freddy vs Jason
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 3:06 PM
I know this is only my child hood dream to see the all mighty one crush those undead deadite punks, yo i hope the movie continues where the last one left off with freedy winking his dicrepid little eye, then his body leaps from the lake and he and jason battle all the way to s-mart in michigan ans ash says some witty remark like "I hope you fellas are planing on paying for that....whoa" this must happen...please
Hollywood moves in mysterious ways
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 3:18 PM
Sure, Ash (and he does kick ass!) is a mortal so has the lower hand. Jason would get some new scars but will crumble Ash's ass eventually. Freddy is no match in dreamland for him, but if sucked to the real world again by psycho-girl, Ash will have some pre-fried beef on the table the same night
Damn I was not ready yet!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 3:27 PM
Odds and facts (take 2). Sure, Ash (and he does kick ass!) is a mortal so has the lower hand. Jason would get some new scars but will crumble Ash's ass eventually. Freddy is no match in dreamland for him, but if sucked to the real world again by psycho-girl, Ash will have some pre-fried beef on the table the same night. But as we wage the powers of each icon agiansy eachother we should recon Hollywood logic. They want to keep the possibility open for more sequels (to this series and the originals). So I guess nobody really wins agian. Probably this time Freddy wins, Jason is mailed to uncle Satan once more and Ash gets up from under the rubble in the end, wanting revenge on Freddy, thus opening up for part 3 where everybody can join the fest again. What we want to happen is not the matter these days I fear. this is an interesting concept, but soo easy to mess up....
RE: Ash will not win
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 10:27 AM
freddy a jason are unbeatable jason can live for ever and freddy is in dream world but ash is a human and plus freddy can get in bodies like in the freddy vs jason
and ash just has a chainsaw
Chainsaw vs Machete vs Razor fingers
who will win?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 11:18 PM
well, to all you who say so and so will win...remember, rule number 1 of a horror movie franchise, no matter what, the main character, ie, freddy, jason, ash, or whoever, is never ever dead for good, so no matter who 'wins' there is a sure bet that if the movie makers want, they will find a way to bring them back if they feel there is money to be made. Who knows, maybe Ash will have the book of the dead with him and he will be able to mix a potion or cast some spell and somehow live forever as long as there is evil around...i mean, how many people do you know that can cut their own possesed hand off and strap a chainsaw onto the nub and start hacking the shit out of everything evil!
freddy vs jason vs ASH!
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Posted by evilash (boomstick@hotmail.com) on September 30, 2004 11:14 PM
what the hell is with you people. No one can beet Ashley J. Williams, he would kill every evil mother fucker that got in his way. if he fell asleep and freddy got him, he would still woop freddy's ass. and if he came face to face with Jason, he would run circles around him. Ash is smarter than freddy and jason and ash has better one liners
RE: Ash is the coolest
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2004 7:39 PM
technicly jason would have to survive because of that gay ass movie jason x.
so even if ash won (wich it wood b cool to see him fall asleep while my boi freddy is on the loose)jason would still come bak so they would have to make it that jason get frozen from some god nos wat efect of ashes new discovery of magic and freddy would be kept in hell for all eternity or sumthin
Including Ash in F vs J movie is a good idea
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2004 12:10 PM
But to think that Freddy and Jason are even in the same league as Ash is nonsense. Ash will destroy them. If they include Ash it will be the smartest thing they've ever done, or the dummest that Raimi has.
freddy bites
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 3:52 PM
Pinhead will rock freddy any day of the week, pinhead would attack freddy in his own dream!! thats why freddy was the first to die. only 6 elm st. movies, 10 jason movies, soon to be 9 halloween movies and so far 6 hellraiser movies but 7 and 8 are already made just waiting to be released, and by the way ASH would kill all!!!!!
Freddy rules
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2005 12:40 AM
freddy would hella win, he is quick, smart, and he is more evil than jason can ever get, besides freddy treated jason like a little bitch in jasons dream on freddy vs jason, especially when he was drowning little jason
freddy is gay
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2005 7:07 PM
freddy is weak,he is gay,and what kind of faget attacks people in their dream,why cant he attack people in the world. jason will proboly win or ash will slay that faget freddy so take that michael jackson 2
Micheal vs. Freddy vs. Jason
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2005 2:16 PM
I think that Micheal Myers should be in the next Freddy vs.Jason movie Because me and My friend's at school think that movie would make a BIG box office hit and I think you should just add the Killers and slashers into the Movies one by one just to see who is the true killer in the vouls of hell
Army of hell
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 9:24 AM
Listen up guys, rumours have been going around new line cinemas that this project might not kick off. However this movie would work great into the story line of deamons, refering to of course the last two movies(jason goes to hell and Freddy's dead). Remeber the book of the dead is in the last friday movie (not 10, 9), And in the first Nightmare movie we saw Jasons mask and the movie Nacy was watchin>>>Evil dead.
I'm a big fan of all three of these movies, Rami is tied up with Spiderman 3 that he doesn't have time for this, hopefully they can get a start on this movie at least work up a good scprit, and recuit a few good actors so they can die in the movie and become famous(ie. Kevin Bacon and Johnny depp). Please start this movie!
Whats really gonna happen?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2005 6:12 AM
I'm a hardcore evil dead fan and I would love to see Ash come back... but I'm not sure he fits here in this setting. Wouldn't it just be better for an evil dead 4? I think that the way Ash is portrayed that he will wind up winning this match, however also like all 3 movies in the evil dead trilogy I kind of get the feeling that somehow Ash will wind up screwd in the end; but of course in a way that us evil dead fans can accept like the REAL ending to the 3rd one(not that I didn't like the s-mart finale too though). It would be fun to see what they do with this unlikely trio though.
Freddy kicks all ass
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2005 10:46 AM
If freddy would just use his nightmare powers he could kick jason,ash,micheal,pinhead,IT,chucky,ect. asses
re: give ash a hand
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2005 2:55 AM
Hay this is just a crazy thought but ash being a badass why not giv him a an allie.. (Example)Ash=tough, Jason=tough... so whos the opposite of Freddy, well I think "The Mask" is the good guy equilivent to Freddy. You all have to admit Ash and The Mask vs Freddy and Jason being just comical to watch, I cant imagin a greater horror tag team battle to see being so great and funny at the same time..
adding the mask are you nuts??
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2005 4:46 AM
I get the feeling that if you add the mask this movie would be a nightmare. Interesting concept in comparing him to freddy but come on... well shoot he might make a good match if it were only freddy vs. the mask, in fact that would be a lot of fun. I think 4 characters is just too much to add into a 2 hour movie... heck just watch "the league of extrodinary gentlemen" and see what I mean.
ash couldnt kill slug freddy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2005 4:09 PM
u dont get it ash is a human(strong human) but he couldnt take on freddy just say if they make freddy vs ash vs jason ash would killed get rite people if they make a movie with ash it would be preetty shhhiitt
but u know it will be shit cause ash wouldnt stand a chance
RE: freddy is gay
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2005 12:27 AM
Micheal Jackson 2?! o my god, that is the stupidest thing i ever heared, i am a die hard fan of all 3 franchises but jason has no personality, he is boring and the only reason people watch his movies is because t
hey are perverted and need to get a life....i have nothing against ash, hes coll, and so is freddy, his movies actually have meanings to them with more to offer than any jason movie...ever
Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2005 1:23 PM
Although u all say u love the evil dead ahve any of u noticed that in the regular ending 2 the army of darkness Ash wakes up in sum freak world, have you not thought that it could b a dream world also at the end of Freddy Vs Jason, Freddy Is a severed head would you not also think that is a dream? Think About It.
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2005 11:09 PM
hell yeah that's right the ending of army of darkness. I think Freddy is going to go after The Book of Dead and make our world into a dream world or something like that. The book of the dead was in one of the Jason movies. this can be a great a movie. it's going to be cool seeing freddy fuck with ashes mind in a dream. then need more killing in this movie.
It's only a movie...it's only a movie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2005 11:28 AM
Dear gods, you guys are all being ridiculous.
Bruce & Sam have both said that Ash will only be in it if he wins. Therefore, if this movie ever gets made, ASH WILL WIN. PERIOD.
There is no argument about who is mortal and who isn't, or who has the better weapons. If you all would think in reality for a second, you'd realize all this childish arguing and horribly painful misspelling is unnecessary.
The battle never ends
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2005 5:23 AM
Nobody will win, I get the feeling that it'll be one big stalemate, but then again does anyone really want to see the battle ever end??? Hell NO!! I like the idea of freddy messing with ash's head in the dream world and seeing everyones most tortured hero get even more tormented by freddy. Where Jason ties in I'm not sure and it would be interesting if they could include the mindless killing machine in this one the way he Usually is portrayed in friday the 13th. Ash and freddy is going to be sweeet. I'm really lookin forward to this I hope it goes well.
gay gay and oh yeah gay
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2005 6:57 PM
that idea just sounds gay what i want to see is freddy & jason go one more round and one of them die they better make this movie fast because according to jason x jason gets frozen in the year 2005 and oh yeah we're in the year 2005
ash rocks with his chainsaw and is boomstick
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2005 1:55 PM
man what the fuck is your proublem your idiot i mean totally dumass do know how much this fuckin movie is going to kick ass so u can just suck my ass and die dont u ever dis them like that u now have a death wish so dont fall asleep 1..2..3 freddy's comin for u!!!!!!!!
Losing The Plot
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 5:30 AM
Right all you guys are just dissing each other and other film characters, you have to think about these films being films, for example they cant really have Michael Myers in there because it would be a second character that doesnt talk also halloween 9 is in the making. Really they would have to have somebody like Ash because he talks, he kills demons (so he would go after Freddy) and Ash and Jason are connected with the whole book of the dead thing so really Ash would be the perfect choice.
ur all full of it
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 11:23 PM
bruce would do the movie even if he lost, and besides a dude that fights cock-roaches, deadites, evil twins and a hell of alot more would do any movie dumb asses!!!
RE: gay gay and oh yeah gay
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 11:31 PM
u r rite, jasons frozen 2005, freddy vs. jason 1 is in 2004/2005 in the movie lol, but freddy/jason/ash could be sooner cuz the necronomican can tele u through time!
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 5:04 PM
they should only make a sequle to Freddy vs Jason if it includes Ash. ever science i saw evil dead movies freddy kruger movies and jason movies i have dreamed about all three characters fighting each other. if they make freddy vs jason vs ash i will see it 10 times. my friends and i will go see the movie we would dress as freddy jason and me dressed as ash. ash could beat freddy and jason, ash defeated an army of dead guys so i think ash could do it. but they should call it freddy vs jason ashes 2 ashes cause it sounds catchier. the legacey of ash will live forever. so listen up people ash will be back long live THE KING. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 5:19 PM
they should only make a sequle to Freddy vs Jason if it includes Ash. ever science i saw evil dead movies freddy kruger movies and jason movies i have dreamed about all three characters fighting each other. if they make freddy vs jason vs ash i will see it 10 times. my friends and i will go see the movie we would dress as freddy jason and me dressed as ash. ash could beat freddy and jason, ash defeated an army of dead guys so i think ash could do it. but they should call it freddy vs jason ashes 2 ashes cause it sounds catchier. the legacey of ash will live forever. so listen up people ash will be back. and any one who thinks ash sucks then you i wish you all a sincer F U. ash rocks dont forget it. long live THE KING. This is my BOOMSTICK. SHOP SMART SHOP S-MART. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!! 'BOOM'
scincerly Dave
RE: JASON
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 10:28 AM
Hey dumb shit, I've never seen any movies with Ash in it, but isn't he that Japanese kid from Pokemon. Jason kills Ash, Freddy kills Jason, it's that simple.
freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2006 12:37 PM
FREDDY IS GOING TO WIN KUZ HE KIKKS ASS.. NO MATTER WAT HAPPENS TO FREDDY HE STILL IN YOUR DREAMS...!!1 2 FREDDYS COMING FOR U...
3 4 BETTER LOCK UR DOORS... 5 6 GET YOUR CRUISEFIXS... 7 8 BETTER STAY UP LATE... 9 10 NEVER SLEEP AGAIN...
HELL YEAH
RE: Micheal vs. Freddy vs. Jason
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2007 7:50 PM
fuck everybody who said ash sucks, If you look at his old movies he was the man, when no one else was around yet like now.