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 LOTR: The Return Of The King Trailer Online!
By Jack on July 31, 2003 10:58 AM
 Movie Box has posted a trailer and various other media for the 'The Return Of The King' which is the final installment of Peter Jackson's The Lord of The Rings trilogy. Link Updated Again!
Updates: Since the original posting, the link has been changed. Several times. It's hard battle to keep up with but dtheatre.com will always strive have a working link! If the link appears to be dead, check back in an hour or so.
Already seen this trailer? Check out the new official one here!
Most recent link update: Aug 13, 11:15:07
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2003 2:32 AM
why you bullsh*t ppl?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2003 11:18 AM
Lights Out Entertainment removed the link for whatever reason.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2003 12:21 AM
hehehe...ive seen the trailer before..its intense!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2003 6:30 AM
t'aint wooorrrrking
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 1:22 AM
Yeah well jackass. I just watched it and it's the real deal.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 5:44 AM
It doesn't work, it's too hot and the elderly lady over the road is "weeding" the garden in blue shorts and a matching T-shirt. Now she's talking on an old cordless phone, one with an arial.
Brilliant. Hello Boo.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 5:59 AM
It does work, it isn't too hot and the Leathery lad over the road is washing the car in no shorts and a matching T-shirt. Now he's taking on an old corded crone, one with an arial, ouch!
Brilliant. Hello rich.
PS: at the end of the film frodo wakes up and it was all a dream, sorry spoilt it for everyone.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 6:10 AM
yeah and gandalf is really a lass from the future - mental. The massive UFO's v Ninjas scene rocks!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 6:23 AM
I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT IS:
We (Frodo and me) were on our way to some Ork's house in a very rough part of middle earth.
As we were walking and chatting a saucy Tree Ent overtook us and then pulled her roots up, pulled her bark to the side, bent over and started to show us everything she had! We decided to hang around for a while and before too long a few more Black riders showed up and began doing equally saucy things infront of us.
We reluctantly left after a while to continue to Mordor that was in a run down Hobbiton type area. Found the door and a shifty bloke let us in. Inside was this dodgey looking wizard and another saucy Ent who behaved in a similar way to the ones we met earlier.
I can't remember exactly what happened next but we managed to break a Sword or two while looking through a pile of junk, i think you'd pulled a few interesting Rings out and started to barter for them with the dodgey Wizard bloke. Next thing Aragorn turns up and sits down on the sofa while some other Wizard arrives to have some acupuncture.
Sam arranges to buy a carvan off this bloke and borrow my Horse to tow it home (you were delighted at the opportunity to ride it) I think me and Aragorn then left to walk home, as we get back outside a few more Wizards are guarding the door and give us a grilling but we manage to get away only to be followed by one of them.
It all fades away after that.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 8:19 AM
It works and it's really cool. Thanks!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 8:21 AM
no probs see you in a couple of weeks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 11:21 AM
And so it ends.....the great quest, for the Return of the King Trailer. Long ago this group was forged. Those who went in search of the trailer of the last chronicle in the greatest story of all time are greatly indebted to you. Thank you. And now for the final quest. To see the movie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 12:27 AM
As we like to say in the Army,
Tanks.
Good Job guys.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2003 4:37 PM
been serching high and low for the trailer, but to no avail. Here I run one google search and lo and behold, there it is, two links down.....
the rest is history.
Ilove you guys
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2003 6:59 PM
I gotta say that this trailer I saw already, but it still makes me excited to go see it. It's rather annoying to have to wait a whole year, but it all ends with a good feeling because you get to experince it for a maximum of four years. Four years of great movie making, great acting, and cool information. It's wonderful to see that Tolkien's book has "lost none of its potency."
Jessie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2003 8:15 AM
Oi, that kicked some serious Ass!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2003 5:28 PM
first time ive seen the return of the king trailer and its got me anxious
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2003 10:10 PM
What the heck are you talking about? Guess you havn't read the book.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 1:45 AM
Well, from the looks of the trailer, the movie will focus mostly on the battles, I knew this would happen, but I wish a few non-battle scenes would have been thrown into the trailer. Looks great though.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 4:58 PM
he he he he he I have been waiting Decades (ok just one decade) to see this battle in something other then my minds eye. the waiting is ending.... So juicy, so beautiful, so deliciouse. Only four months and one week. It better live up to the book......
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 9:49 PM
What's your F***ing problem? Are you high? Let me get this straight, Frodo and you met an ent? I couldn't even read the whole thing! Next time, keep your weirdo stories to yourself please.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 9:52 PM
That's what I did. Your tralier's awesome!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 9:57 PM
Well, the book was about battles. Tolkien was in the army after all. They did screw up Arwen though, she doesn't even own a sword!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2003 7:51 AM
The link is broken again
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2003 9:33 AM
I tried to watch it and it says the link has been moved or no longer exsists!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2003 3:02 PM
YOU FORGOT THIS:
Mr. Bad Mofo Woop-up demi-dragon flies in and attempts to suddenly dry-hump the thirty midgets which are dancing in a chorus line in the great hall at Edoras, and astride him is Gandalf (who is now rainbow colored) who is completely soused and subsequently falls off of Mr. Badass Woop-up dragon while he is gyrating with a particularly chesty warg.
After a few tequila shots I recall that Aragorn, that cheeky bitch comes wandering in with one of the orcs from the local drag-show and completely ignores Bilbo, that old queen, with whom he has been secretly visiting on nights when Arwen is out with her bisexual friend carousing around at the local pub.
A couple of black riders move in and the property value completely drops around Edoras, so Sam-wise and his orc girlfriend move back to Hobbiton with their inter-species mulatto orc-baby and cause a great stir in the shire.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2003 3:06 PM
thanks for the awesome preview i just can't wait til the hobbit comes out next june too, thats going to be awesome-cats. ()0
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2003 4:00 PM
witch king!!!!!! i cant wait to see it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2003 8:21 PM
What a pile of stinking horse sh*t, i really want to see this trailer...but nooooo, it doesnt feel like working today!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 12:49 AM
yeah, i can't get it to work yet =*( Also, is there any truth to the rumors that say they are going to make the hobbit into a film?
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Posted by ][Spawn][ (x@y.z) on August 14, 2003 1:09 AM
I must say, I really liked the trailer, but for some reason I doubt that it would be the actual official theatre trailer they show. It just didn't seem to be of theatre-like quality. When you watch the previews for the first two, they just seem more dramatic. Not to mention there's no real strong musical score to go with it, unless I had the volume too low
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 11:34 AM
Whoever posted it ...
THANKS!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 11:58 AM
That trailer kicks ass, cant wait to see the real thing.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 3:15 PM
I totally agree
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2003 1:55 PM
cant get the damn thing 2 work its just a white screen
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2003 1:57 PM
well im downloading it off kazaa neway only about an hour and a bit left grr
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2003 2:21 PM
I Can't Get The Trailer To Load Up:( Noooooooooo, Any Other Way Of Watching It?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2003 6:35 PM
Who said we where gentlemen?
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Thanks for the ROTK teaser!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2003 10:14 PM
I have been searching for this clip all over the internet so thank you for allowing me to see it! I can't wait for the release! I have watched both films every weekend for the past month so I can't wait to see ROTK (the final chapter).
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2003 10:23 PM
As I sat this weekned watching the first two movies from beginning to end (ok, so I know someone who has a no-no copy of Two Towers) I was so excited thinking about when ROTK comes out! Now, seeing the trailer it made me excited but I am also sad because it is the last chapter ... the end of the trilogy. I hate that. I am so attached to these movies and the characters ... I need a life I suppose! These movies will no doubt always be around ...going into the history books as three of the greatest movies ever made!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 9:06 AM
DAMMMM THATS GOOD CHICKEN!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 5:21 PM
i advice you to download it in avi format, cos it's less strong and better quality
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 7:36 PM
its obviously f*cked up. Thanks for nothing
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 8:47 PM
We're allowed to swear, and I've been putting stars in my f*cks?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2003 12:24 PM
just thought id share this with u, at the end frodo and gollom r at the top of the mountain gollum bites frodos fing of and then falls in the end
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2003 5:44 PM
My pussy has been let out and got rather damp, anyone volunteer to stroke it for me
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2003 7:10 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Panting...panting...
this movie is going to be soooooooooooo great!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2003 9:54 PM
don't bullsh*t people, the hobbit is not coming out next June
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2003 3:58 AM
der most of us have read the book
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2003 4:19 AM
is anyone else desperately excited re the return of the king to the point of feeling ill and bursting into tears if the film is mentioned ?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2003 2:26 PM
Right, for those of you too bored doing what it is you do - I have a quest for you. There is a bit of news/rumuor(?) floating around that Legolas actually kisses somebody in return of the king - i need this confirmed. Since I am already searching every available website I need help.
Thank you soo much if you decide to help.
xx
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2003 4:21 PM
I agree, it was good, but I don't think this was the real trailer, but I liked it anyway. Can't wait for the movie and real trailer.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 8:35 AM
WOO HOO! Viva la Return of the King!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2003 9:46 PM
I totally agree with the person who said this couldnt be the real trailer. It didnt even come close to the depth and feeling of the two towers trailer. But I do agree it was nice to see some footage.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2003 9:21 PM
this trailer was mad i wanna see the movie bad
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2003 9:24 PM
i wish i can see the real thing like downloading it or watching it online.
that will be mad
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 7:53 AM
you guys are all losers cuz that sucked. it was too short and everbody already knows merry and pippin die
by the way at the end frodo falls over the cliff with the ring in his hand;)
mojo
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 7:54 AM
you guys are all losers cuz that sucked. it was too short and everbody already knows merry and pippin die
by the way at the end frodo falls over the cliff with the ring in his hand;)
mojo
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 7:57 AM
the gentleman but its probly a transexual
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 7:58 AM
pussy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 7:59 AM
do mery and pippin die??
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 8:05 AM
that trailer was WAY too short for my own liking.If you ask me they could have done much better cuz like the 2nd one's coming out in 2 day's and if you buy the dvd then you can wath the full trailer
legolas is my hero
jackie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 8:12 AM
TALK TO ME SOMEONE
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 8:14 AM
wheres sam at that point?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 8:16 AM
this is a movie sight not a sex one fag
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 1:33 PM
I saw it too i cried in during the trailer im the biggest lord of the rings fan my sister is to she cant stop thinking of them even when she sleeps.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2003 11:21 AM
The link won't play the trailer.
This site is horrible!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2003 1:58 PM
Hello, I'm astonished to see my link on this site. Well done!! Meanwhile I have a second trailer online with parts of the Path of the Death, real cool: http://weblog.zuijlen.net/archives/000183.html
The site is in dutch and you will need Quicktime to play the trailer.
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on August 25, 2003 3:33 PM
oh, yeah.. it's all the site. I hate this fsucking site. Gawd Damn you dtheatre.com people!
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this god damned message board
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2003 3:54 PM
why are so many people posting in comments and crap dosnt anyone have real lives anymore!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2003 4:54 PM
thank you thank you thank you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 2:33 AM
Breath taking...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 2:39 AM
are merry and pippin gonna die thats the least i expected
does frodo fall into mount doom???
in the book he sets sail to the undieing lands
ohh well thats how life is
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 3:57 AM
It's a film.
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I've seen the final film!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 4:11 AM
My cousin works for a production company and she managed to get me in to view an early edit. There's a massive twist at the end. Sam is really a gay android spy working for the big bad wizard guy and ends up entering Frodo's ring and smashing it ragged. Frodo's ass then becomes a porthole to another dimention where everything is much bigger and crocodiles can drive. You get to see T&A; too!
there's this one steamy dwarf orgy scene although my cousin thinks they'll probably gonna cut it from the final movie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:53 AM
people like you make me sick!
Please use this forum for what its here for. not youre juvinile jokes and romour mungering. I bet you drive a BMW.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:54 AM
and a book!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:54 AM
and a lunchbox
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:55 AM
and a breakfast cereal.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:56 AM
and a set of presintation plates!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:58 AM
and a sucessful westend musical.........no wait a minute thats lord of the DANCE!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:13 AM
BMW's are fine motor cars and anyone who drives one should be congratulated on choosing a car that has exceptional build quality and timeless class. The 325i in particular is a fantastically well ballanced and perfectly proportioned car. It's high time we put behind us any ill feelings towards the Germans and moved on to a world where dogs and cats kiss constantly and narrow minded hippy pot smokers like you are forced to draw the curtains of your grubby bedsits and turn off your playstations and see what the real world's like. Now go get
your hair cut maybe even grow a moustache (if you're able) if it were up to me I'd take you to the nearest carpark and give you a damn good thrashing.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:32 AM
Ich m�chte mit Ihnen �ber Ihre Anmerkungen auf dem BMW 32� einverstandenSEIN. Es ist ein sehr feines Automobil, da� sogar das furer auf stolz sein w�rde. Die Ger�chte sind �ber Deutschland untrue, das zum conker Europa vom Innere versucht, indem sie sie mit minderwertigen Autos liefern, die konstante Reparatur ben�tigen und das contry des Geldes wegen folglich ablassen Reserven overpriced.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:40 AM
c*ntbumsenweibchenhahn nob clit Anus BMW homosexueller Brust Titgammler
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:56 AM
LOTR trilogy? - RUBBISH
Police Academy - now thats what I call quality entertainment and to a lesser extent the Beverly Hills Cops series. All this computer graphics nonsence. Proper actors acting properly and a belting song half way through to sing along with - that's what the cinema is for. Not all this fantasy clap trap.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:57 AM
http://www.skiptonfactor.co.uk/html/thehump1.html
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 8:17 AM
I couldn't agree with you more. we want more gunplay, cops and sex scenes. OK the first film was good, why? Because it was based on a good book, i pesonaly think it was J K Rowlings finest.
but because it was sucessful what do they do? I'll tell you. They get some studio exec to come up with some limp story thread for a sequal, chuck a load of CGI over it and wait for the money to start rolling in.
They should have left it alone and finished it where the original author intended. I bet she's turning in her grave. Why on earth didnt they use Michael Flatley to play himself, OK he is getting on a bit but i bet he can still dance.
PS: has anybody got any idea what that big flaming Vag thing is on the top of the tower?
PPS: I think you'll find police academy is a septogy not a trilogy.
PPPS: Herby was by far the greatest trilogy.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 8:22 AM
Now that's a movie!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 8:23 AM
Exuse me didnt you just post a comment
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 8:40 AM
wow that is incredable.
where did you get it?
a studio leak no doubt.
very clever hiding the movie in some car website.
it took me a while t find it but when i did!..........the real deal.
Breathtaking!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 9:18 AM
amazing, i have been looking so long for it...evry site on the web i had explored and finally what seemed just a dream's glimpse has become reality.. so its true: there is always hope....
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Posted by Loath (loath@dtheatre.com) on August 26, 2003 11:58 AM
Actually, you're mistaken. All three films were filmed at the same time and were then split into individual films. Also, as you may notice from the titles, all three films are named after a different book in the trilogy.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 12:40 PM
the lord of the rings
RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 1:21 PM
It looks like SOMEONE did not read the book. You are so wrong about the movie. The next time if you want to ruin the movie for everyone, get your facts strait!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 2:57 PM
Don't forget a great Epic of the Aryan fighting and conquering the non-white savages! ;-) Tolky knew what was up with that!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 3:00 PM
You sound like a Kike with that filthy mouth -- only a kike would bring such hostile behavior here, as the LotR is the perfect example of Aryan qualities (Honor, Heroism, etc..) which the Jew totally lacks... the movie doesn't have much swindling in it, so I guess it's not your style... eh. Go back to the Shadow (I mean Israel!) you hooked-nose beast!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:24 PM
I just can't wait to see the movie. I'm excited when Luke Skywalker runs into a dinosaur then goes back in time to the 80s and meets Marty McFly then rides a dragon that spits water if you try and catch it!!
Who would of thought?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:31 PM
Hey guy thnx this rules
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 6:58 PM
Merry and Pippin (both Orcs) die in the end (of course), Frodo (also Orc) falls into the fires of Mount Doom (along with Sam of course). Gandalf (the nasty Wizard) also dies, he�s slain by the Nazg�l commander (Sauron) in Minas Tirith. But Aragorn (the King) and Sm�agol (the Hobbit) both survive.
The rest? Well you just have to see my finished film for that, buddy.
P.J
Wellington, NZ Aug 2003
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:07 PM
Hi PJ! What�s up down there in New Zeeland? Getting it on with the maid again are you? Me and the boys (Elijah, Sean and Hugo) have been talking and we all agree that you should go back to making low budget horror flicks again.
So don�t bother calling my house again because I won�t answer.
V.M Los Angeles CA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:15 PM
Okay, let�s get one thing straight. I might be a gay man but I have no sexual feelings for you V.M what so ever. I regret doing these exploitation movies. And I�m not taking this robe off either, I�m keeping it because it makes look hot and saucy.
I�m off to see the Elves boys an girls, wish me luck.
I.M London UK August 2003
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:29 PM
Bagend? I don�t remember there being a Bagend in the first movie, what�s up with that?
If the sound in the movie is as bad as in this trailer I will be getting my money back, that�s for sure. And everything looks totally CGI, even Enter the Matrix had better effects than this junk. I also heard that Peter Jackson will be leaving out the part where Frodo and Sam kiss (in the She monsters cave) and that completely sucks, big time.
Kirkland
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 2:47 AM
You sound like a muppet with that chess club MENSA mouth -- only a muppet would bring such anal behavior here, as the LotR is a terrible example of a film. the movie doesn't have much going for it, so I guess it's your style... eh. Go to your room (I mean it!) you gimp!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 2:53 AM
PARDON?
PS: what is a Kike?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 3:13 AM
Are you going to Wasserfest 2003 in Stuttgart? Make sure you take some deep heat and an abrasive brush with you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 3:15 AM
ur all fools
aragorn is a faker
the human race is way to weak to face the children of morgoth!
I , Gill-Galad and my elven army will be victorious!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 3:33 AM
Those of you who are using this forum for posting immature spoof comments should have them erased by admin. This is a site for serious discussion by people like me, ok so we like Roll Play & D&D;, we might drink mead and have greasy hair but just because I've chosen an hermit lifestyle doesn't mean I should be the focus of ridicule from the likes of fools like you. Leave us Jedi alone! (so what if I'm a 34 year old virgin living with my parents) our time will come - Losers will be cool.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 3:35 AM
Hi Lol, usual place, usual time. I cant wait to see you.
Wear leather.
(Rich)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 3:38 AM
Dear peter jackson
due to notable serious lack of humor , i think we should replace the orcs by losers.
sincerly,
Gill-Galad
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 3:50 AM
i know who i'd rather see in a fight
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 3:56 AM
Only because you like watching men fight.
OH you bitch.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 4:23 AM
only flabby, greasy or pastey white ones though.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 4:39 AM
Ooooh get her!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 4:42 AM
Yes I Am. I'll meet you by the Bratwurst stall. I'll be wearing leather shorts and Braces.
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Posted by lilotieman (No Email) on August 27, 2003 2:48 PM
Loved the books...Loved the movies...Loved the trailer to the first movie...Loved the trailer to the second movie...This trailer sucks SERIOUS A$$ how the crap does it get yall exited...the trailer to two towers...showed action had the music got you all pumped up..this one you sit there and wait for that feeling and then it ends...GAY on word GAY
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 4:07 PM
IMO, this footage must be a trade trick, a sketch-teaser (this ain't a trailer for me, sorry...) meant for Industry people. It doesn't even have the New Line presentation in the beginning... Or maybe some clips put togheter by the big cheeses of the movie for personal use (show to friends, actors, etc.). Great footage anyway! Can't wait for December!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 5:30 PM
This IS the final trailer. In fact, I heard that the New Line executives were so f*cking fed up with all the Lord of the Rings nonsense that they pushed hard for the one you see here. Instead they want to put all their efforts into the Freddy vs Jason films - but hey, who can blame them...
I think Peter Jackson will have to turn to another company if he wants The Hobbit to be released outside New Zeeland next year.
Why can�t I write f*ck? The �u� always seems to be replaced by an asterix, maybe there�s something wrong with my keyboard.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 5:44 PM
Right on, this is not a place for serious dicussion - it�s a place for f*cked up discussion.
And maybe Mr Jackson will replace the Orcs with losers in his next installment of LotR, The Hobbit (starring Tom Sellec as dear old Bilbo Baggins). Jackson said in a recent interview "...when I read The Hobbit as a young lad in Wellington I made my own image of him in my head. Tom Sellec was big at the time starring his own hit TV series Magnum P.I, so I thought this would be my way of saying thanks to the man." Jackson did�nt care to comment on the fact that Tom Sellec has no resemblence what so ever to the character Bilbo in Tolkien�s books.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 5:56 PM
Thanx Zuiljen, this is the direct link: RotK more.
Good stuff.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 7:18 PM
just looked 12min privew from rotk!! ;)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 3:15 AM
you cant write cunt either.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 3:16 AM
oh sorry my mistake, you can.
what a cunt!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 3:59 AM
so you better get this party started.
Chamon Mutha Fucka!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 6:35 AM
I just died in your arms tonight.
It must have been somthing I ate.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 6:51 AM
AND?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 7:38 AM
are you ready?
are you ready for love?
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this is getting silly
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 7:40 AM
i saw a mouse...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 7:42 AM
I'd just like to say arse and fanny if that's alright
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 8:24 AM
Where?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 8:25 AM
No not realy.......I'm not in the mood
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 8:26 AM
Yeh thats fine by me.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2003 2:01 AM
there on the stair, right there
a little mouse with clogs on
going clip clipety clop on the stair
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2003 3:44 AM
We've got lots of songs to sing you,
new songs and blue songs.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2003 2:40 PM
The trailer is great you gotta see it!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2003 5:04 PM
Nothing to comment
nothing to see
B U L L S H I T!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2003 6:33 PM
i got mojo and you dont you idoit FRODO DIES DIES
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2003 2:29 PM
There's going to be a real trailer that's going to come out sooner or later and this isn't it. This is just a bunch of clips from the exclusive look on the Two Towers DVD spliced together. But it's pretty Dang cool though.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2003 2:29 PM
There's going to be a real trailer that's going to come out sooner or later and this isn't it. This is just a bunch of clips from the exclusive look on the Two Towers DVD spliced together. But it's pretty Dang cool though.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2003 10:42 AM
who uses the word silly?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2003 4:02 PM
I think you might be right. The real trailer comes out on September 26th. But this is pretty cool until then!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2003 10:22 PM
Dumbass....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2003 10:32 PM
You don't even know the author of Lord of the Rings?! J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter, stupid!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2003 10:41 PM
Heeheehee! This is awesome! Thanx for the link!
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I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2003 2:33 AM
LOL YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING FUNNY!!!
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thr return of the king trailer
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2003 5:59 AM
WANKERS
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2003 6:42 AM
Sweet, I thought that PJ was going to cut that this part out.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2003 3:46 PM
Tolkien was actually either going to make Lord of the Rings TWO books or ONE. It was his publisher that told him that it was too long and suggested a triology.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2003 7:46 PM
its on the dvd, so its not a fake
frodo doesnt die
merry and pippin dont die
only 1 MAIN character dies and it isnt a character in the fellowship
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2003 3:41 PM
To the Motherless Fucks who seem intent on spoiling the story for those who have not read the books: What is it that get's you off on desperately trying to ruin the enjoyment of the story for other people? You have had your enjoyment of the story, leave other people to have theirs. Did your Bitch Mothers drop you on your heads or something? There must be some reason for your sociopathic tendancies, which is it? Some people have waited a long time for ROTK, and they *should* be able to trust coming to a site like this and expect the common courtesy of people avoiding to 'spoil'. I've seen people spoil by not thinking or 'error' but to do it out of a sense 'malevolence' just proves that when these particular Children grow up, they will continue to have a; no girlfriend and b; no friends in general.
It's time for a personality transplant kids!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2003 3:59 AM
it�s scare more
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2003 4:01 AM
hey men, i don�t give a fliying fuck! toma scare
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2003 9:07 PM
if it isn'y working for you right click the link and choose save as. but you also ned Quicktime.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2003 6:43 AM
God! Thats good to see...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2003 7:46 AM
u fuckin faggots u waste of fuckin space who eva thought it would be fun NOT to have a trailer on here just a blank screen
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2003 2:09 PM
If you have�nt read the books YOU�RE AN ILLITERATE FUCKHEAD in my opinion. I�m truly sorry for spoiling the movie for you...not!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2003 10:22 PM
excuse me?!!!!
that trailor was awesome . thanks alot dtheatre you were the only one i could find!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2003 7:29 AM
hahahahahaa
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2003 8:22 AM
To be honest I am really looking forward to PJ's next project which is a filmed version of a book many thought would never make it to the big screen - Yes, "Bored of the Rings" that tongue in cheek parody on all things Tolkien. Piss yourself laughing as Pete draws on his "Bad Taste" and "Meet the Feebles" days to bring us all the gang - Dildo, Frito, Spam Gangreen, Legolam and who could forget Gimlet son of Groin or Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt. It will be the big movie of Xmas '04 and fill the void for all you lotr fans looking for another fix.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2003 10:14 AM
it looks more like a teaser than the actual trailer to me, but thanx a lot it looks FREAKING AWESOME!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2003 1:54 PM
this isnt a real trailer..its just preview footage from the Two Towers DVD that someone threw together...not bad tho
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2003 4:50 PM
if merry and pippin die, how is it that one of their sons marries sams daughter
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2003 4:53 PM
yep
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2003 5:06 PM
I'm a chick asshole!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2003 12:30 AM
The trailer does not work you bloody bastards
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2003 2:39 AM
Working ROTK trailer
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2003 12:56 PM
For everyone who is stupid enough to think that this is the final trailer- it's not. It's just a teaser trailor they put on The Two Towers DVD. The final trailer is coming out on September 19 before "Secondhand Lions".
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2003 12:48 AM
I�m really sorry folks. But the trailer seems to be a fake. There are only the scenes to be seen, which are on the TT DVD. Someone spend really effort to cut the scenes and overlay the music, but I don`t believe that this is the official trailer.
Greetz.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2003 11:05 AM
one word.the bommmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2003 12:12 PM
life is short and hard like a body building dwarf
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2003 3:26 PM
dont you dare call me that you hippocrit!!! i feel very strongly about my mojo come on now sing with me : mojo mojo lalala
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2003 3:28 PM
coulda fooled me
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2003 11:55 PM
I surprises me that a website like this.......with no known affiliation with the lord of the rings production group should have this trailer even when the official website doesn't. But the images seem to real and true to the concluding story and I'm glad I saw it. I enjoyed the first two movies and have been dieing to see the trailer for last. Thanks guys, my search for it has come to a conclusion.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2003 12:07 AM
I want to tell you a story the other day I was walking down the street when I saw a some chicken pie and I thought to my self why dont I eat this pie?
I then ate the pie and found out the ending for return of the King
Now this how Lord of the rings return of the King ends Frodo puts the ring into the lava of Mt doom and Gullum jumps after it and dies.
Ps I like poo
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 11:58 AM
Is there any hope Gandalf?
There never was much hope, just a fool's hope.
We shall see the Shire again.
My Lord, Osgiliath is over run.
I would have you smile again, not greive for those whose time has come.
All is set. The pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.
You don't see it do you?
The precious will be ours.
He's leading us into a trap!
Once the hobbitses are dead.
Ride, ride for ruin, for the world's end!
I've seen the trailer, i saw it here, you must believe me. The Return of the King will be absolutely amazing!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 7:20 PM
JESUS CHRIST! I was just trying to say thanks. Just 'cus I'm the only chick on the website who isn't fantasizing about Frodo or whoever doen't mean I'm a dude!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 7:29 PM
Wow, convincing!! Just so you know I support you entirely.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 10:37 PM
This trailer is fantastic I have been looking for this trailer all over the internet.
You probably all know by now that this trailer is from the two towers DVD
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 7:17 AM
I just watched the preview. Looks good.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 7:17 PM
read the book you putz...she's the next best thing to Xena.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 7:20 PM
Now I'm fanticising about YOU....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 7:23 PM
Rightclick on link and SAVE TARGET AS. download the latest free quicktime player and it should work fine.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 10:08 PM
the lord of the rings will never beat the STAR WARS SAGA!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 12:23 PM
Suck my cock Tracy Wind
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 12:25 PM
Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 12:25 PM
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 12:25 PM
Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty,
* EDITOR IS BEGINNING TO HATE THIS POSTER! *
Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty, Naughty,Naughty,
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 12:28 PM
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 12:29 PM
Fuck off George Lucas, damm *n-word* loving Jew
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 11:08 PM
dude, you are such an ignorant, un educated MORON!
Here's an idea, try reading for a change, all that wacking off to internet porn will rot your brain. Tolkien is the greatest linguist of all time and you should be taken out behind a greasy truck stop and executed for insulting his intelligence (which I'm absolutely positive far surpasses your own)
Get a fuckin' clue dumbass!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2003 5:07 PM
fuck you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 12:04 PM
wtf are u talkin about a lady gardening in blue shorts or whatever this is about lord of the rings and yes it works
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 12:13 PM
enough with the naughty's u homo
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 12:17 PM
Guess what actually happens Frodo doesn't make it he becomes like Golum and Gimli ends up throwing the ring into the lava and Wormtongue is the one that kills Saruman and Aragorn hooks up with Arwen in the end after all and that other girl that likes Aragorn hooks up with shhhh i wont tell anymore
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 12:21 PM
what is it with all u fuckin dickheads using jew and *n-word* as an insult u think ur funny or cool stop being racist u pigs, know what else i noticed only computer nerds talk like that! hah
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 12:54 PM
why dus everyone hav the same name? the link is broke
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 5:00 PM
Jesus Christ.....u think u freaking said that enuf......it's pretty stupid..i mean it was a total waste of time 4 u and the peepl reading this thing.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 6:04 PM
okay, for the record, merry and pippin don't die, and frodo isn't the one who goes flying off the cliff. gullum bites off his finger and falls into the the pit with the ring! geeze!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 6:13 PM
Obviously you people are impatient. If you had just waited a few seconds, then you would have realized that it takes only a short time. Perhaps it would be for the best if you just wait for the trailer to come out in the theatres.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2003 12:06 PM
Whatever happened to the values of humanity ?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2003 1:10 PM
The link is broken .....
It is over....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2003 1:12 PM
wait it it still exists
yesssssssss !
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2003 1:44 PM
naughty shut the fuck up!!! and yeah..this trailer does kick some major ass but its all from the two towers dvd as all good lodr fans should know if they liked the saga enough to buy the movie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2003 8:49 AM
Anyone who takes a book/film this seriously is, in my opinion, a no life loser who should try living first hand for a while. GET A LIFE!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2003 12:56 PM
There is a army bred for a single purpose....to destroy the world of dtheatre !
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2003 2:04 AM
Dear ring-fans,
the trailer here is NOT the real trailer, but the preview that can be found on the Two Towers DVD. The real trailer is finished (there won't be a teaser) and it is 2 min 51 sec.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2003 3:05 AM
cool trailer!!! really cooooooool.
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The Ultimate Spoiler!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2003 7:56 AM
King Theoden dies in the war for Gondor against the Nazgul. Eowyn, his niece, falls in love with Faramir, and they live happily ever after.
Aragorn marries Arwin, of course, and Sam ends up marrying Rosie.
For Frodo, it becomes really hard to let go of the ring, and since Smeagol was still after them, he jumps on Frodo right when he's on the edge of Mount Doom and bites his finger off! Ring included!!... But he (Smeagol) stumbles, falls, and burns himself and the ring... plus Frodo's finger.
Saruman dies on behalf of Grimma Wormtongue at the very end.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2003 12:04 PM
where can you find the rotk trailer?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2003 2:54 PM
wtf is this sites problems with the people who come here
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2003 2:59 PM
star wars, better than LOTR you have fucking issues you sad, sad prick!
twat....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2003 6:34 PM
everybody lets get this straight his name is gay dorf not gandalf
and that stuip fat fuck head who siad it was a dream he can a coak
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2003 6:43 PM
naughty this what the fuck you are gay, fag, queir, homo, bi, if u have any more please ad to the list and naugthy u shuld have some words to. u wana no why becuse so many people have called u a fag its not even funny oh ya and one more thing do u really want people to hate you and the third movie is great not to get off topic or anthing. stupid fuckinf lesbians
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2003 9:38 PM
So what are you trying to say?
Hehe
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2003 2:12 PM
it's geek wankers like you guys who waste our time on the internet with your shitty links that don't work and then offer us credit cards. fuck you anaemic cocksuckers.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2003 6:25 PM
ok, before everyone kills each other, just right click and download...and u hafta have quicktime...just clicking on it doesn't work....downloading does....now please don't kill anyone guys
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2003 11:45 PM
It sure seems to be a popular thing to be mean to eveyone and use the most fowl launguage possible. Its sad that people feel the need to comunicate like this. But I guess it makes it a little easier when no one has to show there face to one another when they are comunicating. Just a thought. I know there will be some fun responses to this thought.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 8:00 AM
yeh i agree !
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 9:35 AM
diddo!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 12:09 PM
Just one day left now. Tomorrow its here, the real RoTK-trailer.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 12:21 PM
Ok, so maybe its not here tomorrow but on monday, on monday its here for sure.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 4:31 PM
does anyone have the trailer in something other then quicktime? is it a new trailer or is it the same as ttt dvd? email me HPhorseygirl@aol.com!
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PEOPLE! THE LINK TO THE TRAILER WORKS!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 11:25 PM
I don't know why people are complaining about the "broken" link. It's NOT broken!! I downloaded quicktime, went to File, then Open Link in New Player. And it plays alright!! OMG!! The trailer was soooo good! Can't wait to see the entire film!!
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The Actual Trailer...?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2003 9:03 AM
...I think not.
I have seen this on the Two Towers sneek preview of the Return of the King....
A tid bit of the real trailer was found here:
http://www.themoviebox.net/trailers/rotk-preview/001.html
This shows the reforging of The Sword, Elrond giving the Sword to Aragorn, shows a chilling scene of Gollum promting Frodo to follow him or Smeagol....
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The Actual Trailer...?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2003 9:56 AM
...I think not.
I have seen this on the Two Towers sneek preview of the Return of the King....
A tid bit of the real trailer was found here:
http://www.themoviebox.net/trailers/rotk-preview/001.html
This shows the reforging of The Sword, Elrond giving the Sword to Aragorn, shows a chilling scene of Gollum promting Frodo to follow him or Smeagol....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2003 12:21 PM
this other one dosn't work, the one u just said above !
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2003 9:59 PM
Hey guys, what's with all the language? No one wants to read that.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2003 10:03 PM
Why do you have to use bad language? It's stupid you peoples!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2003 10:05 PM
Use happy language, please.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2003 10:41 PM
i got this link ... http://www.themoviebox.net/trailers/rotk-preview/001.html
enjoy !!
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RE: The Actual Trailer...?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2003 12:33 AM
I thinks is both (Gollum AND Smeago). First it is Smeagol when he says: "come master!", you can actually notice sincerity in his voice; but then he notices then ring and turns into Gollum and goes: "...come to smeeeeeagol..." whit that devil look in his eyes...
Although if you've read the books, you slould know it is pretty much Gollum all the time since he decides to turn them over to ella (huge Spider bitch), and since Petter Jackson already gives us the hint in TTT that Smeagol/Gollum is already on that track then I supossed it could just be Gollum.
Can�t wait till monday (when E! will air the FULL trailer) be sure to tune "E!" guys!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2003 1:53 AM
it does work, i have just seen it. It was good.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2003 6:15 AM
i just watched and so far it's the only site that has the trailer and it's good and works. thanks
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2003 10:10 AM
it's takes like 50 years to load!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2003 11:03 AM
Has anyone found the NEW ROTK trailer? All the links point to the one that's been on the NET for over a month...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2003 1:00 PM
lame ass
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2003 12:39 PM
only one day left !
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2003 2:43 AM
I almost cried, great that you have the trailer(3 min) before the official website.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2003 5:09 AM
You people are really sick. Burn mother******
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2003 8:05 AM
The union of aragorn and arwen is the thrid and last for elves and men, Beleg & Luthien was the next to last, can anyone tell me the first?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2003 9:57 AM
official trailor is great !
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2003 9:21 AM
you lot are a group of arsewipes its the best story of all time
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RE: Nasty 'Spoiler' Bastards
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2003 10:14 AM
I expect you found the ending of Apollo-13 a surprise too, didn't you?
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Posted by acfs4 (acfs4@earthlink.net) on October 10, 2003 8:16 PM
is not a blankd screne or r u blind thats wa great trailer you: _____(fill in the blank)
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Posted by acfs4 (acfs4@earthlink.net) on October 10, 2003 8:20 PM
i agree with the guy who said ur uninteligant
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Posted by acfs4 (acfs4@earthlink.net) on October 10, 2003 8:27 PM
sam had triped and he fell down the hill or MT and there he finds sauron who he promply smacks in the face
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2003 8:45 AM
What entertainment...reading this..
Your all a bunch of D&D; spunk lovin sheep fuckers
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2003 6:00 AM
your fuckin crazy..LOTR trilogy is the best book/film ever made..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2003 4:29 AM
wtf fucker..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2003 4:29 AM
wtf fucker..
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RE: speed up leslie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2003 1:04 PM
you suck!
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RE: I've seen the final film!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2003 3:33 PM
If it's alright with you guys, I'd like to know how racism comments managed to get onto this site - I thought we were talking bout LOTR.
I've got some friends who aren't white - each and every one of them is my best friend.
Stop dissing them.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2003 3:35 PM
ya spelt gil-galad wrong
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2003 3:35 PM
ya spelt gil-galad wrong
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2003 12:03 PM
ya spelt foul wrong!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2003 12:03 PM
ya spelt foul wrong!
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Posted by acfs4 (acfs4@earthlink.net) on October 25, 2003 2:43 PM
its gollum u ****ing ***** read the books and u'd know
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2003 7:36 AM
Actaully, there were only two. I've read The Similian and the majority of the appendix in the back of ROTK, and only two have been mentioned.
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RE: I've seen the final film!
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Posted by acfs4 (acfs4@earthlink.net) on October 26, 2003 5:51 PM
nine spreckenzy deutsch
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2003 2:57 AM
Hey everyone
just wanted to say how overwhelmed i have been watching lord of the rings, i never read the book but after watching fellowship ive since read it 3 times. Keep up your enthusiasm and ignore all the ignorant pricks trying to bag the greatest film of our time! (and thats an understatement)
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RE: I've seen the final film!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2003 12:15 PM
Yeah, they're right...wash them filthy mouths of yours and learn how to spell.
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just neglect this...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2003 6:13 PM
The Bahamas Welcome You!
The Bahamas are very beautiful, warm islands that are sure to please you. There are many restaurants, markets, and casinos for your enjoyment. The Bahamas have a very vivid culture, and we hope you enjoy your trip!
The 281,000 people here in the Bahamas are mostly black, although there are some mulattoes (people of a white and black descent). More than 90% here can read and write because law requires children five to fourteen to go to school, although there is only one college in the entire Bahamas. The religious denominations are Anglican, Baptist, Methodist, and Roman Catholic.
The government here is constitutional monarchy, which means that one person runs it. Queen Elizabeth II happens to be the Head of State. There are forty-nine members in the House of Assembly, and sixteen members in the Senate. The members of the Assembly are appointed five-year terms. The Head of Party is also the Prime Minister, and the Prime Minister appoints Senators.
The history of the Bahamas is long, but interesting. In the 1400�s, the Lucayo Indians inhabited the Bahamas, and Christopher Columbus had claimed San Salvador for Spain. Then he enslaved the Lucayo Indians and used them for gold mining. Then the British came and settled in. At first, Spain didn�t challenge the British settlements, but in the late 1600�s, the Spanish attacked the British, while pirates also raided the British colonies. But the British won, and the Bahamas became British in 1717. Their colonial government kept out pirates, and the Spanish gave up their claim in 1783. After the Revolutionary War, British loyalists from America brought slaves to the Bahamas. But, Britain abolished slavery, so it all worked out.
The economy here on our islands mainly consists of tourism, which is definitely the most important industry, exports, such as pharmeceuticals, crawfish, rum, cement, salt, hormones, and aragonite, and food processing. The islands� vivid subtropical atmosphere makes the Bahamas a very popular place. The many casinos attract people, too. Farmers also grow crops such as bananas, citrus fruits, cucumbers, tomatoes, and pineapples for money.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2003 11:20 AM
Beleg? It was BEREN!
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RE: just neglect this...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2003 7:56 AM
Uh.....BORING!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2003 3:08 PM
you spelt gil-galad wrong
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2003 3:21 PM
Y'all spelt Gollum wrong.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2003 3:36 PM
You know, you morons would have a lot more people reading your conversations if you didn't swear. You've got a lot of lame crap in your conversations, and I, for one, am going to spread the word for people not to go to this site.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2004 7:50 AM
Yeah, you ppl need to stfu about LOTR! Maybe you need to read the book instead of being online and telling ppl you don't know they r stupid...oh, what then, what then!?!?!?!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2004 2:15 PM
YOUR ALL GAY
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2005 10:44 PM
Hi there
what do u think about Russia and russian entertainment web-portals?
tnhx
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