3 "Bad Ass" Black Dynamite Trailers!

By OrigamiSuperfly December 1, 2008 11:07 PM

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"He carries two guns, one to stop trouble, and one to make trouble"

Okay, the trailers are bad ass. However, I have the sneaking suspicion that this movie will fall on its face. Sure you can fill up three trailers and make them a laugh riot, but can you give a 90min cleche enough of a story to keep me interested? Let us not forget that Mr. Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White) played Spawn, now how much did you care by the end of that movie? On the upside, Captain Kangaroo is bound to steal the show.

I actually found three trailers (see below), and was really looking forward to the movie advertised in the first one, gritty, poor audio dubs, slap dash editing. Sadly it looks like they had way too much money. Btw, since when can you see titties on YouTube? God bless red band trailers.

The question is, will this movie be a series of setups for the one liners in the trailer? Will a good ol' fashioned eye gouging make me feel as warm and fuzzy as it always does? Will it surpass the shittyness of Undercover Brother? Fuck it, just go rent some real blaxplotation flicks.

BTW, some trailers NSFW.

Black Dynamite Trailer #1 (the best one)

Black Dynamite Trailer #2 (NSFW)

Black Dynamite Trailer #3

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