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By EchoTengoBravo January 15, 2008 1:02 AM
Guys, if you don't know what this movie is about, prepare for sympathy pain--prepare to aggressively shield your man parts from some unseen harm, not unlike when you see a video of a guy getting his junk crunched, only 50 times worse. Teeth is about a girl who discovers she is living with vagina dentata. Yes, her crotch has teeth. Literally.
Teeth stars relative newcomer Jess Weixler as the girl with the chomping hoohaw. It is written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein.
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Meh 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2008 5:14 AM
I'm a virgin and most likely always will be so there's no reason for me to ever be scared by something like this.
joe reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2008 4:33 AM
am i the only one who see hoe hilarious the concept of his movie is?
RE: joe reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2008 10:00 AM
Yes. Yes you are.
The first 5 minutes of TEETH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2008 8:01 AM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That wasn't scary man. Drugs are emo.
RE: The first 5 minutes of TEETH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2008 5:07 AM
Elmo is emo.
RE: The first 5 minutes of TEETH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2008 9:40 AM
What's supposed to be scary about a pussy with teeth? All chicks have a mouth full of teeth yet I'm not afraid of blowjobs.
RE: The first 5 minutes of TEETH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2008 2:15 PM
i think you would be scared of a blow job if the chick was going to bite off your dick during it.... like the vag in the movie
You could also be scared of blow jobs if you've had some of the bad ones i've had. I'll stick with anal thank you very much.
That is until they make a movie about an ass with teeth.
RE: The first 5 minutes of TEETH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2008 4:41 AM
When I tried anal sex it was so good it made my whole week.
RE: joe reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2008 3:03 PM
No you're not
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