From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-07 17:01:22
I saw the stills at empire movies, and personally, I'm not impressed. They are only pictures of the weapons in detail. If they could get pics of the weapons, why not the characters themselves? It seems really silly to be excited about this when a Two Towers Art book with all the pictures of every weapon in the movie will be coming out. I say hold your excitement for the theaters.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-07 19:56:08
dude....i have a great idea how about u shut the f*ck up and stop makein fun such a great movie. just b/c you've see some sh*ty pics of the movie doesn't mean u can judge it. have u seen the movie yet? no..really thats wut i thought so shut the f*ck up and stop bein a dick about the pics!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-13 12:45:46
Yeah dude, I agree with the other dude, Why don't you shut your Hole! thats the problem with opinions, everyone has one as they have as*holes, but some peoples holes stink more than others, and you definately Reek Dude.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-12-17 04:25:36
Geez
What's your average age, hmmm? 13? Learned some feisty words but yo' momma's won't letya use 'em, eh? So you just rant 'em on internet? Geez, that's like pushing someone's doorbell and running away gigling. Sooo sad... Grow up, willya.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-13 20:07:30
I believe this quote, yet i have one comment. The characters are gonna be the same for the most part, like the fellowship and the other people that i dont want to name. (There's alot of em) I would liek to see new pics of the new characters though.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-14 01:26:00
ur a geek
you are not a movie critic
you try and make a movie like this bitch
I agree with the other guys
lick my left salty testical you fake mutha fu cka
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-21 09:54:09
You know what you guys?? There is no need for you to tell eachother to lick eachother's balls, because, you'll never see them in real life. The stills really aren't anything to fight over. No one said that they were going to be about the characters, now, did they?? I personnally am anticipating the movie, and I don't see y all u little people want to fight over something that hasn't even been released yet!! You people need hobbies!!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-21 10:07:50
oh ya, and one more thing, If you go to the page where the articla is, and keep scrolling down, you can see pictures of the characters, just don't click on the movie gallery 4 thing. You guys got all worked up over nothing ha ha ha!! I laugh at you!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-21 10:09:05
oh ya, and one more thing, If you go to the page where the articla is, and keep scrolling down, you can see pictures of the characters, just don't click on the movie gallery 4 thing. You guys got all worked up over nothing ha ha ha!! I laugh at you!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-17 09:12:57
Its Sir Ian mcallen wannabe!!!. He plays Gandalf .
ps. did you know hes gay. check out hes web site hes the spoke person for gay rights in schotland, and hes also playing in the next x-men still as magnito...so he will suck all your balls lol
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-19 13:39:02
i read in entertainment weekly that all of the ents and gollum are going to be computer animated. i might alos add that i find ian mckellen to be very respectable and am offensed by how u refer to him. and please, when talking about a film such as the two towers lets mature, because it would be wrong to offend a genius like J.R.R. Tolkien. thank u
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-20 19:39:51
Why don't you all do me a favour and just shut the f*ck up and learn how to spell! I dont think ive ever come across a more annoying bunch of losers such as you. No-one is going to suck your balls you little fag b/c you clearly dont have any.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-21 09:58:41
you guys are all so funny!! It is obviously Ian Mckellen's (or however you spell it) choice if he wants to be gay. I don't think he would suck any of your guys' dicks, because he probably has better standards!! Just LEAVE THE FLICK ALONE, and find something better to do!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-12-24 08:07:57
I AM ALSO IN AGREEMENT WITH THAT COMMENT AND WISH TO ADD - TO ALL OF THE REAL LORD OF THE RING FANS WE HAVE A FEW RETARDS THAT LIKE TO TRY AND PISS PEOPLE OFF BY BEING JACK OFFS - JUST TOO BAD THAT THEY STUMBLED ACROSS THIS RESPECTABLE SITE.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-21 05:00:04
Will the film be faithful to relatively violent battles such as Helm's Deep?
Fellowship depicted the skirmish in Moria quite well (hence the greater-than-Disney censorship rating) I just wonder if Jackson will draw the line somewhere.
This will apply to the later battle where heads and carcasses are hurled over the walls (of Gondor I think?).
Not so far but i think he is trying to stay as true to the movie as possible, he reads the appropriate passage before he shoots a scene. i hope he leaves it in.
Pippin Rules!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-21 10:01:37
I totally agree! these people aren't exactly brilliant though! The movie, I'm sure it will live up to the great name of J.R.R. Tolkien, and yes, Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood are so cool. Orlando Bloom is actually REALLY sexy!!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-25 06:31:18
now now children, do we really have to use such harsh and depreciating language? One would have thought that we'd have moved passed all this name calling. by the way f*ck you all you ugly c*nts, hobbits rule!
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-26 15:15:00
While you lot all go on about sucking each other's balls, I would like to say that I would much rather suck Orlando Bloom's balls. He is so hot!!! I mean, there is a god! ;)
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-28 19:28:47
listen up children does your parents know you left the back yard its amazing in the 21st century all people like yourselfs do nothing more the talk petty things in this post fourm do yourselfs a favor small frys stop acting like a bunch of carpet eat lezbos with butt fangs if you cant come up with a lame line then quit being a follower and become a leader good night.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-28 19:32:51
right on man.. you hit the head on that one. there should be a limit on the age group level for these. no one under the age of 13 admited . just too many kids trying to act so adult like while hiding behind there computers. its stupid get off your asses you fat lazy 21 century dot com kids and get a job quit wasting your time . and to think your all going to run the country into the ground someday..
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-10-31 19:33:53
I WOULD LIKE TO REPLY TO ALL YOU f*ck STICKS OUT THERE, WHILST I FEEL LIKE A SAD c*nt FOR READING THAT WHOLE PAGE OF BULLsh*t I ADMIRE THOSE OF YOU WHO ENGAGE IN BALL LICKING AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF I CAN JOIN THIS CONGRUGATION OF BALL LICKING. AS TO ALL YOU OTHER SAD c*ntS I WOULD LIKE TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND f*ck YOUR LIFE WITH A SWORD YOU cack HEADED HOMO cack EATING cackS.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-12-10 12:53:33
I have a question about the movie format release of "Two Towers." Does anyone know if Two Towers is being released in Digital format for those theaters with digital capabilities? (Attack of the Clones was shown in digital in about 50 digital theaters.)
(Oh...sorry...
..YO!, I meen like dude, lick my balls or tell me 2 towrs is bein releesed in. Digital, or Film?...
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2002-12-22 22:28:54
The biggest problem I have with this movie is that there's not a single non-white person in it! I would have been satisfied with 1 token black dude, but other than the Egyptian-looking Easterlings it's 100% Aryan. Is the director a Nazi or something???
(kaalshto@hotmail.com)
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2003-01-06 14:32:56
Seriously, do you have a brain? Do you play with it? Go back to playing with your pet snake. LOTR has no black people in it (this is a fantasy film for God's sake), so you declare the director is a Nazi? You need something to occupy your time. Get a job, if you can.
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2003-01-09 16:48:23
Would any of you mind giving me the passage or passages in the LOTR books that specify every single character is Aryan? What's that, there are no such passages? I didn't think there were.
I wonder if the casting directors specifically stated they were only looking for white folks to play all the roles...
From: A random shemp (No Email available) Date: 2003-01-20 20:42:56
Actually, people have been posting things in my name. And judging by the immaturity of their mishief, I'd guess they were prepubescent teens. The two authentic posts by me are the first one and this last one.
And I still stand by my original post. The series is whitewashed, and that sucks because it didn't have to be.
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