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 Ridley Scott's KINGDOM OF HEAVEN Is Lame!
By Wind(up)bird on May 4, 2005 5:24 AM
Darkhorizons.com has posted an early review of Ridley Scott's limp looking, overdramatic, self-important snooze-fest Kingdom of Heaven. Garth (of Darkhorizons) suggests the flick is similar to the Scott's badly written, beef cake love story, Gladiator, but not as good. Sheesh, that's gotta be pretty bad then, eh?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 11:51 AM
Fuck You
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:32 PM
I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 11:52 AM
you fuckers
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 2:15 PM
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 11:03 PM
this movie is awesome so therefore FUCK YOU!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:07 AM
It was alright I guess. Was Orlando Broom meant to be French or something?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:07 AM
That's 'Bloom' by the way.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 1:24 PM
theres a hot chick in thsi right???Whats her name I wanna screw her!!
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Kingdom of Heaven sucks sweaty balls
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Posted by MaximGatling (faq@biteme.com) on May 9, 2005 3:34 PM
No, I haven't seen it yet.
Yes, I'm going on Friday.
From a historical point of view, it sucks donkey cock and is a wussy, pandering, oversimplified PRO-MUSLIM PROPAGANDA film.
Only the Muslims in the US hate it. The rest of the muslims fuckin love it. Check out aljazeera.net if you don't believe me. Or arabnews.com. They fuckin loved it.
1. The Catholics were total bastards during the Crusades
2. The Muslims were just as big of bastards during the Crusades
3. The Knights Templar were no bigger bastards than anyone else
4. There was no fucking "Christians,Jews and Muslims" working together for fucking peace during the Crusades...total made-up bullshit
I want a kick-ass, high-gore, huge battlescene with-bitchin' cinematography where EVERYONE are bastards, film. Not some "OMG< let's make the Muslims feel good and the Americans feel like surrogate assholes" movie.
The Americans didn't start the Crusades, even though the Iranians and the French would like to think otherwise...
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RE: Kingdom of Heaven sucks sweaty balls
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 6:37 PM
What the Hell are you talking about?!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 2:59 PM
And why the fuck is Bloom meant to be a fucking Frenchie!?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 11:31 PM
Just got back from seeing it and I thought it was great...But thats probably cause I was on a date and only paying atention to smokin hotness.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 8:16 AM
If it's your sister it doesn't count as a date.
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