Lame Ass DOOM Trailer Hits Net and Sucks!

By Wind(up)bird July 27, 2005 7:01 AM

Filmforce has the first-look DOOM teaser trailer that premiered at the 2005 Comic Con a few weekends ago. ?Doom stars Dwayne "The Roc" Johnson and opens this fall and looks damn lame. Does anyone in Hollywood remember the Alien franchise? ?Or, in the case against the idea that video games make good feature-length movies, does anyone in Hollywood remember the Super Mario Brothers movie? That flick was wack beyond recognition.

Watch It Over at IGN FilmForce...

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RE: Aaarrgh! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2005 11:09 AM

A few words that sprang to mind as I watched this cliched ridden turd:

accepted, accustomed, broad, commonplace, conventional, customary, everyday, familiar, generic, habitual, humdrum,  matter-of-course,  normal, ordinary,  prevailing, prevalent, public, regular, routine, run-of-the-mill, typical, uneventful, universal, usual, wide, widespread, wonted, shit


How many times has that whole thing with the noise/animal/sigh of relief/monster attack thing been done?

HP!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2005 4:08 PM

your a dumb piece of shit and cant enjoy the movie for what it is which is a video game movie! Thats all!

Why this site SUCKS!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2005 9:33 PM

You always crap on movies, and that's why this site sucks!!

RE: Why this site SUCKS!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 7:11 AM

"your a dumb piece of shit and cant enjoy the movie for what it is which is a video game movie! Thats all!"

Okay, that whole sentence is an oxymoron.

Hollywood Sucks!!!!   reply

Posted by Dr.X (Alover67@yahoo.com) on July 28, 2005 12:18 PM

Resident Evil in mars!!??!

great work   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 5:57 PM

dibshits this movies a work ouv damn good stuff!!

RE: Hollywood Sucks!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 6:53 PM

WTF!

RE: Hollywood Sucks!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 9:11 PM

As a hardcore D00M fan, I expected the worse. Upon viewing the trailer, I wasn't in a coma...as a matter of fact, it wasn't too too bad. Just the monster F/x. They really.Really.Really.Really. SUCKEXED. Looked like plastic models.

RE: Hollywood Sucks!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2005 5:44 AM

It looks mediocre at best.

FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 2:36 AM

I HOPE EVERYONE INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS FUCKED UP ANAL PIECE OF FUCKARSED SHITCOCK BURNS IN HELL AND CAN GO SUCK SATANS DICK FOREVER!!!

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 7:19 AM

I agree!
-satan

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 8:44 AM

How did the retards behind this every get into the film industry?

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 4:15 PM

ask satan

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:08 AM

Rich morons still rule the world just like that puppet of a man George Bush.
PS. It is I who control him!
-Satan

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:14 AM

Why don't you go to Hell?

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2005 3:45 PM

he already is in hell you idiot.

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 5:19 AM

There is now internet in hell! Now we can finally talk anonymously to our earth friends! So what do you guys say? Hell sounds pretty sweet no?
-Satan

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 5:58 AM

Yeah but it'll be dial-up.

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:20 AM

You shouldn't have said that! Now nobody will like me!!
-Satan

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 7:52 AM

Yeah, and in Hell there's no porn on the internet. In fact, it's just this website.

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 9:08 AM

Stop telling on me!! You drive away the customers!!!!11!!1!
AaaaaaAaaAAAAHHhH!!!!11!
-Satan

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2005 7:19 AM

I shall now speak in the language of computers:

100101010101110101010101010

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 1:22 PM

How come I can't hear you?

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:08 AM

Because you're deaf?

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:43 PM

Because you are on the other half of the world.
Wow! I am smart, huh?!

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 4:50 AM

The other half of the world? Go learn how to turn a phrase.

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 7:36 AM

I will make a U-turn instead.

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 1:45 PM

Wow, you've got a great sense of humour, are you from Germany?

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 10:23 AM

Well, I didn't understand what you were talking about in the first place so I just posted something random like you! What is wrong, didn't you like it, It IS your level of humour isn't it?

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:58 AM

Yep, you're definatly German.

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 8:02 AM

do you guys not understand? hollywood is deliberately makes movies really bad so it can blame  it's falling profits on piracy...
hmph.
remember The Chronicles of  Riddick? it became one of the most downloaded movies ever on file sharing networks...
i reckon that'll happen to doom!
the demographic groups who might want to watch it also have kill0r bandwidth....

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 10:24 AM

"Yep, you're definatly German."

You never say what you mean, don't you? It is because you are gay.

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 4:43 PM

Do you even know what being gay is?

RE: FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 5:24 AM

It is being a bitch who can't speak his mind and who does not like women, as they all can't stand each other because they are bitches..
-dictionary extraordinaire

The Movie...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 10:11 AM

Wow! I love the "played to death" grammatical/spelling attacks people spring at each other. It?s strange that such a belief as stringing a sentence together badly categories you as a ?dumfuck?.

I think it?s a shame they didn?t play out hell in this movie but still it looks fun. I think it will serve well as some good old fashioned light hearted entertainment.

Oh by the way, to those who heavily criticise everything they view. -Who ever she is, she?s a dumb slut bitch! Why don?t you stop sulking and get on with your life?

RE: The Movie...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 8:15 AM

Don't you know the only way for us to get better in anything is to be critical about ourselfs and others? That is why women are usually smarter than men.

RE: The Movie...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 3:53 AM

Does constructive criticism ring a bell?

FYI: saying one sex is smarter than the other is a blunt approach. However if I wanted to one sided about things I think the bulk of technological discovery sides on a man?s intellect. Sure you could blame history, but lets face it women have had plenty of opportunities to prove them selves as the smarter of one side.

RE: The Movie...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 9:36 AM

Nope. Women don't dedicate themselfs like men do nor have obsessive behavior about stuff, but what do you think about artists? They don't become good by thinking they are the greatest.

RE: The Movie...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 9:37 AM

Oh yeah, and I posted USUALLY, moron..

RE: The Movie...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 10:01 AM

relax, your just having your period... :)