New, Bad FANTASTIC FOUR Reviews Online

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:47 AM

That's a big Jessica Alba picture.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:48 AM

mmmhh.. i wonder what happened to my penis picture link i posted a while ago..
it suddenly dissapeared.
guess this site doesn't believe in freedom of speech..
because what's wrong with a penis?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:48 AM

This seems like a great movie because I like most comic book movies. I will be cool if they made a MARVEL VS. DC.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:48 AM

Really?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:49 AM

You will be cool if they make a movie like that?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:49 AM

Who the f%ck are you anyway..?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:49 AM

Michael Chiklis is alot of fun to watch. See The Sheild?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:50 AM

F4 isnt stupid. the movie will be though.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:50 AM

How do YOU know, I mean how do you know?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:50 AM

I just do.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:50 AM

It won't be as good a the Spider-man films or Batman Begins but it could be a fun popcorn movie.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:51 AM

Yah it could not be better but still might be good

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:51 AM

That would be a shock!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:51 AM

What's all this then

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:51 AM

The reason the spiderman movies were so good is because the hired Sam Raimi who as well as being a very talented director also has alot of passion for the source material. For Fantastic Four they just hired some 'cookie-cutter' former commercial and music video director to basically hack out what was a very poor script to begin with.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:52 AM

Spiderman was good? it was fucking stupid, a dissapointment and toby magwire or whatever is a creep

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:52 AM

STOP ARGUING!!It's annoying! (I'm a bitch)

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:52 AM

i think it was ok. not great or anything but ok

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:53 AM

This movie will have to have a sequel

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:53 AM

"Spiderman was good? it was fucking stupid, a dissapointment and toby magwire or whatever is a creep"

I think you're definately in the minority with that opinion.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:54 AM

yup, most people are easily amused.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:54 AM

There's nothing wrong with a film that sets out to just entertain you. Having said that, the two Spider-man movies spent alot more time on character development than your usual summer blockbuster. What exactly do you hate about them?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:54 AM

Too polished, there was something very unrealistic about the movie, but I can't pinpoint it.. Maybe it should have been like the new batman.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:55 AM

Don't you people really don't think the movie could have been better, or are you just being annoying?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:55 AM

I hate when a movie about a man who can spin webs and crawl up walls gets unrealistic...

for you:
step 1: lean over
step 2: turn off computer
step 3: go outside
step 4: meet other human beings (in the flesh)
step 5: enjoy your new life

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:56 AM

mmmhh.. You guy's always say people should get lives when you get angry at someone maybe you can't handle any other opinion than your own?

as for; "I hate when a movie about a man who can spin webs and crawl up walls gets unrealistic..."
you just refuse to get it, do you?
Do you really believe the movie couldn't be made more realistic, or are you just an idiot?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:56 AM

Your the idoit little kid you've never lived during the 60's

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:56 AM

Spider-man 2 was definatly the best superhero movie sincec Superman. You thought it should have been more like Batman Begins? I loved that film too but if you compare a Spidey comic to a Batman one you'll see that they're completely different in terms of the tone and the way the hero acts.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:57 AM

"Your the idoit little kid you've never lived during the 60's"

SHIT! I didn't live in the 60's!! Oh my god!!
You sure know a lot about me...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:57 AM

Maybe spiderman is more like spongebob than an interesting story, too bad.. I always liked spiderman until the movies..

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:57 AM

If you managed to live through the various relizations of Spider-man in his TV shows then how could you have not liked the movie where we finally got to see Spider-man get the justice he deserved.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:58 AM

Spiderman should be pure gore.
The carnage and the other alien should start to kill everybody on the street and nobody to be able to do anything about it and spiderman should die a heroic death in the end.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:58 AM

As long as that means it'll be R rated and all the kids wont be able to get in and talk to their friends throughout the whole movie then I'm all for it.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:59 AM

who the fuck do you think uses are talking to this film is great and u lot are sad for sayings its not

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:59 AM

please repost that, it didn't really make sense.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:59 AM

why dont you not i think saying that agin I am because how can i saying you so much hating this film?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:00 PM

Man, I must be getting retarded, I just don't get it!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:00 PM

ok that second last sentence didn,t make any sense at all how is anyone suppose to read that

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:00 PM

well F4 wasn,t excactly what I expected, I expected more action I mean they showed every bit of action on the trailers whats with that and they cut out lots of the movie they better have deleted scenes on the dvd or a directors cut dvd or something because its was way too short a movie but nevertheless I still enjoyed it but I'd enjoy a directors cut allot more because it would have everything everyone expected as the trailers say the Fantastic

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:01 PM

for anyone who didn,t get that last part the trailers say prepare for the Fantastic

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:01 PM

hey since this site or whoever writes down all the stuff says Fantastic Four sucks all the time why do they keep posting F4 stuff

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:01 PM

Because it's NEWS.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:01 PM

No, you don't get it, the fantastic four are fantastic!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:02 PM

REALLY!!?!?!?!?! Next you'll be telling me there are four of them.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:02 PM

Hey guys, great news!! I just went to F4 and I have new information about them!! There are FOUR OF THEM!!! One a female, two gay and one is a stone! I know it sounds weird but I swear on my sloppies life that it's true!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:03 PM

JESUS HOLY FUCK CHRIST COCK SUCKING GOD DANCING SHIT ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:03 PM

Oh no! Someones mind just overheated!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:03 PM

SSSSSSssssssssss...

-please insert disk into drive A-

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:04 PM

i LOVED the movie my dad and i r gonna go see it again! WOO The Human Torch is Hot!!!!! and Jessica Alba is pretty...i think F4 is the best comic book movie to ever come out so far!!!! AND THERE MAKING A SECOND ONE!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:04 PM

Just out of interest, what's your favourite movie of all time?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:05 PM

Death wish 4.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:05 PM

Okay, now I understand.