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Subject: Johnny Depp's Number One Stalker
From: (No Email available)
Date: 2004-07-05 15:33:20


i used to stalk johnny depp when he moved to my neighborhood in France. my little brother was his paperboy, so i got jealous and started taking over. i would send him love letters inside the newspaper, but Vannessa didn't appreciate that too much and that witch tried to get me fired. i used to stand on his door step wearing my bikini and screaming "Johnny I love you!!!" once he threw a bouncy ball out of the window at my head. he said it was an accident, but i knew he was trying to get my attention. i sold the bouncy ball on ebay for $1200 dollars but no one would buy it cuz they didn't think it was his, but it was.one time he was hosting a large fancy part, so i stole a fancy dress and snuck in. i was so close to seeing him getting dressed, but vannessa saw me and recognized me and had me arrested for breaking and entering. i got out two weekes ago, and i am back to my usual Johnny Depp stalking routine. i dyed my hair and got color contacts so no one will recognize me.

signed,
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalker                                                                       -Eryn


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