Column: Y2K Sarcasm

By Azad December 30, 1999 11:17 AM

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Buzz..?buzz..?buzz..?CRACK.?I think I might have hit that shutdown button a little too hard.?It's still too early in the morning to feel the sting of that hit, but oh well.?The smell of dried saliva and overnight sweat greets me.?I wonder if this daily morning routine will change when the calendar moves onward to 2000.?I hope not.?But if I have to wake up to the sound of gunfire and atom bombs, I still have my trusty beatdown stick under my bed.?But hell, it's all been just media hype so far, hasn't it? I mean, the 21st century doesn't even start until 2001.?So what's all the big fuss? I guess those 3 0's really get attention.?Read my column.

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