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Subject: RAMBO 4
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Date: 2006-08-01 05:42:19


In the newest installment, Sly is hired by the Palestinians to aid them in recovering their land from the Jews, but when he learns that what they really want is just to murder all the Jews, Rambo calls his Lethal Weapon buddy and they begin a murderous rampage that puts the other Rambo's to shame. In order to make the very tiny actor appear masculine, they cast the head of the Jews to Danny Devito, so that Sly has a whole inch on him. The end of the movie has a great scene, where the two smurfs chase eachother through an apple orchard. Oh, by the way, if you like looking at half naked, muscular old men, then this film is for you, because Stallone took some extra steroids to make himself look extra appealing for the gay man fans. If you are a regular guy it will be difficult to watch, but fortunately it will not be in the theaters for more than a few days as it goes straight to video-tape. Stallone really wants to prove that he's not a joke, and that Rambo is gay.


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