ICE AGE 2 Destroys Box Office, Sharon Stone!

By Wind(up)bird April 2, 2006 9:29 PM

ICE AGE 2 Destroys Box Office, Sharon Stone! Poor Sharon Stone. Poor freaky-looking, botoxified Sharon Stone's body. Her last ditch chance at her favorite dead horse (see also Basic Instinct 2) opened over the weekend and man did it bomb. Of the top ten flicks, BI2 came in...10th (actually, it tied for 10th). In other news, Ice Age 2 earned a record $70 fucking million dollars in its first weekend out. Click over for the numbers.

The Numbers (estimated)
1. "Ice Age: The Meltdown," $70.5 million.
2. "Inside Man," $15.7 million.
3. "ATL," $12.5 million.
4. "Failure to Launch," $6.6 million.
5. "V for Vendetta," $6.5 million.
6. "Stay Alive," $4.58 million.
7. "She's the Man," $4.57 million.
8. "Slither," $3.7 million.
9. "The Shaggy Dog," $3.5 million.
10 (tie). "Basic Instinct 2," $3.2 million.
10 (tie). "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector," $3.2 million.

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?? ??? ?????????? ?????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 12:35 AM

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RE: ?? ??? ?????????? ?????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:05 AM

I concur, our foreign friend finds Ms. Stone to be quite fetching, despite her wrinkled old beaver. Well said Achmad!

RE: ?? ??? ?????????? ?????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:59 AM

This time of year is a graveyard as far as new movies go, the fact that Ice Age 2 "Destroyed" the Box Office means absolutely nothing.

RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 3:06 PM

ARI: Can you say number one movie in the motherfucking nation?!

ERIC: We beat the Squirl?

ARI: Number one Live action Movie!

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RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 4:34 PM

I bet I could release a turd that would get to number one this weekend.

RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 6:08 AM

What is it with you and your bowel movements?

RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 7:46 AM

After one of my frequent visits to the toilet during a recent bout of gastric flu, imagine my suprise when glancing down into the bowl prior to flushing I saw what looked uncannily like the 'Fantastic Four'.

RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 7:03 AM

...and then I reached in and ate it. I guess I talk so much about turds because my mother used to rub shit on her tits and make me lick it off. I just LOVE SHIT!

From now on call me:

TURD-STUD, cause I get a lot of loving from crap.

RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 10:53 AM

If you insist Mr TURD-STUD.

RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 1:01 PM

Many thanks friend, and this goes out to everyone at D Theatre, please call me TURD STUD from now on. I will continue writing about feces.

RE: Beavers and Squirls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:18 PM

Cool, can I also call you a fucking retarded assmuncher because that sounds like an even more accurate description of you.

No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:59 PM

It was so obvious that IC2 would be top of the list. IC1 wuz funny (and also millions of bucks into it), so if they made a second one, it would be obvious that it would also rock.

RE: No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2006 7:36 AM

None's saying it rocks, by all accounts it's just a cheap cash-in and many reviews have stated that it's a huge pile of unfunny shit. The reason why it's gone straight in at No.1 is because it's got zero competition.

RE: No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2006 4:19 PM

That thing about the unfunny shit depends on how old you are.

RE: No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2006 7:40 AM

Good point, I watched SharkTale with my 6 year old cousin and she couldn't stop laughing from start to finish. Kids, have a much lower enjoyment standard, I bet if she watches it again in 10 years time she'll realize how shit it is.

RE: No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 10:20 AM

This isn't about SharkTale, its about Ice Age 2. I take it you haven't seen it. My 8-year-old nephew took me to see it, and he couldn't stop laughin either. Neither could I. So that last comment you made was total and complete bullshit. Axually, it's not a bad idea for you to see it... it IS funny... compared to Shark Tale. Madagascar is fucky compared to this. So is Chicken Little. So now I think you got the point. If you thought those three movies were funny, you ain't seen nothing yet.

RE: No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 12:13 PM

Ok, I've seen it and guess what? It was shit. maybe not as shit as SharkTale but still definately shit nevertheless. I mean, it didn't even have a fucking plot, it was like a series of 'bits' that were all just completely lame.

RE: No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 3:55 PM

You must be in your fifties. Even I had to laugh when i saw it and im 43.

RE: No Surprises reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2006 7:05 PM

I'm 25 and not retarded. This is why I probably didn't find it funny. I'm not saying that you're a retard or anything, just that you're more easily amused than me.

aging reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2006 7:21 PM

why are you guys all throwing your age around? You ageist bastards!!!

RE: aging reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2006 8:06 AM

I like the Squirl, a lot...

- Jet Li

RE: aging reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2006 6:04 PM

It's a half-squirrel half-rat. And he's called Scrat. Dont we all love him?

RE: aging reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 10:34 AM

I love him, I'm just not "in" love with him.

RE: aging reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 12:00 PM

Ok. For a second there I thought you meant you entered the world of Ice Age and had sex with it.

RE: Scrats reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 12:25 PM

I tounged it's asshole, and then nibbled its ball sack with my lower lip, he let loose a spittle of cum that drizzled over my teeth, and onto my neck. Then I pushed my pinky into it's tight little ass, and pumped in and out for several minutes as it squealed in joy, then it bit my thigh and I came.

- Jet Li

RE: Scrats reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 12:49 PM

That's exactly what I did to you. I let loose the cum and I pushed my pinky into his ass too! You fucker man who has sex with a half-squirl halrf-rat.

RE: Scrats reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2006 4:25 PM

Fuck both of you.

RE: Scrats reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 6:02 AM

If you like. I enjoyed it.

- Jet Li

RE: Scrats reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 2:42 PM

We know.

-Person whose been responding to you for awhile.

RE: Scrats reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 6:04 AM

I remember you from my premeier with DMX, you are beautiful and dangerous...random shemp.

- Jet Li