After many long, enduring months of searching for the right contestant, we have picked a winner for our Demi Moore Striptese DVD contest. Thanks to our sponsor
Fly Drives and everyone for entering, and hope to see new contests in the future now that we have the hang of this. Be sure to check out the results on what you said about Demi's new boobs and personal affairs!
Congratulations Jeremiah Brent Barber! Enjoy your new DVD!
Here's what you said:
| Question #1: How much did the Immaterial Girl spend rebuilding her body for her big comeback? |
| 50% | $400,000 |
| 19% | Nothing. She's perfect just the way she is. |
| 18% | So much that she didn't have anything left to pay for a personality transplant. |
| 13% | More than Oscar Gold spent on the Six Million Dollar Man. |
| 0% | $49.95 a month at Gold's Gym |
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| Question #2: What did Demi do with the fat left over from her liposuction treatment? |
| 40% | Sold it on Ebay |
| 28% | Had it injected back into her piss lips for Striptease II |
| 20% | Gave Ashton Kutcher a massage |
| 10% | Used it to polish the floors in her "log cabin" |
| 2% | Made soap |
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| Question #3: How big was the bill that Demi submitted to the production company for personal assistants during the filming of Passion of Mind? |
| 62% | All of the above |
| 13% | Bigger than Bruce's |
| 13% | Enough to cover her bill with the plastic surgeon |
| 11% | $900,000 |
| 1% | She didn't submit the bill. One of her assistants did. |
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| Question #4: According to the official Demi Moore Fan Club Website (Check this one out. It's a real winner), the favorite Demi movie of all time is: |
| 34% | G. I. Jane |
| 31% | Striptease |
| 15% | Mother Juggs and Speed |
| 15% | Blame it on Rio |
| 5% | Choad Slinging Iron Maidens |
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| Question #5: How big is the "log cabin style house" that Demi lives in with her daughters? |
| 44% | It's bigger than yours. That's all you need to know. |
| 35% | 11,475 square feet |
| 13% | Bigger than Bruce's |
| 5% | Just large enough for the grocery jet |
| 3% | 1,475 square feet |
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| Question #6: What's so special about Demi's new boobs? |
| 48% | All of the below |
| 27% | You'll never get to squeeze them. That's all you need to know. |
| 11% | They don't honk when you squeeze them (this is not a good thing) |
| 10% | They're smaller (this is a good thing) |
| 4% | They're squishier (this is a good thing) |
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