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Topic: Film Dig NATALIE PORTMAN'S Gangsta Rap SNL Digital Short! Link Updated!
By Wind(up)bird on March 6, 2006 6:01 AM

I wanna *BLEEP* you too.  Suck my *BLEEP* and watch my *BLEEP* on your chest. Click on to see intelli-starlet Natalie Portman utter lyrics and her first gangsta rap video. Come see the darker side of Portman exposed in this new SNL digital short likely written by Andy Sandberg and Chris Parnell. Can she get any hotter?  We think not.

Link updated. NBC put it up on their site! Natalie Portman Rocks!  

New link added: Here it is in quicktime for all you lovers out there.

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  Watch the PORTMAN SNL Short at NBC [ comment on this story | comments (8) ]

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 RE: Natalie   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2006 7:04 AM

My my, what a potty mouth she has.

 Oh no!   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2006 9:51 AM

I watched this earlier and loved it, only to come back later and see this noise: "This video has been removed due to copyright infringement."

what the hell... boo.

 Natalie Portman Rapping   > reply 
Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on March 6, 2006 10:19 AM

Doh! YouTube has been getting some flak from SNL lately for copyrighted material. They're just covering their asses. We'll update the link as soon as we can! Check back later today!

 Natalie Portman SNL Rap   > reply 
Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on March 6, 2006 12:11 PM

Link updated, or Click here.

 RE: Natalie   > reply 
Posted by JMackin (jmackin503@yahoo.com) on March 6, 2006 9:30 PM

I would definitely go potty in that mouth!

 RE: Natalie   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2006 8:35 AM

Oh yes, you're a dirty dirty girl and you don't care who knows.

 RE: Natalie   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 3:59 PM

She'll never beat her performance in "Beautiful Girls" so why not do goofy shit like this?

 RE: Natalie   > reply 
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2006 7:55 AM

Damn straight! Hey Natalie, if you're feeling REALLY rebelious why not do porn? That'd be cool, seriously.


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