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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 5:42 AM

In the newest installment, Sly is hired by the Palestinians to aid them in recovering their land from the Jews, but when he learns that what they really want is just to murder all the Jews, Rambo calls his Lethal Weapon buddy and they begin a murderous rampage that puts the other Rambo's to shame. In order to make the very tiny actor appear masculine, they cast the head of the Jews to Danny Devito, so that Sly has a whole inch on him. The end of the movie has a great scene, where the two smurfs chase eachother through an apple orchard. Oh, by the way, if you like looking at half naked, muscular old men, then this film is for you, because Stallone took some extra steroids to make himself look extra appealing for the gay man fans. If you are a regular guy it will be difficult to watch, but fortunately it will not be in the theaters for more than a few days as it goes straight to video-tape. Stallone really wants to prove that he's not a joke, and that Rambo is gay.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 5:46 AM

That's old news pal. We knew all that months ago!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 5:48 AM

Stallone pushed for Dakota Fanning as the Dominatrix that beats him, but the studio could'nt get an actor of that caliber, so the role went to the actress that played Natalie on the "Facts Of Life".

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 5:51 AM

Sorry Fucko! They did not get even near Devito, he laughed his ass off when they offered him the role. The villian is Clint Howard, who starred with Stallone in the Oscar nominated "Tango & Cash", another brilliant Stallone flick that really makes people think.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 5:53 AM

Rambo 4 is gonna rock! Who cares if Rambo is gay, what are you some sort of a biggot? You already knew he was gay from the first 3 movies. Duh!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 5:56 AM

Stallone is not that short, he 5 foot 3 inches. Your average man is 5 foot 7 inches, so he's only 4 inches less of a man...

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 5:58 AM

I don't think he's that tall. On IMDB he listed at being 5 foot 1 inch.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2006 9:16 PM

I just worked with the man on the new Rocky Movie when we were in Phila and I assure you he is not evev close to that little. I am 6 feet tall anf 218 lbs and considered a big guy . Sly seemed inches shorter and his mass in body sise even made me feel smakk and out of shape. his hands are huge and as tough as a beat up leather ball but he is in shape for a man his age so for you who gossip. Lets see you at ^0 years old. HE wikk and can pull Rockt and Rambo Still to this day as hard as that is for you people who like to talk rather than show what your made of and go do something like helping someone or giving a kid a little bit of encouragement. That is what will make a difference in the world to someone.Give it a try. I dare touto try it fot 2 weeks.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2006 11:46 PM

Rambo is stupid. I mean he is dumb in the head. HA HA HA HA HA!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2006 1:51 PM

my god the guys 60 and these films that your beating down are classics and sorry but he aint that small, what people dont seem to remember that films back then ruled so much alot better then films these days i mean to much CGI and crap back then films were proper a small budget and not aimed at making the most money also they had a message behind them im proud to say that sly actualy put so many messages across with his films and he still does the guys a genius and he 60 i donnu about you lot but id still like to look that good of a shape when i reach that age so any one that slates down and of the films are compleate dicks btw im 17 so dont think im some old guy saying oh you lot dont know your born if you dont like the films or anything like that fuck you justy dont watch them

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2006 7:56 PM

17 or 7 cause that made no sense at all. It's called punctuation.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2006 7:58 PM

what message was rambo trying to set across, how to heal a bullet wound with a burning arrow. What about rocky, let me guess if you continue to let people beat on you, the in some way your a winner too.