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 SIMPSONS' MOVIE Teaser TRAILER Online! UPDATED WITH SCRIPT DETAILS!!
By Wind(up)bird on April 3, 2006 6:23 AM
After a buttload of rumors appeared online this weekend, the Hollywood Reporter confirmed that a small teaser trailer for the first (and long awaited) Simpson's movie is appearing in front of some prints of Fox's animated CGI dud (and huge hit), Ice Age 2. Fox debuted then ran the teaser during the Simpsons on Sunday. Click over to see the YouTube Flash version online.Here's the YouTube flash version of the 1st Simpsons movie teaser trailer. The flick is being directed by David Silverman (co-directed Monster's Inc. and supervises animation each week on the Simpsons).
JUST ADDED: Here are some of the latest rumors and or leaks about the storyline of the Simpsons Movie from the Aintitcool chumps.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2006 9:32 AM
Three things. One, i did see the preview going to see ice age with my kids. It looks pretty funny. And secondly, its weird. After all these years for there to be a Simpsons movie, its been delayed. Maybe Matt Groening shot people who didn't have good scripts (Lol). And finally, it has to be a really big blockbuster to be showing previews so early. (Same thing with the Incredibles.) I CANT WAIT!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2006 10:26 AM
If you're old enough to have kids PLEASE don't say 'lol'.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2006 12:04 PM
Its just a little humor bud. What are you, Balshevik or something?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2006 12:07 PM
Plus, i doubt if you even know what lol stands for! You must be like, 13! Also, my kids are huge simpsons fans. So am i. So i wanna see it. (BTW, lol stands for 'laugh out loud.)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2006 7:55 PM
Man, you sound like such a retard, I feel sorry for your kids.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:01 AM
He just means that using tennage internet slogans is something teens should do and not adults. What he does not know is that you used your "kids" as an excuse to see "Ice Age II", when in fact you are obviously 15 years old and lonley. Grown men and Women do not use those terms, because quite simply we are not "dorks".
Now on to the "Simpsons Movie". From what I understand, Homer Simpson, the main character, and Father of his family is in fact a cartoon character and physically abuses hos son, whose name is "Bart".
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:15 AM
No shit, Adults do not call other retards and saay they feel sorry for someones kids. Only a fifteen yearold kid would do that whi is crying for some attention.
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Posted by niasyn (nia@hotmail.com) on April 3, 2006 6:43 AM
I consider myself an adult and I think this thread is full of retards. So there.
Plus I think this movie is around 8 years too late.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:46 AM
LMFAO!!! LOL!!!! WTF!!!! DMY!!! WDYGFYUTAWARD!!!!!!!!!
Sad... so very, very sad.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 2:21 PM
I'll admit it... the first couple of years were funny and entertaining, but this thing has just gotten old and stale. It's time to put this thing out to pasture. Is FOX and Groening too chummy to end this long marriage? Stale.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 2:59 PM
Right. End one of the biggest money makers on FOX that still draws huge viewers. Obviosly the show peaked by its 6th season, but if its still drawing crowds and a slew of knock-offs, then why pull the plug?
- Ralphy Wigum
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 4:09 PM
Who says a movie means the end of the show? Just look at South Park.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 4:04 AM
Yea but South Park's still funny, The Simpsons isn't.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 5:55 AM
That depends on how old you are and the degree of your intelligence. The Simpsons humor is sophisticated and references political and satire that anyone under the age of 21 just will not understand. South Park is a funny show for kiddies, Family Guy is a blatant knock-off, which does a decent job of playing off of Simnpson plots. Of course there are those that watch the Simpsons, shrugging off a remark by say, Leonard Nimoy, and giggling when Homer burps, so it just goes to show you that humor is in the eye and ear of the beholder.
We are both right, proof being that they are both still on the air, and cranking out new episodes.
- Prof. Frink
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 7:41 AM
Okay, you;ve got it completely wrong there. The Simpsons USED to be really smart and intelligent humour, kind of like an animated sitcom where you'd get a begining, middle and an end in every episode but the 'normal' rules of a sitcom still applied to ground it in reality and give the characters more personality. By comparison, the new epiosdes just seem like 20 minutes of randomness that makes no sense with a few funny gags scattered here or there. It just seems like randomness and stupid plot points for the sake of it. I saw an episode a while ago where Bart sneaks off to a rap contest and ends up freestyling on stage like 8mile or something, man it was seriously cringworthy.
South Park on the other hand is extremely satirical and intelligent and IMO it's improved so much since the movie. If you go back and look at the original episodes you'll see alot of infantile humour but when it comes to the new episodes they're incredibly witty.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 1:26 PM
Looks awesome, i luv the simpsons, and i fuck those who dont.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 2:52 PM
Your mom doesn't like the Simpsons, did you fuck her too?
BTW, Homer looks like he's on smack in that trailer, they should take the animation back to the 'large eyes' days.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 5:30 PM
I have to make a correction to the subject line up there. I believe it is supposed to read RE: Simpsons' = HUGE SHIT
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:34 AM
simson gtewc
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:35 AM
Milhouse
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 6:51 AM
I'll take another look at South Park, but the last time I checked, it was the same humor as the first season with dootie, etc. was once funny but no longer. I wonder if South Park will last as long as the Simpsons.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 10:49 AM
I don't see how South Park can be descibed as 'kids' humour, I certainly wouldn't let my children watch it. If you want an example of the wit and general cleverness of the show just go and download the Scientology episode.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 12:54 PM
The day we download cartoons is the day we tattoo "Virgin" on our skull, but you already knew that didn't you tool.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:15 PM
You don't watch South Park bcause you consider yourself all growed up? Get over yourself.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:54 PM
And just how do you know my mom duznt like the simpsons? I bet you dont like them so i have the right to fuck you! (BTW, Homer's 'large eyes' aren't anything exclusive. If you really were a simpsons fanatic, you'd notice that EVERYBODY has big eyes. It's now obvious that you dont love the simpsons, so i'm gonna have to say...
FUCK YOU ALL TO FUCKING HELL!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2006 7:32 AM
Everyone who knows anything about the Simpsons knows that the show was much better in the mid 90's when all the character's eyes were drawn slightly bigger than they are today.
Just look at this pic:
http://www.thisisarecording.com/img/text015-4a.gif
Now compare it to this one:
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/03/23/simpsons-gervais.jpg
The fist pic is from when the Simpsons used to be good.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2006 9:44 AM
Matt Damon
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2006 2:27 PM
I agree with Matt Damon, the Simpsons was amazing back in the day but in recent years they've lost their way (and probably all their best writers).
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2006 4:17 PM
Possibly. Some of their ways are better than the early 90's, but also, most of the stuff in the new ones got worse than they did in the 90's. However, since more events have occured recently than in the 90's, it is a little obvious that the storylines in most recent episodes are more various...and have more analogies. (Example: 9/11.) So you do have a point in some ways, but the fact that more has happened is another thing.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2006 7:36 AM
Eh, that made no sense whatsoever.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 10:15 AM
He wuz talkin about how stuff got worse and how stuff got better, if you axually read it.
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Simpsons is Gonna Be Good
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 10:45 AM
The movie is going to be written by the writers of the best episodes. So all of you dorks who think that the Simpsons has lost it's way because they don't have good writers, well watch the movie. And if you don't believe me read Entertainment Weekly (The April 14, 2006 issue with Superman on the front, page 18) so yeah. I quote, "David Mirkin, who co-wrote the carefully guarded script with 10 veteran scribes responsible for the best episodes from the show's 1990s heyday."
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 10:54 AM
I agree with the guy above me. Why. Because I got that same magazine too.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 12:09 PM
"He wuz talkin about how stuff got worse and how stuff got better, if you axually read it".
Okay, you've proven my point.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 3:54 PM
What a classic line.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 4:02 PM
Are you saying that you hope that the line 'd'oh!' will be in the movie? I'll crash a plane into my kids bedroom if they dont.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 7:02 PM
Crash a plane into your kids bedroom?? Now THAT should be in the movie!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2006 5:54 PM
Bart would get his comeuppance for stealing Mrs. Krabbapel's prozacs. Lisa would get it for being a smartass. Maggie because she uses weapons. So yeah, it should be in the movie...a nice 9/11 like kind of thing. And yeah, the line 'd'oh!' Will definetly be in the movie. I'll fly a plane into MY kids bedroom if its not in it.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2006 2:36 PM
How long has the Simpsons been on TV? I don't know, but it was definitly a really long time. (Maybe like 15 years or something like that). It's been so freaking long since they made a movie.
But now about my expectations about this. When I first saw the trailer seeing Ice Age, I really thought that it was a preview for Superman Returns. But, I realized that Superman Returns is coming out in 2006. The trailer says 'in 2007' (feels like 3007 to me.) Actually everyone did. But then, with Homer in his little T-Shirt and underwear, I (And everyone else who knew what and who The Simpsons were) simply CRACKED UP! And then 'I for got what I was supposed to say!' made me and lots of other people lol too. Then when it said 'The Simpsons Movie' everyone (including me) just started to applaud.
All these years that have gone by, all of these episodes that have kept us laughing with our families for 15 years. I have got to say...
ITS ABOUT TIME!
They've made all kinds of movies based on TV shows. (Mostly kiddie ones). But the Simpsons might be the most succesful TV show yet. (Apart from to those loving fans including myself of 'Everybody Loves Raymond' and 'OC') Then again, The Simpsons is an animated show. So admit it, people who love 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad'...
THE SIMPSONS FUCKING ROCK!!!
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Posted by Sir_Sirhc (accessdenied@you.com) on April 13, 2006 3:27 PM
"Damm" I remember watching the simpsons when living color was rocking, and married with childern, and when MC Hammer had all his money, and know there gonna make a movie??? I wonder what took so long?? Well im gonna have to check it out just to see how they plan on making a unique movie out of it sense its been around and running so long with fresh topics.. Lets see what they got planned..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2006 5:25 PM
Their betrayal will be dealt with. After you have killed all the Jedi in the Temple, go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Gunray and the other Separatist leaders. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 8:17 AM
This aint Star Wars!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING QUOTING FROM EPIS"ODE III???? WHAT DOES STAR WARS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SIMPSONS? WHAT??????????????????????????
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 12:03 PM
It doesn't have anything even remotely related to the Simpsons. He's just trying to insult the internet.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 12:16 PM
mission accomplished, I feel awful (sob)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 12:46 PM
What the hell are you talking about?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2006 4:28 PM
Yeah, what's with the mission acomplished thing?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 6:00 AM
Forget it, next time I'll use sock puppets.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 2:42 PM
Now your acting so weird my cock is itching.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 6:02 AM
Thats your Mothers hand
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 6:02 AM
Thats your Mothers hand
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Posted by copland25 (hippadoya) on April 18, 2006 11:56 AM
What else are they going to say, we picked writers that suck so please dont waste your money to see this. i dont care who writes it, as long as its better than that South Park P.O.S. movie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 3:52 PM
Simpsons are fucky. Period.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2006 4:18 PM
The South Park movie was the greatest comedy since Monty Pythons Life of Brian.
BTW, that's a movie that was made before 1995 so you've probably never seen it.
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