Donkey Punch Coming to the US Jan. 23

By OrigamiSuperfly January 14, 2009 1:31 AM

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A tip for reading this article: If you don't know what a donkey punch is, watch the FOX News official definition at the bottom.

Awful title aside, this looks truly horrible. I may envy a bunch of kids taking drugs on a yacht in the Mediterranean, but chances are I won't sympathize, or care for there well being. Another problem, I have to watch a half dozen bad actors bump into each other on a boat for the last half of the movie. Horse shit.

By the way, a little bird told me you can already get the .avi if you know what dark corners of the internet to check. That is if you really have to watch the one title scene you sick, preverted interweb troll. Get back to work!

Fun Fact, the movie was shot in 24 days.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 14, 2009 7:10 PM

ok, so all jokes aside, and i'm too lazy to watch the trailers, but why would you call a horror movie donkey punch. Is this how the insane killer is going to kill them off by one at a time wooing the boys and girls into the bedroom, doing them doggy style and killing them, seriously i'm guessing the only reason they're callinhg the movie donkey punch is to attract teens who will recognize the term and think its cool to see a movie with the same name.