WOW!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 6:09 PM
What are your people talking about? This film looks amazing! It has great actors in it as well, especially Naomi Watts, she's amazing. Really good choice of cast here. This film will be amazing for sure because, come on people, Peter Jackson is directing it! No one else could make this film any better. He knows what he is doing.
RE: what the
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 6:22 PM
"y dont all u ppl saying the movie looks stupid go make one yourself - cause only then u will have the right to say wat sucks and wat is good. stupid know it alls"
So by that logic I can only comment on whether something tastes good if I'm a great chef? I don't need to be able to sing to know that Britney Spears can't, you're talking a load of shit.
BTW, I actually think this film looks great but if other people don't then they have the right to their own opinion.
Morons
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 6:23 PM
So, some of you will buy , a ship in the 1930's finding a lost island and a gigantic gorilla running around New York, but a couple of dinosaurs are stupid?
Another example. Kongs' director filmed a trilogy based on books about elves, hobbits, and evil wizards. One of the characters was pure cgi and sentient trees fought a battle. People loved the giant battle scenes that were constructed on computers but Kong is just another cgi mess?
The Kong trailer looks amazing and it is still 6 months from opening. I don't suppose any of you mouth breathers factored this in while critiquing it?
How about reserving adolescent hyperbole about how bad it's going to suck until you know and have seen more of it.
After all, I'm sure the most vocal of you film students out there said "Revenge of the Sith" was going to suck.
Enough said, now commence the profanity riddled, poorly written flames.
RE: Morons
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 6:26 PM
"So, some of you will buy , a ship in the 1930's finding a lost island and a gigantic gorilla running around New York, but a couple of dinosaurs are stupid?"
ehh.. don't worry, I am not laughing at the dinosaur I just thought it would be better if it was only the gorilla that was big.
don't take random shemps too seriously.
expected only the best
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 6:27 PM
What James Cameron did for Titanic - Peter Jackson will do for kong.
Both have a passion for their intended subject. Its this passion that would make it the success. The previous movies inspired these great directors to produce their own version. These remakes will in turn inspire the next generation. "Take from them what you want and leave the rest" i am looking forward to Kong.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 6:28 PM
"You're all retards. It'll be Mediocre at best."
Come on man, if you have nothing good to say, than don't say it at all. As for the film, it looks like one of those movies I can appreciate but most critics can't.
Good movie, but trailer was bad
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 10:05 AM
i wanna see this movie, but i have to admit, the trailer wa shit! first you think its some boring movie then u see him talking about some map like hes surching for a treasure, then u think its some weird movie where there all attacked by some fucked up island ppl, then all of a sudden u see the same exact dinausors from jerassic park, so im thinking wut is this like another freddy vs jason expect jurassic park vs crazy island ppl, then u see a giant monkey jump infront and save the girl from the t-rex so now i dont know whut the fukk is going on, then it sais king kong in huge letters! so i dint know if this trailer was fucking with my mind. but i wanna see the movie.
RE: The Trailer
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2005 2:02 AM
I have yet to see some real maturity in this topic, beside some exceptions ofcourse. If you haven't noticed, other people are reading what you write, and for starters, who the heck did give you kids a pc and not to speak an internet connection so early? Shame on the parrents!
The movie looks great, it is still not totally finished and they have yet to do the finishing touches. Complain when you have paid, not before, as you have no right to yap your opinion based on a trailer and your own "movie experiences". Pay and complain if it sux, shut it otherwise.
RE: The Trailer
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2005 7:14 PM
I agree about the dinos, the battle between the t-rex and kong reminds me a bit of jurassic park three only kong takes the place of the spinosaurus. I kind of wish they had only showed kong a little bit to greater the excitement of seeing it in theaters, but all in all a fine trailer to a probably fine movie.
RE: The Trailer
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:42 AM
"i fucked but my spelling cry me a river, its suppose to say, "Ya i bet you would love to ride Kong's ass." Is that better? Grammar whore."
Hahahaha! Only the fact that you have returned to whine about four letters someone posted makes you gay and your comment didn't make sense anyway, so why care?
RE: kong
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:47 PM
I was one of those skeptics who thought that dinosaurs were outrageous, i admit, but when i went back and watched the original, I realized how similar the old and new look. I really think this will be excellent, and if it isn't, there is always the 1976 remake! haha
Awesome!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 1:39 PM
this movie looks insane! i love the trailer. one guy said he couldn't figure out what it was untill it ended, but any monster movie fan by half way through atleast should be able to tell its king kong. and whats with ppl saying the effects suck!?! i think they're amazing... peter jackson deffinately has potential and i think this movie will be amazing, and become an instant classic.
I love this movie! Adrian's really gooood! :-)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2005 3:14 AM
I just saw the movie 3 hours ago at rob mla. It was really brutal in the cannibal scene, icky in the huge insects part, very romantic in the Jack & Ann/ Anne You wrote a stage play for me scene. Funny in the snobbish part of King Kong. Touching in the death scene of King Kong. You got to watch this movie... it's way better than the first one. It will really take you off your sit. Well, to me it did. :-)
RE: Good movie, but trailer was bad
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 8:09 PM
you made me crack up man funny OMG im crying lol what u sid is true i want to make a movement beause that movie suked ass
RE: kong
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2005 7:26 PM
This movie was incredible and I am really glad I saw the origional 1933 classic before I saw Jackson's version because there are so many quotes and tributes to the original such as the dialog between Baxter and Darrow on the ship when Denham is filming, "You don't much care for women..." is quote for quote taken directly from the original. This movie is incredible I loved the scenes in the beginning featuring 1933 New York, in fact this would have been a great film even if it didn't have King Kong in it. Jack Black is great in the role, which surprised me because I had heard critics appauling and disliking his casting, but I think he was perfect for the role as the glory-eyed, over-the-top, alcoholic, director. A perfect film and dare I say better then the Lord of the Rings films. And if you disliked this movie do us all a favor and go watch a "Weekend at Bernie's 2" or some other crap because you clearly have no taste for a great film, that far exceeds the original masterpiece.
Pretty damn cool!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2006 9:06 AM
I've seen the movie. Yes, it was fucking brilliant! The bug scene in the movie, (for you faithful followers, the part where backup Andy Serkis get's practically devourerd,)was in my opinion, a little damn over the top! I still have goosebumps! Eurrgh, that grossed me out. Now, about the trailer, nice music, but it didn't show the bug scene. I bet the d in dtheatre means damn! KONG REALLY ROCK'S, DTHEATRE!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2006 9:11 AM
Whaa? King kong'll DEFINITLY with out a doubt win best picture, best directr, best special effects,
(Three hours later)
Best actress, (Naomi Watts,) best supporting actor, (Adrien Brody,)
(10 hrs. later)
Best commeadian, (Jack Black,) Best virtual preformance,(Andy Serkis),
(So long later that the narrator got tired and we had to hire a new one,)
Best tagline, best final line...
And finally...
And BEST FUCKIN' MOVIE SINCE TITANIC!!!
Get bent
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2006 9:19 AM
Oh, bitch off, faithful kong followers. Anyone who seen this and liked it, raise your hands... ok, so lots of you like it. Ok. All that tells me is that everyone thats complmenting this movie is an idiot. Yes, i actually have seen all three kong films, and the best 1, (by far,) was the 1972 version with what's-her-name. All in all, kong is a lame, SOB storyline filled with nudity, sexy actresses, and only ONE SILLY LINE!! Movies without many funny lines, in my case, are irritating! And if anybody thinks that im even remotely complimenting this movie, your sadly, fuckin' mistakin! YOUR ALL BASTARDS! KING KONG SUCKS! I HATE YOU ALL!
Good night.
Re: All of you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2006 8:28 AM
Get ready for a very long speech, America!
Defining the art of King Kong is as hard as catching fog in a fishing net. If somebody were to describe the movie or the trailer in a single word, they might use violent, or gorey. In the eyes of yours truly, (aka, me!) Kong is an extremely interesting film [process]. Some lines from all of them are from the original 1933 version. The 1972 version gives me the creeps, it was such a horrible failure. And now, here we are, in the 2005 edition. A little violence over-the-top. A little inappropriate for children under 11.(Such as me!) The violence includes a man getting devoured by a Loch Ness like thing that looks slightly like an uncircumcized penis. The nudity/sexuallity is not all that bad. A little kiss here or there, half-nude Adrien Brody, and a stripped woman, let's call her, "Ann Darrow," being dragged through a jungle by a ferocious gorrila. Kong's profanity level is slightly higher than the other versions, an occasional god**** it, what you didn't know could fill a cat's ***, and one kong-sized cuss. The f bomb. The alcohol/drugs in kong are way more intence than the other movies. Jack Black's charecter, overconfident movie producer Carl Denham, seems addicted. (And when I say addicted, I mean it!) By now, you may think that I am a kong fanatic. To those of you who don't believe this can kiss my metal ***.
RE: Re: All of you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2006 3:09 PM
Um... have you been taking any drugs recently? Cuz if u hav, im not surprised. This website is not a parental control center, like your acting like it is. BTW, the trailer rocked.
Hidden Joke!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2006 4:14 PM
There is a hidden joke in the new 1. Some of you might have noticed it, but to those of you who haven't, here it is.
Remember when Carl was asking Preston actress possibilities for a make up for Maureen Mckenzie? Then Preston told him that he had to get someone who would fit into her costumes? Then Carl said 'Fay's a size four!'... remiscent of Fay Wray, the original Ann Darrow in the 1933 version of Kong. Preston even notes that she is doing a picture with RKO... the same studio that produced the original Kong. To take things even further, Carl then says, 'Cooper, huh?'... remiscent of Meriah C. Cooper, the director of the original.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 3:32 PM
You're a retarded piece of shit for not letting other people express their opinions about King Kong. They can hate and insult that movie all they want. If you get back at them, they'll get back at you.
I, for one, hate King Kong with all my heart because of what he did to those dinosaurs. In fact, I love reptiles and I hate mammals.
So fuck off and die, Bad Comments! Same goes for you who agree with him or her.
RE: shut up
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 3:48 PM
Aw, did they hurt your little feelings hurt? Do you want to suck your thumbs and change you diapers?
What a baby you are. So what if people badmouth the movie? It's their choice.
If you can't stand all haters, then get the fuck off the Web and provoke a bully into hitting you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 3:54 PM
I'm sorry I don't understand Spanish, but I finally get the idea of the dinosaur!
The dinosaur is going to be the hero who beats up king kong and saves the girl!
they will have a spectacular fight on the freedom tower and just when you think kingkong is going to win he will fall of!
and the girl marries the dinosaur!
Why apologize to him or her? He or she doesn't deserve it.
Well, sorry to break it to you but the dinosaur gets killed by Kong, who later dies in the end of the film. Also, the girl never marries the dino.
However, I thank you for supporting the dino and dissing Kong 'cause I myself really hate Kong and love dinos. Same goes for my youngest nephew.
In fact, I'm thinking of creating a King Kong movie where the gorilla gets killed by all those dinos that he fought.
RE: RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 4:07 PM
You insult safety? In that case, I wish you an unsafe life 'cuz you're fucked up and brain-dead.
You can go straight to Hell for all I care.
RE: The movie man
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 4:16 PM
"fuck u all this movie is the most coolest movie i have seen this year so shut up everyone"
You wish that it's the coolest movie that you've seen.
You can't stand people who shit on King Kong? Too bad! They have a right to badmouth the movie whenever they want as I do.
In fact, there will always be haters in this world. If you tell all of them off, they'll beat shit out of you. So let them be.
One more thing: Fuck you and shut up, you stupid fuckin' queer!
RE: what the
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 4:21 PM
"jajaja funny
this movie siriously sucks, this movie is getting a good rating is because it's jaw braking to old people is like Bush people voted for Bush. Then went shit we did a mistake."
Who are what is this jajaja?
Anyway, I'm pleased that you hate that movie. But why the heck is it getting a good rating due to the jaw breaking?
If I were a carnivorous dinosaur, I'd break off King Kong's hand with my mouth. People who support the jaw breaking should be dinosaurs.
The mouth's my favorite part of a reptile's body while the hands are my least favorite part of a mammal's body. And so, I love reptiles and hate mammals.
Hell, I'd make all reptiles' mouths totally unbreakable and mammals' with hands handless (Don't forget armless.)
RE: Good movie, but trailer was bad
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 4:23 PM
"you made me crack up man funny OMG im crying lol what u sid is true i want to make a movement beause that movie suked ass"
How retarded you are? You deserve to be in a mental hospital.
RE: Pretty damn cool!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 4:24 PM
"I've seen the movie. Yes, it was fucking brilliant! The bug scene in the movie, (for you faithful followers, the part where backup Andy Serkis get's practically devourerd,)was in my opinion, a little damn over the top! I still have goosebumps! Eurrgh, that grossed me out. Now, about the trailer, nice music, but it didn't show the bug scene. I bet the d in dtheatre means damn! KONG REALLY ROCK'S, DTHEATRE!!!!"
King Kong really sucks your fuckin' dick, you delirious ass.
RE: Get bent
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2009 4:34 PM
"Oh, bitch off, faithful kong followers. Anyone who seen this and liked it, raise your hands... ok, so lots of you like it. Ok. All that tells me is that everyone thats complmenting this movie is an idiot. Yes, I actually have seen all three kong films, and the best 1, (by far,) was the 1972 version with what's-her-name. All in all, kong is a lame, SOB storyline filled with nudity, sexy actresses, and only ONE SILLY LINE!! Movies without many funny lines, in my case, are irritating! And if anybody thinks that im even remotely complimenting this movie, your sadly, fuckin' mistakin! YOUR ALL BASTARDS! KING KONG SUCKS! I HATE YOU ALL!
Good night."
Even though I'm far from being a Kong lover, I really admire your hatred of that 2005 version. I salute you for telling off every fan of that movie. They deserve it.
Those fanboys and fangirls of the 2005 King Kong feature are just a bunch of whiny crybabies who can't respect the opinions of people who hate the same things as them.
For all of you likers and lovers of the 2005 Kong film, GO FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A BIG HOLE, YOU SHITTY ASSHOLES!!! IF NOT, GO GET STOMPED ON AND EATEN BY A GROUP OF GIGANTIC MEAT EATERS!!!
RE: Get bent
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2009 8:11 PM
"Oh, bitch off, faithful kong followers. Anyone who seen this and liked it, raise your hands... ok, so lots of you like it. Ok. All that tells me is that everyone thats complmenting this movie is an idiot. Yes, I actually have seen all three kong films, and the best 1, (by far,) was the 1972 version with what's-her-name. All in all, kong is a lame, SOB storyline filled with nudity, sexy actresses, and only ONE SILLY LINE!! Movies without many funny lines, in my case, are irritating! And if anybody thinks that im even remotely complimenting this movie, your sadly, fuckin' mistakin! YOUR ALL BASTARDS! KING KONG SUCKS! I HATE YOU ALL!
Good night."
Even though I'm far from being a Kong lover, I really admire your hatred of that 2005 version. I salute you for telling off every fan of that movie. They deserve it.
Those fanboys and fangirls of the 2005 King Kong feature are just a bunch of whiny crybabies who can't respect the opinions of people who hate the same things as them.
For all of you likers and lovers of the 2005 Kong film, GO FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A BIG HOLE, YOU SHITTY ASSHOLES!!! IF NOT, GO GET STOMPED ON AND EATEN BY A GROUP OF GIGANTIC MEAT EATERS!!!
In the last paragraph above this one, I mean to type this:
"Those fanboys and fangirls of the 2005 King Kong feature are just a bunch of whiny crybabies who can't respect the opinions of people who hate the things that they hate."
I hate King Kong and his fans!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2010 10:49 PM
FUCK YOU, KONG AND YOUR ASS-KISSING SUPPORTERS!!! I HATE YOUR FUCKIN' GUTS!!!
PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THAT KONG'S THE KING OF MONSTERS ARE STUPID AND HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!
TYRANNOSAURUS IS THE TRUE KING OR RATHER EMPEROR OF MONSTERS!!! FUCK YOU IF YOU TYPE OTHERWISE!!!
Die, King Kong and his fans!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2010 12:02 AM
I'm sick of you smug, arrogant, and threatening fanboys and fangirls of that stupid ape! You dare threaten his haters that he'll break our jaws if we shit on him?! Bullshit!
Kong ain't real, which means that he can't break any jaws in real life.
If I own this world, I'd break every Kong fan's jaw, neck, and head.
Gorillas are the worst apes. I'm ashamed to be a primate. Hell, I'd like to break off primate arms and hands, and cut them into little pieces.
And don't give me any of that delusional horseshit that Kong's the best! That's your opinion.
But if you Kong lovers dare force your biased opinions on others, they'll most likely get back at you.
I wouldn't retaliating at you if you forced if you forced your any of opinions on me, you stuck-up cocksuckin' bastards.
All of you whiny Kong fans suck big ass dick. Just the shut the fuck and let yourselves get killed by non-primate animals. I'd laugh at you and cheer if that happened.
RE: Re: All of you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2010 12:06 AM
"Get ready for a very long speech, America!
Defining the art of King Kong is as hard as catching fog in a fishing net. If somebody were to describe the movie or the trailer in a single word, they might use violent, or gorey. In the eyes of yours truly, (aka, me!) Kong is an extremely interesting film [process]. Some lines from all of them are from the original 1933 version. The 1972 version gives me the creeps, it was such a horrible failure. And now, here we are, in the 2005 edition. A little violence over-the-top. A little inappropriate for children under 11.(Such as me!) The violence includes a man getting devoured by a Loch Ness like thing that looks slightly like an uncircumcized penis. The nudity/sexuallity is not all that bad. A little kiss here or there, half-nude Adrien Brody, and a stripped woman, let's call her, "Ann Darrow," being dragged through a jungle by a ferocious gorrila. Kong's profanity level is slightly higher than the other versions, an occasional god**** it, what you didn't know could fill a cat's ***, and one kong-sized cuss. The f bomb. The alcohol/drugs in kong are way more intence than the other movies. Jack Black's charecter, overconfident movie producer Carl Denham, seems addicted. (And when I say addicted, I mean it!) By now, you may think that I am a kong fanatic. To those of you who don't believe this can kiss my metal ***."
You can kiss my ass for all I care, you mama's boy or girl who sucks on that ape's cock.
RE: KOng Bong
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2010 12:08 AM
At a boy or girl, fellow Kong hater! You deserve a reward for typing that.
But of course, I don't know you. Oh well, I hope that my compliment to you is reward enough.
RE: Die, King Kong and his fans!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2010 10:00 PM
Dang it! I forgot to add "mind" between "wouldn't" and "retaliating" just as I forgot to delete one of the "if you forced" lines that I typed.
RE: Die, King Kong and his fans!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 22, 2010 8:39 PM
Instead of putting just plain "fans" at the end of that comment title, I could put "hard core fans, fanboys, and fangirls" at the end of it.
RE: Pretty damn cool!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2010 3:33 PM
" "I've seen the movie. Yes, it was fucking brilliant! The bug scene in the movie, (for you faithful followers, the part where backup Andy Serkis get's practically devourerd,)was in my opinion, a little damn over the top! I still have goosebumps! Eurrgh, that grossed me out. Now, about the trailer, nice music, but it didn't show the bug scene. I bet the d in dtheatre means damn! KONG REALLY ROCK'S, DTHEATRE!!!!"
King Kong really sucks your fuckin' dick, you delirious ass."
I meant to type this:
'King Kong sucks dick, you delirious ass.'
RE: The movie man
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2011 1:01 PM
"fuck u all this movie is the most coolest movie i have seen this year so shut up everyone"
No, fuck you and shut up, you ass kisser of that gorilla. You only think it's the coolest. But it's not.
Who the hell are you to shove your deluded opinion down other people's throats? It's their right to hate movie.
Do me a favor and go fuck yourself to death!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2011 1:05 PM
"...KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS TO YOURSELF. THIS MOVIE IS #1"
No, you keep your stupid comment to yourself. And it's your opinion that this movie's number 1. I, on the other hand, don't think so.
My fellow King Kong haters' comments stupid. Yours is 'cause you sound like you want to force their opinion on them. Well, forget it!
As a Kong hater, I'll never change my opinion about that dumb movie. And whether you like it or not, Kong haters are here to stay.
So go fuck off like the deluded little shithead you are.
P.S. This is one of the worst movies. And if you hate my opinion, get the hell off this site.
RE: The movie man
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2011 1:09 PM
"'fuck u all this movie is the most coolest movie i have seen this year so shut up everyone'
No, fuck you and shut up, you ass kisser of that gorilla. You only think it's the coolest. But it's not.
Who the hell are you to shove your deluded opinion down other people's throats? It's their right to hate movie.
Do me a favor and go fuck yourself to death!"
When I first typed "it's", I meant the latest movie of King Kong.
Also, I forgot to type "the" between "hate" and "movie".
RE: Die, King Kong and his fans!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2011 1:11 PM
Instead of typing "our", I just have typed "their".
RE: Bad Comments
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2011 2:32 PM
"'...KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS TO YOURSELF. THIS MOVIE IS #1'
No, you keep your stupid comment to yourself. And it's your opinion that this movie's number 1. I, on the other hand, don't think so.
My fellow King Kong haters' comments stupid. Yours is 'cause you sound like you want to force their opinion on them. Well, forget it!
As a Kong hater, I'll never change my opinion about that dumb movie. And whether you like it or not, Kong haters are here to stay.
So go fuck off like the deluded little shithead you are.
P.S. This is one of the worst movies. And if you hate my opinion, get the hell off this site."
I forgot to put aren't "comments" and "stupid" in this paragraph that I typed:
"My fellow King Kong haters' comments stupid. Yours is 'cause you sound like you want to force their opinion on them. Well, forget it!"
You other Kong haters' comments aren't stupid and neither are mine. It's those Kong lovers' comments that are stupid.
RE: what the
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2011 2:35 PM
"'jajaja funny
this movie siriously sucks, this movie is getting a good rating is because it's jaw braking to old people is like Bush people voted for Bush. Then went shit we did a mistake.'
Who are what is this jajaja?
Anyway, I'm pleased that you hate that movie. But why the heck is it getting a good rating due to the jaw breaking?
If I were a carnivorous dinosaur, I'd break off King Kong's hand with my mouth. People who support the jaw breaking should be dinosaurs.
The mouth's my favorite part of a reptile's body while the hands are my least favorite part of a mammal's body. And so, I love reptiles and hate mammals.
Hell, I'd make all reptiles' mouths totally unbreakable and mammals' with hands handless (Don't forget armless.)"
Dang it! I meant to type "eaten" between "be" and "by". What I mean is that those who support Kong's jaw breaking should be eaten by those kinds of reptiles.
RE: Bad Comments
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2011 3:10 PM
"Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2011 2:32 PM
"'...KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS TO YOURSELF. THIS MOVIE IS #1'
No, you keep your stupid comment to yourself. And it's your opinion that this movie's number 1. I, on the other hand, don't think so.
My fellow King Kong haters' comments stupid. Yours is 'cause you sound like you want to force their opinion on them. Well, forget it!
As a Kong hater, I'll never change my opinion about that dumb movie. And whether you like it or not, Kong haters are here to stay.
So go fuck off like the deluded little shithead you are.
P.S. This is one of the worst movies. And if you hate my opinion, get the hell off this site."
I forgot to put aren't "comments" and "stupid" in this paragraph that I typed:
"My fellow King Kong haters' comments stupid. Yours is 'cause you sound like you want to force their opinion on them. Well, forget it!"
You other Kong haters' comments aren't stupid and neither are mine. It's those Kong lovers' comments that are stupid."
Darn it! I forgot to put "between" between aren't" and "comments."
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2013 11:40 PM
"Every single person on this page who said something bad about King Kong is a fucking retarded piece of shit who sucks cock.
The first trailer was ok, not brilliant.
But if you want to see some awesome footage go to Apple.com and look at the New King Kong trailer or in other words the 2nd trailer. It is awesome and it loks like the best movie ever."
You're a big, fat, fuckin' liar, you ass kisser o' that damn ape. Do you jack off to that dumb-assed ape?
You're an example of why I'm ashamed to be human. If you cna't stand Kong haters, then do me a favor and go fuck yourself like the cocksucker you are!
RE: The movie man
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2013 11:43 PM
"fuck u all this movie is the most coolest movie i have seen this year so shut up everyone"
No, fuck you and shut the hell up! This movie was never number one and never will be. Let the Kong haters hate that damn film all they want. It's their right to.
Besides, would you like it if I force my opinions on you? If not, then mind your damn business, you shithead!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2014 1:55 AM
"I'm sorry I don't understand Spanish, but I finally get the idea of the dinosaur!
The dinosaur is going to be the hero who beats up king kong and saves the girl!
they will have a spectacular fight on the freedom tower and just when you think kingkong is going to win he will fall of!
and the girl marries the dinosaur!"
So you were being sarcastic to that King Cocksucker. Well, I wouldn't recommend that. Instead countering with sarcasm, why not counter with nastiness like I do?
But since you favor that dinosaur over King Kong like I do, I congratulate you for that just as I congratulate you for pointing out Kong's demise.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2014 2:01 AM
"So by that logic I can only comment on whether something tastes good if I'm a great chef? I don't need to be able to sing to know that Britney Spears can't, you're talking a load of shit.
BTW, I actually think this film looks great but if other people don't then they have the right to their own opinion."
Nicely posted, sir or ma'am (most likely, sir). Way to show that Kong ass kisser who's boss. He or she (most likely, he) doesn't know what the hell he posted. I mean, who does he think that he is in shitting on Kong's haters?
You're so right people who don't find that movie's trailer great have a right to opinion. The people who like and love it should respect those haters' opinions.
It's fine if you like that trailer. After all, you're not forcing your opinion on anyone just like I'm not doing the same with mine.
But I don't tolerate people posting bullshit to that feature's and ape's haters justas I don't really tolerate excuses for anti-Kong people.