X-Men 3.. sucks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2005 1:45 PM
Oh wow, this movie looks REALLY REALLY BAD. I mean, none of the characters look exciting, and they now look more camp than actually realistic, something that Bryan Singer did a good job of avoiding. Warren Worthington (Angel) is the worst offender; his wings don't look cool or dangerous at all, they look like dove wings! I mean, Affleck had better wings in Dogma, for god's sake. This movie has turned into a joke. Brett Ratner is going to burn in hell for this one. But I am glad that Bryan Singer has made the switch and is now doing Superman Returns. At least we get one decent superhero movie out of this.
Thanks for your time, and thanks Brett Ratner for being the worst director ever ever!
RE: X-Men 3.. sucks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2005 2:09 PM
are you serious? you are a dumb faggot 2 posts up. Angel's wings are supposed to be like doves, hes not supposed to have cool wings. Thats part of his character, if you knew anything about X-men you would know. Dumbass. And a few more posts up, the cure thing, is actually part of X-men, its not going far out of the world at all, do you remember how apocalypse had mystique act like a professor with a cure that way he could have his 4 horsemen? big part of the x-men world, it wasnt a cure at all, but merely a trick, so it doesnt venture far from the world at all, no one here knows anything about x-men at all. Learn your stuff before you talk
re;newgirl!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 10:27 PM
oh come on!there is no way that Wolverine can pull off yellow spandex now, anymore than he could in ye olden days,And please tell me that Angels wings are'nt those of a flyibg rat's,and beast really is lookin to much on the cartoony side of life,and your right unknown person (who's name i have forgotten) i dont see (the incredible)Nightcrawler anyweres? weres he at? they cant of left him out of the movie,could they?COULD THEY? well i havent seen the trailer yet, there link wont let me in,but i'm confident that given time and perhapps some of your money, i can beat them into submission(que Evil laugh)well bye!! (or is it?)...........
Wow they can screw a movie up
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Posted by Vegetall (No Email) on December 22, 2005 10:29 AM
well first off to the nightcrawler comment, hes not in the movie, y b.c they like to ruin movies, juggernut looks like a tool, and isnt his power in his helmet, but yet he has it off in a screen shot, beast good voice for him but wrong hieght by far.... just wondering what other bullshit they put in this movie...
RE: A story about a dick.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2006 12:50 PM
Are you a dick-fearing man, bitch? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of dick as teachers; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind. The Brotherhood of Dicks. Oh, it's not so surprising really. Pussies has always feared what it doesn't understand. Well, don't fear dicks, bitch, and certainly don't fear me. Not any more.
John Mayer
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2006 12:56 PM
So I was thinkin' about relationships and about how it pertains to songs about relationships, And uh, I was trying to think, well it occurred to me that the key, I figured out the key to a relationship and how to make it work. Check it out, this is, this is, a tip from your uncle John, check it out. When you first meet somebody, you find out they like you, first of all, a friend of a friend of theirs say, he or she really really likes you, and it kills you, floors you, sends you to the ground, you've got to pick yourself up off the ground; then you get their phone number and you call them up, right, and you say "Yeah, that's a really great phone conversation, can I see you some time?" and then they say this, they say, "I'd like that." Nothing feels better than "I'd like that". So now, your blood pressures' goin, you're six feet off the ground, you can't sleep, because of "I'd like that". So then you hang out for a while, and you call and you talk on the phone all the time, and then you drop the bomb, what feels like the bomb, you say, "You know what, I've been thinkin about you a lot." And she goes, "Ahhhhhhh!" And you go "What happened?" and she goes, "I'm sorry, I just, I just, I just, that's, I've been thinking about you too." Bam. Higher into the sky. But now "I'd like that." Tch. Done. Now you're up to "I'm thinkin about you." Then however number of months pass, it makes you feel comfortable saying it, you say "I gotta tell you something." They go "What?", you go "I'm in love with you." And nothing in the world sounds better than "I'm in love with you." And then maybe she starts crying, or maybe he goes "*gasp*". And all the sudden you're like "I'm in." But now what doesn't work?; "I'd like that." and "I've been thinkin about you." Now we're at "I'm in love with you." Then maybe some day it'll move up to "I love you." Fast forward, now you're like "I love you a lot; I love you more than anything in life." Now "I love you." doesn't work. It's a threshold that keeps movin up. Fast forward, like six months, six weeks, whatever the case may be, now you're on like, "I want to marry you." "I want to impregnate you with my love." "I wanna, I wanna just send my love to you." "Damn it, words don't work anymore." And then you say this line, and you know, you know you've used this line before, "I just wish they'd put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn't describe what I feel." And so now he or she starts askin, "Do you love me?" and you start goin, "Of course I love you." "Well say it." And then it becomes "Say it twice." And it goes "Say it three times." And then, you cross a really interesting point, where all the sudden it becomes "I hate you, I hate you." And you go, "Oh my god she hates me." And now it's like "I hate you more than anything." And then it's like "We're over." And then they go "No we're not." And you go "Yes we are." Now the words completely do not work at all, you're left with nothing. You're throwing punches under water. You're done. You know what the moral of that story is, if there is one. Never, ever, ever, ever underestimate the power of "I'd like that." [laughs]
Juggernaut and more...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 11, 2006 8:03 PM
A while back up the page someone said something about Juggernatu's helm, or lack-there-of. And said something about it being his source of power. Wrong, the helmet is only there to protect him from psychic mutants, without them hes practically unstoppable. As for his size, he's a big guy, but I wouldn't go as far as saying he's, what was the term, GIGANOURMAOUS!!! To the Pheonix thing, if you remmember correctly from the original story line, its basically a complete loss of control of Jeans powers, and really amped. Don't like how it deviated from the original method of transfomation though. I agree on this last part though, bring in Gambit.
RE: Juggernaut and more...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2006 7:55 PM
dude , im back again ..n yes im still concerned with the juggernaut's size..
1st of all, aint the x-men movie based on the comics. ---YES.
second of all aint some cgi available (just in case u say its phisically impossible 2 modify his body mass)---n again, YES
n finally, dude have u taken a look at the comics (not 2 mention videogames) ...man, the juggernaut is a friggin' giant n seing his current body mass kinda kills his badass creds...if yall know what i mean..
there ya go bros,,feel free 2 express yur various views,,,or else this wont b America after all!!
peace & Love
Taj Mahal Badalandabad
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 6:42 PM
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 6:46 PM
Having just made it back to the streets of Liberty City after a long stretch inside, Tommy Vercetti is sent to Vice City by his old boss, Sonny Forelli. But all does not go smoothly apon his arrival in the glamorous, hedonistic metropolis of Vice City. Tommy is set up, and loses everything. Sonny wants his money back, but the biker gangs, Cuban gangsters, and corrupt politicians stand in his way. Most of Vice City seems to want Tommy dead. His only answer is to fight back, and take over Vice City himself...
RE: X-Men 3.. sucks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2006 6:21 PM
most messed up movie based on a marvel comic. this movie sucks because the actual origional storyline was messed up. Cyclops and xaviers deaths were stupid and way too easy. scott shouldnt die, he should be the lead character instead of wolverine and save jean. prof/X should die on a bed.phenix can never die. she should be more of a fiery goddess than a evil looking witch. if they make an x-men 4 movie they better bring back cyclops, prof.X, gambit, phenix and fix the stupid story line. gambit is one of the origionals and coolest mutants ever! how hard is it to make special effects with cards that are charged then explode and metal pole weilding skillz.starwars has there exploding lasers and weapon masters, why cant x-men. at least attempt to make gambit and please the real x-men fans!psylock was never with the brotherhood she was with charles's x-men! if there was omega red in the movie the attempt was horrible. leech should be green skinned. so many flaws. cant they get a french guy or someone who can act french for gambit? and what ever happend to nightcrawler? why did mystic and magneto have to become human? they shouldnt have killed sabertooth. hes too much of an awsome villan to die. nightcrawler should be reunited with his mother mystic. jubile should have had a larger role since she was a origional x-men. rogue sucks. shes more of an emo and she cant even fly or kick ass! rogue should never lose her powers. why does hollywood always kill good origional story lines. it happened to streetfight 2 the movie as well. stupid jean claude van dam, ryu should be the hero not guile. and why wasnt there morph? that would have been awsome to have a shape changer who can copy mutant powers unlike mystic. the director/producer should kill themselves.