Y2K Survival Tips

By Azad December 26, 1999 11:44 PM

Ah yes, the millenium is approaching in..?gee, less than five days.?So far, there's been so much hype about terrorist activities, bombs, computers exploding, and what-not.?But you know, instead of thinking about all the bad things, let's think of things that'll let you survive even after the world blows up :) And now, I quote a few tips:

1) When the apocalypse comes, plan to rely solely on your good looks, amiable manner and pleasant telephone voice.?
2) When defending your food piles, remember to aim for the center of the face.?
3) Hot chicks want nothing more than to survive the Y2K crisis.?Telling them you have a shelter and food supply will be all you need to have a sexxxy new millennium. Read more...