Hollywood Reporter Says DUKES OF HAZZARD Sucks!

By Wind(up)bird August 1, 2005 4:11 AM

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Dukes of Hazzards flick, starring Johnny Knoxville, Jessica Simpson and that other guy, sucks.  Not that you didn't already know that from seeing the bad trailers or reading all of the bad reviews that have been online for a few months. Read the Hollywood Reporter review to see how bad it sucks.

Related Dukes of Hazzard Links
-  Watch the Dukes Trailer
-  Moviebox has Film Clips from The Dukes
-  Dig more Cheesey Bikini pics of Simpson
-  Read an Interview with Simpson about her "character" in the film
-  Read a Dukes of Hazzard script review

Read the Hollywood Reporter Review

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File critics are retards   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 6:25 AM

Its not supposed to be the phantom of the opera you idiots.  Its supposed to be cheesy and fun like the old one.  Obviously you dont come from anywhere near the south.  Being a good ol boy myself, I bet you wear all that prada and polo shit.  Your view sucks, I bet you like Martha Stewart and you are probably either gay or borderline.  PS - They really do grow them gals that hot in the south.  You just have to have southern balls to get em.

Stupid ass   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 8:23 AM

Its not supposed to be a good movie for the people in the south, its supposed to be a good movie to everyone in the world. If the world majority doesn't likes it, it sucks!

wow   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:31 PM

thats horrible! the new dukes of hazzard movie was awesome! i havent seen the originals but this one i most definatly will see again.

RE: wow   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 8:12 AM

Yeah right.. And how old are you?

Dukes Of Hazzard Movie   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 8:42 AM

I watched this movie last night and IT WAS HORRIABLE! I do not care if it was suppose to be a joke or not because IT STILL SUCKED!
Jessica Simpson Better not cancel her singing career to become a actress because she will go poor and will to have to cash her implants and her extensions !